Massage Parlor Reports

[Utwogood]

As my friend Hundred says, "If they have a table shower, take it! rubmaps says if they have table shower. almost always chick stays dressed and wears special water apron.

But only if it's 10 or 15 bucks more. I've seen places charge twice as much. Screw that. M&A in downey has a table shower and I get it every time now. Feels good. Great way to break the nekkid ice. If you do take table shower, get completely nekkid LOL. If a place is legit they'll tell you to put your boxers back on, put a towel over your privates, or give you special underwear. Gross right?

That's funny. Back in my 20's when I "discovered" AMPs, I would always turn down the shower because I thought it would be to much of a hassle for them. The lady would sometimes give me a puzzled look and ask: "You been here before?" But I agree, if they have it, take it.

What I used to do was when I got into the room, I would ask the mamasan: "You have nice girl for me?" while drawing the hourglass shape in the air with my hands. It was my way of telling her I wanted someone shapely or curvy. Likewise, if I was in the mood for a woman with larger breasts, I would "draw" a top-heavy hourglass. Same if I wanted a woman with a bigger ass, thicker body, etc.

[Tipisil]

Howdy, Great advice. You should write a book on mongering "Mongering for Dummies", LOL!

You are spot on the water bottle issue and must have talked to my wife! The exact thing happened to me and I was lucky that day my gym was having special promo and handing out small water bottles. I came home, picked up the wife for shopping and she asked the same question. She made me go back to the gym and prove where the bottle came from. I got lucky but I'm sure all those bottles create a question / thought whether asked or not. I don't accept any water unless bottled and know that I will drink it before getting home.

Holy crap. That's intense that our had to head back to the gym. Insane.

[Member #5794]

Excellent advice all around! Appreciate all the info. Follow up question, why not take / drink water when offered?

I think I will be immediately deleted if I expressed my true feelings about mongers who either (a) refuse a table shower or (b) take the free water. The free water given at the end if just bullshit. And as they way, bullshit is bullshit. First off, invariably, the water bottle they give you is this sub 8 ounce thing that I have only seen at massage parlors or birthday parties for three year olds. There is no way to explain how you got the water if a wife or someone comes in your car. Second, it is not free, you are paying for it. I can get my own fucken water. I would rather they spend the overhead on 800 thread count sheets, almond oil (not baby oil, ugh), or some weight loss program for the staff. Third, I just think it is funny that there should be a rule that you do not take the water.

[OCaznLuvr]

Howdy, Great advice. You should write a book on mongering "Mongering for Dummies", LOL!

You are spot on the water bottle issue and must have talked to my wife! The exact thing happened to me and I was lucky that day my gym was having special promo and handing out small water bottles. I came home, picked up the wife for shopping and she asked the same question. She made me go back to the gym and prove where the bottle came from. I got lucky but I'm sure all those bottles create a question / thought whether asked or not. I don't accept any water unless bottled and know that I will drink it before getting home.

[HowdyDoody32]

Excellent advice all around! Appreciate all the info. Follow up question, why not take / drink water when offered?

Accept them and you'll see why lmao.

After a few trips let me know how many half-empty water bottles you got rotting in your car ahhahahaha. once these bottles get in yo car they tend to stay in yo car lmao.

If you have a wife she be like, "where you be getting all these (costco kirkland, walmart brand) bottles from?

btw, as a male monger i would not leave tip out in open unless you know the parlor well. you can leave a 100 bill, she give you just a handy but you were expecting a CBJ or CFS, and shell be like, wasnt that for me? then youll have to explain why. had it happen once at the now closed la habra accu and never again do i do that lol. but if you know place is FS and its your first time there, like say going to HT in inglewood, go for it its fine.

a female mongers different though, sexist but true. a MP girl sees a man she assumes hes a monger, but if she sees a girl she doesnt. that open money tells the MP girl, shes a monger lol.

a male monger doesnt have to initiate anything. the girl can tell if youre a monger. you dont have to rub her thighs or grab her ass or leave large tip money out in open; its not necessary. some guys do it but its not necessary. once had a girl tell me, your hands are cold. and she put my hands on her thighs. dont object. next thing i know she puts them on her tits. dont object. now theyre on her pussy lol. dont object. and next thing you know we be fucking ahhahahaha.

also, shower b4 you go.
wash your ass (many chick will blow air in your crack or tickle your salad)
be presentable.
i purposely stay in excellent physical condition just for this hobby.

[Lovergrrl]

I always try and pay the house fee guaranteeing that I will have change due back. That way when she brings the change back I tell her to leave it near my phone, which happens to have a nice tip laid under it. That way I know she will see the tip. Works every time.

And yeah I don't get the water thing at all either. Unless it has something to do with the stupid fear of being seen coming out of an AMP.

[MassageTourist]

Excellent advice all around! Appreciate all the info. Follow up question, why not take / drink water when offered?

[Tipisil]

With re to howdydoody's awesome post.

One final thing. Never take the free water.

As the man said, here endeth the lesson!

Its good to stay hydrated. But I never take the water at MP's or casitas because it makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Albeit a hydrated thumb.

[Member #5794]

With re to howdydoody's awesome post.

One final thing. Never take the free water.

As the man said, here endeth the lesson!

[HowdyDoody32]

Excellent newbie advice.

I would add:

4 a. Always keep 20's, at least one 10 and a couple 5's after paying for the massage time. The house will almost always give you change, but your provider may pocket it, so get your change beforehand.

27 a. You are setting a precedent with your tip. It's what she'll expect next time, so if you overtip the first time, your budget may regret it later.

Oh yeah let me add 4 b. Never carry more money than you're willing to spend. Some mongers have reported some chicks will even downright go through your wallet. If you a going to an unreviewed MP, or one of those you see on ad sites but not on rubmaps, I would leave wallet and credit card at home or in car. Thefts and robberies are rare but do happen.
i remember there was a latina massage that advertised on BP a lot, in downey on firestone and lakewood, i think operating at that creepy motel near in and out burger. places like that. park far away and walk there too. i generally avoid these places unless reviewed. as a newbie, stay away from these places.

[HowdyDoody32]

This is the most informational post I've ever seen on anything. Thank you for this! One question, do they have a premassage shower? Again, thank you!

As my friend Hundred says, "If they have a table shower, take it! rubmaps says if they have table shower. almost always chick stays dressed and wears special water apron.

But only if it's 10 or 15 bucks more. I've seen places charge twice as much. Screw that. M&A in downey has a table shower and I get it every time now. Feels good. Great way to break the nekkid ice. If you do take table shower, get completely nekkid LOL. If a place is legit they'll tell you to put your boxers back on, put a towel over your privates, or give you special underwear. Gross right?

[Willie23]

1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area.

13 don't scream or squirm or say no the closer she gets to your privates.

14 say nothing or moan and groan like you like it.

15 at this point you're not LE and she may massage your crack.

16 and nutsack too. she may remove towel too. now shes not LE either.

17 she'll ask you to flip.

18 try to get a stiffy lmao.

19 she'll ask what do you want.

20 say everything.

21 if everything not on table, point to your mouth.

22 not available, then just make jerk off gesture in air.

23 she may ask more money right away, like 100, or 140.

24 it depends on place and on girl, negotiate if necessary.

25 get your fuck on.

26 you should also tip another 20 after. not always necessary, but some places if you dont tip theyll follow you out the door and jock you.

27 you can tip more after if you like, if you like her.

28 and next few more times you see her ask for her telephone number and if she'll see you outside.

Usually 40 extra for handy.

40-80 for CBJ.

80-100 for BBBJ.

100-140 for CFS.

140-200 for BBFS.

these numbers are what chicks usually ask for. you may need to negotiate sometimes.

thats usually how it goes for me, and that includes any MP not Rose 999 lmao.

I put the upper limits there to let you know to NEVER pay more than that. try to stay on the low end. if they want too much, dont be afraid to say, no thank you. and just your massage and leave.

Upper limit is for shit like insanely hot chicks you want to pursue her outside the parlor.

Excellent newbie advice.

I would add:

4 a. Always keep 20's, at least one 10 and a couple 5's after paying for the massage time. The house will almost always give you change, but your provider may pocket it, so get your change beforehand.

27 a. You are setting a precedent with your tip. It's what she'll expect next time, so if you overtip the first time, your budget may regret it later.

[MassageTourist]

1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area..

This is the most informational post I've ever seen on anything. Thank you for this! One question, do they have a premassage shower? Again, thank you!

[HowdyDoody32]

First time poster, virgin on the field. I just need to nut. Been eyeing this place since it had a dispensary next to it maybe 3 years ago. Never done the whole are&t thing but I'm learning from this site. You have any tips on this particular place? You can PM me if it's safer.

1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area.

13 don't scream or squirm or say no the closer she gets to your privates.

14 say nothing or moan and groan like you like it.

15 at this point you're not LE and she may massage your crack.

16 and nutsack too. she may remove towel too. now shes not LE either.

17 she'll ask you to flip.

18 try to get a stiffy lmao.

19 she'll ask what do you want.

20 say everything.

21 if everything not on table, point to your mouth.

22 not available, then just make jerk off gesture in air.

23 she may ask more money right away, like 100, or 140.

24 it depends on place and on girl, negotiate if necessary.

25 get your fuck on.

26 you should also tip another 20 after. not always necessary, but some places if you dont tip theyll follow you out the door and jock you.

27 you can tip more after if you like, if you like her.

28 and next few more times you see her ask for her telephone number and if she'll see you outside.

Usually 40 extra for handy.

40-80 for CBJ.

80-100 for BBBJ.

100-140 for CFS.

140-200 for BBFS.

these numbers are what chicks usually ask for. you may need to negotiate sometimes.

thats usually how it goes for me, and that includes any MP not Rose 999 lmao.

I put the upper limits there to let you know to NEVER pay more than that. try to stay on the low end. if they want too much, don’t be afraid to say, “no thank you.” and just your massage and leave.

Upper limit is for shit like insanely hot chicks you want to pursue her outside the parlor.

[MassageTourist]

Name of girl in title.

First time poster, virgin on the field. I just need to nut. Been eyeing this place since it had a dispensary next to it maybe 3 years ago. Never done the whole are&t thing but I'm learning from this site. You have any tips on this particular place? You can PM me if it's safer.