Massage Parlor Reports

[DjBiker]

Anything on this place as of late?

[Gern]

I could have written the same report as below, based on my recent experience with Mia at Healthy Habits. The only difference was that I chose the 40 minute massage for $50 (I was actually in the room for 50 minutes).

I was prepared for Mia's size, which is not my normal preference, but because I had done my homework, I was not surprised by her appearance. Mia is very friendly and thoughtfully conversational. I asked for strong massage, but the session became increasingly erotic as I let her explore all of her varied techniques. Money was not mentioned at all, so I tipped what others have suggested, and she seemed to appreciate the offering.

Thanks for the great reports about this one. While she may not be for everyone, she certainly takes pride in her work and knows exactly how to achieve the desired outcome. You will not regret a visit to Mia.

After having a bad experience with a provider, I came back home and did a desperation search for anything. I remembered some ok reviews on Mia, gave her a call, and she was open. I made the drive from Holland, 60 at the door.

She comes in the room. Not quite my type, a bit pudgy, I said what the hell! Little Mr. Happy was screaming at me! Lets just say Oh my freakin' god! She really knows how to use those magnificent Tata's!.

Fellow mongers, it's like this. Be pleasant, be complimentary, and most of all be freshly showered!. I was balls to the wall amazed! Most definitely an A1 repeat. Also she never mentioned any tip or upsell! Wow! I tipped 75.

[Charlie441]

When will these girls ever learn? The popular girls that make all the money NEVER ask for a tip ahead of time. They are smart enough to know that great service gets great tips! Natasha never ever brings up tips during the session and she is making money hand over fist!

To them, they think they are giving great service. My guess is that they're not TOO open to taking things off, and also they Can get some guys to pony up a lot more dough with pushing the extra-increment game. So IMO, they're swinging for the fences trying to get the most, which can counteract the "No Thanks" to some degree, but they don't understand they'll get more repeats and more $$ being more open & comfortable without playing that game. They're just impatient and thinking with their hand (for cash), not with their head.

[Stonecoldstan]

Did 30 minutes- she's attractive but not smoking hot by any means. 6-7 . Horrible massage- "I'm not good at pressure" when asked for a little more. She did do nice job on tease. On flip I assumed top was coming off- she did the old " tips start at door fee (40), and as they go up from there I get more comfortable. I declined and took the HE with her fully clothed- wouldn't even show them- just a bra flash. She was excellent at the ending- but will never, never, never repeat because of the bad massage and up sell- based on reviews the hot girls there do topless for the 40/40- should have walked.

Panacea used to be my go to, then aliese and Nikki left. I still haven't seen natasha.

[Love The Lips]

Did 30 minutes- she's attractive but not smoking hot by any means. 6-7 . Horrible massage- "I'm not good at pressure" when asked for a little more. She did do nice job on tease. On flip I assumed top was coming off- she did the old " tips start at door fee (40), and as they go up from there I get more comfortable. I declined and took the HE with her fully clothed- wouldn't even show them- just a bra flash. She was excellent at the ending- but will never, never, never repeat because of the bad massage and up sell- based on reviews the hot girls there do topless for the 40/40- should have walked.

When will these girls ever learn? The popular girls that make all the money NEVER ask for a tip ahead of time. They are smart enough to know that great service gets great tips! Natasha never ever brings up tips during the session and she is making money hand over fist!

[TRobber22]

Did 30 minutes- she's attractive but not smoking hot by any means. 6-7 . Horrible massage- "I'm not good at pressure" when asked for a little more. She did do nice job on tease. On flip I assumed top was coming off- she did the old " tips start at door fee (40), and as they go up from there I get more comfortable. I declined and took the HE with her fully clothed- wouldn't even show them- just a bra flash. She was excellent at the ending- but will never, never, never repeat because of the bad massage and up sell- based on reviews the hot girls there do topless for the 40/40- should have walked.

[Jayce Dragon]

If you spend enough time and money with the Asian MPs, they'll all do something out of character for you. They are experts at leading Mongers to believe that if they keep coming back, the Monger will get something "special" that no one else gets!

I never believe that I'm the only one they treat like thet do. They do tend to play with my hair a lot but that's because they are dreaded. I eventually started to be upfront with them. One thing abiut foreign people I cannot stand is they try to treat Americans like they are dumb. But I won't be visiting anytime soon.

[NoseJelly]

Which one was this? And I do notice with some AMP if you act a certain way they will do something out of character for you. Like at Blessings when I have two girls they do new stuff all the time.

If you spend enough time and money with the Asian MPs, they'll all do something out of character for you. They are experts at leading Mongers to believe that if they keep coming back, the Monger will get something "special" that no one else gets!

[Jayce Dragon]

My Fellow Mongers always remember that Cash is King! A very powerful King. Case in point:

I haven't been to (Y) Body Relax since I posted the above review. Well my Hobby Phone has been blowing up with texts and calls from both these ladies! "When you coming back handsome man? We miss you very bad" "You our favorite friend" "We love you special". And my favorite call, with both ladies on speaker phone "You know you the only customer we kiss and cook food for and let squeeze our body because you special man!" HaHa, yeah right. **eyeroll**eyeroll**eyeroll*.

Yet when I explain why I quit coming in, they claim it never happened and if I come back they'll treat me "extra extra special". Sounds great, but I'm not going back. Plenty of other fish / MPs in the water!

NJ.

Which one was this? And I do notice with some AMP if you act a certain way they will do something out of character for you. Like at Blessings when I have two girls they do new stuff all the time.

[HungryForIt]

I work near Celebration Cinema on the Beltline, by the highway-- are there any good MP's in the area that won't break the bank but also know how to show a monger a good time?

Let me know!

[NoseJelly]

Had a recent massage interrupted 3 times on 1 hour appointment! Once before the flip and twice after the flip, while my cock was in her hand, nearing explosion point! Unacceptable! Now before anyone jumps to Cathy's or Lauren's defense, let me say I go to this place 40 plus times a year for over 6 years. Started back when they were called SU Massage and Lauren went by the name Tina. This isn't the first time I've had problems there. But it's the last.

Cathy and her husband own the place. It is not owned by an "Uncle". There is no Uncle. They will deny it, but both these ladies are married, with K*&s. Their 76th Street location is closing this month, so Cathy is trying to rack, stack and overlap as many customers as possible, to recoup lost revenue and leaves Lauren to deal with angry customers. She had 1 monger waiting for close to 20 in the room next to me. He got dressed and left. Lauren is sweet and does a good job, but it's just an over the counter roaming, AMP HJ only establishment and not worth the hassle anymore! This is my experienced opinion. It's not BS.

This place is no longer NJ approved!

My Fellow Mongers always remember that Cash is King! A very powerful King. Case in point:

I haven't been to (Y) Body Relax since I posted the above review. Well my Hobby Phone has been blowing up with texts and calls from both these ladies! "When you coming back handsome man? We miss you very bad" "You our favorite friend" "We love you special". And my favorite call, with both ladies on speaker phone "You know you the only customer we kiss and cook food for and let squeeze our body because you special man!" HaHa, yeah right. **eyeroll**eyeroll**eyeroll*.

Yet when I explain why I quit coming in, they claim it never happened and if I come back they'll treat me "extra extra special". Sounds great, but I'm not going back. Plenty of other fish / MPs in the water!

NJ.

[Fielder]

Saw Mia back in April during the dark days before we were back up and running here. Went in for a half hour apt. Placed smelled like weed pretty bad (not that I mind). She told me her boss was gone out of the country and the girls were all left in charge. When we walked into the room I asked about getting comfortable and after we talked about a few places I have visited she started getting down to money.

I am a pretty generous tipper if the service is good, but she wanted 80 bucks for topless and over 100 for full nude. I said that was more than what I was going to spend and then after about 10 minutes of a poor massage she started trying to work the price down on me. We settled on 60 for HE with underwear still on.

The HE was excellent and once she started getting those boobs into the massage it was fairly enjoyable, but the start to everything put a bad taste in my mouth. I can see how some enjoy her but I won't repeat. YMMV.

I guess I'm just going to have to stick with Tasha at Pannacea. Stay safe out there!

[AmpPerv]

Can one of you point me to a medical massage that will take insurance, but also offer at least a happy ending? Not sure if it even exists, but at least I can try PM me if you like. Thanks for your help!

Try this one, TNC massage on Plainfield and of 5 Mile, in the business plaza, drive around back in the lower level. She does mostly insurance-paid massages, as such if you had to pay yourself then you would notice her hourly rate is higher than most places, most people don't tip if insurance is paying so I think she incorporates that into her rates, but for a HE you would need to add some. Her massage style is more acupressure, pokes around a lot, pushing into the muscle groups. You might need to tell her how you want her to perform. You may also have to let her know you want a HE. She may well stay in the room as you undress.

https://www.yellowpages.com/grand-ra...85?lid=5633185

[RedSquirrel]

Recently spent some time at panacea with kelly. I have seen four other girls there and kelly is by far the best so far. Keeping in mind I have not been able to schedule with tasha. She is easy on the eyes average to slim build with a nice gun rack. Massage was good with a nice pressure and little teasing. The flip was great as well with more light touch at first and not rushed. She knows what she is doing has a great attitude and makes you feel comfortable. Didn't seem like a clock watcher. Dmg was 60/60 hr. Definitely will repeat treat her right guys.

[White300]

Can one of you point me to a medical massage that will take insurance, but also offer at least a happy ending? Not sure if it even exists, but at least I can try PM me if you like. Thanks for your help!