Massage Parlor Reports

[HotRoadster71]

Stopped by here the other day. Greater by Asian lady (40's) and brought to a big massage room. Opted for an hour and she gave a OK madsage but not great. She whispered if I wanted to turn over and I nodded. She gave me a very wet HJ then when it was over seemed unhappy with the tip ($50). I probably won't go back since it was very mechanical and she didn't seem pleased with what would be usual for the area.

[JayJayTwo]

Stopped by Asianna in Cape Canaveral today. Was lucky enough to see Anna. Have seen her many times over the past few years, but it's been quite a while since last time. Was very happy to see her. She is such a doll. As usual, enjoyed my time with her very much. This isn't a "wham bam thank you mam" place like in Orlando. But Anna is so sweet and nice, it doesn't need to be.

Certainly sounds like you enjoyed the experience, especially as you wrote a review of the same location in January of 2017. However, neither review had a lot of information. I'd certainly be interested in a description of the provider, a link to the location or the donation. The more details, the better! If you prefer, please feel free to send a PM. Thanks!

[TwoWheelTourer]

IDK what I was thinking. Guess since I hadn't been there in a while I would splurge. Was met at the door by a lady I had not seen before. I noticed she had larger tits than any of the other ladies I had seen there. Paid the 80 hour fee and got ready for the TS. TS was thorough and fun.

Back in the room I asked for the HJ first. No problem. But once my hands started roaming, the options started to be given. Full nude BJ for 120. WTF?? All I had was 100, which is twice as much as I usually go in with. She agreed then climbed on the table with me. A little licking and kissing, then she slid off and put her head on my stomach and started licking my head. I figured she was positioning herself that way to give me a faux job.

Lucky for me she had me REALLY worked up. No sooner did she put my dick in her mouth than I pumped my load. She took a bit on the tongue, then realized I shot my spunk and pulled her mouth off while continuing to stroke me. It seems asian women do not like CIM. She kept the bit in her mouth until she drained me by hand. Once that was done, she spit into the trash can. She cleaned me up, got dressed, then excused herself. I have a feeling she was going for mouthwash.

She came back in and gave me a decent massage. When the hour was up, it was up. She helped me get dressed, took her tip, and walked me out the door.

Next time I'll just take 40 or 50 in with me and get an HJ or 2. No more $200 visits to an AMP for a quick knob.

[HotRoadster71]

Something is up. Usual providers are freaked out about LEO or have stopped HE all together after many previous visits. There has been chatter in otown about raids. Any idea if that has or is happening here?

[Melbaction]

Today I was in the area with some free time and decided to roll the dice at MM. I drew Camila, and was excited for what seemed to be the start of a great experience. HOWEVER, as soon as her "massage" began I knew I was mistaken. She spend 10 minutes "poking" at my lower back before she became bored and instructed me to flip over. On the flip, I thought perhaps things would turn around with her open attitude about being upfront with her menu. But since everything up to that point had been disappointing, I low-balled what I had to spend and wanted to see how she would treat a "nice old-fashioned". She positioned herself in a way that I could not possibly touch her and she simply poured a bunch of oil and proceeded to crank one out and send me on my way.

In all, she looked good, and was nice. But had no interest in providing a relaxing experience that I might enjoy enough to spend more or even come back. For the same money I can be treated like a king at any AMP.

50 house, . 50 tip.

Won't repeat.

[Putzy]

Stopped by Asianna in Cape Canaveral today. Was lucky enough to see Anna. Have seen her many times over the past few years, but it's been quite a while since last time. Was very happy to see her. She is such a doll. As usual, enjoyed my time with her very much. This isn't a "wham bam thank you mam" place like in Orlando. But Anna is so sweet and nice, it doesn't need to be.

[RoadWarrior2K]

I have used a credit card for the entry fee and am charged an extra $2. I have used one for the tip too if I'm low on cash and have not been charged the extra $2, go figure.

We all know the extra $2 charge is to offset the swipe fee. Maybe they're combining the house fee and the tip into one charge and therefore paying only one swipe fee. It's just a guess but that might explain it.

[ScottyM3]

I have used a credit card for the entry fee and am charged an extra $2. I have used one for the tip too if I'm low on cash and have not been charged the extra $2, go figure.

It could also just be a "per visit" kind of thing too. Maybe not per charge. I'm sure most AMP's may be different.

[PapiGuapo]

Well I can't speak for all but a few that I know of will usually charge an extra 10 or 20 bucks if you use one for the entry fee and massage but no idea how they would work the tips. A few times if I was a little low on cash I would use a CC for the entry fee and tip in cash, that way the girl will get hers right away. Hope that helps a little bit. Play and stay safe.

I have used a credit card for the entry fee and am charged an extra $2. I have used one for the tip too if I'm low on cash and have not been charged the extra $2, go figure.

[ScottyM3]

I see AMPs accepting credit cards. How does that work? Do they put the massage and tip on the card?

Well I can't speak for all but a few that I know of will usually charge an extra 10 or 20 bucks if you use one for the entry fee and massage but no idea how they would work the tips. A few times if I was a little low on cash I would use a CC for the entry fee and tip in cash, that way the girl will get hers right away. Hope that helps a little bit. Play and stay safe.

[CaptnMorgan]

I see AMPs accepting credit cards. How does that work? Do they put the massage and tip on the card?

I have used a card a couple times before. Usually just use it to pay the house fee. Never did try for a tip since usually cash talks and is much easier to deal with when tipping.

[HotRoadster71]

I see AMPs accepting credit cards. How does that work? Do they put the massage and tip on the card?

[HotRoadster71]

Stopped by a couple times to visit her. She is very pretty and petite Chinese girl. She gives a decent table shower and cleans the little head thoroughly. Her massage is ok, not really a professional but it's nice. For an extra $1. 5 she will get totally nude and everything goes but no fucking. You can kiss her, you can suck on those nipples and finger that wet tiny box. She really gets into it and she cums easily.

I won't repeat because for a few bucks more you can get the same quality but FS at BO or GG. Also there is some drama between her and her employer. She tells me if they call to not tell them that I tipped her so much. So there is that but she leaves next week so hopefully shell make a clean break.

[Lookin3]

I found this very interesting!


RULE 14:

REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.

Please feel free to add on.

You forgot the most important rule.

RULE 15: Get your ass and $$. 4 over to Blue Ocean or Golden Gate immediately.

Truth.

[PokerJoker]

I found this very interesting!

RULE 1:

NEVER ever DFK your masseuse, in my opinion this is the most common mistake made by rookies. Come on let's put some thought into this one, let's say you walk into an AMP at 8 pm and your masseuse started work at 10 am. She likely has had her tongue up a dozen other dudes ass holes and god knows how many loads blown in her mouth. I don't care how many times she's brushed her teeth or rinsed with mouthwash, there still some type of foreign DNA stuck in there. I'll be damned if I accidentally end up with some dudes ass hair in my mouth. That's just fucking gross, and if you're into that to each his own.

RULE 2:

They are all paid cum dumpsters they take your money in exchange for you getting off. Respect fully treat them for what they are, don't be shy, don't think you're going to insult them. If you're unsure of how far your dream is going to go simply go for let your hands roam, politely guide her head where needs to be.

RULE 3:

Flash the cash, when paying the entry fee make sure they see you have the additional play money on you.

RULE 4:

Refer to rule one, that shits important.

RULE 5:

The table shower, Typically from past experience this is a best indication how far your date is going to go. If she free hands the wash and does a good job on the boys you're going to get something. One of my favorite moves is when she's squatting down drying off your feet and legs simply guide her head toward your junk and see where goes.

RULE 6:

30 min vs 60 min. Typically you get your best bang for your buck by doubling your time and hopefully doubling your experience with the 60 minutes, Think about this one it's simple economics. The retail average CFL 30 minute dream goes for approximately 6 Mario coins a minute, the average 60 minute dream goes for 4 a minute. However if you can't afford the 60 and go for the 30 always make sure when possible to whack off prior to your visit. These girls are pros, they know how to get a guy off do what you can to extend your dream. There's nothing worse than laying that type of coin out and only lasting 5 minutes.

RULE 7:

Control the clock, this is your 60 minutes. Immediately after the shower get the first pop out of the way. Relax for a little bit hopefully get a halfway decent massage and as soon as you're ready proceed to round two. Never let the masseuse run the clock down With the massage portion. This is simply time management, get the best bang for your buck.

RULE 8:

Referred to rule one, that shits important. Think about that one I'm sure the odds are slim but do you possibly want to end up with another dude ass hair in your mouth.

RULE 9:

The art of the deal. If you are a frequent flyer it's time to begin negotiations. I visited an AMP in Saint Augustine by weekly at the same time for almost 2 years until they closed. By no means was my masseuse at 10 and or full-service but she knew how to get the job done. After three months the negotiations begin. 60 to the house for the hour and 25 to my masseuse every time she got me off. That Asian MILF would earn her 75 bucks, this also often lead to my 60 minute sessions being extended. This proved to me the low-volume AMPs can be golden.

RULE 10:

The lineup, If I'm not going to visit a specific person I always request a lineup prior to house fee. I'll be damned if I walk into a car dealer and assume I'm purchasing a sports car and end up with a fucking 90's SUV. A simple hey can I see who's working today Will avoid any unpleasant surprises.

RULE 11:

Research read the forums, do your homework. Do periodic drive-bys when possible to scope the parking lot. It's a rookie mistake I often made in the beginning. A full house usually leads to a rushed session.

RULE 12:

Time of day, I have found the most enthusiastic of my experiences have been toward the beginning of the day. Think about this one are you going to work your hardest at 1 PM right after lunch with a full stomach. Do you think your girl is going to give her best Performance after fucking for 8 to 12 hours straight.

RULE 13:

Doubles, if you can afford it plain and simple do it. Them bitches seem to get in a competition with one another of who can be the bigger sluts. Mona and Yuki working alone are a solid 8 on my scale, together a 10+. It's a dam shame we will never get to experience them together again.

RULE 14:

REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.

Please feel free to add on.