Massage Parlor Reports

[Willie23]

1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area.

13 don't scream or squirm or say no the closer she gets to your privates.

14 say nothing or moan and groan like you like it.

15 at this point you're not LE and she may massage your crack.

16 and nutsack too. she may remove towel too. now shes not LE either.

17 she'll ask you to flip.

18 try to get a stiffy lmao.

19 she'll ask what do you want.

20 say everything.

21 if everything not on table, point to your mouth.

22 not available, then just make jerk off gesture in air.

23 she may ask more money right away, like 100, or 140.

24 it depends on place and on girl, negotiate if necessary.

25 get your fuck on.

26 you should also tip another 20 after. not always necessary, but some places if you dont tip theyll follow you out the door and jock you.

27 you can tip more after if you like, if you like her.

28 and next few more times you see her ask for her telephone number and if she'll see you outside.

Usually 40 extra for handy.

40-80 for CBJ.

80-100 for BBBJ.

100-140 for CFS.

140-200 for BBFS.

these numbers are what chicks usually ask for. you may need to negotiate sometimes.

thats usually how it goes for me, and that includes any MP not Rose 999 lmao.

I put the upper limits there to let you know to NEVER pay more than that. try to stay on the low end. if they want too much, dont be afraid to say, no thank you. and just your massage and leave.

Upper limit is for shit like insanely hot chicks you want to pursue her outside the parlor.

Excellent newbie advice.

I would add:

4 a. Always keep 20's, at least one 10 and a couple 5's after paying for the massage time. The house will almost always give you change, but your provider may pocket it, so get your change beforehand.

27 a. You are setting a precedent with your tip. It's what she'll expect next time, so if you overtip the first time, your budget may regret it later.

[MassageTourist]

1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area..

This is the most informational post I've ever seen on anything. Thank you for this! One question, do they have a premassage shower? Again, thank you!

[HowdyDoody32]

First time poster, virgin on the field. I just need to nut. Been eyeing this place since it had a dispensary next to it maybe 3 years ago. Never done the whole are&t thing but I'm learning from this site. You have any tips on this particular place? You can PM me if it's safer.

1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area.

13 don't scream or squirm or say no the closer she gets to your privates.

14 say nothing or moan and groan like you like it.

15 at this point you're not LE and she may massage your crack.

16 and nutsack too. she may remove towel too. now shes not LE either.

17 she'll ask you to flip.

18 try to get a stiffy lmao.

19 she'll ask what do you want.

20 say everything.

21 if everything not on table, point to your mouth.

22 not available, then just make jerk off gesture in air.

23 she may ask more money right away, like 100, or 140.

24 it depends on place and on girl, negotiate if necessary.

25 get your fuck on.

26 you should also tip another 20 after. not always necessary, but some places if you dont tip theyll follow you out the door and jock you.

27 you can tip more after if you like, if you like her.

28 and next few more times you see her ask for her telephone number and if she'll see you outside.

Usually 40 extra for handy.

40-80 for CBJ.

80-100 for BBBJ.

100-140 for CFS.

140-200 for BBFS.

these numbers are what chicks usually ask for. you may need to negotiate sometimes.

thats usually how it goes for me, and that includes any MP not Rose 999 lmao.

I put the upper limits there to let you know to NEVER pay more than that. try to stay on the low end. if they want too much, don’t be afraid to say, “no thank you.” and just your massage and leave.

Upper limit is for shit like insanely hot chicks you want to pursue her outside the parlor.

[MassageTourist]

Name of girl in title.

First time poster, virgin on the field. I just need to nut. Been eyeing this place since it had a dispensary next to it maybe 3 years ago. Never done the whole are&t thing but I'm learning from this site. You have any tips on this particular place? You can PM me if it's safer.

[Tipisil]

I've posted in sgv asking about anyone offering a high quality massage with extras, but I haven't found it yet. I would greatly appreciate some tips because I'm tired of limp, overly oily teasing / grazing. I am willing to try independent / private and pay a bit more than your average AMP / aamp. I've already visited victoria love, who was pretty hot and gave a decent massage but the latex glove he was just too weird for me. I miss the days of being able to find random, independent girls on cv, thatmall or even CL. I hope this period passes and we can get back to mongering properly.

Check the OC thread. It might be a bit of a drive but worth it for sho you find.

[Lovergrrl]

Check the OC thread. Some guys have been talking about Krystal, who works at two AMPs there. Fully certified massage therapist, who will do nude B2 B and handies, but no FS. Getting many rave reviews for her hotness and enthusiasm.

Yes she is worth a visit.

[Mr Sixty]

I've posted in sgv asking about anyone offering a high quality massage with extras, but I haven't found it yet. I would greatly appreciate some tips because I'm tired of limp, overly oily teasing / grazing. I am willing to try independent / private and pay a bit more than your average AMP / aamp. I've already visited victoria love, who was pretty hot and gave a decent massage but the latex glove he was just too weird for me. I miss the days of being able to find random, independent girls on cv, thatmall or even CL. I hope this period passes and we can get back to mongering properly.

Check the OC thread. Some guys have been talking about Krystal, who works at two AMPs there. Fully certified massage therapist, who will do nude B2 B and handies, but no FS. Getting many rave reviews for her hotness and enthusiasm.

[Bro Hymn]

I've posted in sgv asking about anyone offering a high quality massage with extras, but I haven't found it yet. I would greatly appreciate some tips because I'm tired of limp, overly oily teasing / grazing. I am willing to try independent / private and pay a bit more than your average AMP / aamp. I've already visited victoria love, who was pretty hot and gave a decent massage but the latex glove he was just too weird for me. I miss the days of being able to find random, independent girls on cv, thatmall or even CL. I hope this period passes and we can get back to mongering properly.

[HowdyDoody32]

Name of girl in title.

Cathay in Bellflower, well known FS place.

29 yrs old decent body, average looks.

Looks older though. Hard life in China before coming here.

Chinese.

Nice nipples that mean old stick out when hard.

And I sucked on them appropriately.

Hair pie alert!

Mean ol hairy pussy.

And yes, I ate it. DATY, DATO, titty sucking.

Hair pie is good. Must floss now.

Great CFS. So so CBJ.

Mish, dogiie, side doggie, handie.

Would repeat.

40 plus 100.

Twerks Tue and Wed.

So much better than the 150 I spent on a lame escort recently.

[Clandestine82]

If it's a basic handy and nothing to write home about then stick with what you gave her. If she asks for more just calmly but firmly say "sorry, that's all I got" and move on. Now you know which one to avoid.

Hey guys, I'm relatively new to the site although not new to the hobby. I was recently in OC and had a good experience at this place. I had been here back in January and had a good experience, so returned. I got Lucy, attractive, 40 ish, average massage, but was very playful during the massage. On the flip she massages my legs and saw I was hard. She started massaging my cock just a little. She could tell by my smile that it was what I wanted so she proceeded to give me a HJ. She actually massaged me more after I came. I gave her $40, but on the way out she followed me and pressed me for $60. I have mixed feelings about going back and paying $60 for a HJ. Am interested in what some of you other guys think, thanks!

[BigBuddy21]

So. What is the name of this jack shack?

Its on glenoaks and verdugo I never remember the name. Only one there.

[Nutzoid]

So I was cruising around the burbank glendale area looking foe a good maasage and tug and landed on this place off glenoaks. Walk in and thr place off top looks legit so I'm tempted to turn around. As I walk to the desk (which is right behind the door) the lady looks me up and down and says hi with a smile. My first thought is yes, I got a winner. But after an amazing massage and lots of teasing. Nothing. So I tipped her for a great massage and decide it wasnt a winner. Something tells me to try it again. Boy am I glad I did. The same lady I see walking in brings another lady to my room who basically spent the whole time teasing me and gives me the best HJ ever. I even got her to accepy 30 for the HJ because she liked the buddy quite a bit. Now I go ever week and all thr girls are down so its a go to spot at this point.

So. What is the name of this jack shack?

[Member #5794]

So I was cruising around the burbank glendale area looking foe a good maasage and tug and landed on this place off glenoaks. Walk in and thr place off top looks legit so I'm tempted to turn around. As I walk to the desk (which is right behind the door) the lady looks me up and down and says hi with a smile. My first thought is yes, I got a winner. But after an amazing massage and lots of teasing. Nothing. So I tipped her for a great massage and decide it wasnt a winner. Something tells me to try it again. Boy am I glad I did. The same lady I see walking in brings another lady to my room who basically spent the whole time teasing me and gives me the best HJ ever. I even got her to accepy 30 for the HJ because she liked the buddy quite a bit. Now I go ever week and all thr girls are down so its a go to spot at this point.

Any clue as to the name?

[BigBuddy21]

So I was cruising around the burbank glendale area looking foe a good maasage and tug and landed on this place off glenoaks. Walk in and thr place off top looks legit so I'm tempted to turn around. As I walk to the desk (which is right behind the door) the lady looks me up and down and says hi with a smile. My first thought is yes, I got a winner. But after an amazing massage and lots of teasing. Nothing. So I tipped her for a great massage and decide it wasnt a winner. Something tells me to try it again. Boy am I glad I did. The same lady I see walking in brings another lady to my room who basically spent the whole time teasing me and gives me the best HJ ever. I even got her to accepy 30 for the HJ because she liked the buddy quite a bit. Now I go ever week and all thr girls are down so its a go to spot at this point.

[HowdyDoody32]

I never go to a new place with high expectations, and place like this are why LOL. So I decided to try this new place out in la habra just for the lolz. They advertise daily on cityxguide here:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/626-4...girls-12289993

Nobody spoke a lick of english. Paid and got a legit massage from a 40 yr old Chinese phatty. pig phatty oink oink oin phatty. Massage was shit, and she even asked me once, "my massage no good right?" I just kind of smiled to that. But I wanted to say, "ya you know your massage is shit if you have to ask if it's shit LOL. but she wouldnt understand me anyways so whatever.

At the end I clicked my heels three times and said outloud, "please don't offer me a handy you phatty. ". seriously i really did lol. and thank the mp godz my prayers were answered!

Which is fine because she replied to that with, 'is that ok?" which was the limit of her english vocabulary as she said that over and over during massage.

45 total. 35 + 10. I had a great LOL. about the only thing truthful in their ads are that they are asian.

As I left they said come again and to test their vocabulary limits I replied with a happy wave, a smile, and a "I don't think so. " and they continued to smile and wave back.