Escort Reports

[Zingie]

I think I'm going to simply stop trying sharon, since every time it is never her. Don't know who said mimi was a hot little package in thread way back, but man she's either not the same mimi or mimi got hit with an ugly bat. Just can't get over the bad teeth and weight. Seems the thai women in their 20's have disappeared or rotated back to Thailand for their visa renewals.

[Ricoli]

Heard about this new K-agency (http://asiangem.us/) thanks to the brothers here, and wanted to share my experience with Josephine. I've been trying to pass screening for a K-agency for a long time, and pretty much never got replies. I sent this place a few references and my P411 handle, and heard back within 30 minutes, and was good to go. Definitely not her pics on the site, but she's gorgeous with full lips and nice curves. Super tight and wet, had a great time, will be back soon.

I didn't know the exact rate, so I assumed $$.6 for an hour (what I've seen at other K-agencies), and left a tip for $$$ total. Will try to get clarification on rates and update.

Any clarification on rates?

[Zingie]

But, unless you know the specific outfit in advance (through forum reports, etc.), you're more likely to get one of the generic crapshoot places. Feel free to post the specifics of the outfit to which you're referring, if you have a mind to, or perhaps how to recognize their ads.

I thought I did. LF.

[Zingie]

I was actually disappointed with yiyi as she tried to upsell, but whatever. Current k-girl is okay, kinda shy, maybe cause I usually communicate with my rudimentary Chinese and couldn't really communicate well with the k-girl. Pics of her is accurate but I think just a tad outdated, give or take +5 to 10 lbs.

Been trying to get verified with BL and asiangem lately. Hope they pull thru for me. Love them spinner k-girls.

There is only one upsell, which isn't really an upsell since it's pretty much standard with all the girls as far as I know: . 4 for BBBJ. You may get for. 3, but it has been standard. 4 for all the girls there. If there was more upsell than then that, your experience is not what's been consistent over the years. Give hh rate and they verify hh and go on, unless you want BBBJ. Current k-girl ruby is by no means fat, chunky, or weighty. No fat on her, although yes from photos to real life are a bit little different. For me, the face was smoothed out in the photos, since she's a bit pimply in person. Don't know if LF is going to go more mixed asian or stick with Chinese. Plus, don't think she was as GFE as your standard agency k-girl or other indie k-girls. I do miss nia in tysons.

[NyHornet]

Thought she was back based on an earlier post, so sent her a text. She responded that she has extended her vacation and won't return until October!!

Appears to be a September review for her on them, so she may be back.

[AsnMonger]

LF seems to be having at least one nice Chinese. Yiyi was pretty good. They have a k-girl currently, although they are having her operate in hotel adjacent to normal condo. I seem to be out of the Thai loop these days. I have one regular, but the young ones seem to be gone. How I miss the Viet girls.

I was actually disappointed with yiyi as she tried to upsell, but whatever. Current k-girl is okay, kinda shy, maybe cause I usually communicate with my rudimentary Chinese and couldn't really communicate well with the k-girl. Pics of her is accurate but I think just a tad outdated, give or take +5 to 10 lbs.

Been trying to get verified with BL and asiangem lately. Hope they pull thru for me. Love them spinner k-girls.

[JmSuttr]

One outfit which charges 140/160 with 40 extras operates a bit differently. Their webpage does show photos, half accurate half sometimes not. Their calls are actually routed to the long timer at the condo.

But, unless you know the specific outfit in advance (through forum reports, etc.), you're more likely to get one of the generic crapshoot places. Feel free to post the specifics of the outfit to which you're referring, if you have a mind to, or perhaps how to recognize their ads.

[Zingie]

Asian crapshoot ads are easy to spot because they feature TGTBT pics and promise every ultra-GFE service under the sun for the bargain price of 130/160.

The best info about these places can be found by searching (keyword: crapshoot) for the numerous discussions that have taken place in the past. But, for those who are newer to the forum, here's the quick and dirty version:

1. These are high-volume operations that care little about customer service or developing regular clients.

2. You will never be speaking (or texting) directly to any of the providers. The scheduler will usually be at some remote location, such as NYC.

3. Everything in the ad, except for the location and the phone number, is fake and is designed for the sole purpose of getting you to call. There are no Japanese twin college students waiting to give you a co-shower with BBBJ. I repeat: Everything. Is. Fake.

4. When you call or text, the scheduler will tell you anything to get you to visit. Think of this as a verbal version of the misrepresentations in the written ad.

5. When you get to the apt and a woman answers the door, there will almost always be other women available. Even if that woman, or the scheduler, insists she is the only one available, it is almost certainly a lie. The other women might be busy with another client, or hiding behind a screen or in another room, but they are there.

6. Neither the woman who answers the door, nor any others in the apt, will look anything like the ad pics. Whether they are ugly or attractive, young or old, slender or fat, is truly a roll of the dice. They also move around often so, even if you visit the next day, there's no guarantee the same providers will be there. Hence the "crapshoot" designation.

7. 9 times out of 10 the entire menu of service consists of a short backrub followed by a flip, CBJ or HJ to get you ready, and CFS. The average elapsed time for a session is probably around 15-20 minutes. And most schedulers will start the clock when they text you to come up and they will call the girl when, by their too-fast clock, they think your time's up.

8. Arguing with any of the providers, about anything (price, svc, quality, etc.), is a complete waste of time. She won't have a clue as to what was said in the ad or by the scheduler and her English will either be rudimentary or non-existent. All that will happen is that she will get angry or upset and you will look like a jerk.

9. Arguing with the scheduler is also usually a fool's errand, with one exception. If you can get an immediate discount for the session you just booked, take it and count it as a win. Any promise of a future discount or upgrade is bogus and will never materialize.

10. Your cash, and your willingness to hang onto it and walk away, is your only leverage. Once you hand it over your leverage evaporates. For that reason any negotiation you undertake with the scheduler needs to take place before you hand over the cash.

That's enough for now. Let me pause here to allow other experienced members to weigh in with their own observations.

After reading the above one might ask whether there's any value at all to be found in visiting a crapshoot place. The answer is a qualified "it depends" and I'll post more about that, and about strategies for improving your odds, in a followup to this post.

Until then, stay safe and always think with the big head.

One outfit which charges 140/160 with 40 extras operates a bit differently. Their webpage does show photos, half accurate half sometimes not. Their calls are actually routed to the long timer at the condo.

[Zingie]

Reading some of the recent commentary on the Asian crapshoot ads, the only crapshoot ad that I found to be excellent were the ads posted for Asian girls in the apartments across from the Fairoaks Mall. The one time I went there, I had a very attractive Chinese girl (probably in her 20's). She enjoyed my DATY on her and her body was very nice. Pretty face. This was last Summer.

They've been having at least one nice young asian, although there may be a rotation where they may have a little meatier on the bones ones. They rotate frequently, though, a little over a week. They have a decent k-girl at the moment, but operating at hotel down street from condo.

[Zingie]

LF seems to be having at least one nice Chinese. Yiyi was pretty good. They have a k-girl currently, although they are having her operate in hotel adjacent to normal condo. I seem to be out of the Thai loop these days. I have one regular, but the young ones seem to be gone. How I miss the Viet girls.

[VaPlay]

I will do that as soon as I have any other info.

Messaged her on her Wechat but no reply yet. She's comms dark at the moment, hopefully on a plane.

[Kijimuna]

Not sure it's the same Apple previously discussed. Thought I'd post and see if anyone has anything to add before I TOFTT.

https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-nov...423700/6256448

Q.

I have heard good things about her, but have not had a chance to see here.

[Birdo]

If Joyce returns, please let us know.

I will do that as soon as I have any other info.

[NyHornet]

September.

If Joyce returns, please let us know.

[Quriusmrk]

Not sure it's the same Apple previously discussed. Thought I'd post and see if anyone has anything to add before I TOFTT.

https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-nov...423700/6256448

Q.