Massage Parlor Reports

[Kulpryt]

I guess he was trying be this guy.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/theparlorking

You have actually introduced me to my hero. I watched every single film.

[TrevorSwing303]

They caught some idiot trying to record them on his cell phone so it's a much tougher place to get extras again and the extra's now are more expensive than they were before too.

Now, after the flip they're pushing for a DIY ending and if you want a HJ instead they are stating it is now $80 AND they will also turn the lights completely OFF (to ruin any video) in addition she placed a towel over my clothes too (again to block any video).

On top of all of that, she also puts a towel over you while giving the HJ so it's no where as good as it was before.

I did still get some UTC roaming but upper only.

To sum it up, the massage is still better than most places BUT the endings are much more restricted AND more expensive too.

Which Relax location is this?

[GiDaddy]

They caught some idiot trying to record them on his cell phone so it's a much tougher place to get extras again and the extra's now are more expensive than they were before too.

Now, after the flip they're pushing for a DIY ending and if you want a HJ instead they are stating it is now $80 AND they will also turn the lights completely OFF (to ruin any video) in addition she placed a towel over my clothes too (again to block any video).

On top of all of that, she also puts a towel over you while giving the HJ so it's no where as good as it was before.

I did still get some UTC roaming but upper only.

To sum it up, the massage is still better than most places BUT the endings are much more restricted AND more expensive too.

I guess he was trying be this guy.

https://www.pornhub.com/users/theparlorking

[Horny As Hell]

They caught some idiot trying to record them on his cell phone so it's a much tougher place to get extras again and the extra's now are more expensive than they were before too.

Now, after the flip they're pushing for a DIY ending and if you want a HJ instead they are stating it is now $80 AND they will also turn the lights completely OFF (to ruin any video) in addition she placed a towel over my clothes too (again to block any video).

On top of all of that, she also puts a towel over you while giving the HJ so it's no where as good as it was before.

I did still get some UTC roaming but upper only.

To sum it up, the massage is still better than most places BUT the endings are much more restricted AND more expensive too.

[TapThat]

There is one located next to UDF off 42 on Haines. Anyone have a good experience? Haven't tried it yet not sure if it's new or old. Just saw it the other day.

If you search song spa, you will find what you are looking for. Even if you google it-the reviews the other post will pull it up.

[ProoMan]

There is one located next to UDF off 42 on Haines. Anyone have a good experience? Haven't tried it yet not sure if it's new or old. Just saw it the other day.

Know the place the lady who owns it also owns the one on mall rd. She is legit. On occasion some of her girls are not. YMMV she is quite strict. I have said this before I was at the one on mall rd and on of her girl was getting hes ass handed to her by Sara. The girl could not stop crying don'why know what she did but didn't sound good. But you do get a good massage.

[Braxton3737]

There is one located next to UDF off 42 on Haines. Anyone have a good experience? Haven't tried it yet not sure if it's new or old. Just saw it the other day.

[LvTheLightsOn]

I can see it now - "Hey, <INSERT NAME HERE> you want to go out for the sushi roll happy meal lunch special today?"

I think this would be pretty funny as well to pull up and see a coworker's car. I think it would be funny to leave a little note on his windshield say something like so this is where you eat lunch at every day. How the sushi roll. LOL. Anyway everyone be safe out there.

[LvTheLightsOn]

Oh believe me I'll be dropping little hints! The opportunity hasn't presented itself quite yet.

That sir is freaking hilarious! I would like to have seen the double take he did as he walked out the door. Priceless!

[ThatGuy011]

Well, 2 things.

If I didn't share info previously, Kim would probably still be here. I'm sure business, and suspicion quadrupled, and the amount of mongers octupled. So, suffice it to say, certain info, may not be shared. Also, judging by PM's more people are getting things than it may seem. After I'm done, I may share info.

Secondly, I went back. Did not get FS, but literally right there at it. I probably came the hardest I ever have with an HE. My original plan was that if I didn't get FS, I was going to tell her not give an HE, and then I was going to skip the tip, and then go get FS. The session was a half step below FS. She pulled the girls out, I sucked, and she placed a leg over the table, over my body and brought my hand up to play with the pussy. I tried to push her down on it, to no avail, just inches away with that leg splayed. Then she switched up and stuck her finger deep where the sun don't shine. This was a killer (in an bad way), I have never had that, sometimes the AMP ladies get close to it, one lady kind of tipped it, and Kim used a minimal tip to wash it during a table shower once. But this girl went full on with it. It was painful, it killed my erection, and I felt like I was going to shit on her finger. I don't know if I'm fully recovered from that as of now. My face couldn't hide it, I think she got it. I only let it go so far because maybe it was a PM, and I've heard that PM gives a male the strongest O that he can have. Unfortunately, I can't even begin to deal with that, and I feel like a woman. I will probably never go for a PM. So after this, she was still at the side of the table and brought her head down teasing a possible BBBJ. I nudged her head down, and she did lick it a little. She then got on top in almost a 69 position, and I pulled the panties back over and played a bit, and then I felt her take it in her mouth. It was horrible. Tiny mouth, and a lot of teeth, but it was a BBBJ, and kind of unexpected A very short one, and maybe because of the oil. Anywhere she sucked he had to spit out. After this, I tried to push her forward while she was giving the HE in 69. I tried to move her pussy onto me, but it was getting to be time to erupt. I tried to stop her, but since she could tell, and her whole body was below my chest, she doubled down and finished it, and it went everywhere. Table, sheets, floor. Overall, other than getting FS for the first time at other AMP's I'd give this as the next best session.

That said, I will try once more. If it does not happen, I'll tell where and let you try, because I'm not into HE's unless I really want a good massage. Rather have FS, and I will go for known FS. The price of an HE is average of a 4-8 FS sessions on the street, and even the current FS AMP, I have convinced to let me have it for the price of an HE, since I was so regular for a bit.

I'm also sensing a gray area, when her pussy is within a few inches of my dick, especially with her positioning herself to tease sex, I feel like I could definitely get it. If it gets to the point where my parts are touching her parts, I feel like she would grind to get some of her juices on it, say fuck it, and let it go in, and go for the ride, kind of like how she teased the BJ, and I nudged it to happen. She definitely wouldn't have done it without goading, but it happened. She licked, and then got up and did the BJ herself. With actual sex, it's a bit hairy IMO. It seems like the situation would be the exact same. I don't know. We'll see. I don't want to feel rapey, if that's a thing.

Lastly, if any of you dudes are just laying there and hoping for the best. As you see, be proactive. The only time I didn't, was because I was full of expectations from reading the posts on the said AMP, but I guess I didn't draw the right girl that time. And this is the same exact girl from there, who disappointed me then, and I'm literally a few inches from FS.

Don't PM me, I will report the next visit. Again if it's an HE, I'll say where it happens, and you can get one of the best of not the best session you've ever had around here. If I do get FS, then I may not. It's already been proven that this board cannot handle that info.

On to something I will share, that AMP in the apartment / office building on Harrison; very good. Been there a few, all HE's, different ladies and the only other time someone went for the ass. But just the lightest pressure, which wasn't invasive, but not good either. That lady also made some REALLY loud sex noises. Definitely could be heard outside of the room loud. Personally I don't like over the top sex noises, because it's fake, but I'd give an A for effort, and that actually made me want to bang. But what doesn't? One time, a lady went for assist, but I got her to swap hands while she tried to guide my hand down. I wouldn't even stay for a finish if I had to DIY, and there would be no tip.

[KrazyKb78]

I accidentally deleted her number can someone please pm it to me please. Ty.

[Great Man]

Got Rachelle for the massage.

I excepted to see a young lady when I got there last week for the first time, but I saw a MILF who is probably late 30's or early 40's.

If she doesn't have a nice body, I would probably not get the massage.

The massage: 7/10. It was above average massage.

Teasing: 7/10. Average teasing. Playing with the boys with one finger. I could get same teasing in AMP.

Attraction: 8/10. Her body is amazing. I would give her 10 if her face look is also pretty.

Overall I enjoyed the massage but it is not very special compared to AMP. I asked for Nuru but she said she doesn't do it. I think it would be great if she do Nuru with her beautiful body.

I would repeat but not usually as I can get same service in AMP.

[TheOldPilot]

I'm interested in all these AMPs. Especially the one you say is FS.

Some people don't share. It can be done in PM so as to not get them Busted. We have had enough of that.

[DjBk513]

Tried 2 AMP's today.

One was busy with a 30 min wait, and the second was busy with a 15, so I went back to the first one since the time had passed from the drive.

Since I reached out to USA providers, and I know a FS AMP, I wanted no less than FS. I tried to go for it at place number 1 when I returned because of how flirtatious she was, but via translator, she said that she has a contract that says not to have relations with men. Or she doesn't get paid, and gets moved. She was all over me trying to get me to at least do a 30 min. She rubbed on my body, started playing with me, and placed my hands on her chest. This is all before deciding how long, or IF was even going to do anything.

Honestly, all I did was make me want to have sex, ever more! I ended up declining, she can't seriously do all of that, knowing that I'm wanting FS, and expect that I would be fine with an HE. I mean she was laying across the table (fully clothed), with my hands going up her shorts, and feeling parts through panties. You drove my desire to fuck you even higher, and I feel like I could've just pulled my pants down, and hers, and start rubbing it on her parts and she maybe would've let it slide on in. You can't get much closer to FS. Very annoyed. Yet, for some reason, I want to go back and try it.

Well, I kinda got a 5 minute freebie with more action than an HE, but of course I'm frustrated, and will be until the next time I get off. AMP's are a bust today, and 2 USA providers are also a bust. I may have to go to UPH once it's dark, and have a stroll.

I'm interested in all these AMPs. Especially the one you say is FS.

[HighLifeMan]

That sir is freaking hilarious! I would like to have seen the double take he did as he walked out the door. Priceless!

I think this would be pretty funny as well to pull up and see a coworker's car. I think it would be funny to leave a little note on his windshield say something like so this is where you eat lunch at every day. How the sushi roll. LOL. Anyway everyone be safe out there.