Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

What does the sign say outside? It says LU Massage! It does not say LU'S Massage. So, just like RunOn the Merry Punster, you are incorrect Sir! And of course Millie or whatever the hell her name is will say yes when you ask her if this is Lu's. If she says "yes it is" then she is incorrect too! She does not know the difference and most likely is unaware that there is indeed a LU'S Massage 8 miles away on Cobb Parkway where the sign above the door does indeed say LU'S Massage. FYI, you can't believe anything a parlor girl tells you. She'll tell you the moon is made of cheese if she thinks it might get her a better tip. That's in addition to "you very handsome!", "you so beeg!", "I only do this with you!", and blah blah blah blah blah.

Sir, are you suggesting I stop getting stock market tips from CAMP skanks?

[HobbyMan51]

When I walked in, I asked Millie if this was Lu's and she said it was.

What does the sign say outside? It says LU Massage! It does not say LU'S Massage. So, just like RunOn the Merry Punster, you are incorrect Sir! And of course Millie or whatever the hell her name is will say yes when you ask her if this is Lu's. If she says "yes it is" then she is incorrect too! She does not know the difference and most likely is unaware that there is indeed a LU'S Massage 8 miles away on Cobb Parkway where the sign above the door does indeed say LU'S Massage. FYI, you can't believe anything a parlor girl tells you. She'll tell you the moon is made of cheese if she thinks it might get her a better tip. That's in addition to "you very handsome!", "you so beeg!", "I only do this with you!", and blah blah blah blah blah.

[Runon99]

Nah, I save my best for those with extensive / quality post histories.

LOL. I'm grateful for the tips you've given me in the past, so I guess I can't complain now if you think I'm a Lu'ser.

[HobbyMan51]

My good sir, you seem to be cracking up!

You are correct, Lu's is not the name of the place I've twice visited. Lu's the name of the place I've been to and enjoyed.

I do understand the multiple uses of an apostrophe, but please consider what a contraction is. (insert winky emoticon here).

My good man, I most certainly do understand what a contraction is as well as its purposes. I also understand when someone is diddling with my ass!

[Petey1015]

My good sir, you seem to be cracking up!

You are correct, Lu's is not the name of the place I've twice visited. Lu's the name of the place I've been to and enjoyed.

I do understand the multiple uses of an apostrophe, but please consider what a contraction is. (insert winky emoticon here).

And what's on second? Do you know who's on third? I heard they traded the manager You for Lu.

[Niteluvr]

Li Massage off of Windy Hill Rd? You get the name?

Geez, if he thinks Li is a quality CAMP, imagine how dismal the mongering situation must be in Nashville. I feel sorry for him.

[Niteluvr]

If you tell me what your top 2 out of the 25 KAMPS are, I will type "Lu is" whether I ever go back there or not. Inbox is open.

Nah, I save my best for those with extensive / quality post histories.

[Runon99]

Just type Lu is next time, eh?

If you tell me what your top 2 out of the 25 KAMPS are, I will type "Lu is" whether I ever go back there or not. Inbox is open.

[MassageAwesome]

Compared to Nashville. Why'all have AMP Garden of Eden here. LOL Greatly appreciated the feedback and recommendations. Tried to see some of the specific ladies, of course got the "she's busy" or "on vacation" so I went with whoever was next in the line-up.

Youngs is a decent spot, they weren't busy and went with a 4-hand and I did not regret a single minute of my decision. Solid massage, great teasing and play, a lot of fun on the flip with naughty Chinese whispers in my ear, OTC play, and you know the rest. After the fireworks a leisurely relaxing rub and one kept playing with Jr who struggled to stand at attention but it's been quite some time doing two in an hour. Great place, no haggle for tip, etc.

Because one of the ladies tried to get Jr to stand up, after a coffee and a breather I decided to give Li Massage a shot. Drew a cutie who was 4' nothing tall and one hell of a caboose! Again. A good massage, light teasing, and she had to work for it but she earned her tip too! Again. Refreshing no haggle experience and I would repeat. Only downside here. Paper thin walls. You can hear pretty much everything going on in the next room.

I may have to reroute my trip back through Atlanta and try some other playgrounds before going back to the land of the "professional" AMP's.

Many thanks. SS.

Li Massage off of Windy Hill Rd? You get the name?

[Jayman523]

Decided to visit spring massage in fayetteville after reading the posts here. Neat place, clean but the doorbell is louder than the background music which can be annoying. Walls are paper thin. I drew Michelle who said she's new to the location. Perhaps I should have asked for Rosie. She's young and very attractive. My guess would be about 21 or 22. The massage itself was pretty good. Got many of my kinks out. Not as sensual as I wanted it to be but still pretty good. Very light teasing. She said she's new to the location so maybe she's just unsure about how this whole thing works. She would not do a HE. I had to DIY. She kept saying "I give you oil" When I went to pay (. 60), she asked about tip, and I told her that she could've had more (. 20). Don't think I'll be back.

[BillDavis007]

LOL,

I have been to LU's in acworth and have pretty good time. I have been to young's as well and spend $ with Anna and came out happy there as well. I have been to Lu's on Cobb Parkway and will try soon. Hope to get a good massage and rest is bonus.

When I walked in, I asked Millie if this was Lu's and she said it was.

[Street Seeker]

Compared to Nashville. Why'all have AMP Garden of Eden here. LOL Greatly appreciated the feedback and recommendations. Tried to see some of the specific ladies, of course got the "she's busy" or "on vacation" so I went with whoever was next in the line-up.

Youngs is a decent spot, they weren't busy and went with a 4-hand and I did not regret a single minute of my decision. Solid massage, great teasing and play, a lot of fun on the flip with naughty Chinese whispers in my ear, OTC play, and you know the rest. After the fireworks a leisurely relaxing rub and one kept playing with Jr who struggled to stand at attention but it's been quite some time doing two in an hour. Great place, no haggle for tip, etc.

Because one of the ladies tried to get Jr to stand up, after a coffee and a breather I decided to give Li Massage a shot. Drew a cutie who was 4' nothing tall and one hell of a caboose! Again. A good massage, light teasing, and she had to work for it but she earned her tip too! Again. Refreshing no haggle experience and I would repeat. Only downside here. Paper thin walls. You can hear pretty much everything going on in the next room.

I may have to reroute my trip back through Atlanta and try some other playgrounds before going back to the land of the "professional" AMP's.

Many thanks. SS.

[ST0808]

Huh?

Lu's =hwy 41 kennesaw, once known as who's massage.

Lu = hwy 92.

Lets keep it straight so that others know where to visit and what to expect. - correctly.

LOL,

I have been to LU's in acworth and have pretty good time. I have been to young's as well and spend $ with Anna and came out happy there as well. I have been to Lu's on Cobb Parkway and will try soon. Hope to get a good massage and rest is bonus.

[AcWorthDude]

My good sir, you seem to be cracking up!

You are correct, Lu's is not the name of the place I've twice visited. Lu's the name of the place I've been to and enjoyed.

I do understand the multiple uses of an apostrophe, but please consider what a contraction is. (insert winky emoticon here).

Huh?

Lu's =hwy 41 kennesaw, once known as who's massage.

Lu = hwy 92.

Lets keep it straight so that others know where to visit and what to expect. - correctly.

[Niteluvr]

My good sir, you seem to be cracking up!

You are correct, Lu's is not the name of the place I've twice visited. Lu's the name of the place I've been to and enjoyed.

I do understand the multiple uses of an apostrophe, but please consider what a contraction is. (insert winky emoticon here).

Just type Lu is next time, eh?