Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[DMichaels69]

Excellent report! Appreciate the intel.

Report of the last few weeks in Buffalo Grove (not sure if this was the right place to post or if it should be in Mount Prospect, anyway, here it is).

Summary is that Buffalo Grove, at least my itinerary, seems to be dead zone. As usual YMMV.

Spa Lux; no repeat for me; $80/ hr; Table shower; sauna; old granny at least 50+yrs old; fully covered; no L1; mediocre massage; the table shower and sauna was close to 25 minutes and I had to leave the sauna because I was there forever; no flip allowed; Mamasan took the money before the granny walked in; I did not want to balk out since I already paid.

Althea Spa; $65/ hr; No table shower or sauna; masseuse probably mid 30's; was trying to practice her English; semi-decent massage; no rooming; no L1; asked for a tip and was upset when none was given; she was really expecting a tip with this mediocre performance.

Golden Hands; $65/ hr; Said price is $75/ hr but $65 because of first visit; fully legit; bunch of 60+ ladies waiting for massage; should have left when I saw the waiting area full of third age ladies.

You Massage; $65/ hr; No table shower or sauna; old granny at least 50+; mediocre massage; no L1.

Victoria Jacobsen; $200/ hr; outcall to hotel; very old, 60+ and not 42 as advertised; difficult on the eyes; not very enthusiastic; quite a high opinion of herself.

Should have stayed away since none of the above was recommended by you guys.

Stay safe. Peace out gents.

[DomCorazon]

Checked it out. Two women are there. A crypt keeper and the one that answered the door. Doorbell to get in, have to wait on street for door to be unlocked. Was nervous it was going to be crypt keeper for MT, but door girl was it. They have a four hand, so I guess crypt keeper would work for that one. Younger nothing to look at. Didn't look like but reminded me of Mr Castanza's Korean girlfriend. Started out face down no towel as usual. She has no massage experience at all, just hands moving with lotion. Works your ass the whole time. She went places before she got any real signs from me not including the no towel. So probably won't take them long to get busted. She's hands on, but wants 60. Again, no technique and this chopy pushing motion with her other hand on your balls. All with this look of a guy hitting a nail with a hammer with the tongue sticking out the side of the mouth, etc, etc with her eyes staring down your johnson willing it to explode already. Not worth the time or money.

[John The Lover]

Report of the last few weeks in Buffalo Grove (not sure if this was the right place to post or if it should be in Mount Prospect, anyway, here it is).

Summary is that Buffalo Grove, at least my itinerary, seems to be dead zone. As usual YMMV.

Spa Lux; no repeat for me; $80/ hr; Table shower; sauna; old granny at least 50+yrs old; fully covered; no L1; mediocre massage; the table shower and sauna was close to 25 minutes and I had to leave the sauna because I was there forever; no flip allowed; Mamasan took the money before the granny walked in; I did not want to balk out since I already paid.

Althea Spa; $65/ hr; No table shower or sauna; masseuse probably mid 30's; was trying to practice her English; semi-decent massage; no rooming; no L1; asked for a tip and was upset when none was given; she was really expecting a tip with this mediocre performance.

Golden Hands; $65/ hr; Said price is $75/ hr but $65 because of first visit; fully legit; bunch of 60+ ladies waiting for massage; should have left when I saw the waiting area full of third age ladies.

You Massage; $65/ hr; No table shower or sauna; old granny at least 50+; mediocre massage; no L1.

Victoria Jacobsen; $200/ hr; outcall to hotel; very old, 60+ and not 42 as advertised; difficult on the eyes; not very enthusiastic; quite a high opinion of herself.

Should have stayed away since none of the above was recommended by you guys.

Stay safe. Peace out gents.

[Bob521]

Thank you for your kind words. I've always said Forum members are some of our best customers. Since they know we're legit they are perfect gentlemen. They appreciate how hard the therapists work. They are generous and kind to the workers. Thank you again.

Well fellow brothers.

I have some back issues, mainly knots. The AMP girls just can't seem to work the knots out. I set up an appointment at Sunshine in Buffalo Grove.

Great deal, they have an August special. $80 for 90 minutes. I snatched it up. I bought some gift certificates also. $50 for an hour.

Met Mei a smallish Chinese lady with some power. Her elbows get the knots out and 90 minutes later, I'm a new man. Completely legit but I tipped 40. Because it was that good.

So, if you are like me and you see your favorite AMP girls but they just can't seem to get the knots out, go see Mei at Sunshine Spa.

[JustAMonger]

Well fellow brothers.

I have some back issues, mainly knots. The AMP girls just can't seem to work the knots out. I set up an appointment at Sunshine in Buffalo Grove.

Great deal, they have an August special. $80 for 90 minutes. I snatched it up. I bought some gift certificates also. $50 for an hour.

Met Mei a smallish Chinese lady with some power. Her elbows get the knots out and 90 minutes later, I'm a new man. Completely legit but I tipped 40. Because it was that good.

So, if you are like me and you see your favorite AMP girls but they just can't seem to get the knots out, go see Mei at Sunshine Spa.

[JustAMonger]

I guess none of you experienced the heydey of AMPs where they treated you like royalty, never upsold, gave GREAT service, many options, the girls were in their 20's or 30's.

As long as you keep supporting them there's No reason for them to improve. Wauconda seemed to have better options. I'm a fan of Gurnee.

I like Gurnee also. Both different but both are good at their jobs. I prefer the petite one myself.

As far as Lake Villa, (I hope they read this) They have lost my business as it's just not a good value. I am not a value monger, but damn, do the math. 45 minutes for $75 is not a good deal. AT least at 80 bucks you get the full hour in Gurnee. If you don't get shorted.

Yes, I missed the good old days.

[Walker333]

I have only ever seen the older lady there myself. Been 3 or 4 times over past year or so.

I've never seen any young, attractive talent there.

[Bryzzo]

So is there a young chick here or no? I went twice. One was an older woman with a nice rack for age. The second and final time was a grandma with sandpaper hands. From what they charge and how they treat us, they have always acted like there's nowhere else to go. I'd rather go to a ss place and have a younger chick touch me all over than sandpaper hands.

I have only ever seen the older lady there myself. Been 3 or 4 times over past year or so.

[Bryzzo]

How about Wauconda or Gurnee?

I went once several months ago, it was okay.

Wauconda is a bit far for me (My mongering time is quite limited).

[Zeuss]

The only reason I go there is. There is nowhere else to go.

How about Wauconda or Gurnee?

[Zeuss]

They're kind of greedy there that's one of the reasons I haven't been back. I was also instructed that they don't give a full hour. You get 45 minutes.

For $75. The only attraction there is that you know you're going to leave happy. You got to hand it to the older ladies they still got it.

I guess none of you experienced the heydey of AMPs where they treated you like royalty, never upsold, gave GREAT service, many options, the girls were in their 20's or 30's.

As long as you keep supporting them there's No reason for them to improve. Wauconda seemed to have better options. I'm a fan of Gurnee.

[DomCorazon]

The only reason I go there is. There is nowhere else to go.

So is there a young chick here or no? I went twice. One was an older woman with a nice rack for age. The second and final time was a grandma with sandpaper hands. From what they charge and how they treat us, they have always acted like there's nowhere else to go. I'd rather go to a ss place and have a younger chick touch me all over than sandpaper hands.

[Deezer1]

I actually drove by when it looked like they were setting up because I saw what appeared to be a white woman and a white male carrying boxes in to the location. Would also like to know if anyone has gone and if extras are available.

Have not gone, but I have seen ads for Yuan Spa. Rate specials but probably nothing to be had. If I get a chance I might try Infinity Spa in Crystal Lake to see what that is all about. Broke down and went to the harbor again.

[Bryzzo]

They're kind of greedy there that's one of the reasons I haven't been back. I was also instructed that they don't give a full hour. You get 45 minutes.

For $75. The only attraction there is that you know you're going to leave happy. You got to hand it to the older ladies they still got it.

The only reason I go there is. There is nowhere else to go.

[DomCorazon]

Have not gone, but I have seen ads for Yuan Spa. Rate specials but probably nothing to be had. If I get a chance I might try Infinity Spa in Crystal Lake to see what that is all about. Broke down and went to the harbor again.