Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5794]

It was Sunday in Los Angeles / westwood area and it was so hot I saw a chicken laying an omelette.

I know the only place other than bed bath and beyond with good A / C, but that offered a handjob was goldfinger.

I rolled into the joint around 3 pm. There was some female piece of human debris on the side wall of the place talking some nonsense about kershaw maybe winning a playoff game for the dodgers.

There were a shit ton of persians walking around the various persian markets there, with one dude smelling so bad his right guard voted for bernie sanders.

But alas, gold finger was open and I snuck in while being watched by some fucken millenial couple taking their dog to the starbucks across the street.

The MMS was the usual Jenny with the haggard breath and the face looking like yasmani grandal wears her to catch sliders from dodger right handers (fuck kershaw. He will take game 5 to his grave).

I ask for a young gal, and I was quite specific, that I wanted this girl to have no more than 4 of 7 memories of the pivotal events of the last 60 or so years, namely, the JFK shooting, the Reagan attempt, the challenger disaster, 9/11, derek fishers. 4 second bullshit shot, kobe bryant's bullshit apology to his wife, and judge kavanaugh saying "I like beer".

She had me lay down in the far right room. This room doubles as a fucken toaster. It is too small to get a handie in, really, it must be for all the female customers. I lay down and after an eternity she returns with my 10 dollar "Changeee" from the 50 I gave her and she says it will be 10 minutes and I bring young girl. So I fucked around on rubmaps for 10 minutes, meaning that I read all the useful reviews for the last millenium on that shitty site.

To my surprise in walks "sissy" - for all you asian MILF lovers this one is not for you. She has a flat tummy, is skinny all over, has great 32 B tits and I would fuck her with any of your dicks. She is quite possibly the hottest asian gal I have seen at a non FS AMP since that fucken place on pico with the tree on the awning. Was it essence or euphoria massage? You know the place right on fucken pico next to the mattress store that had those thai handjobbers.

Anyhow, sissy was obviously in high demand. She did a massage and after like 6 minutes went to my undercarriage and just yanked me like I was pulled pork on diners drive ins and dives.

She had me turn over. She said what do you want, and I pointed to my 10 inch cut cock. She was like how much. I said 40 she said more and said 60 and for 80 I could feel her tits. For 100 she would take off her nike yoga pants. I said no, I did not want to be banned.

So it was 80 and I did not get to suck her tits, but I felt all over. She is kind of weird, kind of sticking her tongue out and saying Oh, I love you. Her jerking techniique is about as effective as rubber nails. I had to get her to sit up on the table to get her to a good cadence.

The a / c was a little weak and she just about rubbed the epidermis off my cock. I blew a load and he said "oh too many children".

Lovely.

I gave her the 80 bucks and practically had to go into a karate stance to decline the water. I was trying to ask her for her digits, fig style, but it was not working due to the language barrier. I did find out that she lives in the SGV and she works on Saturday and Sunday. I recommend her for her body and will be trainking her on dickwork.

[BoulderBoy]

Hi everyone, took a trip to sb... I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes. I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet...

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

Very familiar with the place, the drapes, the rock lamps, and with Lily. She and I hit it off and she said I gave her an O. Need to see her again. Thanks for the reminder! Mary's hot too.

[Mr Sixty]

That was me at HT.

And it's HER car, thank you very much.

Whoops, sorry, Lovergrrl! I forgot that was your report!

[BigBadNut]

Been there and enjoyed it immensely! Great experience with good attitude. Privacy and low traffic. Will visit again when I'm out there. $ or 20 more is the rate.

Hi everyone, took a trip to sb. But that part of the forum is pretty dead I thought I would share here instead.

Found a nice LMP. The place has a metal fence over all the property an initially thought the place was closed.

After 4 minutes of walking around finally found the entrance. It's like an apartment, converted into a business.

Went up to the sliding window and rang the service bell. Out comes this late 40 Latina with thick eyebrows.

Not the best looking. She didn't ask any questions just directed me to the room and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Walked into the restroom and tripped on the toiled. Must have been a 3 x3 room. A coffin would probably have more space.

At this point I'm praying she's not my provider, because she's got the body of an anorexic teenager.

I get into the room and asks how I know about the place. I tell her a friend recommended me.

Replies by asking for. 4 house fee. Takes the money and leaves.

Comes back and asks who referred me. Ended up making up a story about a friend and celebrating my bday.

Maybe she thought I was le who knows. Then she leaves again. At this point.

I really thought she was going to be my provider. And was bummed out a bit.

I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes.

I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet and plan my fire escape route just Incase.

The door opens and I accept my fate with thick eyebrows lady.

Then I open my eyes and see her. Pink loose dress, that accentuates her nice round ass and amazing DD'S.

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

And asks if I been here before. I tell her it's my first time there and was recommended about some amazing therapy.

She asks if I want the VIP experience and I say absolutely. She quotes me $. 2 I tell her I only have $ she says she can't do it for that amount. She then tells me to get it after and I agree. Not losing my house fee ha!

She undressed and I sucked on her DD's and seems to enjoy it. My hands roam all over her body. She has nice natural rack. And I'm harder than a Himalayan rock. She puts on the hat and kneels down for a nice CBJ. Best CBJ I have ever had and ask her to continue and is happy to do so. She holds my hands so I don't grab her hair. She gets on the massage table and I slide right in. No need for lube. She starts to fake it so I start off slow. She's tighter than I expected. And can feel her despite the hat.

I'm enjoying how tight she is that I get even harder so I go hard. She starts moaning for real. She then grabs me by the waist and pulls me harder toward her. So I get intense, and she's really enjoying it calling me Papi and saying harder papi. I'm really turned on now. She gets on her side while I'm standing and while I'm thrusting and starts thrusting back. SHe really got into it, then she read my mind I wanted to see that ass from behind. She hops off the table and I get to see that Latina booty bounce.

Behind and finish in the bag. She then told me to forget about the 20 and to ask for her next time I stop by. She's there Monday Tuesday and once a month on sundays.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

[TheNoob]

From the outside it looks closed and gated.

But it is open.

Himalayan Therapy in San Bernardino, California.

[Hornilius69]

What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.

Himalayan Therapy in San Bernardino, California.

[Hornilius69]

What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.

SB = San Bernardino.

[TheNoob]

San Bernardino,

What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.

[Courious G]

What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.

Hi everyone, took a trip to sb. But that part of the forum is pretty dead I thought I would share here instead.

Found a nice LMP. The place has a metal fence over all the property an initially thought the place was closed.

After 4 minutes of walking around finally found the entrance. It's like an apartment, converted into a business.

Went up to the sliding window and rang the service bell. Out comes this late 40 Latina with thick eyebrows.

Not the best looking. She didn't ask any questions just directed me to the room and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Walked into the restroom and tripped on the toiled. Must have been a 3 x3 room. A coffin would probably have more space.

At this point I'm praying she's not my provider, because she's got the body of an anorexic teenager.

I get into the room and asks how I know about the place. I tell her a friend recommended me.

Replies by asking for. 4 house fee. Takes the money and leaves.

Comes back and asks who referred me. Ended up making up a story about a friend and celebrating my bday.

Maybe she thought I was le who knows. Then she leaves again. At this point.

I really thought she was going to be my provider. And was bummed out a bit.

I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes.

I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet and plan my fire escape route just Incase.

The door opens and I accept my fate with thick eyebrows lady.

Then I open my eyes and see her. Pink loose dress, that accentuates her nice round ass and amazing DD'S.

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

And asks if I been here before. I tell her it's my first time there and was recommended about some amazing therapy.

She asks if I want the VIP experience and I say absolutely. She quotes me $. 2 I tell her I only have $ she says she can't do it for that amount. She then tells me to get it after and I agree. Not losing my house fee ha!

She undressed and I sucked on her DD's and seems to enjoy it. My hands roam all over her body. She has nice natural rack. And I'm harder than a Himalayan rock. She puts on the hat and kneels down for a nice CBJ. Best CBJ I have ever had and ask her to continue and is happy to do so. She holds my hands so I don't grab her hair. She gets on the massage table and I slide right in. No need for lube. She starts to fake it so I start off slow. She's tighter than I expected. And can feel her despite the hat.

I'm enjoying how tight she is that I get even harder so I go hard. She starts moaning for real. She then grabs me by the waist and pulls me harder toward her. So I get intense, and she's really enjoying it calling me Papi and saying harder papi. I'm really turned on now. She gets on her side while I'm standing and while I'm thrusting and starts thrusting back. SHe really got into it, then she read my mind I wanted to see that ass from behind. She hops off the table and I get to see that Latina booty bounce.

Behind and finish in the bag. She then told me to forget about the 20 and to ask for her next time I stop by. She's there Monday Tuesday and once a month on sundays.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

[Lovergrrl]

There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car.

-60-.

That was me at HT.

And it's HER car, thank you very much.

[TheNoob]

Hi everyone, took a trip to sb. But that part of the forum is pretty dead I thought I would share here instead.

Found a nice LMP. The place has a metal fence over all the property an initially thought the place was closed.

After 4 minutes of walking around finally found the entrance. It's like an apartment, converted into a business.

Went up to the sliding window and rang the service bell. Out comes this late 40 Latina with thick eyebrows.

Not the best looking. She didn't ask any questions just directed me to the room and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Walked into the restroom and tripped on the toiled. Must have been a 3 x3 room. A coffin would probably have more space.

At this point I'm praying she's not my provider, because she's got the body of an anorexic teenager.

I get into the room and asks how I know about the place. I tell her a friend recommended me.

Replies by asking for. 4 house fee. Takes the money and leaves.

Comes back and asks who referred me. Ended up making up a story about a friend and celebrating my bday.

Maybe she thought I was le who knows. Then she leaves again. At this point.

I really thought she was going to be my provider. And was bummed out a bit.

I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes.

I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet and plan my fire escape route just Incase.

The door opens and I accept my fate with thick eyebrows lady.

Then I open my eyes and see her. Pink loose dress, that accentuates her nice round ass and amazing DD'S.

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

And asks if I been here before. I tell her it's my first time there and was recommended about some amazing therapy.

She asks if I want the VIP experience and I say absolutely. She quotes me $. 2 I tell her I only have $ she says she can't do it for that amount. She then tells me to get it after and I agree. Not losing my house fee ha!

She undressed and I sucked on her DD's and seems to enjoy it. My hands roam all over her body. She has nice natural rack. And I'm harder than a Himalayan rock. She puts on the hat and kneels down for a nice CBJ. Best CBJ I have ever had and ask her to continue and is happy to do so. She holds my hands so I don't grab her hair. She gets on the massage table and I slide right in. No need for lube. She starts to fake it so I start off slow. She's tighter than I expected. And can feel her despite the hat.

I'm enjoying how tight she is that I get even harder so I go hard. She starts moaning for real. She then grabs me by the waist and pulls me harder toward her. So I get intense, and she's really enjoying it calling me Papi and saying harder papi. I'm really turned on now. She gets on her side while I'm standing and while I'm thrusting and starts thrusting back. SHe really got into it, then she read my mind I wanted to see that ass from behind. She hops off the table and I get to see that Latina booty bounce.

Behind and finish in the bag. She then told me to forget about the 20 and to ask for her next time I stop by. She's there Monday Tuesday and once a month on sundays.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

[BigBadNut]

What's 5-5?

Have no idea what 5-5 was must be the legal weed.

[The Camel]

Hey LG,

Well, again I stopped today during the afternoon and the same lock and no answer!

Fast forward to now (midnight) I called again and a gal answer and tells me, yes we are open! I ask her about daytime hours and she kind of side steps my question, so I don't really know what's up with this operation.

She tells me there are 4 girls available now and I can choose. Wow.

Don't know what to make of it since RM has this place listed as closed.

I really hate to go this late to a hood I'm not too familiar with (Verdugo and York).

Will try again maana and report back.

Mondo.

P.S. For those of you willing to TOFTT asking about late open MP's, this is your opportunity.

Mondo, you don't need to be concerned about this neighborhood, but according to posts and word of mouth I've heard over the years, this MP has always been somewhat sketchy and mysterious. Opening and closing seemingly randomly is part of their story going back years. The Los Angeles / Eagle Rock dividing line also runs around this area so I wonder if this MP is on the ER side of the boundary. If so, it would be subject to much more LE harassment than the nearby MPs on the L. A. Side, and that may explain their stealthy operations.

[Rocketron1006]

Hey Mondo,

I went to an AMP a few weeks ago, and when they are busy, they lock the front door. If you are going and finding the door locked and no answer, they may just be occupied with another client. There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car. So maybe your timing is just bad?

Good luck. Now you've gotten me curious.

-60-.

Mondo-.

My experience (which is a few years old) is that the neighborhood looks sketchier than it is, tho I never spent any time there after dark. Funny that the location in question (if I spotted the right place) has precious little information posted anywhere that I could find.

[Mr Sixty]

Hey Mondo,

I went to an AMP a few weeks ago, and when they are busy, they lock the front door. If you are going and finding the door locked and no answer, they may just be occupied with another client. There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car. So maybe your timing is just bad?

Good luck. Now you've gotten me curious.

-60-.

Hey LG,

Well, again I stopped today during the afternoon and the same lock and no answer!

Fast forward to now (midnight) I called again and a gal answer and tells me, yes we are open! I ask her about daytime hours and she kind of side steps my question, so I don't really know what's up with this operation.

She tells me there are 4 girls available now and I can choose. Wow.

Don't know what to make of it since RM has this place listed as closed.

I really hate to go this late to a hood I'm not too familiar with (Verdugo and York).

Will try again maana and report back.

Mondo.

P.S. For those of you willing to TOFTT asking about late open MP's, this is your opportunity.