Massage Parlor Reports

**Josephr9999** · 08-02-18 19:25

I trekked back a few days later to J&C on Pine Ridge with determination to explore the full effects. Same girl with same tough negotiations. House took the hour fee and settled on FS for 180. Got to talking with Sasha who said the girl I saw last year "Jasmine" doesn't work there anymore. She said she (Sasha) goes to NYC occasionally. Misses the authentic Chinese food. She also complimented me on my "big tree". LOL Those comments rang a bell with me. Jasmine said the same thing last year! I didn't call her out, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's the same girl who changed her name. I am young looking for my real age and she was surprised when I told her my real age. I asked how old she was. She said "You never ask girl her age". I coaxed her into it, thinking she was probably 35 at most. She looks about 28 - 32. Quite attractive. Damn, if she didn't say she's the big 5-0! Holy shit she looks good! The service was good, a bit business-like but definitely a good time. She came back with the cover in tin foil. What's up with that? She laid back on the table while I massaged up and in with the little soldier at full salute, lasted about 16.83 seconds this time. Pulled back the cover to express the tension and she reached out while the expression was erupting and, well, let's just say be careful where you step if you go there. She said "No worry, I clean it up. You lay down I massage you more".

**Josephr9999** · 08-02-18 17:47

Just returned from a couple weeks of are&are dreams in SWFL. So many places, so little time, so little funds. I'll give a review of each.

#1 After arrival two days earlier, I made the Saturday morning trek to Pine Ridge across from the fire hall. Visited it last year and had a very nice session so figured the old standby would be first. I was greeted by a very attractive early 30's looking girl named Sasha. Paid for the hour and assumed the position. She went to work and so did I. She giggled and said "We have plenty time, you want now or later? Hmmmmm later I guess so I enjoyed the rub. On flip, negotiations were tough. She said 100 for topless HE 150 CBJ or 200 FS. I opted for the CBJ at the bargain price of 120 and she left, requested I tip beforehand and then pulled out saran wrap and went to town. Yea saran wrap. Weird. I lasted all of 12.4 seconds and it was over. She cleaned up and then gave more massage. Out in a little under an hour.

**MasajoViro** · 08-01-18 20:46

You may be picking a good time for recon: the old snowbirds aren't here yet and you might find better prices right now by shopping around. It will be interesting to hear what you turn up. Good Luck!

Originally Posted by PNR2004 [View Original Post]

I am a snow bird that will be spending some of the winter months in SWFL. I will be in the area later this month to do some recon. No snow up here but that is another story. If anyone can help with a recommendation to a fellow monger it would be appreciated. I have read some of the reviews and I am not that familiar with geography. I post regularly in southeastern wisconsin and hope to do so once I get situated in the sunshine state.

**PNR2004** · 08-01-18 16:45

I am a snow bird that will be spending some of the winter months in SWFL. I will be in the area later this month to do some recon. No snow up here but that is another story. If anyone can help with a recommendation to a fellow monger it would be appreciated. I have read some of the reviews and I am not that familiar with geography. I post regularly in southeastern wisconsin and hope to do so once I get situated in the sunshine state.

**OneUp** · 08-01-18 15:27

Met a fisherman on the Naples beach who said classic asian is now reopened after being closed for over a month. He said he received superb massage. Also visited the AMP couple building east of it, massage not so great but lady was friendly. Aside from the being tired of the red-tide taking a toll on the fish he also said he's tired of seeing ironing boards and wondered if there are any AMP ladies in area with great cleavage and behind worth seeing,?

**AsianLever** · 07-21-18 19:57

Across from Luigi's pizza by another sub / pizza shop on the east trail. I stopped by there on my last two business trips, and the gals were pretty but busy both times. First time I noticed see through curtains which made me VERY doubtful that extras were available. Last time this year I saw darker curtains which gave me hope! My next trip, hurricanes permitting, is in the fall. I stay nearby in a cheaper but clean hotel so it sure would be convenient. !

**SrGuy** · 07-21-18 11:12

Originally Posted by MotherFucker [View Original Post]

I couldn't get in touch with the girl I was looking forward to meeting, so I decided to swing by my favorite AMP while I was in town (across from the car dealership). My favorite Candy wasn't there anymore, and I almost bounced, but Lucy told me she'd take good care of me. It's a good thing I wasn't there for a massage because it wasn't five minutes before we were making out like teenagers. Lucy is a bit skinny for me, but she has great (enhanced) tits and more than made up for the lack of ass with what may well have been the best BBBJ / cim I've ever had at an AMP. Rates are pretty much standardized, so no surprises there. I know a lot more was on the menu, and I'll almost certainly be back to sample it.

Thanks for the tip. Very accurate if a bit incomplete. Asked for Lucy based on your review, also almost bounced when confronted with a 2-bagger but thought "What the hell?" The next surprise: no negotiations, no pretense of a massage, just clothes on the floor and serious DFK. You described the rest perfectly. Offered a $ tip at the end, added. 2 at her request and left with both of us happy.

An added note: Lucy is a California girl, born and raised in LA so there are no communication problems.

**Jokester1** · 07-21-18 05:10

Originally Posted by MasajoViro [View Original Post]

You made a pretty good choice and thanks for your good review. My electrician has been there numerous times. Also, consider trying out the AMP in Wiggins Crossing Plaza, just south of Wiggins Pass and 41 on the east side of the highway. They have a nice table shower, too.

LOL, if she told you her real name you probably couldn't pronounce it anyway. I've often wondered what the most popular 'stage name' the AMP girls use actually is: 'Lisa' is popular. 'Jenny' or 'Coco' or 'Angie' -- anything that makes them sound like a young spinner, I guess. Never a 'Bertha' or 'Margaret' or 'Esther' to be found...

Of course, among Koreans, there's the ever popular "Kim. " Very common family name there--an old saying goes: "Throw a stone in the air, and it will land on a Kim, Pak (Park), or Yi (Lee). ".

I've run into a few "Sandys" recently--maybe it's catching on in Asian circles. More unusual ones I've encountered include "Coffee" and "Bert. " With "Bert," I certainly checked to make certain there weren't any extra appendages before proceeding with the activities. I'm currently under the spell of a "Lulu" up here in Maryland. Not at all an attractive name, and certainly not in tune with her appearance or skills.

**MasajoViro** · 07-20-18 19:58

Originally Posted by InItForFun [View Original Post]

Am in town for some are&are so I visited the Q&Q in a dream to help recharge my batteries. While in my dream entered the small storefromt and was welcomed by a mid 20's Asian lady...

You made a pretty good choice and thanks for your good review. My electrician has been there numerous times. Also, consider trying out the AMP in Wiggins Crossing Plaza, just south of Wiggins Pass and 41 on the east side of the highway. They have a nice table shower, too.

Originally Posted by InItForFun [View Original Post]

Did not catch her name if she even said it.

LOL, if she told you her real name you probably couldn't pronounce it anyway. I've often wondered what the most popular 'stage name' the AMP girls use actually is: 'Lisa' is popular. 'Jenny' or 'Coco' or 'Angie' -- anything that makes them sound like a young spinner, I guess. Never a 'Bertha' or 'Margaret' or 'Esther' to be found...

**InItForFun** · 07-19-18 20:20

Am in town for some are&are so I visited the Q&Q in a dream to help recharge my batteries. While in my dream entered the small storefromt and was welcomed by a mid 20's Asian lady. Dreamed of a half hr visit for. 5. Started normal chit chat and rub began. Sleeping on my stomach she started the typical neck and shoulders. Within 2 minutes she was straddling my head (I was face down) and rubbing my legs. Since I was in town I figured to go exploring and was givin free reign to roam. She made sure the boys were well and good by continually rubbing them. 15 minutes in comes the flip and within 1 minute she ask if I want a tug. I say I want it all. In dream she say $$. I said I only keep 1. 6 when sleeping and she smiled and said okay. Quick exchange and she leaves and comes back with standard sleeping items. She works some more to make sure sleeping cap is ready to be put on and I fall deeper into dream. Starts normal with me on top bunk but then I move to behind to dream of beautiful sights. With each movement she gasp and seemed to be having sweet dreams too but we know how that works. Bed was extremely snug to sleep in and fit just right. After a strong finish the saying of you need to more release, you full comes out of mouth and makes me chuckle. Was a nice dream and finally woke up. Took water, talked for 5 minutes or so about her and where she is from (China). She seemed to want to keep talking but I had a vacation to finish. Would repeat if was here more. Not best I've had but she was one of nicest I have seen. Did not catch her name if she even said it. Hope this helps out. Be careful out there, catch you on the flip side.

**MotherFucker** · 07-19-18 13:35

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

Up in Fort Myers correct?

Yep, near Page Field.

**PorkSword** · 07-19-18 09:00

Originally Posted by MotherFucker [View Original Post]

I couldn't get in touch with the girl I was looking forward to meeting, so I decided to swing by my favorite AMP while I was in town (across from the car dealership). My favorite Candy wasn't there anymore, and I almost bounced, but Lucy told me she'd take good care of me. It's a good thing I wasn't there for a massage because it wasn't five minutes before we were making out like teenagers. Lucy is a bit skinny for me, but she has great (enhanced) tits and more than made up for the lack of ass with what may well have been the best BBBJ / cim I've ever had at an AMP. Rates are pretty much standardized, so no surprises there. I know a lot more was on the menu, and I'll almost certainly be back to sample it.

Up in Fort Myers correct?

**MotherFucker** · 07-19-18 07:53

I couldn't get in touch with the girl I was looking forward to meeting, so I decided to swing by my favorite AMP while I was in town (across from the car dealership). My favorite Candy wasn't there anymore, and I almost bounced, but Lucy told me she'd take good care of me. It's a good thing I wasn't there for a massage because it wasn't five minutes before we were making out like teenagers. Lucy is a bit skinny for me, but she has great (enhanced) tits and more than made up for the lack of ass with what may well have been the best BBBJ / cim I've ever had at an AMP. Rates are pretty much standardized, so no surprises there. I know a lot more was on the menu, and I'll almost certainly be back to sample it.

**SeekerMassage** · 07-16-18 14:47

Quote Originally Posted by MrLucky [View Original Post]
Be in area next week, wondered where the best AMP is in Naples.

Originally Posted by MasajoViro [View Original Post]

EDIT: your post history asks this question on the Ft Myers board over and over and over. Perhaps you could give us a list of *where* you've been in the area (reviews are nice!) and that would save folks from repeating what you already know? You're also more likely to get a response to your question if you reciprocate with some reviews. Not trying to be harsh...

Good advice given! Better to give than to receive. I'm not Mr. Perfect etc, but 9 out of 10 of your last posts are asking the same question, in at least 5 different cities. Pretty sure there are some that avoid giving out their best locations, particularly to our snow-bird brothers, many of whom come down and drive up the prices. Just sayin'! When you find the best, let us know! Its all in fun, brother. SM, out.

**MasajoViro** · 07-16-18 13:20

Originally Posted by MrLucky [View Original Post]

Be in area next week, wondered where the best AMP is in Naples.

There are so many, it would be hard to say which one is "best. " My electrician told me some folks have favorites, others constantly shop around.

What are you looking for? What part of town (north, south)? Do you like a table shower? Decent massage with, perhaps, standard HJ ending? Massage with a view? Don't care about massage, just full service?

Pretty much all of the above is available in the AMP scene, in various combinations. Non-Asian, not so much.

EDIT: your post history asks this question on the Ft Myers board over and over and over. Perhaps you could give us a list of *where* you've been in the area (reviews are nice!) and that would save folks from repeating what you already know? You're also more likely to get a response to your question if you reciprocate with some reviews. Not trying to be harsh...