Streetwalker Reports

[Member #5794]

Maybe it was the weather but Saturday morning on the Fig had all the vim and verve of an Albanian tourist center.

I rolled out from my place at 1:05 am and got to the hottie gallery at 1:22 am. The 10 east and 110 south was pretty much asshole free, like someone deloused the freeways using an AC-130 gunship.

I get to Gag and the hottie gallery is pretty dead. Maybe 2 girls on the east side of fig and 5 girls on the west side. One of the reasons for this apparent death rattle is the fucken taco joint on 63rd and fig. That place has a flat top bigger than the fucken flight deck of the USS Enterprise. That taco joint is more crowded than a 10 condom box from the 99 cents store and is the functional equivalent of gresham's law as taco joint patrons drive out SW.

I was pretty shocked actually and thought maybe the gal were working Denver. So I made a right on 69th and in the middle of 69th darts a kind of strung out Mexican gal. Approaching her is made impossible because I am driving west on 69th and some prick tow truck driver, heading east, has like stopped and is trying to swoop her. He left like no room to even drive, and of course there is a shit brigade of mongers up my ass so I just had to keep going.

I headed south on fig and the rolling 80's and 90's were disappointing. First off, there was no crew at the 98th pit stop that I like because the streets are wide. The only pack were a squadron of BSW at the numero uno and one block north. Most of them were taller BSW with way too much flab.

Among them there was a LSW in a white miniskirt – I saw her a few times but something about her was off. There was one WSW who is like a housemom type.

By now it is like 145 and I figure just for the hell of it I would go to western. So I took century to western – I did not even known kindle's donuts was still open at this evening, but I am on a diet and I only eat SW pussy, so I did not partake.

I get to western and there is no action until around 54th. I really do not think western is a viable track. The gals there are either fighting the battle against anorexia and winning bigly or are just kind of way too BSW for me. They all have this sort of scowl that makes you feel as welcome as a port a potty breeze. I dunno, it is just like they are kind of the farm team for fig. I really saw nothing I liked, plus, western is a bullshit street – some black women had a fast food joint working out of her GMC suburban on western and Manchester and there are tons of just regular fuckos waiting for buses.

I gave up and went back to gage and fig. The hottie gallery had improved a bit, but there were like still only about 10 SW and all BSW. Plus, there was way too much traffic for the amount of pussy available. So I went back to the 80's /90's.

I get there and the place is just about popping. But the problem is that I have now figured out a law of nature that is as metaphysically certain as F=MA. And that is that the desirability of the SW is inversely proportional to how much she gets in your fucken way when you are trying to drive to scoop someone else. The white miniskirt Latina that I saw earlier was still available, but she was being monger blocked by two BSW who had all the customer service skills as the social media director of Manzanar. I literally was trying to turn on to 91st from fig to scoop up this Latina and these two BSW were just standing in the fucken street, and she even said – you can go through. I was mad enough to join seeking arrangements dot com and get a non pro to uber over to my place so I could rip her arm off and then beat the BSW on 91st and fig to death with the bloody stump.

I literally could not find a way to circle in to get his Latina gal in the miniskirt – waze does not yet have a GPS compliant program to avoid the traffic caused by a fucken feral BSW getting in the way.

I just kept going up and down the 90's and I realized that the east side of fig and the 90's is a bigger waste of time than playing pickup sticks with your ass cheeks. It is impossible to drive those fucken streets. On 98th, which is the one wide open avenue, there was this one whitish WSW with red hair, but she had a FUPA (fat upper pussy area), looked like a muffin from fucken peet's coffee the way her body was spilling out of her panties.

As for the 5 BSW at numero uno – fuck you and your ability to make it impossible to use that street because you take "streetwalker" literally – use the fuken sidewalk.

Some notable gals was the one skinny black gal in red leotard with a fanny pack? Also there was a couple BSW rocking the blonde weave extensions. The FUPA gal at 98th was scooped as she was gone. So I kept going up and down, and all of a sudden I am driving north on fig and trying to make a left turn on 91st I think and all these BSW are walking like they are marching for an audition on america's next top streetwalker – I am like is there some gravitational field moving them? Sure enough, LAPD has a cruiser with a mike louder than anything at a lemmy concert saying "keep it moving" and I, of course, am in the middle of what might be the next special counsel's investigation into whether shitty drivers on fig colluded to affect the election. Well, I took that as the message to get the fuck out of there and l left the 90's to go north to the hottie gallery.

I will say that the drivers on the 90's could benefit from some drivers ed. Some notes – signaling is not a sign of weakness; making right turns like you are dale Earnhardt is not helpful because it would appear you are trying to make a 7 10 split of two BSW and having them land dead on my car; waiting to make a left turn on fig as selfish as shitting on my front porch and knocking on my door to ask for toilet paper –make a fucken right turn.

Well, I get back to the hottie gallery and it is pretty dead, maybe 6-8 gals and all BSW one fatter than the other. It is pretty grim when around 215 I am on 69th – on the east side of fig and across the street is a legit LSW with a body. I cross 69th and hale her over. She is slim, wearing a white two piece with long boots and a visible tat. Long black hair, maybe she is 5 foot 5. I ask her to hop in please with all the desperation of scocsia asking for his job as the angels manager for one more year.

She hops in, grabs for my dick and says she wants 80 for the whole show. I was like can we get a room – she is like – yep – and we go to the "new gage" across from the gas station. Anything is better than the flight. She is alexis – she has tats on her chest and arms, no tits, but a really banging body, totally streamlined and thin with lots of smooth curves and moves.

We get there and the male manager says he has a room in a minute. I pay for room 3 – 30 bucks – and we get the room. Sure enough as we are getting a room, some neandertal monger had a LSW in a black mini who looked like a show girl – I have no idea where he got her from, but I was like, fuk me cause alexis is a little beat up close.

She gets totally nude cept for her ratty socks. I lay down the 80 and use my cover. She has me lay down and she does this CBJ with a light flick followed by a hard suck – very neat. She asked me if I was ready, and I had her go down on me some more, but she was a little rough so I called no joy.

She lied down and I worked her in mish. She has a great fucken pussy and cause she is thin, you can see her stomach muscles on the recoil each time she pushes back. She started with the fingers kind of cockblocking, but she stopped that after a little bit. Now I know I am going to hell, but when I was pounding her lightly she would kind of make an ouchy crying noise followed by a moan. I knew my 10 inch cock could not be hurting her, and it was a turn on. I was not sure she would let me lie flat on her, so I used the bed to rest my head on and get a good angle. After like 5 minutes she had asked if I had homered yet. I had her get to the edge of the bed cause I thought standing mish would be easier. The only problem was that alexis has BFV. Bacterial Figueroa Vaginosis – man her pussy smelled like low tide. It was pretty bad, and there was no way I could do doggie in that. So I just went to town standing and she let me really pump and I blew in the bag.

The fuken manager at the new gage was waiting for us to get out – I could do without the concierge treatment, but, again, anything is better than the flight – fuk – he could have joined in with me and it would be better than the flight.

We cleaned up and I dropped her ass at 69th, and I was going to get her pic, but literally she was gone.

I got home around 345, so I basically spent like fuken two hours just driving up and down and I did not get fig-osis (the feeling you get when you see a SW on fig) cept for seeing alexis.

I shall return, there is really no where else to go.

[Tipisil]

Where was that?

I don't recognize those tall buildings in the back.

Just go south of Manchester.

[Darkcat]

Actually not her. 5 am or so on a weekend.

Where was that?

I don't recognize those tall buildings in the back.

[Tipisil]

Please tell me you got the phone number of the one in red thong / panties. PLEASE!

What time / day was this?

Actually not her. 5 am or so on a weekend.

[FlyPunter]

No posts for 2 weeks? What's the current status on fig?

Yeah, serious. I was curious as well as to why the lack of posts as well so last night I went to see for myself. I went around midnight and saw only 3 or 4 BSW between Manchester and Vernon. Not sure if these are the key spots but it is where I used to see quite a bit of action in the past. Next time Ill try to keep going a bit further south and try and find the Hottie Gallery everyone speaks of.

[VisitUSA]

Spoke to get and I think I got her number. She had a really awesome attitude.

I believe that she was on Western south of Melrose this morning, between 5 & 5:30 am. I cannot guarantee that it was her, but if not, she had very similar features.

[Darkcat]

As mentioned on the Figueroa thread, the hottie gallery was dead. I did, however, manage to snap the following pictures.

Please tell me you got the phone number of the one in red thong / panties. PLEASE!

What time / day was this?

[NaughtyCarrie1]

No posts for 2 weeks? What's the current status on fig?

Honestly one minute there can be 5-6 of us then bam 30-40 of us then a minute later 3-4 of us. I work mostly between Manchester and Century.

The 60's are super hot then the 80's are picking up but becoming a little hot. Way more girls coming to the 90's and bringing the 60's bullshit (pimps and long line's of traffic&#128547 witch brings the cops to shut it down so it will bring it back to the normal 90's girl's. (We never leave almost).

And for those that don't know Manchester split the police divisions Manchester / Gage 77th (Assholes and better chance of cop's taking us to jail) Manchester / imperial 108th (Mostly cool about us working as long as not to many or bullshit).

On top the whole street is hard gang area and I know the Hoover's trip when they want. 104 the down nope that's denver lanes nope unless you're pimp is from this area that's why so little girls that way. But the gang shit can clear a track in that area to fast.

With all the tracks being hot most girls are moving track to track trying to work. And I mean every track Fig, Western, LLB, Pomona, Sepulveda and Alameda so if you're willing to do the drive you'll find them some where.

Have fun out there.

[CGFitness]

No posts for 2 weeks? What's the current status on fig?

[CGFitness]

Spoke to get and I think I got her number. She had a really awesome attitude.

Did you do this one? What services does she provide.

[HollywoodGuy]

Yes, an LEO once gave me a fix it ticket on SB for having a tassel on my rear view mirror. It was graduation week. When I went to the Van Nuys Courthouse to take care of it, the Sheriff's deputy who signed it off looked at the citation and said "you've got to be shitting me, someone was having a bad day. " Still cost me $55.

This is the reason I keep my car in stock condition and have no tint on my front seat windows. I was once ticketed while having a half naked girl in my car. LE pulled me over and the very first question out of his mouth was "how old is that girl"? I asked why I was being pulled over and he said because I was talking on my cell phone. The only problem with that was that my cell phone was in my pocket and I had both hands on the wheel (and I do not own earbuds). But I had to just sit there and take it as I had open containers in the car, which he did not see. $.55 for that ticket.

[Tipisil]

Yes, an LEO once gave me a fix it ticket on SB for having a tassel on my rear view mirror. It was graduation week. When I went to the Van Nuys Courthouse to take care of it, the Sheriff's deputy who signed it off looked at the citation and said "you've got to be shitting me, someone was having a bad day. " Still cost me $55.

Makes me feel so much safer knowing my money is well spent on stopping the mayhem that could happen with that tassel.

[Marlowe]

Most cops are trained to FIND a reason to stop you. It can be anything from minor issues with your car (tint, mud flaps, lights not working on your license plate, too low / high, etc) to fuzzy dice hanging from your rear view mirror.

Yes, an LEO once gave me a fix it ticket on SB for having a tassel on my rear view mirror. It was graduation week. When I went to the Van Nuys Courthouse to take care of it, the Sheriff's deputy who signed it off looked at the citation and said "you've got to be shitting me, someone was having a bad day. " Still cost me $55.

[SDMonger69]

Hit western, lbb and fig all this night.

Lbb was pretty dead. Most of the hot spots were wmpty.

Western was awful. Drove all the way down past Olympic (from Florence) and maybe saw 5 SW's.

Fig was pretty weak, considering it's a Thursday, and I know that isn't Friday or Saturday night, but it's usually better than what it is. Hg was dead and all the action is north of Manchester. Saw a BSW on 97th that rivaled Cherokee d'ass.

And what does LEO do if they see you driving around and they run your address and you're about 20 miles out? Can they stop you for that?

Most cops are trained to FIND a reason to stop you. It can be anything from minor issues with your car (tint, mud flaps, lights not working on your license plate, too low / high, etc) to fuzzy dice hanging from your rear view mirror.

[MongerSeeker]

LE can stop and harass you if they want. But there is not much they can do unless they can do. If they stop you just say you were out driving and nothing else. It's doubtful LE would stop you unless they see you talking to a SW or see you repeatedly circling in a small area.

Hit western, lbb and fig all this night.

Lbb was pretty dead. Most of the hot spots were wmpty.

Western was awful. Drove all the way down past Olympic (from Florence) and maybe saw 5 SW's.

Fig was pretty weak, considering it's a Thursday, and I know that isn't Friday or Saturday night, but it's usually better than what it is. Hg was dead and all the action is north of Manchester. Saw a BSW on 97th that rivaled Cherokee d'ass.

And what does LEO do if they see you driving around and they run your address and you're about 20 miles out? Can they stop you for that?