Massage Parlor Reports

**VChase** · 07-27-18 10:21

Gents,

Been trying to see these ladies based on their reviews for about a month now. They'll text with me a bit and then go silent. I even scheduled with sharon but she never responded with address. Alexa asked me my name and race and went silent after. I'm a white young professional so I doubt it was that since I've never hd a problem before sharing this info. Is there a secret code word or alias I should be using?

Are these ladies worth the hassle, is there better out there I should be aware of. Any tips are appreciated.

Safe Journeys,

Vance.

**VChase** · 07-27-18 10:14

Gentlemen,

Had the pleasure of trying something different this week and went to a KMP for a relaxing dream. I show up and encounter the standard two door entrance and ring the bell once inside. I'm greeted by a beauty named Linda. She was a petite, elegant little thing with some lovely Cs with some noticeably perky nips poking them her top. She had to have been in her 40's but looked great and I'm picky. She walks me to a room in the back and asks all the standard questions, "ofcourse, I've been here. I visit whenever I'm in town. ".

Pay the house. 8 (ouch) and get comfy.

She asks if I want the shower and I request I get it after since I had just taken one. She starts a LT Massage on my shoulders and I can't help caressing those lovely legs so she quickly makes it known that she likes it and whispers in my ear. I'll spare the details but there is a menu.

I enjoyed myself but it did hurt me more than I'd care to part with. Damn that little head of mine. I tipped an additional. 8 + . 25 GC for a great tantalizing ending.

While in the shower I did see one other provider form behind the curtain, she looked bustier but couldn't see her face.

I would come here again in a pinch but could have gotten more from younger had I gone to MD.

Pleaseant Dreams,

Vance.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-26-18 17:44

Originally Posted by Lohkey [View Original Post]

Just take the ride to. Greenbelt md. Avoid this area. Been let down too many times.

It's called that for a reason. Northern VA is mostly just jack shacks. If you're wanting FS and other similar extras. Greenbelt will take care of your needs at a much cheaper price and with much usually younger girls. It isn't to say finding it in VA is impossible. But it's definitely going to cost you more time, money, and effort than it would to just hit up Cherry or RSun.

Sometimes I just want that. So I make the journey to md. But sometimes I need a good massage and the stress relief that follows with ST.

That being said. Quality of massage is what you should be looking for if you're talking NOVA. And I wanted to give a shout out to FW in Franconia. Had a dream a few nights ago and let me tell ya I had stopped dreaming of this place a while back because the service and quality dropped immensely which was a shame because the location was convenient for me. However since Joy has returned with her new crew. She has breathed new life into the joint and put this place back on the radar. In my dream I was massaged by a girl named Kay. I haven't had a quality muscle rub like that in a long time. Attention to detail on every joint and tendon. Not too soft, not too hard. Perfection. These ladies are trained or at least can pass as certified. Flip was above a NOVA standard with some roaming allowed. She was pretty and had enough technique to make me pop. Highly recommend, as long as this kind of service exist I will be repeating again and again.

**VAmongerman** · 07-26-18 10:24

Originally Posted by Geeker [View Original Post]

Any recommendations on who to see at Crystal therapy?

I've been twice, about a year ago. Unless things have changed, they are cute girls but nothing beyond massage. Like QQ you are enticed by suggestive ads, but don't expect anything else.

Vam.

**Lohkey** · 07-26-18 05:48

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

The search continues. LOL.

Just take the ride to. Greenbelt md. Avoid this area. Been let down too many times.

**Geeker** · 07-26-18 01:57

Any recommendations on who to see at Crystal therapy?

**Bunker Buster** · 07-25-18 14:32

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Been dozens of times. Massage is good but they are strictly massage. No extras, they are self aware, they tease to entice you to keep coming back thinking you'll strike gold next time. But don't waste your effort. Or your cash.

The search continues. LOL.

**Barkeater** · 07-25-18 05:48

Well, maybe not THE best. Had some time and stopped by a place in Chantilly I had not been to in a while. Had a therapist named Cindy, who did not seem to have her heart in the game. I think that there are others working here that are much better.

Decent table massage, all the usual Nova stuff. Nothing to write home about. May consider returning, but there are many other options nearby. The mamason (I think) stopped by towards the end to check in and was gorgeous, which through me off guard. Did not catch her name.

Be safe out there guys. --P.

**Member #6822** · 07-24-18 22:47

Originally Posted by HerbB [View Original Post]

Mongers on Rubmaps noted that the menu at this place is more than just NOVA, but they do also mention the doors.

Went to this place again and never again. I scheduled at 9. Came on time the girl made me wait 40 minutes and say she has guy at 9. Then later at 9:40 she bitched about my tip last time which was 60 I thought fair since it was just finish and she didn't take anything off.

Anyway she charged 1. 8 for cloth off and BJ through saran wrap. Which lasted 3 minutes she said she too tired. Then she said she too tired so she did only 5 minutes of massage.

Then she proceeded to complain at me for coming in late.

Yeah never again. These Chinese people take money first then let you wait then not give you full time. WTF.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-24-18 21:01

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I've tried a few searches here but nothing comes up. I originally found the number on BP or CL massage, and called but never visited. This is the place on Grovedale.

They have good reviews on Yelp and Google for legit massages, which makes me think there's no NOVA available, but after I called the place to ask about their rates, they texted me a few weeks later to tell me there were new girls. That doesn't seem typical for a legit place.

I've hit a wall with girls I used to see from BP and their friends, and a legit massage place I used to go to and get HR is now under new management and not so legit (with a new girl I don't know and higher prices) so I'm back to dipping my toes in the MP world.

http://qq1spa.simpl.com/

Been dozens of times. Massage is good but they are strictly massage. No extras, they are self aware, they tease to entice you to keep coming back thinking you'll strike gold next time. But don't waste your effort. Or your cash.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-24-18 19:52

I've tried a few searches here but nothing comes up. I originally found the number on BP or CL massage, and called but never visited. This is the place on Grovedale.

They have good reviews on Yelp and Google for legit massages, which makes me think there's no NOVA available, but after I called the place to ask about their rates, they texted me a few weeks later to tell me there were new girls. That doesn't seem typical for a legit place.

I've hit a wall with girls I used to see from BP and their friends, and a legit massage place I used to go to and get HR is now under new management and not so legit (with a new girl I don't know and higher prices) so I'm back to dipping my toes in the MP world.

http://qq1spa.simpl.com/

**Mineza380** · 07-23-18 19:34

I dreamt I went to a place on Franconia named after a candy. Another site indicated FS was available, but after a nice table shower and massage, all I got was a handy with maybe her lips kissing my rod a little. If that's what I wanted, I'd have gone elsewhere. Woke up happy, but still disappointed.

**Andy Nova** · 07-23-18 12:41

Originally Posted by Backrub321 [View Original Post]

I had a paid subscription to RM a few years ago. The bank almost immediately suspended the card for potential fraud (and my wife took the call). A few weeks later that card was compromised. Maybe coincidence (doubt it).

Checking the other day and noticed that pre-paid cards (non-refillable) can now be used. However, RM wants not only the number, but also a picture of the front and the back as well as a photo of the cash receipt. The rate is also not as good (a dollar a day). Since they raised the price significantly a few months back it becomes less and less of a good deal.

It's usefulness is in checking addresses and recent activity, though you can't read whether the review is good or bad. Mostly check it for comparing data between USASG and RM.

Thanks for the tips. Looks like I'll stick with the more conventional sources.

**Johnnyjeffers** · 07-23-18 06:57

Originally Posted by ShadowRock [View Original Post]

Cindy is in town for another week before she heads back to Brooklyn. Decent massage with Limgam ending which was a new one for me. Not a looker but a nice lady and not expensive.

https://onebackpage.com/services/mas...-lady_i4802849

Do you know where her Incall is located? Thanks.

**Backrub321** · 07-22-18 18:35

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I have an account (non-premium member) and when reviewing the forum part of the website, I see complaints from some users about rubmaps being slow to turn off the paid subscription when asked. If you also go a Google search, you would see other complaints about some mongers' cards being charged after asking the admin of rubmaps to terminate their paid subscription. I was going to try to use a Vanilla credit card, since other folks had success in using it for paid subscription sites requiring a "real" credit card. I wish spahunters was still active.

I had a paid subscription to RM a few years ago. The bank almost immediately suspended the card for potential fraud (and my wife took the call). A few weeks later that card was compromised. Maybe coincidence (doubt it).

Checking the other day and noticed that pre-paid cards (non-refillable) can now be used. However, RM wants not only the number, but also a picture of the front and the back as well as a photo of the cash receipt. The rate is also not as good (a dollar a day). Since they raised the price significantly a few months back it becomes less and less of a good deal.

It's usefulness is in checking addresses and recent activity, though you can't read whether the review is good or bad. Mostly check it for comparing data between USASG and RM.