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[Barkeater]

Dude, I have no doubt what you are saying is true, but for the record my experience was completely the opposite. I think some girls get so many flaky calls and texts that get really hair trigger about communication. So maybe she didn't like your text. But anyway, my experience with the same lady was stellar. And she made a point of telling me how she is from Texas and girls from Texas are a super friendly and nice *if* you treat them the same way in return.

For me, she was sweet and provided everything to me I could ask for and more. Feel free to PM me for details. A little bit of baby fat, but a wonderful rack and a great ass to boot. Reasonably priced for NOVA. I would most definitely recommend.

Apparently, my etiquette sucks. I texted Diamond this evening with a courteous salutation and inquiry if she was busy. She replied with a friendly hello and asked how I was. I replied saying thank you for replying in a timely manner and that I was doing well. Then I stated that I would like to meet and for planning purposes, what part of northern Virginia she was at. There was a delay, and I received a reply saying that she asked how I was and whether I was going to follow suit. Huh? OK, I thought maybe she didn't get my text, so I forwarded it again. There was another delay, and then she delivered a series of texts launching into a lecture of how I didn't ask her how she was doing after she asked how I was doing and that this is how southerners do it and that I did not care how she was doing. Rather engaging in this, I just replied, "thank you for your consideration," and a (undeserved) picture compliment, to which she replied, "You're not considerate. " Yeah, OK. Whatever.

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27021127/

[Bummm]

Apparently, my etiquette sucks. I texted Diamond this evening with a courteous salutation and inquiry if she was busy. She replied with a friendly hello and asked how I was. I replied saying thank you for replying in a timely manner and that I was doing well. Then I stated that I would like to meet and for planning purposes, what part of northern Virginia she was at. There was a delay, and I received a reply saying that she asked how I was and whether I was going to follow suit. Huh? OK, I thought maybe she didn't get my text, so I forwarded it again. There was another delay, and then she delivered a series of texts launching into a lecture of how I didn't ask her how she was doing after she asked how I was doing and that this is how southerners do it and that I did not care how she was doing. Rather engaging in this, I just replied, "thank you for your consideration," and a (undeserved) picture compliment, to which she replied, "You're not considerate. " Yeah, OK. Whatever.

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27021127/

She didn't want business much, ridiculous woman.

[GilBang]

Apparently, my etiquette sucks. I texted Diamond this evening with a courteous salutation and inquiry if she was busy. She replied with a friendly hello and asked how I was. I replied saying thank you for replying in a timely manner and that I was doing well. Then I stated that I would like to meet and for planning purposes, what part of northern Virginia she was at. There was a delay, and I received a reply saying that she asked how I was and whether I was going to follow suit. Huh? OK, I thought maybe she didn't get my text, so I forwarded it again. There was another delay, and then she delivered a series of texts launching into a lecture of how I didn't ask her how she was doing after she asked how I was doing and that this is how southerners do it and that I did not care how she was doing. Rather engaging in this, I just replied, "thank you for your consideration," and a (undeserved) picture compliment, to which she replied, "You're not considerate. " Yeah, OK. Whatever.

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27021127/

Damn. I got one for you where apparently being on-time means being there at the exact second. I had texted the provider to see if we could meet that afternoon, we settled on noon and she told me to text her then when I was parked in this mall she was nearby. I get to the mall at 11:52, so I texted her that I was parked there and would wait for her further instructions. Noon arrives, then by 12:20 still no text, so I figured she bailed on me, I text her telling her I had to go and that maybe we'd get together next time. She texted me at 12:30 saying "You got here earlier than agreed". Huh? Were we going to meet AT the mall? LOL.

[CaponeBone]

Looking for a change of pace and would like to find an arab to have fun some with. They seem to be tough to come by in the area.

Anyone with experience with these two smoke shows and if they are even real?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/665101?skip_terms=1

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/eiley-es...ngton-dc-10270

Open for any other recommendations as well. PM me if preferred.

[Lohkey]

They will stay around as long as guys keep feeding them. Stop feeding the ones that you want to go away!

Very very true. Boycott asian crapshoots in nova!

[UpYours]

They will stay around as long as guys keep feeding them. Stop feeding the ones that you want to go away!

[Cash2274]

Just wondering if anyone has experience with this one? Looks like she could be cute and fun. But I couldn't find any reviews.

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/cha...scorts/1130344

[Lohkey]

Just saw one of the best non GFE providers. Spinner lovers this the truth. Pm for info. Definitely worth my $. 40. She told me she has two friends coming at the end of the week. I've seen them also and all three are great. Again non GFE but DEFINITELY WORTH IT. I never get into specifics Because I've realized that your mileage may vary every single time. While they are service providers sometimes these lades just aint feeliing it. What I can and will say is I see a lot of these ladies and this one checked all my boxes.

[Agc90]

In the context of k-agencies, what in the world is GFE+ supposed to mean?

[KrishKrish]

Thanks My Friend.

Regarding Spinner. Decades back I saw a movie Samsara (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsara_(2001_film) - there is a scene that leaves the viewer to imagine "spinning" but she does it beautifully and being from the east I have seen the contraption to put babies to sleep. Ever since it was a fantasy. But you are right. I should be practical.

- implants. I don't like them. I love the natural shape, variety and texture. Rather than a dome that defies gravity and that that makes einstien turn in his grave. So as to speak. So I can seemyself valuing this forum all the more. Cheers!

Thanks for the enjoyable post, amigo. It brought a smile to my face. As to your questions:

(1) "Spinner" is a nickname for a (very) thin gal. Unfortunately, being thin doesn't grant them some magical power to spin during the session.

(2) With regard to the bath, some offer a shower before the session, and some offer it after the session. Just go with the flow, and don't ask.

(3) On the matter of pops, most K agencies offer one unless the ad says otherwise.

(4) Concerning implants: Don't ask a provider if she has implants. Just compliment her on her assets, irrespective of size or shape.

So, now that you know the answers to these questions: Good luck. (We all need some luck, but some of us need more than others.).

Roman.

[KrishKrish]

Checkout erotic monkey. And even some provider websites. Such as http://natalia028.cuties-sites.com/.

It simply says implants = yes / no.

I'm sort of wondering what the ad says for this particular selling point.

[Pbarber307]

Apparently, my etiquette sucks. I texted Diamond this evening with a courteous salutation and inquiry if she was busy. She replied with a friendly hello and asked how I was. I replied saying thank you for replying in a timely manner and that I was doing well. Then I stated that I would like to meet and for planning purposes, what part of northern Virginia she was at. There was a delay, and I received a reply saying that she asked how I was and whether I was going to follow suit. Huh? OK, I thought maybe she didn't get my text, so I forwarded it again. There was another delay, and then she delivered a series of texts launching into a lecture of how I didn't ask her how she was doing after she asked how I was doing and that this is how southerners do it and that I did not care how she was doing. Rather engaging in this, I just replied, "thank you for your consideration," and a (undeserved) picture compliment, to which she replied, "You're not considerate. " Yeah, OK. Whatever.

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27021127/

[Pbarber307]

…. there are sites where they specifically list that the Provider does not have implants.

I'm sort of wondering what the ad says for this particular selling point.

[Roamin Roman]

I tried reading a few going back and surely got educated. But still some Q's linger and I thought it best to ask.

1. Spinner = I got the meaning -- but is this "typically" done during a 1 hr session? Do these providers offer to spin. Do we ask for it?

2. I read few times about taking a bath together in the beginning and the end. Is this standard fare in K-agencies? There seems to be a cadence to the K-girl providers. Bath / massage / the main act / massage / bath. ? Is this typical. Or do we have to specifically state what we want? Curious to know what what is good for "good experience overall" in terms of VFM.

I guess its a trade off in terms of time / 2 pops?

Generic question: I did some research and there are sites where they specifically list that the Provider does not have implants. Some don't. At what point can you ask this question? Or is it even Ok to ask this question? For e. G. Ayiana / Josephine. Are the breasts natural?

Thanks for the enjoyable post, amigo. It brought a smile to my face. As to your questions:

(1) "Spinner" is a nickname for a (very) thin gal. Unfortunately, being thin doesn't grant them some magical power to spin during the session.

(2) With regard to the bath, some offer a shower before the session, and some offer it after the session. Just go with the flow, and don't ask.

(3) On the matter of pops, most K agencies offer one unless the ad says otherwise.

(4) Concerning implants: Don't ask a provider if she has implants. Just compliment her on her assets, irrespective of size or shape.

So, now that you know the answers to these questions: Good luck. (We all need some luck, but some of us need more than others.).

Roman.

[PlatinumS]

I would just like to point out that Jennifer's Models is using fake photos for its models.

http://www.jennifersmodels.com/#/hannah-stevenson/

Simply reverse image searching the images for the above model return a Twitter famous model who definitely is not touring the country as an escort.

This is not the first time they have used completely fake photos. Their "members area" has not been updated in months. This agency has completely gone to the dumps.