Massage Parlor Reports

[Jokester1]

That seems to be happening at a few places. Just to be safe I'm bringing my own.

I have a regular I see weekly or so. She always takes condoms for two or three day's use out of the original package and wraps them herself to make them smaller and easier to hide. She keeps them in a certain spot that would be difficult to find--easier when wrapped in a smaller, and less conspicuous, package than the originals. Of course, I can't swear that's what happening in the instances you are reporting on.

[MobyD]

Moby told me of a real nice time he had with Cindy at her place on Colonial west of Summerlin. . 7 hr house fee for an epic warm, soothing, teasing, and very thorough table shower followed by a massage with lots of knees and elbows used and slight teasing. He said he did some OTC touching and caressing which went nicely and gave the right clues. Cindy's a cute small tight framed girl. On the flip hand gestures were used to establish needs along with the word everything. $. 3 was offered and accepted. She undressed and showed of perfect perky Bs with cherry seed size nips, which only grew as her clit swelled and a small tight tight ass. Moby said he enjoyed much soft touching, caressing and delicate tasting of all her parts. She used her mouth and wrapped him in a nearly too small raincoat, but he picked her up and laid her on the table. DATY was sweet and clean, only FOV was allowed but she really enjoyed the soft tasting and soft teasing of the man in the boat and pinching the huge nips. He brought her to her knees and switched between slowly in and out of her mouth and knocking out the back of her throat. He finished hard in the coat and continued to suck and slide until all the blood drained out and he was soft. Wow, nice time, nice nice girl. Would definately repeat.

[Searcher52]

Has anyone tried any AMP in port Charlotte area and had any luck in any of them?

[Member #6256]

On a fellow monger recommendation, I made the pilgrimage to east 41 near Wiggins Pass after dark last Tuesday night. Middle age chubby MS met me at the door, I had already decided if I didn't like the girl I would bolt and try another place. I asked her how many girls were working and she said she has two, walked me down the hallway as she called out in her native tongue. A lovely Massage Therapist named Rikki came out and introduced herself. Legs in the skirt sold me, I didn't need to see the other girl although now I wish I had just for fun LOL. Paid the Grant for the HHr and hit the table. She came back in and began the massage. Damn, she looked and felt nice under that skirt. Decent massage, on the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked what was available. Seems like the rates are getting standardized around the area with 100/150/200 depending on desired results. I can't recall the back and forth but it was a stiff negotiation but we settled on a Jackson for the BJ with finish on the bees. She came back in with the cover wrapped in foil or saran, can't recall. I had visions of 2nd hand re-use ugh. The service was good, I sat on the table while she knelt as it didn't take long for the tension release. Off with the cover and splashed the bees. She giggled and rubbed it in, proudly showing off as she put it "see my milk? Tee hee". It was pretty damn funny actually. We cleaned up, she exited while I sanitized. She gave me another 10-15 min massage which was decent.

Anyone think they re-use covers?

That seems to be happening at a few places. Just to be safe I'm bringing my own.

[Josephr9999]

On a fellow monger recommendation, I made the pilgrimage to east 41 near Wiggins Pass after dark last Tuesday night. Middle age chubby MS met me at the door, I had already decided if I didn't like the girl I would bolt and try another place. I asked her how many girls were working and she said she has two, walked me down the hallway as she called out in her native tongue. A lovely Massage Therapist named Rikki came out and introduced herself. Legs in the skirt sold me, I didn't need to see the other girl although now I wish I had just for fun LOL. Paid the Grant for the HHr and hit the table. She came back in and began the massage. Damn, she looked and felt nice under that skirt. Decent massage, on the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked what was available. Seems like the rates are getting standardized around the area with 100/150/200 depending on desired results. I can't recall the back and forth but it was a stiff negotiation but we settled on a Jackson for the BJ with finish on the bees. She came back in with the cover wrapped in foil or saran, can't recall. I had visions of 2nd hand re-use ugh. The service was good, I sat on the table while she knelt as it didn't take long for the tension release. Off with the cover and splashed the bees. She giggled and rubbed it in, proudly showing off as she put it "see my milk? Tee hee". It was pretty damn funny actually. We cleaned up, she exited while I sanitized. She gave me another 10-15 min massage which was decent.

Anyone think they re-use covers?

[SeekerMassage]

Hey mongers,

I have asked this a few times, but have gotten no leads yet. :

Are there any latin massage parlors around the area? Or at least non asian? I know of DejaVu in NFM and there used to be one at Alico /41 (don't think it is there) - both non-asian. Any others? Have never seen one.

Thanks in advance! PM if you'd like.

SM, out.

[SeekerMassage]

Saw my mailman Saturday, who passed along a report from his lawn man (who I usually run into at the Depot).

The lawn man was on his way back into south Ft Myers Friday afternoon, around 3:30, and stopped at YoYo, at Island Pk / 41, on the east side. There were at least 4 cars in the lot, which is usually a warning sign. But he figured, no way, this is August in South Fla. Those cars have to be for the tat store or something else. Besides, just like when I saw him at the Depot, he was looking to have some wood conditioned, so he went in. The place was bustling! He could tell from the doors opening and closing, fast talk, etc there were at least 3 guys there getting treatment. The mamasan (who was hot for an older asian) came out an said, 'snslk slkndi lksjjdin didudd ldndlu ii lskdndl dkddk 5 minutes". Or at least that is what he heard. So, he patiently waited.

Not too much more than 5 min later a younger hottie came out to take his 0. 5 for the HH and show him into a room to get comfy (and for him to wait another 5-10), but at this point he was committed. The fact that she was wearing a fishnet / lace cover-up with a thong that was clearly visible did help convince him to go along.

After a short wait, she came back and started right in, mentioning that everyone apparently waited until Friday afternoon to come in. Very good massage with lots of teasing from behind and then the flip. With no introduction, she just pulled down her top and said, it hot in here. What you want? So he motioned for and received a CBJ for $ with FIV and lots of wet moaning. All in all, a good time was had by all.

Didin't get the name, since the mail man was wanting to get back on his route.

Are the snowbirds already coming back? At least 3 of the cars in the lot were rentals.

SM, out.

[OneUp]

My gardener is tired of flat ironing boards, and recommendations for curves or enhancements?

[MrBill469]

... AMP 'girls' age very well. And some days, if all you want is a decent massage and standard ending, even the grandmasans look pretty good.

I agree, and I've said this somewhere before that their ACTUAL age is almost irrelevant, as what actually matters (to us, as clients) is the age they APPEAR to be. In that regard, pretty much all of us have the exact same (American biased) age "judgment", based on appearances. So, if a 65 year old Asian woman LOOKS like any of us would agree is an approximate 25 year old AMERICAN girl, then that's all that matters and if we'd report it that way, we would ALL know exactly what she looks like and what we should expect to see upon visiting her. From that perspective, the whole "Asian's age differently / more slowly than American's" paradigm can be completely tossed out the window. I don't care how old she IS, only what age she LOOKS as I'm conducting my business with her. I don't know anybody that looks at porn for the purpose of checking out the girl's age on her driver's license! If they're hot, they're HOT! That ACTUAL age is only relevant if the girl is trying to qualify for a Senior Discount at the movies, or wherever!

[MasajoViro]

I've been seeing a particular Asian lady for several years. Look at just her body and you'd swear she's in her late teens--coltish, lithe, flexible, skin like--well, like a teenager without acne. Face and body together, maybe 32-33, and cute as a button. Energy level mid-20's: wears out 2 of us in MMF sessions (though I'm 70, so not that big a deal in my case anyway). So I was pretty sure she must be in her mid 30's based on how Asians usually look a bit younger than others. Then a couple of years ago while I was helping her get documentation for her driving license she let me know she's a grandma age 56. Stunned is an inadequate word to describe my reaction. When I'm with her in her "professional" capacity, I just cannot fathom how someone now 58 can look so great...

I am young looking for my real age and she was surprised when I told her my real age. I asked how old she was. She said "You never ask girl her age". I coaxed her into it, thinking she was probably 35 at most. She looks about 28 - 32. Quite attractive. Damn, if she didn't say she's the big 5-0! Holy shit she looks good!

Yes, it is always amazing how young some of the Chinese women look. But, you're also looking at a subset of the population--statistically, the ones that can 'market' their charms; the survival of the fittest, if you will. Having been to China--and many large cities with Chinatowns--I can assure you the general population, while young-ish compared to out-of-shape Americans, does look older as you might expect.

That being said, you're both absolutely correct: the AMP 'girls' age very well. And some days, if all you want is a decent massage and standard ending, even the grandmasans look pretty good.

[Josephr9999]

Sunday late night meant there was more tension to be expressed. Took a recommendation from one of you horny bastards and stopped by the QQ an hour after dark. Enter and an "ok" looking gal comes out and ask if I want massage so I opt for the half hour. She directs me into the first room to have a chair, the table has dirty linens and I can barely understand what she's telling me. She says "I go change room". I thought she wanted me to get ready in the room, she leaves so I empty my pockets and kick off my shoes and sit in the chair. Decided against undressing because I wasn't getting on that dirty table. I can hear her talking to another monger as he exits in the hallway. The door opens, I didn't have my glasses on so wasn't sure but I think it was a different younger girl. She leads me into the next room over and leaves again. The bell must have rang 3 times while I was there. These girls are like an assembly line. First girl re-enters and I'm backside up on the table. Her name is Judy. She begins a slow touch with a little massage and has me flip in short order. There's no pretense. Asks what I want. I ask what is available. She says depends on how much you tip. Opted for the verbal massage with FIV for 100 tip. She comes back with a cover wrapped in tin foil. What the hell? Are they re-using them? Didn't last long, then she massaged my shoulders a bit. I was in and out in 20 minutes. I asked if I could meet the other girl in case I came back during the week, her engrish sucked until I finally figured out she kept saying "She biddy, customer in dere". Whatever. Rub, release, wash, and walk out. Oh, after the session she just straightened up the linens and didn't change them out. That's a pretty disgusting thought. If they stay that "biddy" those girls are going to wear out fast but will be walking wealth in short order.

[SrGuy]

Where is this?

She's on Boy Scout.

[LtAtlas]

Thanks for the tip. Very accurate if a bit incomplete. Asked for Lucy based on your review, also almost bounced when confronted with a 2-bagger but thought "What the hell?" The next surprise: no negotiations, no pretense of a massage, just clothes on the floor and serious DFK. You described the rest perfectly. Offered a $ tip at the end, added. 2 at her request and left with both of us happy.

An added note: Lucy is a California girl, born and raised in LA so there are no communication problems.

Where is this?

[Jokester1]

I trekked back a few days later to J&C on Pine Ridge with determination to explore the full effects. Same girl with same tough negotiations. House took the hour fee and settled on FS for 180. Got to talking with Sasha who said the girl I saw last year "Jasmine" doesn't work there anymore. She said she (Sasha) goes to NYC occasionally. Misses the authentic Chinese food. She also complimented me on my "big tree". LOL Those comments rang a bell with me. Jasmine said the same thing last year! I didn't call her out, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's the same girl who changed her name. I am young looking for my real age and she was surprised when I told her my real age. I asked how old she was. She said "You never ask girl her age". I coaxed her into it, thinking she was probably 35 at most. She looks about 28 - 32. Quite attractive. Damn, if she didn't say she's the big 5-0! Holy shit she looks good! The service was good, a bit business-like but definitely a good time. She came back with the cover in tin foil. What's up with that? She laid back on the table while I massaged up and in with the little soldier at full salute, lasted about 16.83 seconds this time. Pulled back the cover to express the tension and she reached out while the expression was erupting and, well, let's just say be careful where you step if you go there. She said "No worry, I clean it up. You lay down I massage you more".

I've been seeing a particular Asian lady for several years. Look at just her body and you'd swear she's in her late teens--coltish, lithe, flexible (you can fully double her back with her heels on your shoulders in MISH), skin like--well, like a teenager without acne. Face and body together, maybe 32-33, and cute as a button. Energy level mid-20's: wears out 2 of us in MMF sessions (though I'm 70, so not that big a deal in my case anyway). So I was pretty sure she must be in her mid 30's based on how Asians usually look a bit younger than others. Then a couple of years ago while I was helping her get documentation for her driving license she let me know she's a grandma age 56. Stunned is an inadequate word to describe my reaction.

When I'm with her in her "professional" capacity, I just cannot fathom how someone now 58 can look so great. She attributes it to no alcohol, normally eating a healthy diet, and very limited exposure to the sun. I teased her that semen is a youth serum. She wrinkled her nose and responded "Taste like medicine. " But I actually think witchcraft must be involved in some way.

[Josephr9999]

I trekked back a few days later to J&C on Pine Ridge with determination to explore the full effects. Same girl with same tough negotiations. House took the hour fee and settled on FS for 180. Got to talking with Sasha who said the girl I saw last year "Jasmine" doesn't work there anymore. She said she (Sasha) goes to NYC occasionally. Misses the authentic Chinese food. She also complimented me on my "big tree". LOL Those comments rang a bell with me. Jasmine said the same thing last year! I didn't call her out, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's the same girl who changed her name. I am young looking for my real age and she was surprised when I told her my real age. I asked how old she was. She said "You never ask girl her age". I coaxed her into it, thinking she was probably 35 at most. She looks about 28 - 32. Quite attractive. Damn, if she didn't say she's the big 5-0! Holy shit she looks good! The service was good, a bit business-like but definitely a good time. She came back with the cover in tin foil. What's up with that? She laid back on the table while I massaged up and in with the little soldier at full salute, lasted about 16.83 seconds this time. Pulled back the cover to express the tension and she reached out while the expression was erupting and, well, let's just say be careful where you step if you go there. She said "No worry, I clean it up. You lay down I massage you more".