Massage Parlor Reports

[McWired]

Went to Avalon Massage on Kirkman. Awful. Mamasan led me into the room, asked me to wait for the new sexy Colombian girl, Sofi. Nice rack. About 40 and blonde. After 10 minutes, I tried to leave, didn't want to wait more. Mamasan begged me to stay and it would be worth the wait. It wasn't. Not even close. TS was rushed. Extremely crappy massage was rushed. Way too much oil, including rubbing it all through my hair. Offered FS for 1. 6. Got a cover. Jumped on me for 30 seconds. Switched to RCG for 30 seconds. Each time, she told me that we were running out of time. And I replied that we just started. Rush, rush, rush. Switched to doggie, where I caught a whiff, and woody died right there. It was immediate. Yuk. Worst experience I have had in years. I know. I should have gone to You Massage, right around the corner. I was stupid. Just don't go there. Ewww.

[MasajoViro]

There are roads around MCO referred to (by the locals) as OBT, JYP, Seventeen-Ninety-Two, and so on. Your second guess is warmer.

Extra Credit: What used to be the Bee Line back in the day???

State Route 528.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Also now known as the Martin Andersen Beachline Expressway. (Never could understand the name change, but maybe 'Bee Line' to the beach was too subtle for the average population?

[WheelRod]

Finally made it back to WB hoping to see Rainbow but was told she left and that the girls can only stay two months (can anyone else confirm this?) so took Vivian since she was the only one available. Get to the flip and she asks what I want and tell her. She leaves and brings Yuki since she just finished down the hall. At first I was disappointed bc I wanted to see Vivian topless but as soon as Yuki started on me any disappointment went away. This woman is incredible. She said she gives the #1 BJ in the area. She was right. I've never had DT like that. I'll be getting back there as soon as finances allow. Maybe even before!

[MasajoViro]

Headed back to Orlando for work soon. Last trip I visited Teresa in Lake Mary at her home location. Since it's been a couple of years, I am wondering if her services are the same or how any recent visits for others here have gone. PM me if you would rather not post. Thanks for the help.

Your review posted New Year's Day is pretty much my experience with her during the course of at least a dozen visits over maybe five years. Nice woman and a very good therapist when she puts her mind to it. Others might have more information, as you visited more recently than I have.

[NaughtyBoy1]

I wish her the best. I do miss her services but only when I am greedy. Hope She never thinks of returning.

NB1.

I have her as a friend on Snapchat. Looks like she has stopped providing and gotten her self a normal job.

[FieryStud]

I have seen "Pandora," but I've come to realize that my visit with her was just a month or two before names lost all meaning at GG (maybe May or earlier? I'm pretty certain I saw the girl who originally started out calling herself "Pandora," but at this point, unless you know her by her looks, you're really just guessing. Hell, I might even be wrong about the girl I've seen. Back about a year ago when "Green Tea" arrived, the names just started getting ridiculous there. They have a great set up and talent, so I'm not knocking the place, just the names.

I'm not directing this at you, FieryStud, just making a general observation. I don't know when / if you've seen her at all.

I actually first met Pandora during my first visit to GG back in February / March. My first dream was with Yuki and he was the one who actually introduced me to Pandora before leaving. And during my subsequent visits, I used to ask for Pandora and if she wasn't available, they would say she is unavailable / busy right now. There were no games with names at that time.

And when she was available, the exact same girl would turn up, atleast during those early days. I have had atleast 4 dreams with her till now, the most recent one being a couple of weeks back. So I guess, I can atleast say for certain that I have seen and been with the real Pandora.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[MeamRed]

Hey Orlando AMP experts.

Any advice on what time to go to an AMP? I am planning to go to BO / GG on Saturday night or Sunday morning (but someone on this forum suggested against that). Any recommended days and times for these AMPs?

[StikMan]

Have you ever had a session with Pandora before? Because from your report and description of the girl, I guess you just met Pandora and as we all know these girls keep changing names frequently.

So if you have not yet met Pandora previously to recognize her, then you can feel proud that you have banged one of the wildest Asian chicks out there.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

I saw her yesterday. She is definitely not Pandora. This girl has her own style and it is something I've never seen before. If I were you, I would not walk but run to GG and ask for Wiki. She is tall and skinny with some Bolt ons. She has black hair and Pandora's hair is red. This girl will blow your mind!

[Gentleman 100]

So I wanted to find a new place. Stopped by Orchid Asia Spa. right by Bestbuy on east colonial. Walked in and out came an older asian lady (Late 50's possibly 60's) Not easy on the eyes. She tried taking me to a room quickly. Trying to get me to pay. I asked her if I can see the girls or girl she had since I'm picky. She kept saying she was busy which was a lie. Also kept say "Masagy good!" I told her thank you but I'm good and left. Am I wrong for wanting to see the girls or girl working? I mean I am the one paying LOL. I wouldn't recommend this place unless you like Mystery flavor. LOL.

It sounds like you stopped into a bait-and-switch location. The grandma was going to be the one giving you the massage and handy. If she is not willing to introduce you to at least 1 provider, then definitely walk out. You were not too far from BO and GG, you could have stopped by there and gotten a half-way decent massage and all the fixins' (if you wanted that).

[Jrogers318]

Headed back to Orlando for work soon. Last trip I visited Teresa in Lake Mary at her home location. Since it's been a couple of years, I am wondering if her services are the same or how any recent visits for others here have gone. PM me if you would rather not post. Thanks for the help.

[Member #5946]

So I wanted to find a new place. Stopped by Orchid Asia Spa. right by Bestbuy on east colonial. Walked in and out came an older asian lady (Late 50's possibly 60's) Not easy on the eyes. She tried taking me to a room quickly. Trying to get me to pay. I asked her if I can see the girls or girl she had since I'm picky. She kept saying she was busy which was a lie. Also kept say "Masagy good!" I told her thank you but I'm good and left. Am I wrong for wanting to see the girls or girl working? I mean I am the one paying LOL. I wouldn't recommend this place unless you like Mystery flavor. LOL.

I am sure she was only one there. In my experience traveling to small towns the older owner is all there is. Never been to this location but good for you for walking out. The worse is when you find an ad that states young ladies only to find a 50 year old.

[TheReal84]

So I wanted to find a new place. Stopped by Orchid Asia Spa. right by Bestbuy on east colonial. Walked in and out came an older asian lady (Late 50's possibly 60's) Not easy on the eyes. She tried taking me to a room quickly. Trying to get me to pay. I asked her if I can see the girls or girl she had since I'm picky. She kept saying she was busy which was a lie. Also kept say "Masagy good!" I told her thank you but I'm good and left. Am I wrong for wanting to see the girls or girl working? I mean I am the one paying LOL. I wouldn't recommend this place unless you like Mystery flavor. LOL.

[OzzyHead]

I'm always disappointed when I see an Asian girl with a clean shave. Which is 90+ percent of the time. At the very least I like a neat trim, but a full Bush to play with is ideal.

Haven't posted in awhile, has been very busy at work bouncing around traveling so I was itching to visit either G g or Bo, have been to both numerous times. G g in my opinion is better, however Bo has Yumi who in my opinion is one of the best out there, I personally have had more fun and passionate time with her then even Yuki, Pandora or Mona. So I stopped by Bo first and ask to see Yumi momasan said she was on her period. So I didn't give her the money and asked if I could see who is available she brought me inside and brought CC in first she was sort of cute but flat-chested and I could see she had a Bush, then the next girl she brought in was flat chested and also had a Bush, what the hell is going on I hope that's not a new trend? I told mamason I would come back in an hour when the other girls were available because there were two mongers also in the rooms I also told Mom son that I would stay if she would give a session she playfully slapped my shoulder so no come back in an hour and I will have a bigger chested girl for you. So I drove over to G g and there were four cars in the front two cars in the back so I kept on driving, I will have to try back tomorrow but I really hope the Bush is not coming back.

[Kellner42]

Have you ever had a session with Pandora before? Because from your report and description of the girl, I guess you just met Pandora and as we all know these girls keep changing names frequently.

So if you have not yet met Pandora previously to recognize her, then you can feel proud that you have banged one of the wildest Asian chicks out there.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

I have seen "Pandora," but I've come to realize that my visit with her was just a month or two before names lost all meaning at GG (maybe May or earlier? I'm pretty certain I saw the girl who originally started out calling herself "Pandora," but at this point, unless you know her by her looks, you're really just guessing. Hell, I might even be wrong about the girl I've seen. Back about a year ago when "Green Tea" arrived, the names just started getting ridiculous there. They have a great set up and talent, so I'm not knocking the place, just the names.

I'm not directing this at you, FieryStud, just making a general observation. I don't know when / if you've seen her at all.

[DirkDig1]

Haven't posted in awhile, has been very busy at work bouncing around traveling so I was itching to visit either G g or Bo, have been to both numerous times. G g in my opinion is better, however Bo has Yumi who in my opinion is one of the best out there, I personally have had more fun and passionate time with her then even Yuki, Pandora or Mona. So I stopped by Bo first and ask to see Yumi momasan said she was on her period. So I didn't give her the money and asked if I could see who is available she brought me inside and brought CC in first she was sort of cute but flat-chested and I could see she had a Bush, then the next girl she brought in was flat chested and also had a Bush, what the hell is going on I hope that's not a new trend? I told mamason I would come back in an hour when the other girls were available because there were two mongers also in the rooms I also told Mom son that I would stay if she would give a session she playfully slapped my shoulder so no come back in an hour and I will have a bigger chested girl for you. So I drove over to G g and there were four cars in the front two cars in the back so I kept on driving, I will have to try back tomorrow but I really hope the Bush is not coming back.