Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

Here's a lesson on the value of TOFTT.

If you spend the time to go back and read reviews on the places which are rarely mentioned you'll usually find negative reports. "Old and ugly", "no extras", "place was dirty", etc. Why waste your time and money going there? Because, in most cases, things will eventually change, often for the better. Meanwhile, the places that get the constant, great reviews can, and usually will, only get worse.

There's reasons for this. Mamasans go back to China and hand the business off to someone else, girls move on and get replaced, or people just get greedy. Getting greedy includes mongers.

Let's say you're the 50+ mamasan at a place getting 4 or 5 customers a day, with just you and another 50+ woman there. She needs to return to China, or New York and you end up with a 25 year old, cute replacement. Within a few weeks your business has doubled, in a few months you've added another girl and you're getting over 120 customers a week. At some point, something has to give.

Laundry starts piling up. Instead of changing towels and sheets after every customer, it eventually drops to once a day. Things start getting dirty. Customers start getting shorted on time. Quality goes down. Eventually, either uncle drops in and shuts you down, or girls decide they've had enough, or enough bad reviews pile up to drive off customers.

Most of you "discover" a place after 3 or 4 glowing reviews. You wait until you have the details and a name, before you commit. So you end up with with the girls who are probably getting close to burnout. You might be getting more out of them, but you're getting the thrift store bread instead of the fresh from the oven bread.

The best time is right after the new girl arrives, before the rave reviews. You get a cleaner environment, you get a better massage, you get a girl who is happy to be there and you don't get someone who wants $ just to lift her shirt. You also don't get 3 interruptions every time.

You might also get:

A girl who starts the tease before you get your clothes off.

A girl who shows you where she wants your hands and what she wants you to do with them.

A girl who not only allows UTC roaming, but let's you drop her shorts for a close up inspection.

A girl who almost treats you like a long lost boyfriend.

And a pretty good massage.

Instead of begging for a location, go and TOFTT. You might walk away disappointed, or you might walk away grinning like the Cheshire cat.

[Emperor Lime]

Saw Hylen again at Beijing Spa. I was surprised she was still there. Massage was fairly eh, but the teasing and flip were 10/10. Tried to get her to take her shirt off but no dice. She didn't seem to care much what my fingers did though.

[Brians147]

I had an experience a couple of weeks ago that was not worth it. It was a new girl who had only been there a week and she insisted on self service. Then was pushy for tip. I didn't catch her name.

[Tazmanian]

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[Jjax24]

Decided to hit up the AMP on 1st this evening. Saw Cindy. Typical prices for everything. The massage was above average compared to other AMP's I've tried in the area. Two thumbs up for this one. Senior members may PM me for more details.

[Mc1959]

I loved giving Sophia massages and she loved getting them. She would strip down and lay on the face down on the table. She liked getting massaged all over. Then I had her flip and continued relaxing her front. After her happing ending it would be my turn.

Are there anyone around now that likes to be massaged? So much fun!

[Emperor Lime]

You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

Huh. Well I learned something then to be honest, I just usually go to Beijing because I don't go to AMPs very often at all. I was just curious too because I like reading the reviews to keep up to date in case someone mentions something I don't want to pass up.

[IceMan85]

Can anyone help me find massage parlor around here that will help get my wife a happy ending.

[Iusig]

So far the only PM I've gotten is from a new account with zero posts. Sorry friend but I can't help you. When I started on this board I did a ton of my own research, tested the waters and posted reviews. Yes, I got some help along the way, but I worked hard before I just asked for a handout. There is already tons of information on this board that is still good intel. Start with that, take a visit or two with a friendly provider, then post about your experiences. Maybe then I'll share more with you.

But I'll throw you a bone anyway. This old lady at Sunrise is brand new, way outside my ordinary standards but I needed some relaxation. Today may have been her first day. She didn't even know the name of the other provider that was there with her. Doesn't know a lick of english. However, she allowed more than any other AMP provider in Evansville has ever provided to me, and it wasn't even a struggle. So take that for what it's worth, give it a try, and tell us how it went.

Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys!

[Iusig]

Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys!

[Ace Inspector]

You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.

You are 100% correct in your description Jjbee and what the outcome is.

[Jjbee62]

Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.

You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.

[Jjax24]

Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?

Would have saved you a lot of time to just type the name man.

[Emperor Lime]

Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?

Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.

[Jjbee62]

Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.

Let's start here:

But there's also another one further south on Weinbach in that cluster of buildings that all have the same pizza-hut looking roofs. The only time I peeked in the door the ladies were pretty dang ugly.

Now let's dig into my reply.

Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.

Can you decipher it now?