Negative Escort Reviews

[Altamonte407]

So, ad already seems to be gone, but I found an older version:

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...n/233176446845

Ok yeah. Obviously looks Too Good To Be True, but I figured with those tattoos, it would be hard to pull a bait and switch {Spoiler: Not that hard}.

T minus 5 hours: Me: Saw your ad online would like to make an appointment. Would you be available for a one hour incall at {TIME}?

T minus 4:50:00: Her: Sure! Hour is $180, I am at {I Drive incall}.

{Wow. Fast to respond, no prying for info. No games about location. Shit, maybe this will work!{Spoiler: It didn't}}.

Me: Fantastic. I'll text you before I head out. Will be around {T minus 60:00}.

Her: Sounds great!

T minus 60:00: Me: Hitting the ATM then hitting the road. We still on for {TIME}?

T minus 55:00: Her: Yes. Let me know when you get here.

{Shit. Professional, courteous. This will make a great positive review! {Spoiler: It won't}}.

T minus 20:00: Her: Sorry, I gave you the wrong rate. An hour is $200. Will that still work?

{Nice move. Wait for me to be on the road, then hike the rate. Classy. }.

Me: Sure, we can make that work.

T minus 10:00: Me: I am here. Where to next?

T minus 5:00: Her: Just got out of the shower. Need a minute.

{Here we go}.

Her: My room is #.

{So, you need time, or I should head to your room?

Her: Just come up in like three minutes.

{oh. Ok}.

TIME: Knocking on #.

SILENCE.

T plus 1:00: Knocking on #.

SILENCE.

{GODDAMNIT, are you kidding me?

T plus 2:00: Me: Room #, right? Knocked twice. No answer.

Her: I am here. Need a minute.

T plus 5:00: Her: Oh shit it's room #-1.

{REALLY?

SIMULTANEOUSLY: Young lady in a bathrobe appears around the corner. Oh hey, it's you! I have seen you before. She Is in there, but she is really scared.

{Yes, I did see this girl, but could not recall her name. Yikes. Let's call her Erika. }.

She invites me into room #-1 while claiming to text Gypsy to assure her I am cool.

Erika: Sorry, she is freaking out. I don't know what is wrong wth her. Would you like to see me? Or. . .

Me: No, thanks.

So what the MUTHER-FUCK? I suppose there is an actual possibility that Gypsy is indeed real and was actually so anxious she couldn't go through with it. But my suspicion is this was the most elaborate bait and switch I have ever been a part of:

- Put up an add with a tattooed cutie as bait.

- Set up appointments.

- Cutie gets panic attack and can't fulfill the appointment.

- Erika swoops in and graciously does the deed.

I swear, this shit CANNOT be this hard.

[Kingforanight]

Vino originally hooked me up with Cassie and we've gotten along fine. Yeah, her place is a dump but if you've been a true monger for more than a couple of year then you've probably seen worse and she is still hot and the pussy is quite possibly the best I've ever had. And that's saying something. And no problems with BBJ but DATY may be on or off depending on whether she's started drinking yet and she's definitely a YMMV chick. I met her last week and had a good time BUT she did mention that she made some pretty bad alcohol induced decisions last Fall and as a result will be taking a vacation with her Uncle for a while. No sure when or for how long but not showing up for her flight when the vacation was supposed to start a few weeks ago didn't help things. Agree though that on the path she's on she has another year or so of value and then her issues will probably outweigh the ROI but until then I'll keep her in the rotation.

I've seen this cassie since about 2012. Her apartment by dennys was a little nicer but there was more people near by. Her place now is shy of a dump but just decent enough to bare for a little while. This chick doesn't belong in the hall of fame or anything like that, but she is the most reliable and consistantly provider I have spent time with over the years. Most chicks don't last long in this hobby and she's been able to stay in being somewhat utr for a long while. Even though I personally think she should of left the Hobby years ago, alas here we are.

This review was a bit of a surprise to read because even in my worst visit with her, it was never that bad. Daty and BJ were always on the table. Sounds like it was a nightmare experience for you. From all the times others and myself have seen her, this was probably an off day, not an excuse for that but it's more than likely what it was. I don't think it should loome over an otherwise good provider. I will say, as much as I enjoy her company, I have seen a decline in Cassie over the past 2-3 years. A decline in her standards and lifestyle. I think she got so comfortable with me that she doesn't really try to impress me by dressing up or any makeup. Also 6 years of smoking and drinking beer every day WILL catch up to you no matter how hot a chic is. If she continues this lifestyle, she will have smokers face and voice in her late twenties. Unless she makes a change, I don't see her life improving. If you are looking to meet a girl with her head on her shoulders and who has her shit together, cassie is NOT the one for you. She is a tough girl but she never figured out how to use this hobby to be more resourceful. Hopefully she doesn't take anymore "vacations". Let's be honest, we all know she was visiting our not so favorite family member. Sorry you had a shitty time bro LOL, if you can stomach it, see her at your place. There are plenty of times where I did not visit her because of how bad my clothes would smell when I left. I will say this though, her body and face won't last much longer; eventually it all catches up. When she is no longer hot, what else will she be able to support her self with? Surely nobody here will take that role. Owell, not all providers can be as smart as Katie lovett. Catch her now while she's hot fellas and enjoy what experience you can.

Stay safe.

SDG.

[Chris5]

Because, most guy's in the hobby are White knights. They're afraid to tell the truth about there session. The other thing is, most hobbyists are nerds with no social skills. They are happy just to get some pussy.

Couldn't agree with you more brother.

C5.

[SDragonGuy]

Definitely the same lame ass chick fellas. What I want to know is who the fuck pay's 100 or more dollar's to a chick in a filthy trailer park with no AC, probably no running water, chick dressed in boy's clothes, chick who refuses to kiss, chick who refused to give any kind of blowjob, and who rushed my friend Buck out the door in 5 minutes.

This is definitely a NEGATIVE review chick. For all you other guy's who is will to put up with her bullshit and take her out to dinner and the movie's, have at it! LMAO.

C5.

I've seen this cassie since about 2012. Her apartment by dennys was a little nicer but there was more people near by. Her place now is shy of a dump but just decent enough to bare for a little while. This chick doesn't belong in the hall of fame or anything like that, but she is the most reliable and consistantly provider I have spent time with over the years. Most chicks don't last long in this hobby and she's been able to stay in being somewhat utr for a long while. Even though I personally think she should of left the Hobby years ago, alas here we are.

This review was a bit of a surprise to read because even in my worst visit with her, it was never that bad. Daty and BJ were always on the table. Sounds like it was a nightmare experience for you. From all the times others and myself have seen her, this was probably an off day, not an excuse for that but it's more than likely what it was. I don't think it should loome over an otherwise good provider. I will say, as much as I enjoy her company, I have seen a decline in Cassie over the past 2-3 years. A decline in her standards and lifestyle. I think she got so comfortable with me that she doesn't really try to impress me by dressing up or any makeup. Also 6 years of smoking and drinking beer every day WILL catch up to you no matter how hot a chic is. If she continues this lifestyle, she will have smokers face and voice in her late twenties. Unless she makes a change, I don't see her life improving. If you are looking to meet a girl with her head on her shoulders and who has her shit together, cassie is NOT the one for you. She is a tough girl but she never figured out how to use this hobby to be more resourceful. Hopefully she doesn't take anymore "vacations". Let's be honest, we all know she was visiting our not so favorite family member. Sorry you had a shitty time bro LOL, if you can stomach it, see her at your place. There are plenty of times where I did not visit her because of how bad my clothes would smell when I left. I will say this though, her body and face won't last much longer; eventually it all catches up. When she is no longer hot, what else will she be able to support her self with? Surely nobody here will take that role. Owell, not all providers can be as smart as Katie lovett. Catch her now while she's hot fellas and enjoy what experience you can.

Stay safe.

SDG.

[HomerSimp]

because, most guy's in the hobby are white knights. They're afraid to tell the truth about there session. The other thing is, most hobbyists are nerds with no social skills. They are happy just to get some pussy.

ha. Preach!

[BabyLight333]

But why the fuck are some of you paying $ for garbage service like this and review that she is good.

Because, most guy's in the hobby are White knights. They're afraid to tell the truth about there session. The other thing is, most hobbyists are nerds with no social skills. They are happy just to get some pussy.

[JMorrow]

Had a dream about latinas and cane upon this one. Don't waste your time. Decent body and figure but very mechanical and down to business. No kissing caressing and straight to average CBJ, did the deed and took off. $ hh would not repeat.

https://onebackpage.com/personal-con...biana_i4655375

[DarkManXFl]

That has to be the best negative review narration I have ever read.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...r/345091368542

Found this one on STG. Her ad was so verbose I decided to give her a shot.

T minus 24 hours: Me: saw your ad online. Would like to make an appointment. Are you available tomorrow?

Her: Sure, we can make that work.

Me: Two things. Your ad mentions your Twitter, but you never supply your handle. Also, your ad doesn't specify your donations, and I need to know what to bring.

T minus 23:30: Her: Yeah, I no longer use Twitter and I don't post my donations because "guys would never get to talk to me and find out how cool I am".

{CRAP. She's one of those $300 or $400 an hour chicks, right? I'll hit her up in the morning and wiggle my way out of this. CRAP. }.

T minus 10:30: Me: Morning. Well I need to know what to bring and I do have budget constraints, so let me down gently, ok?

Her: Hour donation is $180.

Me: That's not going to scare me away. So we are good for one hour incall at {TIME}?

Her: Sounds great. By the way, I am at {hotel on I Drive}.

{Well shit, that wasn't so bad. What could go wrong?

T minus 120 minutes: Me: Hey, I know we talked a lot today, but I like to check in and make sure everything is good to go. Also, can you confirm your location?

SILENCE.

T minus 60 minutes: Me: OK, I'm heading out now.

SILENCE.

{NO! Don't grab the keys. Don't get on the road without confirmation the date is still on. Have you learned nothing? Fuck, we are in the car now? Bail. What are you doing? Oh, we are just hitting the ATM? That's cool. But then we are going back home to wait for the go ahead right? Right? This. . . This doesn't look like the way home. No this is the way to the freeway! Goddamnit. Asshole. }.

T minus 20 minutes: Her: Hey! I am here. Can you give me a few minutes?

{Dude. You lucked out. I was sure you were getting ghosted. But don't be such an asshole in the future. Now focus on the diving. }.

T minus 15 minutes: Me: I am here. So our appointment isn't for 15 minutes. Are you asking for more time than that?

Her: Yes. I need a little more time.

Me: What time are you suggesting?

Her: I just need to grab something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night.

{Thats not an answer. Also, you had ALL DAY to manage your food intake. How hard is it to keep an appointment you made TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!

Me: Understood. What time are you suggesting? {T plus 30}? {T plus 60}?

Her: {T plus 60} would be FANTASTIC!

Me: Sorry, I am not going to sit in my car for an hour waiting for you. Want to reschedule for tomorrow?

{What the fuck, asshole? Are you really going to reschedule? Oh, you arent? You are just checking to see if she is really willing to punt on the entire appointment? I guess that's cool. You better NOT fucking reschedule, asshole}.

Her: That would be great! What time tomorrow?

Me: SILENCE.

So here is where I usually encourage you to learn from my fail. I'm not sure there is anything to learn here. I have this whole check in policy and then just completely ignored it. I have only myself to blame. My god I fucking suck at this.

[SlimShady96]

You put your cock through 13 donuts all at once and still managed to have the head sticking out the top? Is your last name Steele by any chance, as in Lexington Steele? Actually, I doubt even he could manage to accomplish that. Reminds me of the song "Dick Almighty" by 2 Live Crew with the line that goes "15 inches long 8 inches thick last name almighty first name is Dick". You should change your handle from SlimShady to Dick Almighty.

They call me tall boy, 16 oz of love and pain, SS96.

[Matt247]

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...r/345091368542

Found this one on STG. Her ad was so verbose I decided to give her a shot.

T minus 24 hours: Me: saw your ad online. Would like to make an appointment. Are you available tomorrow?

Her: Sure, we can make that work.

Me: Two things. Your ad mentions your Twitter, but you never supply your handle. Also, your ad doesn't specify your donations, and I need to know what to bring.

T minus 23:30: Her: Yeah, I no longer use Twitter and I don't post my donations because "guys would never get to talk to me and find out how cool I am".

{CRAP. She's one of those $300 or $400 an hour chicks, right? I'll hit her up in the morning and wiggle my way out of this. CRAP. }.

T minus 10:30: Me: Morning. Well I need to know what to bring and I do have budget constraints, so let me down gently, ok?

Her: Hour donation is $180.

Me: That's not going to scare me away. So we are good for one hour incall at {TIME}?

Her: Sounds great. By the way, I am at {hotel on I Drive}.

{Well shit, that wasn't so bad. What could go wrong?

T minus 120 minutes: Me: Hey, I know we talked a lot today, but I like to check in and make sure everything is good to go. Also, can you confirm your location?

SILENCE.

T minus 60 minutes: Me: OK, I'm heading out now.

SILENCE.

{NO! Don't grab the keys. Don't get on the road without confirmation the date is still on. Have you learned nothing? Fuck, we are in the car now? Bail. What are you doing? Oh, we are just hitting the ATM? That's cool. But then we are going back home to wait for the go ahead right? Right? This. . . This doesn't look like the way home. No this is the way to the freeway! Goddamnit. Asshole. }.

T minus 20 minutes: Her: Hey! I am here. Can you give me a few minutes?

{Dude. You lucked out. I was sure you were getting ghosted. But don't be such an asshole in the future. Now focus on the diving. }.

T minus 15 minutes: Me: I am here. So our appointment isn't for 15 minutes. Are you asking for more time than that?

Her: Yes. I need a little more time.

Me: What time are you suggesting?

Her: I just need to grab something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night.

{Thats not an answer. Also, you had ALL DAY to manage your food intake. How hard is it to keep an appointment you made TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!

Me: Understood. What time are you suggesting? {T plus 30}? {T plus 60}?

Her: {T plus 60} would be FANTASTIC!

Me: Sorry, I am not going to sit in my car for an hour waiting for you. Want to reschedule for tomorrow?

{What the fuck, asshole? Are you really going to reschedule? Oh, you arent? You are just checking to see if she is really willing to punt on the entire appointment? I guess that's cool. You better NOT fucking reschedule, asshole}.

Her: That would be great! What time tomorrow?

Me: SILENCE.

So here is where I usually encourage you to learn from my fail. I'm not sure there is anything to learn here. I have this whole check in policy and then just completely ignored it. I have only myself to blame. My god I fucking suck at this.

And done that. LOL. Experience is a great teacher.

[Altamonte407]

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...r/345091368542

Found this one on STG. Her ad was so verbose I decided to give her a shot.

T minus 24 hours: Me: saw your ad online. Would like to make an appointment. Are you available tomorrow?

Her: Sure, we can make that work.

Me: Two things. Your ad mentions your Twitter, but you never supply your handle. Also, your ad doesn't specify your donations, and I need to know what to bring.

T minus 23:30: Her: Yeah, I no longer use Twitter and I don't post my donations because "guys would never get to talk to me and find out how cool I am".

{CRAP. She's one of those $300 or $400 an hour chicks, right? I'll hit her up in the morning and wiggle my way out of this. CRAP. }.

T minus 10:30: Me: Morning. Well I need to know what to bring and I do have budget constraints, so let me down gently, ok?

Her: Hour donation is $180.

Me: That's not going to scare me away. So we are good for one hour incall at {TIME}?

Her: Sounds great. By the way, I am at {hotel on I Drive}.

{Well shit, that wasn't so bad. What could go wrong?

T minus 120 minutes: Me: Hey, I know we talked a lot today, but I like to check in and make sure everything is good to go. Also, can you confirm your location?

SILENCE.

T minus 60 minutes: Me: OK, I'm heading out now.

SILENCE.

{NO! Don't grab the keys. Don't get on the road without confirmation the date is still on. Have you learned nothing? Fuck, we are in the car now? Bail. What are you doing? Oh, we are just hitting the ATM? That's cool. But then we are going back home to wait for the go ahead right? Right? This. . . This doesn't look like the way home. No this is the way to the freeway! Goddamnit. Asshole. }.

T minus 20 minutes: Her: Hey! I am here. Can you give me a few minutes?

{Dude. You lucked out. I was sure you were getting ghosted. But don't be such an asshole in the future. Now focus on the diving. }.

T minus 15 minutes: Me: I am here. So our appointment isn't for 15 minutes. Are you asking for more time than that?

Her: Yes. I need a little more time.

Me: What time are you suggesting?

Her: I just need to grab something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night.

{Thats not an answer. Also, you had ALL DAY to manage your food intake. How hard is it to keep an appointment you made TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!

Me: Understood. What time are you suggesting? {T plus 30}? {T plus 60}?

Her: {T plus 60} would be FANTASTIC!

Me: Sorry, I am not going to sit in my car for an hour waiting for you. Want to reschedule for tomorrow?

{What the fuck, asshole? Are you really going to reschedule? Oh, you arent? You are just checking to see if she is really willing to punt on the entire appointment? I guess that's cool. You better NOT fucking reschedule, asshole}.

Her: That would be great! What time tomorrow?

Me: SILENCE.

So here is where I usually encourage you to learn from my fail. I'm not sure there is anything to learn here. I have this whole check in policy and then just completely ignored it. I have only myself to blame. My god I fucking suck at this.

[SevenYearMitch]

You put your cock through 13 donuts all at once and still managed to have the head sticking out the top? Is your last name Steele by any chance, as in Lexington Steele? Actually, I doubt even he could manage to accomplish that. Reminds me of the song "Dick Almighty" by 2 Live Crew with the line that goes "15 inches long 8 inches thick last name almighty first name is Dick". You should change your handle from SlimShady to Dick Almighty.

LMAO Pinoboy! I'm pretty sure he was just joking or perhaps using a bit of "artistic license" as some of us tend to do in our reports. I don't think I could get 13 onion rings on my cock much less 13 donuts! Hmmm...now I have another idea - I'll see if I can get Cassie to go to Steak n Shake! LOL

[Pinoboy]

Pretty sure it was 7 YMitch that said he went over to the trailer and brought donuts, then put it on his dick, so after reading a couple pos reviews I decided to turn up at the ole trailer and stacked all 13 (bakers doz) on my cock where just the head was hanging out, she sucked it real good BB and took direction for my boys after putting the donuts back in the box. She even let me play dirty ole trailer neighbor while we got high and had a beer (her treat), she stood in front of me and I pulled her panties off and we both fingered her to a nice wetness and I stroked my boner and asked her to kiss it, she dropped to her knees and sucked it like a good little hot trailer ****, then we fucked and it was good. I rang her up about 2 weeks ago and she was all game but then warned me she did not have AC and it was hot as balls, I asked her if she wanted to give me some car head instead and she more or less said no but the AC would be back on soon. Sorry that your visit was not up to par with mine but it's your fault that you didn't bring donuts, LOL! Naw man I can see how that place could go south and it's a shame because she could have been a legend with some more time, my first visit was just better than OK and my second was HOLY F. SS96.

You put your cock through 13 donuts all at once and still managed to have the head sticking out the top? Is your last name Steele by any chance, as in Lexington Steele? Actually, I doubt even he could manage to accomplish that. Reminds me of the song "Dick Almighty" by 2 Live Crew with the line that goes "15 inches long 8 inches thick last name almighty first name is Dick". You should change your handle from SlimShady to Dick Almighty.

[Du273]

I never said no DATY. At least for me she allows it, see my repost of my very first review of her just below for example. However, I have said she's not GFE because she doesn't allow kissing on the lips for some reason, even though she'll let me kiss everywhere else including her pussy lips LOL. Ironically, even though she's not GFE, she's one of the very few providers I've ever actually taken out to dinner, movies, etc, as mentioned in my prior reports, and she didn't charge me for the time we spent out. But the jealous looks I got from other guys and the disapproving looks from old women I got when we went out was priceless!

I've seen her many times and SYM is correct she's not into kissing but enjoys everything else I've always had a good time with her. Cool girl but yes her place has a little to be desired LOL she always comes to my place so its not a issue.

[NaughtyBoy1]

I didn't mean in a negative way SYM. It's just that no GFE means huge turn off for me. You, vino and others might have been lucky. I hear ya, She is hot and can turn on a guys look.

NB1.

I never said no DATY. At least for me she allows it, see my repost of my very first review of her just below for example. However, I have said she's not GFE because she doesn't allow kissing on the lips for some reason, even though she'll let me kiss everywhere else including her pussy lips LOL. Ironically, even though she's not GFE, she's one of the very few providers I've ever actually taken out to dinner, movies, etc, as mentioned in my prior reports, and she didn't charge me for the time we spent out. But the jealous looks I got from other guys and the disapproving looks from old women I got when we went out was priceless!