Escort Reports

[Johnnyjeffers]

When last time someone seen her? Notice ad on E site but for Springfield. Normally Tyson's and Gallows area since leaving landmark area 8 yrs ago. And her doubles were with another smaller white massue. Thought they were lovers. Demi use to escort hard in her day but HJ happy endings for years only now.

Was a couple of months ago in Vienna, but she has moved to Springfield. Saw Lexi there and saw Demi on the way out. No complaints about Demi if you don't mind limited menu. Standard nova with prostate. Not young but as advertised, friendly and doesn't short you for time. I finished early and was offered additional massage. Perhaps a bit pricey but I enjoyed.

[Serpico99]

Reading some of the recent commentary on the Asian crapshoot ads, the only crapshoot ad that I found to be excellent were the ads posted for Asian girls in the apartments across from the Fairoaks Mall. The one time I went there, I had a very attractive Chinese girl (probably in her 20's). She enjoyed my DATY on her and her body was very nice. Pretty face. This was last Summer.

[Metloaf]

Demi Diamonds.

When last time someone seen her? Notice ad on E site but for Springfield. Normally Tyson's and Gallows area since leaving landmark area 8 yrs ago. And her doubles were with another smaller white massue. Thought they were lovers. Demi use to escort hard in her day but HJ happy endings for years only now.

[JmSuttr]

Asian crapshoot ads are easy to spot because they feature TGTBT pics and promise every ultra-GFE service under the sun for the bargain price of 130/160.

The best info about these places can be found by searching (keyword: crapshoot) for the numerous discussions that have taken place in the past. But, for those who are newer to the forum, here's the quick and dirty version:

1. These are high-volume operations that care little about customer service or developing regular clients.

2. You will never be speaking (or texting) directly to any of the providers. The scheduler will usually be at some remote location, such as NYC.

3. Everything in the ad, except for the location and the phone number, is fake and is designed for the sole purpose of getting you to call. There are no Japanese twin college students waiting to give you a co-shower with BBBJ. I repeat: Everything. Is. Fake.

4. When you call or text, the scheduler will tell you anything to get you to visit. Think of this as a verbal version of the misrepresentations in the written ad.

5. When you get to the apt and a woman answers the door, there will almost always be other women available. Even if that woman, or the scheduler, insists she is the only one available, it is almost certainly a lie. The other women might be busy with another client, or hiding behind a screen or in another room, but they are there.

6. Neither the woman who answers the door, nor any others in the apt, will look anything like the ad pics. Whether they are ugly or attractive, young or old, slender or fat, is truly a roll of the dice. They also move around often so, even if you visit the next day, there's no guarantee the same providers will be there. Hence the "crapshoot" designation.

7. 9 times out of 10 the entire menu of service consists of a short backrub followed by a flip, CBJ or HJ to get you ready, and CFS. The average elapsed time for a session is probably around 15-20 minutes. And most schedulers will start the clock when they text you to come up and they will call the girl when, by their too-fast clock, they think your time's up.

8. Arguing with any of the providers, about anything (price, svc, quality, etc.), is a complete waste of time. She won't have a clue as to what was said in the ad or by the scheduler and her English will either be rudimentary or non-existent. All that will happen is that she will get angry or upset and you will look like a jerk.

9. Arguing with the scheduler is also usually a fool's errand, with one exception. If you can get an immediate discount for the session you just booked, take it and count it as a win. Any promise of a future discount or upgrade is bogus and will never materialize.

10. Your cash, and your willingness to hang onto it and walk away, is your only leverage. Once you hand it over your leverage evaporates. For that reason any negotiation you undertake with the scheduler needs to take place before you hand over the cash.

That's enough for now. Let me pause here to allow other experienced members to weigh in with their own observations.

After reading the above one might ask whether there's any value at all to be found in visiting a crapshoot place. The answer is a qualified "it depends" and I'll post more about that, and about strategies for improving your odds, in a followup to this post.

Until then, stay safe and always think with the big head.

[VChase]

LK,

Thanks for the good, albeit discreet, review. Just further validation that you really want to stick with South and Central FL area codes.

These are the ones you want to keep an eye out for:

305,786, 954,561 & 407.

This applies for latinas in most cities.

Maryland has several quality latinas in Silver Spring, Takoma Park and (my new favorite) Laurel who use local DC and MD codes, but at least for NOVA latinas, stay away from local and NY area codes unless you don't mind a rushed switch and bait dream.

Pleasant Dreams,

Vance.

Just left tysons from seeing a pair of brazilian goddesses. 305-850-0846. The two girl special is to die for. Vannessa is a tall lightskinned almost caucasian thick but good video vixen thick photos could be her . Anita is a dark very well built woman. Their two girl special is amazing and worth every penny. I'm coming back to see each seperately. Extras are on the menu. Treat these girls good as this is thier inaugural visit. Seniors dm for more info. This is definitely a diamond in rough. I dont like to go into detail about details because my experience has been a definite ymmv with every single provider. What ill say is extras are available. Theyre are sharing a room and youll ask why such a great review.... im on here a lot and while my posts arent the most informative i can at least give you some info and assure you they arent leos. These girls are tge reason i am a hobbyist.

[NyHornet]

There are some very knowledgeable fellows on here whom I enjoy reading their posts. There are too many to name, but I definitely put JmSuttr and Tom McAn in the "trusted seniors" category. (And there are several more. Indeed the NOVA boards are lucky to have such a number of great guys.) I really appreciate the advice and counsel they share on these boards.

Here's something I've gleaned based on reading experienced guys' like these posts. When I go to the Asian crapshoot or an AMP, I plan on seeing a middle aged, or even older, average looking woman with a pudgy body. Definitely not the beautiful young lady in the ad. That way, finding a cute girl or even a butterface behind the door is a pleasant surprise. If you try this strategy, you should hardly ever be disappointed.

Best of luck to you all.

The Nova Thai ladies are the exception. They are almost always attractive (sometimes gorgeous) and many times on the younger side. Menus, cost and performance may vary, but they are consistently attractive in my experience.

[Utwogood]

I TFTT. I responded to an Asian ad for $ .6 for the whole bit (tip not necessary / worthy). I learned that the provider is oblivious to the services advertised. There was no DFK, kissing, co-shower, body slide, roaming, communication, and the worst GFE. Five minutes into the session she mechanically protected me and motioned to FS. I was not having it. The woman did not look anything like the picture that was sent to me (not in the ad). If it was of the same person then the provider let herself go years ago. She said she was two years in the business from China. With difficulty I was able to stretch the session to about 45 min- asking for more massage and was able to get a CBJ. After session I echoed this back to the provider and she did not understand at all what I was saying and I left. A brief conversation with the "boss" about false advertising only got me a reply to say that the Falls Church location was better (I was in Vienna / Maple Ave).

In case there are anyone out there that has thought about these flamboyant Asian ads and was wondering- I would say forget it. This happened to me one other time last year but the provider was not Asian. But I figured its not these imported women who come over for the money only. The "bosses" just exploit these women. I was still respectful to her the whole time and even gave her a pat on the head before leaving.

Yeah, we all know it too well. My enjoyment rate with them was about 25%.

I've only had one nice experience with a lady in her late 20's. While I'm down there DATY / FIV, she's pretending to talk on the phone. Strange but it worked! One time I found a young lady in her early 20's and thought I'd hit the jackpot. But the poor thing was afraid of me. She squirmed every time I touched her. Instant boner killer. Then, I responded to one fake pic ad and the woman had to be in her mid-50's. She looked like George Takei with longer hair and makeup, and I only stayed because someone else flaked. I don't know how but I banged her straight into next week. The next week I responded to a different fake pic ad and ended up with George Takei AGAIN! But this time she remembered me and pretty much let me do whatever I wanted.

The worse thing for me is that, unlike the latinas, I cannot communicate with the Chinese ones. I think that would really go a long way to developing some sort of bond or connection. So in a strange way, I totally get why we get so-so or bad service. I've always done better at the Korean AMPs over the crapshoots, but ever since Downtown in DC left (the Golden Age), these women are now older too. But they get so surprised by my rudimentary Korean that it actually loosens them up.

People may not agree, but in my experience with Asians, the Asian-American girls (esp. From Cali) that do this actually do a much better job than the crapshoot places. I've met so many chill ones over the years.

[Lohkey]

There are some very knowledgeable fellows on here whom I enjoy reading their posts. There are too many to name, but I definitely put JmSuttr and Tom McAn in the "trusted seniors" category. (And there are several more. Indeed the NOVA boards are lucky to have such a number of great guys.) I really appreciate the advice and counsel they share on these boards.

Here's something I've gleaned based on reading experienced guys' like these posts. When I go to the Asian crapshoot or an AMP, I plan on seeing a middle aged, or even older, average looking woman with a pudgy body. Definitely not the beautiful young lady in the ad. That way, finding a cute girl or even a butterface behind the door is a pleasant surprise. If you try this you should hardly ever be disappointed.

Best of luck to you all.

Overall the asians are best seen in md unless you have privledged info.

I also would like to thank the fellas on this board. I feel we have a good number of trusted men that share intel. For all you lurkers who just like to read, its on us to weed out the bad apples/providers. That way the word will get out there. Don't come to nova with bulls**t. And well keep the lousy providers somewhere else. The more we report the better we ALL are going to options. Remember folks, we are the ones holding the cards not them. I don't care how special they are!!

[RustyMuffler]

There are some very knowledgeable fellows on here whom I enjoy reading their posts. There are too many to name, but I definitely put JmSuttr and Tom McAn in the "trusted seniors" category. (And there are several more. Indeed the NOVA boards are lucky to have such a number of great guys.) I really appreciate the advice and counsel they share on these boards.

Here's something I've gleaned based on reading experienced guys' like these posts. When I go to the Asian crapshoot or an AMP, I plan on seeing a middle aged, or even older, average looking woman with a pudgy body. Definitely not the beautiful young lady in the ad. That way, finding a cute girl or even a butterface behind the door is a pleasant surprise. If you try this strategy, you should hardly ever be disappointed.

Best of luck to you all.

JmSuttr's advice should be heeded. He said it better than I could.

In my past experience with the Asian crapshoot, I've had a couple of hits and the rest were misses. But even the providers who performed well looked nothing like the young, attractive models in the ad photos. Figure on seeing an OK-looking MILF at best, and don't be surprised if you see Granny instead.

[Lohkey]

Just left tysons from seeing a pair of brazilian goddesses. 305-850-0846. The two girl special is to die for. Vannessa is a tall lightskinned almost caucasian thick but good video vixen thick photos could be her . Anita is a dark very well built woman. Their two girl special is amazing and worth every penny. I'm coming back to see each seperately. Extras are on the menu. Treat these girls good as this is thier inaugural visit. Seniors dm for more info. This is definitely a diamond in rough. I dont like to go into detail about details because my experience has been a definite ymmv with every single provider. What ill say is extras are available. Theyre are sharing a room and youll ask why such a great review.... im on here a lot and while my posts arent the most informative i can at least give you some info and assure you they arent leos. These girls are tge reason i am a hobbyist.

[Tom McAn]

Thanks for the report, brother Nero. I've always looked at those ads and wondered. As you say, they look TGTBT, and I guess that's it.

Peace,

Jose.

JmSuttr's advice should be heeded. He said it better than I could.

In my past experience with the Asian crapshoot, I've had a couple of hits and the rest were misses. But even the providers who performed well looked nothing like the young, attractive models in the ad photos. Figure on seeing an OK-looking MILF at best, and don't be surprised if you see Granny instead.

[Jose Cuervo]

I TFTT. I responded to an Asian ad for $ .6 for the whole bit (tip not necessary / worthy). I learned that the provider is oblivious to the services advertised. There was no DFK, kissing, co-shower, body slide, roaming, communication, and the worst GFE. (...)
In case there are anyone out there that has thought about these flamboyant Asian ads and was wondering- I would say forget it.

Thanks for the report, brother Nero. I've always looked at those ads and wondered. As you say, they look TGTBT, and I guess that's it.

Peace,

Jose.

[JmSuttr]

Went to an asain crapshoot out of centreville 540 area code. Stay away unless you want a chubby asain novelty notch on the ol headboard.

Is that every visit is truly a roll of the dice. The women rotate often so the chubby Asian you saw might be on her way to another apartment or back to NY or somewhere else. And the woman who replaces her could conceivably be that "diamond in the rough" that most mongers love to find.

Because it's a crapshoot, it's only worth playing if you know how to increase your odds. If you don't then you'll crap out pretty much every time.

All those strategies have been discussed, at length, and a forum search will find them. FWIW, I've had some memorable sessions with crapshoot providers so it's not a hopeless cause if you do your homework before you play.

[Lohkey]

Went to an asain crapshoot out of centreville 540 area code. Stay away unless you want a chubby asain novelty notch on the ol headboard.

[Sexingit]

Google the # had a desire for a black girl. She is mild bbw with the best BBBJ I've ever had in and out of mongering.

I'd like to know the damage please?