Massage Parlor Reports

[HighLifeMan]

That sir is freaking hilarious! I would like to have seen the double take he did as he walked out the door. Priceless!

I think this would be pretty funny as well to pull up and see a coworker's car. I think it would be funny to leave a little note on his windshield say something like so this is where you eat lunch at every day. How the sushi roll. LOL. Anyway everyone be safe out there.

[MainTtechDude1]

Kinda funny when you go to get a happy meal at lunch time and you see a work colleague's car already there getting the same meal! I made sure I parked RIGHT next to him so he knew I was there. Plus I could hear his voice as he left while I was still enjoying mine!

Lv.

That sir is freaking hilarious! I would like to have seen the double take he did as he walked out the door. Priceless!

[LvTheLightsOn]

Kinda funny when you go to get a happy meal at lunch time and you see a work colleague's car already there getting the same meal! I made sure I parked RIGHT next to him so he knew I was there. Plus I could hear his voice as he left while I was still enjoying mine!

Lv.

[ThatGuy011]

Tried 2 AMP's today.

One was busy with a 30 min wait, and the second was busy with a 15, so I went back to the first one since the time had passed from the drive.

Since I reached out to USA providers, and I know a FS AMP, I wanted no less than FS. I tried to go for it at place number 1 when I returned because of how flirtatious she was, but via translator, she said that she has a contract that says not to have relations with men. Or she doesn't get paid, and gets moved. She was all over me trying to get me to at least do a 30 min. She rubbed on my body, started playing with me, and placed my hands on her chest. This is all before deciding how long, or IF was even going to do anything.

Honestly, all I did was make me want to have sex, ever more! I ended up declining, she can't seriously do all of that, knowing that I'm wanting FS, and expect that I would be fine with an HE. I mean she was laying across the table (fully clothed), with my hands going up her shorts, and feeling parts through panties. You drove my desire to fuck you even higher, and I feel like I could've just pulled my pants down, and hers, and start rubbing it on her parts and she maybe would've let it slide on in. You can't get much closer to FS. Very annoyed. Yet, for some reason, I want to go back and try it.

Well, I kinda got a 5 minute freebie with more action than an HE, but of course I'm frustrated, and will be until the next time I get off. AMP's are a bust today, and 2 USA providers are also a bust. I may have to go to UPH once it's dark, and have a stroll.

[GolfGuy]

That's very interesting. My guess is you weren't texting with her but someone else who had her phone which is why they wanted you to send money they were just going to keep it. Please PM me the telephone number you have for her I've seen her dozens of times also but I don't have her number anymore.

Golfguy, playing through.

My last conversation with Christina was about a month ago, via text. She is recently divorced and working out of a new location. It was strange as while trying to set an appointment she insisted on prepayment through Western Union before giving me the address. This even though I had seen her about two dozen times over the past 5 years. That is definitely against my policy and I declined to do that, especially since we knew each well. Her number was the same but I'm not even sure I was dealing with the same person.

[Buster6914]

My last conversation with Christina was about a month ago, via text. She is recently divorced and working out of a new location. It was strange as while trying to set an appointment she insisted on prepayment through Western Union before giving me the address. This even though I had seen her about two dozen times over the past 5 years. That is definitely against my policy and I declined to do that, especially since we knew each well. Her number was the same but I'm not even sure I was dealing with the same person.

Is Christina still around? Search doesn't show anything recent. Her website is still up but not sure if still valid. She herself has not posted here in nearly a year.

[Golden3]

At "405," the table is (or was, in my experience, anyway) covered with a long piece of paper from a roll, and I have seen the girls changing the paper between customers. However, the latest information is that that place has gone legit.

[Elastic]

Is Christina still around? Search doesn't show anything recent. Her website is still up but not sure if still valid. She herself has not posted here in nearly a year.

[TwisterTung]

Funny name heh heh. Assol. Anyhow, after leaving Bramble, sill needing the itch scratched, decided to try another place and drove up to Assol. Drew Lilly. Nice looking lady, bit of a tummy but not a lot and not enough to really complain about. Nice legit massage, nice on the flip also. Got a look at Jenny on the way out, she's a cutie as well. Both seemed very nice. Left happy and would definitely return.

[TwisterTung]

So I had an itch today, decided to try Bramble. Parked in back. Forgot to ask her name, but it was the younger of the two ladies there. She was nice enough and not bad looking, not sure if it was the dim red lighting or what LOL. Did the 60 minutes. Legit massage was pretty good and relaxing, allowed some OTC roaming but that was it. Pretty sure she could tell through my body language that I was up for extra, but no extra offered. Was a little bummed about that, left not UNhappy, but not happy, either.

[Vinlmp]

Went over to Shawnee for a relaxing hour and left after not wanting to get massage from one of the providers who was up next. Went to the bathroom and then pretended to get a call and needed to leave. Out of the corner of my eye, caught a quick look at this attractive provider who was walking back into a room but I took off anyway.

So a went for a happy meal at McDonalds and was not disappointed. Lisa was the next up there and I think I've seen her somewhere else. Anyway, Chloe (mamason) leaned in the room before the massage and wanted feedback about the new girl. Great massage wth lots of teasing and UCP. Started on the flip with DIY with ball and base massage; we quickly flipped hands with nice finish on top. Left nice tip and told Chloe she, Lisa, is a keeper.

Limp Vinny.

[BengalMan]

Basically at this time, I'm posting info on what was received. Give too much, and 2 things happen, girl gets too busy and you can't see them when you want to, and secondly, I don't want to be sucking someone else's spit off her tits if I have another visit. Especially because a lot of people like to DATY with providers.

So, all I'm saying is that if you aren't aware, there is at least one place where the girl will allow her tits to be sucked.

You ARE "that guy"! 😲.

[INeedAName]

I'm thinking the crease is a caesarian section scar. If the baby is especially large they have to cut vertically instead of horizontally.

I have been told in Asia they were still doing vertical incisions while in US had switched to low horizontal incisions for c sections.

[ProoMan]

I went to D&P this morning and saw Dee Lee for a half hour. Looks 6. (She definitely has a belly, and also something strange, which I have seen before: a deep vertical crease in the middle of her belly. What causes that?) Massage 7. 5. Ending 9, including free roaming. (Free. Haha. My hands could go wherever they wanted, which is something I look for, but it led to a bigger tip).

I was uncertain about the freshness of the linens, so, while I was getting ready, I turned the towels on the table over. My suspicions were confirmed when I saw the masseuse straightening out, but not changing, the linens on the table, for the next customer. That issue has been in the back of my mind since I started in the hobby, but I have been thinking about it more recently. I don't really know what to think. It is probably more of an aesthetic matter than a safety concern, because it is just skin contact, and I hardly ever have any open cuts or sores on my body. Perhaps the most serious thing is when the girl wipes me off when I am finished. The little mouth is a sensitive opening.

However, I don't know what to do about it, except to use only outcall providers, and the problem there is that I can't pursue the hobby at home, and the expense of getting my own rooms is prohibitive.

Been in the hobby for a few years, still don't know what all the aberrations are who or what or where is d&p.

[Rocky3617]

I went to D&P this morning and saw Dee Lee for a half hour. Looks 6. (She definitely has a belly, and also something strange, which I have seen before: a deep vertical crease in the middle of her belly. What causes that?) Massage 7. 5. Ending 9, including free roaming. (Free. Haha. My hands could go wherever they wanted, which is something I look for, but it led to a bigger tip).

I was uncertain about the freshness of the linens, so, while I was getting ready, I turned the towels on the table over. My suspicions were confirmed when I saw the masseuse straightening out, but not changing, the linens on the table, for the next customer. That issue has been in the back of my mind since I started in the hobby, but I have been thinking about it more recently. I don't really know what to think. It is probably more of an aesthetic matter than a safety concern, because it is just skin contact, and I hardly ever have any open cuts or sores on my body. Perhaps the most serious thing is when the girl wipes me off when I am finished. The little mouth is a sensitive opening.

However, I don't know what to do about it, except to use only outcall providers, and the problem there is that I can't pursue the hobby at home, and the expense of getting my own rooms is prohibitive.

I'm thinking the crease is a caesarian section scar. If the baby is especially large they have to cut vertically instead of horizontally.