Massage Parlor Reports

[Dreven71]

Rolled the dice, came up nice.

Nice low key AMP.

Older ladies, very nice. Great massage.

Playful with glutes & boys. 0. 4 for hr before 11 a.

Nice environment, friendly. Touch and feel the headlights. 0. 4 for HE. Non rush. Ask for ShiShi.

Will repeat.

[Adobe James]

Has any one been to Health__care Therpy Cent in NoHo?

It is on vine_1 and and Ox nard in NoHo. Do they provide?

I mostly hit po but wondering about other establishments.

Thanks in advance.

MrHappyyEnd had described going to a place on Vineland that was probably either Oriental Therapy or Healthcare Therapy Center. So, there's a fifty percent chance it's decent.

[Mr Sixty]

I have been 3 times in June and every time it was 40 hh /40 tip for HE. Maybe I'm not so sharp but is there more available here or not? From what I've read I want to believe that there is. I also have had Na#s&ata. All 3 times. I'm not sure if she gave me a fake name (like we do with them) because she definitely was not a top notch talent. IMHO. I'd like to experience someone else but she nails me every time I go in. Sorry I've been a lurker for the past 2 decades or so. I always was entertained by V**dD* S*d*'s posts and am not a heavy participant in the hobby but times do change. Happy Hunting!

Man, whatever happened to Vlad? He had mentioned occasionally having issues, so I assume the worst for him, but hope he is OK and having fun somewhere else. It's unusual for a prolific poster like him to just disappear.

My assumption is that all names in this hobby are fake. When there is a bust, the girls always turn out to have Asian names, but in the AMP, they are Honey, Jasmine, Lulu. Even when the names are ostensibly Chinese (Bibi, Cici, Yoyo), I assume they are just nicknames.

[PlayerN818]

Has any one been to Health__care Therpy Cent in NoHo?

It is on vine_1 and and Ox nard in NoHo. Do they provide?

I mostly hit po but wondering about other establishments.

Thanks in advance.

It's been a couple of years, but when I went, it was the regular deal. Provider was late 30/ early forty, nice face, jeans and sweater (winter visit) good massage and OK finish. Tipped. 4 and haven't been back.

[PlayerN818]

And what is it that you remember?

40/40 HH. Standard for most other places. TBH, I'll walk if a provider tries to go above 50 for a HJ. Not out of being a cheap bastard, but in the hopes the next monger doesn't have to deal with the negation bulls*t.

[ClockWorkLemon]

Has any one been to Health__care Therpy Cent in NoHo?

It is on vine_1 and and Ox nard in NoHo. Do they provide?

I mostly hit po but wondering about other establishments.

Thanks in advance.

[Bottomend]

$60. Huh. Not ready to spend that for a HJ yet. Po Thai is getting, um, different than what I remember.

I have been 3 times in June and every time it was 40 hh /40 tip for HE. Maybe I'm not so sharp but is there more available here or not? From what I've read I want to believe that there is. I also have had Na#s&ata. All 3 times. I'm not sure if she gave me a fake name (like we do with them) because she definitely was not a top notch talent. IMHO. I'd like to experience someone else but she nails me every time I go in. Sorry I've been a lurker for the past 2 decades or so. I always was entertained by V**dD* S*d*'s posts and am not a heavy participant in the hobby but times do change. Happy Hunting!

[Bottomend]

Last week, my usual spot was bumping. I love my old trusty, but there was another patron waiting when I walked in and she told me it would be another 40 minutes at least. Doh, time for a quick backup plan. I have always driven by this spot and been curious. I don't recall ever reading reviews about it so I figured I would TOFTT. Walk in, greeted by a cute middle aged woman. $50 for the hour so I opt for that. Her name was Anna. She was wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Seems by the looks of it to be our typical HE spot. The place smelled good, and was clean. There was a curtain and I got nervous, never had luck at places with a curtain, but behind it was a door with a lock. Back in action. I disrobe and lay down and she comes in shortly thereafter. Friendly, not too talkative, but her English isn't bad. She asked how I wanted it, didn't ask if I'd been there. The massage was really good. There was a right amount of pressure and it was very therapeutic. I was really impressed but also a little worried because it seemed legit. When she was alongside me I grabbed her calf and rubbed her leg, brought my hand up to her thigh. She didn't seem to mind. There was not a lot of teasing back there, but she really gave a killer massage. Parts of it down below the waist we're a bit sensual. But it was mostly business as usual and a really good rub. At a lot of the spots I tend to be a regular they do a great job of getting you pitched up and good to go before the flip. Usually with a little trip near the sensitive spots with some teasing light finger touches across the body and the butt. This place didn't do that so on the flip I wasn't quite ready. But she looked at me. Pointed at him and without words my nod was all she needed. She oiled me up and slowly and sensually finished me off. She did a great job playing with the boys and really worked the whole area. She avoided the more sensitive spots, which was kind of a bummer. She allowed for the hands to roam wherever I wanted without any push back. I slipped my hand in her jeans. And I managed to get her shirt out of the way and started going for her bra when I popped off. Overall it was a great massage. A decent finish, although not the best. I probably won't return unless I'm in a real bind because I still prefer my usual spot.

I have been there on a number of occasions. "One of God's workers" (sorry for that analogy) is the regular Saturday girl. Small but amazing. I've also been on Sunday or Mondays. A** both times. I got a chance to pull up and down clothing with her. It's only HE but boy did I leave happy. This was my secret place but I'm willing to share as I usually just partake in a nice rub and HE. I'm actually mad I haven't been with the mamasan yet. She's my demographic. Wouldn't mind BJ if I could find it along with a solid massage.

[BenderOver]

I hit this place someone was talking about recently. My first time so I didn't make a hassle about who to see. Only front desk lady was avail, and she was a 7, so no prob I guess.

40 for the 45 minutes special and I gave her a Ben. Didn't care about the bring exact change rule. I needed a good massage anyways. Hour long shitty massage. Her strong is about a medium in most books. No soft touch, teasing, or reach under during, so she really got her boring down straight. On the flip, she spent a minute doing donuts on my chest so I figured this is her signal that we're at a standoff. Someone got to make the first move, and seeing how she thinks my handsome and fit ass looks a bit too much like her uncle LEO, I had to do it. I give her ass a slight squeeze right in the middle, and that was enough convincing for her I guess cause she tore the towel right off of me and went at my tool like she was jackhammering a sidewalk. Shit when you rachet it up that tight and fast, it kinda feels like I was fucking a robot. Anyways, it took me a while still because she was zero fly zone everywhere. Can't reach under clothes and reaching outside felt like she was armored for some fucking battle and shit.

After I nut my load all over the joint, the rest of the massage was more like get the fuck out as quick as you can. No mention of my change from the Ben, so she thought her vanilla he was worth 60. It isn't. So I won't be back. If she had loosened up a bit, teased the monkey and her too stupid friends, give the starfish a tickle, and let me really fiddle around with her goods top and bottom under it all, sure I might tip the 60 and be back for more.

Here, a 40 tip would have been generous.

Sorry, didn't catch any names. I notice the other older but cuter gal eyeballing me with a wicked smile when I was walking out. One day if I'm super honey I might try her out just to see what's up.

Bender.

[SalamiSlap]

Blue Moon Relax Spa on Balboa is $25/ half hour, but you will pay $20 more in tips than the going rates. (i.e., $80/$120, instead of $60/$100)

I'm assuming your 60/100 rate is for BJ / FS. Where are you getting it for 60?? LOL.

[Mr Sixty]

Blue Moon Relax Spa on Balboa is $25/ half hour, but you will pay $20 more in tips than the going rates. (i.e., $80/$120, instead of $60/$100)

I know many parlors are hurting business-wise, so is there any out there offering a great deal? Best I can find is $30/ HH in reseda, but it's pretty mechanical, TBH.

[GanjaMonger]

I got another report for you all. These are from visits the last couple months. Probably a May and a June visit. Standard hour long for 50 if I recall. This one I wanted to try for a little while and finally got around to it and I'm glad I did. The first time I went it was a woman named Candy. Middle aged but the massage was fantastic. She really got in there and worked out the kinks and the neck and shoulder pain I've been having. She was good looking and had a nice rack and was wearing some nice tight leggings and let me have at her assets. When there was near my head I reached up and got a nice firm grip of the booty. She seemed to enjoy it, or at the very least didn't avoid it. I even got some nice handfuls of some really nice and plump lips through the leggings. Once she knew what I enjoyed she seemed to focus her attention down there with more sensuality and the gliding of fingertips along the sensitive spots. She gave an amazing massage and an even better teasing than my usual go to spots. So on the flip I was good to go and she did some amazing slow and steady work until release. She went in and around all the right spots and really took her time. I didn't go under the clothes but was allowed to roam free. I want to get a look at the goods she was packing under the sweater she was wearing though.

I went again a few weeks later hoping for candy. I didn't get her but I did get another decent massage I can't for the life of me remember her name at this moment. She was also a middle aged decent looking lady. The massage was good, not as good as candys and everything else was mediocre. Not extremely memorable to be honest. There was a little too much pressure and not a whole lot of teasing. Maybe it was a chemistry thing but it was much more mechanical. Even on the flip it got the job done but I ended up not going back afterwards. Went to my usual spot and ended up at acupressure in my previous post.

Happy hunting everyone.

[GanjaMonger]

Last week, my usual spot was bumping. I love my old trusty, but there was another patron waiting when I walked in and she told me it would be another 40 minutes at least. Doh, time for a quick backup plan. I have always driven by this spot and been curious. I don't recall ever reading reviews about it so I figured I would TOFTT. Walk in, greeted by a cute middle aged woman. $50 for the hour so I opt for that. Her name was Anna. She was wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Seems by the looks of it to be our typical HE spot. The place smelled good, and was clean. There was a curtain and I got nervous, never had luck at places with a curtain, but behind it was a door with a lock. Back in action. I disrobe and lay down and she comes in shortly thereafter. Friendly, not too talkative, but her English isn't bad. She asked how I wanted it, didn't ask if I'd been there. The massage was really good. There was a right amount of pressure and it was very therapeutic. I was really impressed but also a little worried because it seemed legit. When she was alongside me I grabbed her calf and rubbed her leg, brought my hand up to her thigh. She didn't seem to mind. There was not a lot of teasing back there, but she really gave a killer massage. Parts of it down below the waist we're a bit sensual. But it was mostly business as usual and a really good rub. At a lot of the spots I tend to be a regular they do a great job of getting you pitched up and good to go before the flip. Usually with a little trip near the sensitive spots with some teasing light finger touches across the body and the butt. This place didn't do that so on the flip I wasn't quite ready. But she looked at me. Pointed at him and without words my nod was all she needed. She oiled me up and slowly and sensually finished me off. She did a great job playing with the boys and really worked the whole area. She avoided the more sensitive spots, which was kind of a bummer. She allowed for the hands to roam wherever I wanted without any push back. I slipped my hand in her jeans. And I managed to get her shirt out of the way and started going for her bra when I popped off. Overall it was a great massage. A decent finish, although not the best. I probably won't return unless I'm in a real bind because I still prefer my usual spot.

[Lovergrrl]

$60. Huh. Not ready to spend that for a HJ yet. Po Thai is getting, um, different than what I remember.

And what is it that you remember?

[PlayerN818]

I know many parlors are hurting business-wise, so is there any out there offering a great deal? Best I can find is $30/ HH in reseda, but it's pretty mechanical, TBH.

Edit: $35 for HH. Couple of places around offer it.