General Reports

**Member #5794** · 08-14-18 21:34

So, I had very low hopes for the new website that rhymes with twitter.

First off, the idea that I see ads of girls offering to fuck armadillos in lubbock is a waste of time. Mongering is not like fucken poker, the penis and other pursuits that get in the way of mongering do not lend themselves to wasted time as a monger.

The website forces you to search for los angeles in the same way as #hairybush or #metoo. Wrong.

Back page was great because it was listed by city. So the engineering on the new site is a joke.

Well, anyhow, I am seeing a string of ads in L. A. For mickey moon, safya storm, and a few others, and they are recurring. So I text the one for mickey moon, cause I guess I should be sticking my cock up a Singapore girl's ass on a Sunday.

What I get back is a text from a screener who screens for a bunch of gals on the site. I think I may have passed the screening, which involved a war and peace text session with a screener who is the only person in l. A. Who knows more providers than me. As to her iq as compared to mine, well, it is not cloase.

After working through her impairments and progressing through the process, I asked for a rate card on these gals.

It was 500 dollars and up for a bunch of nonsense girls.

Needless to say, if I am going to throw down 500, I will fuck crystallangels, thank you very much.

You must be shwittering me.

**Paulie69** · 08-08-18 01:01

Originally Posted by GoodBoy88 [View Original Post]

It's not really a matter of reliable, that place just has images and numbers. They don't verify the person actually exist or anything. She has no reviews anywhere that I was able to find, seems like you'll just have to call her and use your instincts to decide if she's worth trying to book with. If she doesn't personally pick up the phone though I wouldn't bother. No way I would book just by text or through a Booker with no reviews.

Good to know, especially being a newbie at this.

**Joey 47** · 08-06-18 18:37

Was wondering if any could point me in the direction of any msog girls in Los Angeles be it an race ethnicity non-pro civvies or pros and SW's.

**LABaby213** · 08-05-18 04:46

Originally Posted by Howie [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

How reliable is the website GFE Monkey? Saw this profile of Jenny and wow she is hot.

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/j...1e539c15de3dfb

Really tempted to give her a try. Any feedback appreciated.

Thanks. Howie.

From experience with these type of ads, the girl is usually different from the posted pics due to security reasons. Usually Hit or Miss, I usually pursue ladies that show pictures of themselves in a "commercial" habitat like motel bathrooms and such.

**GoodBoy88** · 08-05-18 00:56

Originally Posted by Howie [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

How reliable is the website GFE Monkey? Saw this profile of Jenny and wow she is hot.

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/j...1e539c15de3dfb

Really tempted to give her a try. Any feedback appreciated.

Thanks. Howie.

It's not really a matter of reliable, that place just has images and numbers. They don't verify the person actually exist or anything. She has no reviews anywhere that I was able to find, seems like you'll just have to call her and use your instincts to decide if she's worth trying to book with. If she doesn't personally pick up the phone though I wouldn't bother. No way I would book just by text or through a Booker with no reviews.

**OCpyro** · 08-04-18 16:15

Originally Posted by Desinoah [View Original Post]

I am visiting the US for few weeks and wanted to know tablet / lotion which are available over the counter in CVS / Walgreens for longer duration of pleasure. Thanks in advance!

Not otc, but if you can get your hands on some pain killers, they do the trick.

**Howie** · 08-04-18 15:36

Hey guys,

How reliable is the website GFE Monkey? Saw this profile of Jenny and wow she is hot.

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/j...1e539c15de3dfb

Really tempted to give her a try. Any feedback appreciated.

Thanks. Howie.

**ThikBBHunter** · 08-04-18 12:17

Originally Posted by HeartofaLion [View Original Post]

Hey y'all. My friend Tiffany needs some help to meet some ends.

If any of you want to help her out, send me a PM and I will gladly pass you her info.

She is in Los Angeles area, south central area.

Now, for those who knows me here, you know I am someone you can trust. So, feel ok to contact her.

Hit me up and I'll pass on her digits.

I've sent you a PM yesterday but you haven't responded yet. I'd like to help her out and have some time this weekend but need the digits to contact her. PM me back.

**HeartofaLion** · 08-03-18 21:16

Hey y'all. My friend Tiffany needs some help to meet some ends.

If any of you want to help her out, send me a PM and I will gladly pass you her info.

She is in Los Angeles area, south central area.

Now, for those who knows me here, you know I am someone you can trust. So, feel ok to contact her.

Hit me up and I'll pass on her digits.

**Socalasian** · 07-13-18 19:02

KY Duration spray or gel and Trojan Extended Pleasure if you're going to use condoms. Both will help.

Happy Hunting!

SoCal.

**Desinoah** · 07-11-18 23:03

I am visiting the US for few weeks and wanted to know tablet / lotion which are available over the counter in CVS / Walgreens for longer duration of pleasure. Thanks in advance!

**Oc Amper** · 07-10-18 19:09

Originally Posted by LikesTheThrill [View Original Post]

SO my work has me heading that way to spend a few days in the Ontario area next week and I am looking to see where I should look for some quality entertainment for a night.

I have my own transpo and would prefer to either go pick someone up and bring them back to my room or have someone outcall to me that isn't a scammer / B&S.

Any suggestions you guys can provide would be much appreciated!

Thanks,

-L.

Bring someone back to the room, haha. Looking to live dangerously. Chicks are famous for leaving something behind, for the other woman to find. Better off going to an incall.

**BigBadNut** · 07-10-18 16:52

For those looking for the missing BP action. Have yet to test the contents but worth a try.

**Member #5794** · 07-09-18 18:39

Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]

Hmm, kind of torn. For 500 what I am looking for is an hour of dickwork with high energy. The girls at crystallangels are not totally predictable. I am looking for some of those old reviews to see if she does the whole thing very well.

I got a pm saying that Carla was starting to show some miles and is not as GFE as she used to be. The MSOG thing is done for and she does not trim the bushes.

**Member #5794** · 07-08-18 12:50

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

If you're into sultry Italian blondes then yeah, she's worth it.

She ain't a 20 yo anymore, but IMHO she still looks like a million bucks. And the accent is sexy af.

Hmm, kind of torn. For 500 what I am looking for is an hour of dickwork with high energy. The girls at crystallangels are not totally predictable. I am looking for some of those old reviews to see if she does the whole thing very well.