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09-23-18 03:56 #6177Regular Member

Posts: 12Noobie.
I did my first stroll since I been on the west coast but it's kinda hard every time I pull up they ignore me or walk away what I'm I doing wrong.
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09-22-18 16:10 #6176Senior Member

Posts: 113Friday night fig.
Drove around fig last night for awhile mostly between 9:30 and 11:30. Towards 11 things got slamming at the hottie gallery. There was a really cute brunette WSW who I was trying to swoop up south of Manchester but she kept getting picked up. I later ended up finding her on like 68th and we went out a few blocks just east of Hoover and just did it in the front seat. It was crazy and fun. Her tits were amazing and the way she whimpered while I was pounding away mish on the passenger seat. Usually when girls do the "I'm going to hold the condom in place" thing drives me nuts but this time I didn't care nutted in the bag and dropped her back off no prob. Forgot to get her number.
BTW fig was crawling with cops lots of SW being harassed and guys pulled over. Interesting to see on 69th there was some trailer parked there and girls were hiding behind it. Been awhile since I'd seen girls post up on that street.
I don't do BSW but there was a young tall one out there last night that really was challenging my rule about it. Had sort of an almost Asian look to her. Just a stunning face and was giving out a smokey 'fuck me' vibe when I'd see her. If I hadn't bagged the WSW or the shorter Latina with huge cans that was working around Manchester I would have picked her up.
There was a lot to choose from out there last night. I would say at least 20-30 girls from Gage to Century at one point including 3 or 4 WSW. Only one of which I found attractive. There was one girl I couldn't tell if she was WSW but she was right across from 65th on the east side of fig between a couple of the blocks. She looked like a 9 out of 10 from a distance. Everyone was trying to get to her but she was not anywhere to pick up being right on fig. I think she must have been waiting for a regular to come get her? I only saw her once.
Everyone be safe out there! And don't do what I did in the front seat. That felt like playing Russian roulette.
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09-18-18 19:13 #6175Senior Member

Posts: 836You can't handle the fig
With apologies to jack Nicholson and, note to the moderator, this is meant to be a joke.
I have seen the criticisms of my writing and this is what I have to say:
Boys, we live in a world that has WSWs in their 20's who are purportedly lost on the fig, and those WSWs need to be scooped and then shlonged.
Who's going to do it?
Hollywood Guy? The Camel?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the flight motel and you curse the taco joints on fig. You have that luxury.
You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That my refusal to bargain from 80 to 60 for FS, while tragic, probably saves the fig.
And my complete fucken neurotic trip reports, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the FIG!
You want to read my reviews because deep down. . in places you don't talk about at parties. . you want me on the fig. You need me on the fig.
I use words like swoop, scoop, standing mish in a 30 dollar for a half hour room (fucken that is over $1300 per night) while the fucken night manager waits for me to come out so they can turn the room for another pathetic monger and looks at me like I shot his goldfish, 10 inch Maglite.
I use those words as the backbone of a night driving 40 miles in a 2 mile radius on the hunt for a WSW.
You use them as a punchline!
I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to mongers who rise and sleep to the sheer stupidity of my posts, and then question the manner in which I roll.
I would rather you just read tjinla2001's reports of dumping his cum in an Asian cum dump and went on your way.
Otherwise, I suggest you drive to gage and fig and start travelling south with a swivel head.
Either way, I don't give a damn what you think of my inability to scoop any WSW ever.
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09-18-18 10:36 #6174Senior Member

Posts: 527[Deleted by Admin]
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09-17-18 23:17 #6173Senior Member

Posts: 1622I too am a fan of his writing.
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09-17-18 15:39 #6172Senior Member

Posts: 990Maybe so but USASG should pay Hundred and the smallest handful of others on the site for their entertaining and informative content. We are very fortunate that a man of means, wit and writing skill that Hundred possesses is driven to chase hot providers and good service about 14 times per week, and then shares his adventures in long form. 86% of the other posts on this site are mostly useless half tweets.
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09-17-18 03:14 #6171Senior Member

Posts: 114Right! That's an extensive report, I assume.
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09-17-18 02:22 #6170Senior Member

Posts: 237Harbor
Why don't you go on harbor.
Originally Posted by Hundred
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09-16-18 20:38 #6169Senior Member

Posts: 836Gas is not the issue
I actually kept track. I drove 56 miles - 26 of which is the back and forth to fig, so 30 miles on fig. Western - fig.
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09-16-18 20:22 #6168Senior Member

Posts: 1622Epic. We should collect a donation to help pay for your gas. You must have burned half a talk or more of gas.
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09-16-18 18:40 #6167Senior Member

Posts: 527You just wrote a whole book for folks whose attention spans are shorter then mini me from Austin Powers.
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09-15-18 21:09 #6166Senior Member

Posts: 836Tropical depression fgueroa
Maybe it was the weather but Saturday morning on the Fig had all the vim and verve of an Albanian tourist center.
I rolled out from my place at 1:05 am and got to the hottie gallery at 1:22 am. The 10 east and 110 south was pretty much asshole free, like someone deloused the freeways using an AC-130 gunship.
I get to Gag and the hottie gallery is pretty dead. Maybe 2 girls on the east side of fig and 5 girls on the west side. One of the reasons for this apparent death rattle is the fucken taco joint on 63rd and fig. That place has a flat top bigger than the fucken flight deck of the USS Enterprise. That taco joint is more crowded than a 10 condom box from the 99 cents store and is the functional equivalent of gresham's law as taco joint patrons drive out SW.
I was pretty shocked actually and thought maybe the gal were working Denver. So I made a right on 69th and in the middle of 69th darts a kind of strung out Mexican gal. Approaching her is made impossible because I am driving west on 69th and some prick tow truck driver, heading east, has like stopped and is trying to swoop her. He left like no room to even drive, and of course there is a shit brigade of mongers up my ass so I just had to keep going.
I headed south on fig and the rolling 80's and 90's were disappointing. First off, there was no crew at the 98th pit stop that I like because the streets are wide. The only pack were a squadron of BSW at the numero uno and one block north. Most of them were taller BSW with way too much flab.
Among them there was a LSW in a white miniskirt I saw her a few times but something about her was off. There was one WSW who is like a housemom type.
By now it is like 145 and I figure just for the hell of it I would go to western. So I took century to western I did not even known kindle's donuts was still open at this evening, but I am on a diet and I only eat SW pussy, so I did not partake.
I get to western and there is no action until around 54th. I really do not think western is a viable track. The gals there are either fighting the battle against anorexia and winning bigly or are just kind of way too BSW for me. They all have this sort of scowl that makes you feel as welcome as a port a potty breeze. I dunno, it is just like they are kind of the farm team for fig. I really saw nothing I liked, plus, western is a bullshit street some black women had a fast food joint working out of her GMC suburban on western and Manchester and there are tons of just regular fuckos waiting for buses.
I gave up and went back to gage and fig. The hottie gallery had improved a bit, but there were like still only about 10 SW and all BSW. Plus, there was way too much traffic for the amount of pussy available. So I went back to the 80's /90's.
I get there and the place is just about popping. But the problem is that I have now figured out a law of nature that is as metaphysically certain as F=MA. And that is that the desirability of the SW is inversely proportional to how much she gets in your fucken way when you are trying to drive to scoop someone else. The white miniskirt Latina that I saw earlier was still available, but she was being monger blocked by two BSW who had all the customer service skills as the social media director of Manzanar. I literally was trying to turn on to 91st from fig to scoop up this Latina and these two BSW were just standing in the fucken street, and she even said you can go through. I was mad enough to join seeking arrangements dot com and get a non pro to uber over to my place so I could rip her arm off and then beat the BSW on 91st and fig to death with the bloody stump.
I literally could not find a way to circle in to get his Latina gal in the miniskirt waze does not yet have a GPS compliant program to avoid the traffic caused by a fucken feral BSW getting in the way.
I just kept going up and down the 90's and I realized that the east side of fig and the 90's is a bigger waste of time than playing pickup sticks with your ass cheeks. It is impossible to drive those fucken streets. On 98th, which is the one wide open avenue, there was this one whitish WSW with red hair, but she had a FUPA (fat upper pussy area), looked like a muffin from fucken peet's coffee the way her body was spilling out of her panties.
As for the 5 BSW at numero uno fuck you and your ability to make it impossible to use that street because you take "streetwalker" literally use the fuken sidewalk.
Some notable gals was the one skinny black gal in red leotard with a fanny pack? Also there was a couple BSW rocking the blonde weave extensions. The FUPA gal at 98th was scooped as she was gone. So I kept going up and down, and all of a sudden I am driving north on fig and trying to make a left turn on 91st I think and all these BSW are walking like they are marching for an audition on america's next top streetwalker I am like is there some gravitational field moving them? Sure enough, LAPD has a cruiser with a mike louder than anything at a lemmy concert saying "keep it moving" and I, of course, am in the middle of what might be the next special counsel's investigation into whether shitty drivers on fig colluded to affect the election. Well, I took that as the message to get the fuck out of there and l left the 90's to go north to the hottie gallery.
I will say that the drivers on the 90's could benefit from some drivers ed. Some notes signaling is not a sign of weakness; making right turns like you are dale Earnhardt is not helpful because it would appear you are trying to make a 7 10 split of two BSW and having them land dead on my car; waiting to make a left turn on fig as selfish as shitting on my front porch and knocking on my door to ask for toilet paper make a fucken right turn.
Well, I get back to the hottie gallery and it is pretty dead, maybe 6-8 gals and all BSW one fatter than the other. It is pretty grim when around 215 I am on 69th on the east side of fig and across the street is a legit LSW with a body. I cross 69th and hale her over. She is slim, wearing a white two piece with long boots and a visible tat. Long black hair, maybe she is 5 foot 5. I ask her to hop in please with all the desperation of scocsia asking for his job as the angels manager for one more year.
She hops in, grabs for my dick and says she wants 80 for the whole show. I was like can we get a room she is like yep and we go to the "new gage" across from the gas station. Anything is better than the flight. She is alexis she has tats on her chest and arms, no tits, but a really banging body, totally streamlined and thin with lots of smooth curves and moves.
We get there and the male manager says he has a room in a minute. I pay for room 3 30 bucks and we get the room. Sure enough as we are getting a room, some neandertal monger had a LSW in a black mini who looked like a show girl I have no idea where he got her from, but I was like, fuk me cause alexis is a little beat up close.
She gets totally nude cept for her ratty socks. I lay down the 80 and use my cover. She has me lay down and she does this CBJ with a light flick followed by a hard suck very neat. She asked me if I was ready, and I had her go down on me some more, but she was a little rough so I called no joy.
She lied down and I worked her in mish. She has a great fucken pussy and cause she is thin, you can see her stomach muscles on the recoil each time she pushes back. She started with the fingers kind of cockblocking, but she stopped that after a little bit. Now I know I am going to hell, but when I was pounding her lightly she would kind of make an ouchy crying noise followed by a moan. I knew my 10 inch cock could not be hurting her, and it was a turn on. I was not sure she would let me lie flat on her, so I used the bed to rest my head on and get a good angle. After like 5 minutes she had asked if I had homered yet. I had her get to the edge of the bed cause I thought standing mish would be easier. The only problem was that alexis has BFV. Bacterial Figueroa Vaginosis man her pussy smelled like low tide. It was pretty bad, and there was no way I could do doggie in that. So I just went to town standing and she let me really pump and I blew in the bag.
The fuken manager at the new gage was waiting for us to get out I could do without the concierge treatment, but, again, anything is better than the flight fuk he could have joined in with me and it would be better than the flight.
We cleaned up and I dropped her ass at 69th, and I was going to get her pic, but literally she was gone.
I got home around 345, so I basically spent like fuken two hours just driving up and down and I did not get fig-osis (the feeling you get when you see a SW on fig) cept for seeing alexis.
I shall return, there is really no where else to go.
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09-13-18 22:14 #6165Senior Member

Posts: 1622Just go south of Manchester.
Originally Posted by Darkcat
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09-13-18 17:03 #6164Senior Member

Posts: 137Where my friend
Where was that?
Originally Posted by Tipisil
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I don't recognize those tall buildings in the back.
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09-12-18 22:05 #6163Senior Member

Posts: 1622Actually not her. 5 am or so on a weekend.
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