Massage Parlor Reports

[Monger01]

Wow! What NOT to do at a MP. No shock she's texting you to return.

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

[Love The Lips]

I agree that Blessings does a great massage and so does Lotus Flower on Burton and they too have the bars on top to walk on your back, great massage.

Does Blessings and Lotus Flower include an HE?

[SweetHemiStud]

Uh, I have no words for this one.

Yeah, me either. I felt kinda stupid at a point, but decided it'd be worse to lay down as much as I did and get nothing by walking out, or just spend a little more and at least get off for the money I gave. Her lose, really, if they weren't so greedy, I woulda been a repeat customer and paid them much more than that. Instead she wanted to milk what she could for the first time seeing me. I'm half tempted to go back and get JUST the 30 min massage at the door price only, no HE, no nothing, just to make her feel like her time was wasted after so much anticipation.

[Love The Lips]

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

Uh, I have no words for this one.

[TwoTrack]

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[Guitar Man]

Blessings on Fuller does. I've been there a couple times with no HE. And according to some readings here, that is normal. But the massage was quite good every time.

I agree that Blessings does a great massage and so does Lotus Flower on Burton and they too have the bars on top to walk on your back, great massage.

[SweetHemiStud]

Thanks for taking the time to respond. I appreciate it.

No problem, as I read on I noticed most of what I had said was already answered. But in a situation like this, hearing it multiple times probably eases the thoguhts of YMMV.

[MichiganMan686]

No shower, I have always made appt (hr) with Emily quite regularly over last 2 yrs. WONDERFUL! I never tried for extras besides HE. I think it is now appt only as she told me business has been a little slow and they all got regular jobs. I was just there on Friday and they had the girls' phone numbers posted on the back door.

Thanks for taking the time to respond. I appreciate it.

[SweetHemiStud]

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

[SweetHemiStud]

I haven't been to MBD. Just a couple questions if anyone has time to respond.

1. Phone number.

2. 30 and 60 min appointments?

3. Prices.

4. Can you walkin or appointment only?

5. Showers?

Thanks to everyone who shares here.

Happy hunting.

No shower, I have always made appt (hr) with Emily quite regularly over last 2 yrs. WONDERFUL! I never tried for extras besides HE. I think it is now appt only as she told me business has been a little slow and they all got regular jobs. I was just there on Friday and they had the girls' phone numbers posted on the back door.

[SweetHemiStud]

Does anyone know of an AMP in the area that does back walks? (Some places actually have bars on the ceiling for it).

Blessings on Fuller does. I've been there a couple times with no HE. And according to some readings here, that is normal. But the massage was quite good every time.

[SweetHemiStud]

I saw Lexi about a year ago. Is she still working there? My experience with her was good then.

She is now at Touch of Paradise, just saw her before labor day. I too had a wonderful experience with her.

[SweetHemiStud]

I don't post often, but had another fabulous appointment with Amy this week! Not much more that can be said that hasn't already, she was a TINY bit late getting there but more than made it up, very hot, just the build that makes me almost drool! Half hour, payed door plus tip and a little extra, she went way over on time. Great massage and awesome flip, topless, and topshelf.

I've been watching Amyna for some time too, I've been wanting to give her a try, reached out a couple different times and never got a reply. Still want to try her out though.

[SweetHemiStud]

I went there once got a half assed massage and lame ending from Lexi. I said I'd never go back and haven't.

I've heard a lot of both ways about Lexi, more good than bad, but enough bad to make me skeptical. I finally tried her last month, she has the shape of eyes that drive me wild, so I took the risk. She is at Touch of Paradise now. I was quite pleased, so she either got a lot better, or maybe she was just having a bad day during your experience. The massage was great, and that is the important part to me. Ending is always nice, but that is somethign I can do myself if need be.

[SweetHemiStud]

Won't be going back there again.

Stopped in for a massage. Door was $. 40 for HH, as usual. Brought to the room and told to leave a tip on the table for my MT. That's a little weird right there. I don't tip my waitress until after the service is done. Why tip before this is done?

I put down another $. 60. (I always take $1. 00 with me and split it the same way, never had an issue). The girl that came in was not real attractive. Not a bbw, but did have a big gut. She took off her top before starting on my back massage. She asked if I like soft or medium pressure. I told her it was up to her, I'm good with either. She liked that, it makes it easier. Lame Massage! Almost no movement. Her hands were seriously almost standing still. Only 5 minutes in she said to go ahead and flip. I'd kind of like a 'massage' with my massage too. She immediately went to work on Big Jim & the twins. Now we're 6 minutes in. She asked for a larger tip already. I jokingly said something about slowing down a little bit or my massage will be over way before my 30 minutes are up. She gave me a pissed off look and told me to flip back over and she'd massage my back. Now she wanted more tip to do both a massage and a HE. It was one or the other, Not Both! I flipped back over, she went back to work on the boys. Now I'm annoyed and nothing is happening. She wouldn't allow me to touch her, even though she had her top removed. We finally decided that this wasn't working and I got up. Terrible Personality! I would NEVER go to see her again and probably won't go back there. She called me a clock watcher, LOL. I'd like my 30 minutes to last 30 minutes. I always bring $1. 00 with me, everywhere I go, I've NEVER had an issue like this greedy woman. If we click, I'll bring more next time.



I know this was not Anna, Chloe or Meghan. I'm not sure what this girls name is. Heavier girl, kind of ratty, dirty blonde, not a very attractive face either.

I've had a few similar experiences there with a few different girls. I always go for an hour, because I want a good massage first and foremost, I can rub one out myself if need be, can't rub my own back. But at least 2-3 times I was in and out in 30 min or slightly less, after paying for an hour. One girl, who I believe is no longer there even chased me out the door asking if I planned on leaving her anything. Eff no, not for 20-25 min from time I walked into room to the time I walked out, which included undressing, dressing, and not to mention it took her several minutes to come in when I was laying there and ready. I have no problem paying when I get what I asked for. But to throw me out with less than half of the requested time, that extra money paid without service received is the tip.