Massage Parlor Reports

[Iusig]

So far the only PM I've gotten is from a new account with zero posts. Sorry friend but I can't help you. When I started on this board I did a ton of my own research, tested the waters and posted reviews. Yes, I got some help along the way, but I worked hard before I just asked for a handout. There is already tons of information on this board that is still good intel. Start with that, take a visit or two with a friendly provider, then post about your experiences. Maybe then I'll share more with you.

But I'll throw you a bone anyway. This old lady at Sunrise is brand new, way outside my ordinary standards but I needed some relaxation. Today may have been her first day. She didn't even know the name of the other provider that was there with her. Doesn't know a lick of english. However, she allowed more than any other AMP provider in Evansville has ever provided to me, and it wasn't even a struggle. So take that for what it's worth, give it a try, and tell us how it went.

Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys!

[Iusig]

Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys!

[Ace Inspector]

You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.

You are 100% correct in your description Jjbee and what the outcome is.

[Jjbee62]

Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.

You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.

[Jjax24]

Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?

Would have saved you a lot of time to just type the name man.

[Emperor Lime]

Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?

Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.

[Jjbee62]

Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.

Let's start here:

But there's also another one further south on Weinbach in that cluster of buildings that all have the same pizza-hut looking roofs. The only time I peeked in the door the ladies were pretty dang ugly.

Now let's dig into my reply.

Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.

Can you decipher it now?

[Jjax24]

You can't figure it out from the post I quoted? Geeze. I drive an hour and a half to a city I'm still not too familiar with, TOFTT based on one review and the post I quoted and you can't follow the breadcrumbs?

Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.

[Jjbee62]

Which AMP was this?

You can't figure it out from the post I quoted? Geeze. I drive an hour and a half to a city I'm still not too familiar with, TOFTT based on one review and the post I quoted and you can't follow the breadcrumbs?

[Jjax24]

Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.

Went there late this morning and had the parking lot to myself. Nobody else came in to interrupt while I was there.

Here are the pluses I found:

It was nice and quiet. Parking is suitably discreet, especially on the weekend. The place is clean. Paper cover and towel we're both replaced after my session. Not a lot of oil was used. She didn't try to give a scalp massage, which usually feels like 12 angry monkeys are trying to rip out my hair. The massage was quite good. She used only her hands, instead of the forearm and elbow some places use. She was reasonably attractive with a nice body. She was also dressed for easy access.

The massage proceeded as normal although she seemed to be more methodical than most who just seem to be winging it. It looked bad at the start because her first move was to cover me with the towel. The entire back was done without any hint of extras. Then out came the hot towel. After a wipe down she continued to work on my backside and finally got around to some teasing. After a few minutes of this she had me flip and it was game on. Full UTC roaming was allowed.

After a standard finish and cleanup she worked on legs and arms until time was up. Standard rates, standard tip. She talked very little.

Which AMP was this?

[Jjbee62]

There's the one at Morgan and Weinbach. But there's also another one further south on Weinbach in that cluster of buildings that all have the same pizza-hut looking roofs. The only time I peeked in the door the ladies were pretty dang ugly.

Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.

Went there late this morning and had the parking lot to myself. Nobody else came in to interrupt while I was there.

Here are the pluses I found:

It was nice and quiet. Parking is suitably discreet, especially on the weekend. The place is clean. Paper cover and towel we're both replaced after my session. Not a lot of oil was used. She didn't try to give a scalp massage, which usually feels like 12 angry monkeys are trying to rip out my hair. The massage was quite good. She used only her hands, instead of the forearm and elbow some places use. She was reasonably attractive with a nice body. She was also dressed for easy access.

The massage proceeded as normal although she seemed to be more methodical than most who just seem to be winging it. It looked bad at the start because her first move was to cover me with the towel. The entire back was done without any hint of extras. Then out came the hot towel. After a wipe down she continued to work on my backside and finally got around to some teasing. After a few minutes of this she had me flip and it was game on. Full UTC roaming was allowed.

After a standard finish and cleanup she worked on legs and arms until time was up. Standard rates, standard tip. She talked very little.

[Iusig]

If I had to guess the parking / visibility issues are the big thing. Isn't that place right smack dab in the middle of green river road strip mall with lots of traffic? I don't want to get seen which is why I'll probably never go there. That's why I like Sunrise on Morgan; it's kinda hidden. But I'd love a PM for details on how skinny this lady is! Baby damage?

I went there for the first time today. I got Andi, who looks like she is in her 40's and was friendly. She is thin with great legs and backside. The massage was good and the ending was not rushed. Seniors can message me for the details. You guys should really give this place a try.

[Mc1959]

Says you have exceeded your message space.

Okay, should be good to go now.

[Jbkmin]

Says you have exceeded your message space.

I went there for the first time today. I got Andi, who looks like she is in her 40's and was friendly. She is thin with great legs and backside. The massage was good and the ending was not rushed. Seniors can message me for the details. You guys should really give this place a try.

[Mc1959]

How come nobody every talks about the Beijing on green river rd? I've always had a great experience there.

I went there for the first time today. I got Andi, who looks like she is in her 40's and was friendly. She is thin with great legs and backside. The massage was good and the ending was not rushed. Seniors can message me for the details. You guys should really give this place a try.