Escort Reports

[OliverPolski]

Gentlemen,

I saw that an agency tours frequently through your area and was wondering if any have tried.

http://travelingbrazilians.com

I'm much further north, so they don't come my way often. However I was wondering if they got positive marks here.

I'm jealous of the ladies why'all have!

[Vector92]

Decided to try LF today for the first time. Terrible experience.

After a lot of texting back and forth, finally got the address. Drove to the location and then had to text a few times after for thr door code and apartment number. All feeding into the sketchy factor. Not sure if this was more vettting or just an amateur hour response from whoever was at the cell phone. Building is confusing as hell and finally just called to get walked in to the apartment. Pro tip: use a Chinese google translator if you want a better response.

Went to the apartment and was met by Cherry and a MMS, who seemed a only few years older. When inside MMS kept saying for me to lower my voice even though I was speaking at a hushed tone. Entire apartment was strange, giant stuffed animals and low lighting; place was pretty dirty. They seemed very spooked but probably the normal protocol.

Cherry wasn't bad looking: very skinny but had an odd low voice. Not very attractive IMO. Terrible and disinterested personality which killed it. Nice bolt ons.

Quick shower in a unclean bathroom and then to the bed, which didn't look much better. Provider literally massaged me for 30 seconds and told me to turn over. Followed by a decent CBJ, we do Miss and Dog, and it was a wrap. She complained about me going too deep. She complained about me touching her down below. She complained that it was taking too long.

Whole experience took maybe 15 minutes. She got dressed and impolitely got the boot. Honestly she was a B and did nothing to retain biz.

Luckily, called an audible last second and opted for the HH at 1. 5. Terrible experience won't be back (unless I get a PM for a better provider at this jip joint). Save your money, gents and log onto You Porn LOL.

-Kip.

I used to really like LF but, recently my dreams have been a lot more like yours. Haven't been back since I got there one time and they didn't respond with the door code for 10+ minutes. Which I now am noticing I totally forgot to report on.

[JmSuttr]

Haven't taken the plunge as she's not really my type. Past intel (search forum for Alyssa) mentioned a possible case of GPS and a menu that charges extra for everything. But those same reports did have some positive aspects and, IIRC, were complimentary of her appearance.

So, if there aren't any negative "fine print" elements to this special, it might be an opportunity to sample the goods for mongers who have had Alyssa on their radar.

https://elitealyssa.wixsite.com/alyssa-rose

https://listings.switter.at/?utf8=✓&query=Fairfax

*Scroll down the Switter feed to find her post. For some reason it appears there but doesn't when you click on her personal Switter link. Or maybe it's just that I haven't yet figured out how to navigate that damn site!

P.S. If you're interested in booking a session, but not able to make it today, might still be worth contacting her and asking for a raincheck 😉.

[RustyMuffler]

Gentlemen,

There's a little minx whose ads keep popping up on websites I frequent. Here are a few of them:

https://m.escortdirectory.com/escort/Jessie Jay-104115.

https://www.escortwiz.ch/united-stat...s/703-468-8549

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/26439915/

Jessie is only listed as "Asian". If the photos are accurate, she appears to be Thai.

I've been cut off from access to reviews on the monkey, but she has some there:

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jessi-es...gton-dc-389604#erotic.

One of the short, one sentence reviews I have been able to find says she is "as beautiful as her pictures". That doesn't exactly compute to "Her pics are accurate".

Her rate is three bills for an hour's time with her. That is outside my usual comfort zone. But perhaps you guys can help me out. If you've seen her, or if you have access to her reviews, does she come through with a worthwhile experience?

That's definitely a GFE rate, but does anyone know if she gives a good massage as part of her repetroir? What about no rush and multiple cups of coffee?

Another factor is I'm looking for a non-smoker in a non-smoking environment. And anything else you guys might be able to add for color commentary would be greatly appreciated. (e.g. Speak English? Good attitude? Are the DDs bolt ons? Tight box? Good mic skills with BLS? Safe incall? Etc.).

If you want to keep it on the DL, please PM me.

Thanks,

RM.

[RustyMuffler]

Okay, it's good to go now.

RustyMuffler, Please clear your inbox. Thanks.

[Tom McAn]

https://backpage.com.dc.listcrawler....26783287/Helen

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nov...6389/1/1489202

And I concur with your comment that, especially looking at all the different locations and numbers in the LER listing, there's no guarantee the girl being advertised is the same Helen that received positive reports in the past.

Thanks. I must have missed those ads. I'm still figuring out how to navigate in the post-Backpage era.

I couldn't help but notice the photos were different in the ads to which you linked. And, of course, the provider likely looks much different and is likely somewhat older than the models in the ads.

[Creeping]

https://backpage.com.dc.listcrawler....26783287/Helen

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nov...6389/1/1489202

And I concur with your comment that, especially looking at all the different locations and numbers in the LER listing, there's no guarantee the girl being advertised is the same Helen that received positive reports in the past.

If you're referring to Helen in Manassas who provides an amazing BBBJ, she is still there! Creepin.

[Figrindan]

Hello, please provide a name or description or any link to the AD of this place. Unable to figure out what is AG tysons!!

http://asiangem.us

[JmSuttr]

I haven't seen any ads for Helen recently. And if she does start advertising again there's no guarantee it will be the same gal, at least based on my previous experience with similar Asian ads.

https://backpage.com.dc.listcrawler....26783287/Helen

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nov...6389/1/1489202

And I concur with your comment that, especially looking at all the different locations and numbers in the LER listing, there's no guarantee the girl being advertised is the same Helen that received positive reports in the past.

[Tom McAn]

Anyone know if Japanese Helen is still around? She used to be in either Manassas or Sterling and really provided the best service!

WATTA great session last year!

Let me know what you have on her.

I haven't seen any ads for Helen recently. And if she does start advertising again there's no guarantee it will be the same gal, at least based on my previous experience with similar Asian ads.

[JmSuttr]

Sounds like you had the ultimate good time. BBBJ, offer to RIM you, etc, etc. . and then, knowing what probably took place the last 4 hours before you were there, does it scare anyone else to then do DFK, DATY, etc? Yes, pleasurable, but at what potential long term cost. I am jealous for the pleasure but I need to sleep at night. Am I just a prude? I would be scared to death.

Anyone else have same reaction? I don't mean to criticize Evo, just understand how to deal with the risks of what sounds like going to a real Heaven.

I like pleasure but need to balance risks and rewards. Sounds like there is not even a reason to use a cover if someone is not that concerned!

DC.

Is celibacy. But I'm guessing it's unlikely you'll find anyone on this board who practices that form of risk prevention. After that, there's monogamy. But, once you move beyond those you find yourself in a world of various risk-reward hobby scenarios and it becomes the responsibility of each adult actor, understanding all possible consequences, to choose their particular comfort zone.

[AsnMonger]

Sounds like you had the ultimate good time. BBBJ, offer to RIM you, etc, etc. . and then, knowing what probably took place the last 4 hours before you were there, does it scare anyone else to then do DFK, DATY, etc? Yes, pleasurable, but at what potential long term cost. I am jealous for the pleasure but I need to sleep at night. Am I just a prude? I would be scared to death.

Anyone else have same reaction? I don't mean to criticize Evo, just understand how to deal with the risks of what sounds like going to a real Heaven.

I like pleasure but need to balance risks and rewards. Sounds like there is not even a reason to use a cover if someone is not that concerned!

DC.

I think it's a risk one have to take, if you aren't comfortable doing so, don't. I personally do a quick assessment when I first enter. Alot of times you can tell if provider is just as cautious and her hygiene condition, we both use of mouthwash alot during the session, no funny smell either, most importantly don't partake if you have any sort of cuts, sores, etc. I've had GFE sessions where I declined DFK / BBBJ, it didn't feel right.

[DC002]

So I finally had the honor to be verified with my first k-agency, very convenient and secure location, instructions was clear and easy to follow.

My dream was with Ayiana, pics on site was accurate, actually taller than I expected. She had a very sexy lingerie on and I was greeted with a long DFK at the door with mutual touching, her skin was silky smooth and soft. Next stop to room she helped me strip while DFK and slow BBBJ. We showered next and was washed thoroughly and she teased me on what's coming next. Laid flat on bed, she started to kiss / lick everywhere and was even offered rim, but I declined as I don't enjoy it. Flipped over, more DFK BBBJ FIV DATY, she seems to be really into DATY. She slipped on the cover for me, a few different mish positions and I was ready to explode, now I think about it, I didn't last that long, she teased a lot during the session haha, truly a very talented GFE. I ended up pulling out, took cover off for BBBJCIM. Cleaned up a bit, and we small chatted a bit on the bed while she teased for second round, tried more BBBJ HJ for a long time, but I was drained, my recovery time is usually 1 hour at least LOL, definitely not her fault. Hopped in shower, she washed me up, got me dressed and I was on my way. One of my best experiences so far, I can't wait to check out the other k-girls they have to offer.

I opted for 1 hr $$ 0 GFE, there are more cheaper alternatives out there, but this worth it if you want GFE.

Sounds like you had the ultimate good time. BBBJ, offer to RIM you, etc, etc. . and then, knowing what probably took place the last 4 hours before you were there, does it scare anyone else to then do DFK, DATY, etc? Yes, pleasurable, but at what potential long term cost. I am jealous for the pleasure but I need to sleep at night. Am I just a prude? I would be scared to death.

Anyone else have same reaction? I don't mean to criticize Evo, just understand how to deal with the risks of what sounds like going to a real Heaven.

I like pleasure but need to balance risks and rewards. Sounds like there is not even a reason to use a cover if someone is not that concerned!

DC.

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RustyMuffler, Please clear your inbox. Thanks.

[SammyHot01]

So I finally had the honor to be verified with my first k-agency, very convenient and secure location, instructions was clear and easy to follow.

My dream was with Ayiana, pics on site was accurate, actually taller than I expected. She had a very sexy lingerie on and I was greeted with a long DFK at the door with mutual touching, her skin was silky smooth and soft. Next stop to room she helped me strip while DFK and slow BBBJ. We showered next and was washed thoroughly and she teased me on what's coming next. Laid flat on bed, she started to kiss / lick everywhere and was even offered rim, but I declined as I don't enjoy it. Flipped over, more DFK BBBJ FIV DATY, she seems to be really into DATY. She slipped on the cover for me, a few different mish positions and I was ready to explode, now I think about it, I didn't last that long, she teased a lot during the session haha, truly a very talented GFE. I ended up pulling out, took cover off for BBBJCIM. Cleaned up a bit, and we small chatted a bit on the bed while she teased for second round, tried more BBBJ HJ for a long time, but I was drained, my recovery time is usually 1 hour at least LOL, definitely not her fault. Hopped in shower, she washed me up, got me dressed and I was on my way. One of my best experiences so far, I can't wait to check out the other k-girls they have to offer.

I opted for 1 hr $$ 0 GFE, there are more cheaper alternatives out there, but this worth it if you want GFE.

Hello, please provide a name or description or any link to the AD of this place. Unable to figure out what is AG tysons!!