Massage Parlor Reports

[DerickSaunders]

Just curious, I've only had one girl here who I did not care for (Leslie) but does anyone know if there are any girls at panaceas that offer more than a topless HJ? I'm changing jobs so my schedule will be changing and will be able to see some of the day shift girls. Any help would be useful. Thanks.

[LowKeyg]

Go in with reasonable expectations. You almost certainly won't get more than a handy and she'll want too much for that. There are a handful of women who will offer a BJ (most covered) and one or two who offer FS. The cost is usually enormous. Decide what you will pay for the experience no matter what she looks like and hold to your decision. This may cause an awkward moment but it will make for a better experience on whole.

For reference, I generally tip as follows (though I do occasionally lose my mind over a REALLY good pair of natural tits):

- 40 hh, 60 hr: A decent massage, a handy, and permitted roaming over clothes is worth doubling the room rate for tip.

- +10 (50,70): topless plus above with roaming (if all I get to do is see tits, it's not going to induce me to tip).

- +20 (60,80): full nude and / or good roaming (nipple licking, FIV, etc.).

- +40 (80,100): BBBJ plus above.

- +100 (140,160): FS plus above (rare and massage tables are not so stable).

So, for me, a standard HE for an hour runs 120 total (room + tip). If she gives me a good BJ, it would be 160 total (room + tip). That's about the highest expectation I have going in.

Some go lower and some go higher. I've had a few women left unhappy when she thought an over-the-clothes grope was worth a lot more than I do. For the most part, however, this gets me what I want. I don't go in wanting more than this will get me (if that makes sense). If the top comes off and the tits are incredible, I'll sometimes push the tip 10 or 20 and drive away kicking myself. If the overall performance is outstanding even if some of the elements are not there, I'll tip up some (Natasha at Panacea for example).

Beautiful. Thank you dude. Invaluable feedback. Ill try ti deviate to your scale as it seems logical.

FYI no go on the toftt. Every text / call went unanswered. From other reviews I'm ok with this.

[SlapShot69]

Ahh ok, that makes sense. I thought you were talking about Mia not Mya.

Thanks for saving me from that decision.

Anyone seen this Mya? I have seen Mia at HRH, fun time.

If these are real pics of Mya, would be interested, just wondered if anyone has actually seen her.

[Benz1]

I went to see Anna for a 1 hr massage. . 6 she massage me and then I massage her and then back to me. She said ok flip so the HE was alright and we were done. Should have mentioned before we started she wanted the tip placed on the desk before hand. Tip. 5 she said if I wanted more I would have to bring more. 20's when I left my appointment was only 35 minutes and I paid an hr. Will not repeat.

Gone are the days of Amber at Royal, with a CMT quality massage and her Long boney fingers creating an excellent Prostrate massage. Amber always gave the full hour and then some.

I did find a good replacement with a long boney finger, coached her on the right moves and BAM.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...c/789614889354

[GingerBeard]

I posted a while back, COMPLETELY fake and not even a remote resemblance!! Flag her fake pics and avoid!

Ahh ok, that makes sense. I thought you were talking about Mia not Mya.

Thanks for saving me from that decision.

[Toes63]

I went to see Anna for a 1 hr massage. . 6 she massage me and then I massage her and then back to me. She said ok flip so the HE was alright and we were done. Should have mentioned before we started she wanted the tip placed on the desk before hand. Tip. 5 she said if I wanted more I would have to bring more. 20's when I left my appointment was only 35 minutes and I paid an hr. Will not repeat.

[Soupy3838]

This ad keeps catching my eye. I asked about it previously but thought I'd ask again.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/626832370614

I posted a while back, COMPLETELY fake and not even a remote resemblance!! Flag her fake pics and avoid!

[GingerBeard]

This ad keeps catching my eye. I asked about it previously but thought I'd ask again.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/626832370614

[ClassyGentGr]

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/your-...sseur-12356742

Looking for a recommendation here. PM if you like.

You will find my brief review of her on post 6524 - then there are a few follow ups.

[White300]

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/your-...sseur-12356742

Looking for a recommendation here. PM if you like.

[Donntee]

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...642&cityid=222

Has anyone tried their "gentlemen services"? The blonde MILF looks tempting.

I stopped in to check it out, but it looked like a gangster meeting outside. The guys were scary and the women were huge. Sorry, but I left.

[Charlie441]

She took off her top before starting on my back massage. She asked if I like soft or medium pressure. I told her it was up to her, I'm good with either. She liked that, it makes it easier. Lame Massage! Almost no movement. Her hands were seriously almost standing still. Only 5 minutes in she said to go ahead and flip. I'd kind of like a 'massage' with my massage too. She immediately went to work on Big Jim & the twins. Now we're 6 minutes in. She asked for a larger tip already. I jokingly said something about slowing down a little bit or my massage will be over way before my 30 minutes are up. She gave me a pissed off look and told me to flip back over and she'd massage my back. Now she wanted more tip to do both a massage and a HE. It was one or the other, Not Both! I flipped back over, she went back to work on the boys. Now I'm annoyed and nothing is happening. She wouldn't allow me to touch her, even though she had her top removed. We finally decided that this wasn't working and I got up. Terrible Personality! I would NEVER go to see her again and probably won't go back there. She called me a clock watcher, LOL. I'd like my 30 minutes to last 30 minutes. I always bring $1. 00 with me, everywhere I go, I've NEVER had an issue like this greedy woman. If we click, I'll bring more next time.

It was good she took her top off to start it. Good, but unfortunately false impression there. If she's going to flip ya 5 minutes in, they need to understand that you can't get a 9-10 minute massage out of it. And pointing that out, no, you're not a clock watcher, FFS. THEY are for trying to get-in-get-out ASAP. Especially when they don't want you even touching them at all when doing that. Yikes.

I think they Can get spoiled by giving a robotic HJ to a guy and sweeping him out in well under 15 m, and get Entitlement Syndrome that that's what's supposed to happen, and you're supposed to be happy, dammit! LOL. Crazy. I've had mostly Very sub-par experiences at Royal.

I went there once got a half assed massage and lame ending from Lexi. I said I'd never go back and haven't.

I saw Lexi about a year ago. Is she still working there? My experience with her was good then.

[HungryForIt]

Hey guys,

Hungry here, long time monger-- only been posting for a while.

I have a few UTR's that I like to see, and I've gone to MBD quite a bit over the past year or two. Aside from that though, I like to be pretty spontaneous-- get on the road, pick a place at random and see what kind of girls / menu they have. That being said, where do you think I'll have the best luck of finding good HE's at MP's in the area? I feel like all I hear about are HH, Panacea, Relaxation Station and Wonder. Which would you say you can just walk into and pretty much have the same expereince every time? I like to be spontaneous and just walk into places without worrying about an appointment.

Let me know what you think-- or if there really aren't any places that match my description LOL.

Thanks!

[Monger01]

I tried Royal years ago. Similar experience. Lousy massage from not so hot girl who then expected BP full service rates for a topless no touch HE. I never returned and never will.

I sometimes wonder how many morons go there and pay theses rates for lousy service.

I went there once got a half assed massage and lame ending from Lexi. I said I'd never go back and haven't.

[OneDaveDog]

I don't post often, but had another fabulous appointment with Amy this week! Not much more that can be said that hasn't already, she was a TINY bit late getting there but more than made it up, very hot, just the build that makes me almost drool! Half hour, payed door plus tip and a little extra, she went way over on time. Great massage and awesome flip, topless, and topshelf.