Massage Parlor Reports

**Smith1490** · 07-17-18 21:05

Been a while, maybe a couple years at this point, but I went 2 or 3 times and was never able to get any service. They definitely knew me so unless they had a mgt change or the girl was a one off I personally wouldn't expect anything there.

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

After seeing a good recent review here regarding Yun Ping on Cermak in Chinatown, I decided to head there after a good day at the casino. I drew Lisa, a smallish lady (likely less than 5 feet tall). Appeared to be in her mid to late 40's, not sexy-looking by any means but not bad either. I went with 90 minutes for. 75, a great value. We started with a table shower that was good, and I thought that would lead to promising things later. However, Lisa's massage was average at best, and though I did plenty of OTC roaming and massaged her behind without her complaining, I didn't leave happy. I suffered a strikeout, which hasn't happened often with me. Maybe Yun Ping is one of those spots where repeated visits leads to happiness; I may try again soon.

**Horny Dog #2** · 07-17-18 20:56

I am going to try to fish for some info, and I am fully aware of the fact that my odds of success are low, but I'll give it a try anyway.

There was a provider at Ogden Spa in Aurora that I was very fond of. (I know, wrong thread for Aurora, I'll explain why I'm posting here in a sec). I knew her as Monica, but another poster indicated that she also went by the name of Penny. She had given me her digits, and suggested we see each other outside of the Spa. She has been gone from Ogden Spa for a month or two now, and I have tried calling her several times, but never gotten an answer or call back.

She had told me that she lived in the City, on the North Side. Thus, I was wondering if she has turned up at any of the AMPs in the City. I was curious if any of you have come across a provider named either Monica or Penny in any Chicago (or Chicago area) AMP. She is thin, but not young. If yes, please let me know where. I realize that even if one of you has met a Monica or Penny, there's no guarantee that it is the same one, but I'm willing to try anyway.

It appears that YMMV regarding this provider. When I posted on the Aurora thread wondering if anyone knew where she went, I did not get any info about where she was now, but I received less than positive feedback from other posters about their sessions with her. In fact, a very respected very senior member here went so far as to say he was glad she was gone. Yet, I really clicked with her and would love to find her again.

**OPIllini** · 07-17-18 19:25

After seeing a good recent review here regarding Yun Ping on Cermak in Chinatown, I decided to head there after a good day at the casino. I drew Lisa, a smallish lady (likely less than 5 feet tall). Appeared to be in her mid to late 40's, not sexy-looking by any means but not bad either. I went with 90 minutes for. 75, a great value. We started with a table shower that was good, and I thought that would lead to promising things later. However, Lisa's massage was average at best, and though I did plenty of OTC roaming and massaged her behind without her complaining, I didn't leave happy. I suffered a strikeout, which hasn't happened often with me. Maybe Yun Ping is one of those spots where repeated visits leads to happiness; I may try again soon.

**Walker333** · 07-17-18 17:21

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

Depends upon what you are looking for. Mei is a sweet tiny woman who gives some of the strongest massages I've experienced. I trust her to hurt me -therapeutically. For example nobody comes close to what she can do for plantar fascia. 2 hr. $120+40. Shower and sauna available. Text or call ahead. Bob or mei may reply.

Highly recommend this place. It has that unique atmosphere as if you're not just another client, but a welcomed, old friend. And the actual massage is Exelent!

**Bob521** · 07-16-18 20:53

Such a kind review! Mei is an incredible person and her skills are matched by her attitude and genuine concern for the health of her customers. I've known her now for over 2 1/2 years. Plan is to spend the rest of our lives together. We have come to understand that forum members are some of our best customers. Kind and thoughtful and complete gentlemen. They know the value of a great legit massage.

Mei and I thank you very much.

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

Depends upon what you are looking for. Mei is a sweet tiny woman who gives some of the strongest massages I've experienced. I trust her to hurt me -therapeutically. For example nobody comes close to what she can do for plantar fascia. 2 hr. $120+40. Shower and sauna available. Text or call ahead. Bob or mei may reply.

**E2304** · 07-16-18 20:40

Originally Posted by TheRedStar [View Original Post]

Where is the best place to go to get a proper / legit massage menu is not important? Or better yet best massage with extras? My personal favorite Green spa. Massage pretty good and the price is right with the extras.

Depends upon what you are looking for. Mei is a sweet tiny woman who gives some of the strongest massages I've experienced. I trust her to hurt me -therapeutically. For example nobody comes close to what she can do for plantar fascia. 2 hr. $120+40. Shower and sauna available. Text or call ahead. Bob or mei may reply.

**TheRedStar** · 07-16-18 18:40

Where is the best place to go to get a proper / legit massage menu is not important? Or better yet best massage with extras? My personal favorite Green spa. Massage pretty good and the price is right with the extras.

**Dave Dewers** · 07-16-18 11:50

Ying Ying. Petite 30 ish Firm A cups. 50 for the hour. Full menu.

Dave.

**Biliator** · 07-16-18 07:53

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Golden is not 100% solid mongers paradise so YMMV. Also, what Mandy does I wouldn't call a real massage, it's more like a enforced stretching with minimal rubbing. She will try to charge 75 at the door and then another 60 just for L1, usually 10-15 min shorted. Although she is fun to cominicate with. Oki and Belmont and Lyly'are more reliable and conventional in all respects.

Ruby, Elegant, Relax on Cermak and New Hop (esp Anna) as sure things.

**Walker333** · 07-16-18 01:06

Originally Posted by TheRedStar [View Original Post]

I don't think anyone ever got more than L1 at golden, I think she's a crowd favorite cause give you the whole hr or 1/2 hr. Mandy gives a great rub.

Golden is not 100% solid mongers paradise so YMMV. Also, what Mandy does I wouldn't call a real massage, it's more like a enforced stretching with minimal rubbing. She will try to charge 75 at the door and then another 60 just for L1, usually 10-15 min shorted. Although she is fun to cominicate with. Oki and Belmont and Lyly'are more reliable and conventional in all respects.

**Brexit** · 07-15-18 16:40

Originally Posted by AlBundy78 [View Original Post]

I went to Golden dream and I was not impressed, the massage was okay, the provider introduced herself as Selena. She was skinny and wore thick ass mom jeans. She wasnt sexy, did not have a nice rack. She offered L1 but didn't allow touching under or over. Overall I was not impressed, I will be spending my cash somewhere else.

Off I can't touch them and at least image that they are enjoying it too then it's just not very satisfying. L1 with utc and a nice tease before the flip is the most fun for the money imo.

**TheRedStar** · 07-15-18 16:24

Originally Posted by AlBundy78 [View Original Post]

I went to Golden dream and I was not impressed, the massage was okay, the provider introduced herself as Selena. She was skinny and wore thick ass mom jeans. She wasnt sexy, did not have a nice rack. She offered L1 but didn't allow touching under or over. Overall I was not impressed, I will be spending my cash somewhere else.

I don't think anyone ever got more than L1 at golden, I think she's a crowd favorite cause give you the whole hr or 1/2 hr. Mandy gives a great rub.

**Brexit** · 07-15-18 15:47

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

Just left Yun Ping in Chinatown. . 75 for 90 minutes with table shower. Worth EVERY single penny. Great shower, awesome massage, L1 without haggle. Tipped. 6 because the teasing was absolutely exquisite leading up the flip. Seriously thought I was going to bust a nut face down. Saw Amy. Ample roaming, even found my way under all the bottom layers and got no flak for it. Roaming over the top of the shirt as well. I think that given repeats, the menu will expand.

Will definitely repeat!

L1 is plenty adequate if the tease is superb first. Wouldn't last long spending more on bigger service in that case anyway. Not sure where this place is but I'm sure I'll figure it out. Thanks for the report.

**Biliator** · 07-15-18 13:59

Originally Posted by VanillaLover [View Original Post]

Was there anyone else working that you saw? How would you rate her?

There were two or three others up front. Didn't study closely once I determined who Jessica was (a knockout, in my book), but had the vague impression there were at least a couple other young cute women working then.

**Al Bundy78** · 07-15-18 09:10

I went to Golden dream and I was not impressed, the massage was okay, the provider introduced herself as Selena. She was skinny and wore thick ass mom jeans. She wasnt sexy, did not have a nice rack. She offered L1 but didn't allow touching under or over. Overall I was not impressed, I will be spending my cash somewhere else.

Originally Posted by RaccoonJoe [View Original Post]

This is interesting. I went to Golden about three weeks ago and had a session with Barbara (very plain looking Chinese provider). Barbara didn't provide L1, which was very surprising to me. She didn't provide L1, even though I told her that I've been in Golden several times with Mandy and Selena. Back then, I just assumed that Barbara didn't want to provide L1, as that was our first session and she didn't know me. But you're selling that your usual didn't give you HE.