Massage Parlor Reports

**Bismark** · 07-15-18 16:02

Took a flyer and popped into Wonder the other day for luck of the draw. I got Ty. She's a BBW. Very open menu. Booked an hour, tipped 100 (160 total). Nude, lots of roaming, an a bit more. Feel free to PM though I don't log in a lot and may take time to respond. I would repeat.

**Benz1** · 07-15-18 02:03

Originally Posted by NaperDusty [View Original Post]

Read the reviews on Hayley, I'll pay for a reputable hottie with a good history on this site. With BP being down I'm having trouble locating contact info. Is she still doing massage? Anyone see her recently? Does she have a username on this forum? Thanks for your help gents!

Yes she is still available for massage.

She can be reached on this forum.

Hayleymatters is her USA screen name.

**Bloozer** · 07-15-18 01:31

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Cool! What name is she going by now at Royal?

Just ask for Brooke. I have her digits and talked to her direct. They do keep a front desk book.

**Love The Lips** · 07-14-18 22:46

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

I found this area called escortwiz. You can browse forever in there. It looked like a whole bunch of fakes until I ran across some old Brooke of Vegas, Bombshell Brooke photos with her phone number. I said what the hell. I texted. It took awhile but she responded. I asked are you taking appointments. I got a surprising response. It was her. She's at Royal Massage Therapy 1759 44th St SE. I set up an appointment after a great text. I still didn't believe it was her. When I got there, she was waving at me sitting in a lounge chair outside. Went in paid my 60, and got a pretty nice room.

Waited awhile and in she came. Damn, it was her! Well, if you're new, she's all mp no FS. He hooked me up because of our history. She's as adorable as ever just a few pounds more.

We old mongers know her well. She'll book earlier, but she prefers 4 to 10. I tipped 120 just because.

From out of the ashes. She's not retired.

Cool! What name is she going by now at Royal?

**Benz1** · 07-14-18 14:46

A Familiar face in a safe place.
She'll give you service with a smile, plus a 20 discount with the Frenz of Benz password.
Open conversation is available with the password

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/need-...layla-12111508

**Bloozer** · 07-14-18 09:51

I found this area called escortwiz. You can browse forever in there. It looked like a whole bunch of fakes until I ran across some old Brooke of Vegas, Bombshell Brooke photos with her phone number. I said what the hell. I texted. It took awhile but she responded. I asked are you taking appointments. I got a surprising response. It was her. She's at Royal Massage Therapy 1759 44th St SE. I set up an appointment after a great text. I still didn't believe it was her. When I got there, she was waving at me sitting in a lounge chair outside. Went in paid my 60, and got a pretty nice room.

Waited awhile and in she came. Damn, it was her! Well, if you're new, she's all mp no FS. He hooked me up because of our history. She's as adorable as ever just a few pounds more.

We old mongers know her well. She'll book earlier, but she prefers 4 to 10. I tipped 120 just because.

From out of the ashes. She's not retired.

**Moonglow913** · 07-14-18 00:45

I read the posts re this place and first of all let me confirm the high cost of pleasure with the babes at this MP. I can also confirm the ladies are quite attractive (at least the two I have seen. Sorry guys I forgot both their names). I had an excellent time a couple Sundays ago with an Asian provider, she said she only works Sundays. Great body and nice breast with a full menu. Wanted to please. She did a camel toe slide to die for. Doesn't do well with English but just fine with sign language (LOL). I may not have written a review about this place but for my second visit. The second time was with a young gorgeous babe that looked like Amanda Pete with blond hair. The cost for everything could choke a horse (I had to use their ATM. Did you know they have their own ATM? I was questioning my judgment but I was glad I took the chance. I know many would never pay the freight but I have to say it was one of the hottest times I have ever had in my 35 years of hobbying. Just saying. She does have small (A's) pieced breasts which was OK with me but could be a factor for others. I know she was stoned which may have contributed to the session but man, did she get into it. Anyway, I may have been lucky – I am from out of town and have no idea if this kind of service is typical or even whether these two would deliver the same level of service the next time (and there will be a next time). All I can say is I had two great times and if your wallet is healthy you may want to check this place out.

**JmSuttr** · 07-13-18 17:32

Originally Posted by GRpal [View Original Post]

Big surprise, it's not the girl in the pics. Normally I'd walk away, but the girl behind the door was very cute in her own right so I gave it a shot. It's one of those deals where you're actually texting her "handler" and they set everything up on the girls behalf. I got the $ Nuru. It was not Nuru nor would I really even call it a massage...but the negatives stops there. The actual girl you meet is a younger 20s latina or mixed gal with a petite, no baby damaged body with beautiful large natural breasts and a nice little behind. She asked if I was there for the Massage or the GFE, I had no idea GFE was an option, apparently .5 more, but I didn't have it on me, so I had to stick with the massage. We both got fully undressed and laid on the bed, she rubbed my back for 5 minutes, legs for 5 minutes, then I flipped, rubbed my chest for 5 minutes then came Mr. Happy. She did a great job with him and I was allowed to roam uninhibited with my hands and a little kissing on her breasts. After, she washed me up and gave me a hug, no rushing even though I think she was hopping in the shower for her next friend. I was slightly misled, but overall I was pleased with the outcome! Hoping I can get back for the GFE as she looked and smelled wonderful! Hotel on 28th and Kraft.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/nude-body-slides-with-a-smile-only-100-12091353

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/nude-...y-100-12091353

Sometimes the forum filters have an issue with links containing certain characters like punctuation, number signs, etc. I manually added the open-URL and close-URL sections to help it render as a working link.

**HeadShot** · 07-13-18 14:35

The review you quoted from jayce Dragon is referring to Emily, not lywanna.

Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]

I have seen Lywanna a few times and I agree, sometimes folks have their days. I have had a couple of visits with her that were fantastic, she was fun, lively and fully engaged in the process. Kinda blew my mind on the first visit, actually. I've had a couple where she seemed too preoccupied and not all there. That being said, and while she may not offer the highest quality CMT-level massage, I would definitely recommend her just for the possibility of catching her on a good day. I know that for the price we pay we want them to be fantastic all the time, but it's unrealistic. I wish I had the time and money to spend on mediocre visits, I just don't. Still trying to figure out the best ways to make sure I have a great visit (other than just sticking with the 2-3 providers I know I can count on). Also probably not too realistic.

**GRpal** · 07-13-18 11:29

Big surprise, it's not the girl in the pics. Normally I'd walk away, but the girl behind the door was very cute in her own right so I gave it a shot. It's one of those deals where you're actually texting her "handler" and they set everything up on the girls behalf. I got the $ Nuru. It was not Nuru nor would I really even call it a massage...but the negatives stops there. The actual girl you meet is a younger 20s latina or mixed gal with a petite, no baby damaged body with beautiful large natural breasts and a nice little behind. She asked if I was there for the Massage or the GFE, I had no idea GFE was an option, apparently .5 more, but I didn't have it on me, so I had to stick with the massage. We both got fully undressed and laid on the bed, she rubbed my back for 5 minutes, legs for 5 minutes, then I flipped, rubbed my chest for 5 minutes then came Mr. Happy. She did a great job with him and I was allowed to roam uninhibited with my hands and a little kissing on her breasts. After, she washed me up and gave me a hug, no rushing even though I think she was hopping in the shower for her next friend. I was slightly misled, but overall I was pleased with the outcome! Hoping I can get back for the GFE as she looked and smelled wonderful! Hotel on 28th and Kraft.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/nude-body-slides-with-a-smile-only-100-12091353

**NoseJelly** · 07-13-18 10:00

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Oriental Massage on Breton 200 ft south of 28th Street tucked in the corner of the strip mall? Any HJ Happy Endings?

Fabulous massage. Worst HJ I've ever had! Will not repeat. How difficult is it to jack a cock?!!!! F*&k!!
NJ

**LandRover20** · 07-13-18 09:29

Originally Posted by Jayce Dragon [View Original Post]

I love that woman she is very cool to be around and she works on what you ask of her. It terms of just good personality she is at the top 10 of people in general in my book. Her skills worked very nice for me. Sometimes folks have their days.

I have seen Lywanna a few times and I agree, sometimes folks have their days. I have had a couple of visits with her that were fantastic, she was fun, lively and fully engaged in the process. Kinda blew my mind on the first visit, actually. I've had a couple where she seemed too preoccupied and not all there. That being said, and while she may not offer the highest quality CMT-level massage, I would definitely recommend her just for the possibility of catching her on a good day. I know that for the price we pay we want them to be fantastic all the time, but it's unrealistic. I wish I had the time and money to spend on mediocre visits, I just don't. Still trying to figure out the best ways to make sure I have a great visit (other than just sticking with the 2-3 providers I know I can count on). Also probably not too realistic.

**Khalst89** · 07-12-18 11:53

I gave a second chance because everyone deserves it. I thought her bf coming home was a fluke thing that happens to a lot of girls. Also anytime I don't have to pay an owner a potion of the fee, I'll usually try and give them a second chance. She's also a veteran and didn't think she'd fuck another veteran over like that. But you are right, the classifieds on here have some amazing woman, that I've seen multiple times. But there is also some amazing woman I've found off Facebook that were horrible the first visit, but I gave them a second chance and now they are in my rotation. You win some you lose some.

Originally Posted by Bronco6566 [View Original Post]

With all the great options we have why in the hell did you give her more of your money? I feel bad you lost your first stack of cash but this one is on you. Thanks for the report but I don't think anyone was going to see her based on your first report. Go to USA Classifieds and throw a dart. I guarantee your experience will be better than this.

**Bronco6566** · 07-12-18 09:13

Originally Posted by Khalst89 [View Original Post]

Avoid at all costs. She'll hustle you. So I decided to give her another chance and it was worse than before. So paid her $100 for an hour. All started ok, than she's talking about being pregnant which I don't need to know the details of, but she thought I did. After 15 min the landlord knocks on the door so I get pissed. She comes back and says they're here to fix the plumbing I ask for my money back because I'm leaving and going somewhere else. She declines to return the money and tells me to stay put they'll be in and out. Ten min later they leave and she starts again. No teasing, no nothing. She's also using a exfoliating massager on me. Doesn't use hands at all just this corded massager. She than starts talking about how the neighbor above her had bed bugs now her apartment does too. Which I would have loved to know at the beginning of the session for I could run like hell out of there. Well after which she starts small teasing, when suddenly her brother walks into the house. At that point I'm like fuck this I'm done. I thought last time was maybe a one time thing and decided to give her another chance. Horrible mistake. She doesn't use any hands she complains about the dead skin she's exfoliating off you. When I pointed out it's an exfoliating head attachment she's says no it's a massaging head. *****, I go to a dermatologist once a month for a deep cleaning exfoliation, I know what I'm talking about. But yes save your money and go somewhere else. She'll hustle you. She even promised it would be different than the last time. It was different, it was worse.

With all the great options we have why in the hell did you give her more of your money? I feel bad you lost your first stack of cash but this one is on you. Thanks for the report but I don't think anyone was going to see her based on your first report. Go to USA Classifieds and throw a dart. I guarantee your experience will be better than this.

**MidMichGeezer** · 07-12-18 06:02

Originally Posted by Khalst89 [View Original Post]

Saw their ad on Craigslist they're in Lakeview. Contemplating toftt but wanted to see if anyone has been there yet first. Also kinda sketched out about it being across from a cop shop.

Did a early walkin. No surprise that of the two girls I saw, neither matched any of the three in the ad. Someone did a little remodeling in a old downtown storefront and forgot to run the walls to the ceiling. Rooms had doors but of course that didn't stop me from hearing noise in the other rooms. Started with, "Leave your underwear on and get between the sheets", which I was fine with as I would be embarrassed to admit I had a HE from this woman. A good massage but too far for me to drive for a repeat.