Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 07-19-18 15:33

Originally Posted by GMan25 [View Original Post]

Pleas TOFTT and go there and report back for the rest of us. That would be a great second post.

I went there last year. Nice massage but nothing else. I passed on SS.

**Smith1490** · 07-18-18 21:58

Since I had some time on my hands today and was thinking that my post didn't really contribute much, I decided to stop in. Pulled Kate for an hour as previous person mentioned that provided good service didn't start till later.

Looks were a 4, not out of shape but average and later 40's.

Massage was a 5.

Service was a 3. No teasing and other than rubbing the but not other otc was allowed. Was willing to give lvl 1 but after about 5 minutes said no thanks as I shouldn't have to mentally work at it when it's supposed to be a service.

Originally Posted by Smith1490 [View Original Post]

Been a while, maybe a couple years at this point, but I went 2 or 3 times and was never able to get any service. They definitely knew me so unless they had a mgt change or the girl was a one off I personally wouldn't expect anything there.

**Mitsom** · 07-18-18 07:16

Originally Posted by TheRedStar [View Original Post]

Where is the best place to go to get a proper / legit massage menu is not important? Or better yet best massage with extras? My personal favorite Green spa. Massage pretty good and the price is right with the extras.

Completely legit but when I want a serious massage I go to Pain Stop in Wicker Park or Lincoln Park. Deep tissue and they really work you over. The location in wicker park is pretty bare bones, semi private rooms, but they will definitely get the lumps out.

**GentleBen1** · 07-18-18 05:32

Originally Posted by RyanDiscard [View Original Post]

There's a newly emerged "Monica" discussion over on the evanston / Skokie massage parlor thread. She's described as young and has been getting positive reviews. I have not met her, so can't personally comment, but perhaps you'll find some other info there. Within the most recent 1-3 pages-worth of posts.

The Monica in Evanston previously worked in the Chinatown area. Tall, thin, long black hair, early 30's.

**HighHopes312** · 07-17-18 22:05

Originally Posted by HornyDog#2 [View Original Post]

I was wondering if she has turned up at any of the AMPs in the City. I was curious if any of you have come across a provider named either Monica or Penny in any Chicago (or Chicago area) AMP. She is thin, but not young. If yes, please let me know where. I realize that even if one of you has met a Monica or Penny, there's no guarantee that it is the same one, but I'm willing to try anyway.

There's a newly emerged "Monica" discussion over on the evanston / Skokie massage parlor thread. She's described as young and has been getting positive reviews. I have not met her, so can't personally comment, but perhaps you'll find some other info there. Within the most recent 1-3 pages-worth of posts.

**Bob521** · 07-17-18 21:05

We thank you so much.

Bob.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Highly recommend this place. It has that unique atmosphere as if you're not just another client, but a welcomed, old friend. And the actual massage is Exelent!

**Smith1490** · 07-17-18 21:05

Been a while, maybe a couple years at this point, but I went 2 or 3 times and was never able to get any service. They definitely knew me so unless they had a mgt change or the girl was a one off I personally wouldn't expect anything there.

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

After seeing a good recent review here regarding Yun Ping on Cermak in Chinatown, I decided to head there after a good day at the casino. I drew Lisa, a smallish lady (likely less than 5 feet tall). Appeared to be in her mid to late 40's, not sexy-looking by any means but not bad either. I went with 90 minutes for. 75, a great value. We started with a table shower that was good, and I thought that would lead to promising things later. However, Lisa's massage was average at best, and though I did plenty of OTC roaming and massaged her behind without her complaining, I didn't leave happy. I suffered a strikeout, which hasn't happened often with me. Maybe Yun Ping is one of those spots where repeated visits leads to happiness; I may try again soon.

**Horny Dog #2** · 07-17-18 20:56

I am going to try to fish for some info, and I am fully aware of the fact that my odds of success are low, but I'll give it a try anyway.

There was a provider at Ogden Spa in Aurora that I was very fond of. (I know, wrong thread for Aurora, I'll explain why I'm posting here in a sec). I knew her as Monica, but another poster indicated that she also went by the name of Penny. She had given me her digits, and suggested we see each other outside of the Spa. She has been gone from Ogden Spa for a month or two now, and I have tried calling her several times, but never gotten an answer or call back.

She had told me that she lived in the City, on the North Side. Thus, I was wondering if she has turned up at any of the AMPs in the City. I was curious if any of you have come across a provider named either Monica or Penny in any Chicago (or Chicago area) AMP. She is thin, but not young. If yes, please let me know where. I realize that even if one of you has met a Monica or Penny, there's no guarantee that it is the same one, but I'm willing to try anyway.

It appears that YMMV regarding this provider. When I posted on the Aurora thread wondering if anyone knew where she went, I did not get any info about where she was now, but I received less than positive feedback from other posters about their sessions with her. In fact, a very respected very senior member here went so far as to say he was glad she was gone. Yet, I really clicked with her and would love to find her again.

**OPIllini** · 07-17-18 19:25

After seeing a good recent review here regarding Yun Ping on Cermak in Chinatown, I decided to head there after a good day at the casino. I drew Lisa, a smallish lady (likely less than 5 feet tall). Appeared to be in her mid to late 40's, not sexy-looking by any means but not bad either. I went with 90 minutes for. 75, a great value. We started with a table shower that was good, and I thought that would lead to promising things later. However, Lisa's massage was average at best, and though I did plenty of OTC roaming and massaged her behind without her complaining, I didn't leave happy. I suffered a strikeout, which hasn't happened often with me. Maybe Yun Ping is one of those spots where repeated visits leads to happiness; I may try again soon.

**Walker333** · 07-17-18 17:21

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

Depends upon what you are looking for. Mei is a sweet tiny woman who gives some of the strongest massages I've experienced. I trust her to hurt me -therapeutically. For example nobody comes close to what she can do for plantar fascia. 2 hr. $120+40. Shower and sauna available. Text or call ahead. Bob or mei may reply.

Highly recommend this place. It has that unique atmosphere as if you're not just another client, but a welcomed, old friend. And the actual massage is Exelent!

**Bob521** · 07-16-18 20:53

Such a kind review! Mei is an incredible person and her skills are matched by her attitude and genuine concern for the health of her customers. I've known her now for over 2 1/2 years. Plan is to spend the rest of our lives together. We have come to understand that forum members are some of our best customers. Kind and thoughtful and complete gentlemen. They know the value of a great legit massage.

Mei and I thank you very much.

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

Depends upon what you are looking for. Mei is a sweet tiny woman who gives some of the strongest massages I've experienced. I trust her to hurt me -therapeutically. For example nobody comes close to what she can do for plantar fascia. 2 hr. $120+40. Shower and sauna available. Text or call ahead. Bob or mei may reply.

**E2304** · 07-16-18 20:40

Originally Posted by TheRedStar [View Original Post]

Where is the best place to go to get a proper / legit massage menu is not important? Or better yet best massage with extras? My personal favorite Green spa. Massage pretty good and the price is right with the extras.

Depends upon what you are looking for. Mei is a sweet tiny woman who gives some of the strongest massages I've experienced. I trust her to hurt me -therapeutically. For example nobody comes close to what she can do for plantar fascia. 2 hr. $120+40. Shower and sauna available. Text or call ahead. Bob or mei may reply.

**TheRedStar** · 07-16-18 18:40

Where is the best place to go to get a proper / legit massage menu is not important? Or better yet best massage with extras? My personal favorite Green spa. Massage pretty good and the price is right with the extras.

**Dave Dewers** · 07-16-18 11:50

Ying Ying. Petite 30 ish Firm A cups. 50 for the hour. Full menu.

Dave.

**Biliator** · 07-16-18 07:53

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Golden is not 100% solid mongers paradise so YMMV. Also, what Mandy does I wouldn't call a real massage, it's more like a enforced stretching with minimal rubbing. She will try to charge 75 at the door and then another 60 just for L1, usually 10-15 min shorted. Although she is fun to cominicate with. Oki and Belmont and Lyly'are more reliable and conventional in all respects.

Ruby, Elegant, Relax on Cermak and New Hop (esp Anna) as sure things.