Streetwalker Reports

**JumpSmoker90** · 07-01-18 19:11

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

A gorgeous girl working the streets sounds like some sort of set up. Seeing a gorgeous girl working the streets is a big red flag to me.

Exactly. It's too good to be true. It's tempting but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

**Fdottt** · 07-01-18 13:30

Unless a taillight is out or you're pulling over near women right in front of a cop, as long you're looking in your rearview before busting a you-turn, you should be fine.

**Ron M** · 07-01-18 10:35

Originally Posted by ZckBrc [View Original Post]

Saw a cutie on Lawrence around 5 am. Sun was up. Was just standing on a corner, not walking. Rolled up to her, she opened the door and asked if I wanted to date. That's a non-starter for me so I passed. Took the time to see if anyone else picked her up. Seemed like no. Several cars approached her and each time she opened the door and said something before closing the door and walking away, back to the same corner to just stand. So a few of you out there know who I am talking about. Didn't seem like a bust but all the warning signs of one, maybe just on something? I saw a gorgeous blonde in a black dress and high heels on Cicero near the funeral parlor. I took the turn at the next street to pick her up, but 2 cars did insane you-turns in the middle of Cicero to scoop her. Haha. Why'all funny. Kudos to whoever picked her up but if there had been a popo around then you'd be busted for reckless driving and picking up. Must have been good though.

A gorgeous girl working the streets sounds like some sort of set up. Seeing a gorgeous girl working the streets is a big red flag to me.

**StanleyStankas** · 07-01-18 10:27

Originally Posted by ZckBrc [View Original Post]

Saw a cutie on Lawrence around 5 am. Sun was up. Was just standing on a corner, not walking. Rolled up to her, she opened the door and asked if I wanted to date. That's a non-starter for me so I passed. Took the time to see if anyone else picked her up. Seemed like no. Several cars approached her and each time she opened the door and said something before closing the door and walking away, back to the same corner to just stand. So a few of you out there know who I am talking about. Didn't seem like a bust but all the warning signs of one, maybe just on something? I saw a gorgeous blonde in a black dress and high heels on Cicero near the funeral parlor. I took the turn at the next street to pick her up, but 2 cars did insane you-turns in the middle of Cicero to scoop her. Haha. Why'all funny. Kudos to whoever picked her up but if there had been a popo around then you'd be busted for reckless driving and picking up. Must have been good though.

All those weird and quick turnabouts are going to bring LEO into the scene. Course the first thing they are going to ask is "why did you turn around so quick?" the next thing will be "what are you doing around here? At night do a walk around your vehicle to make sure you have no lights out or anything that will cause uncle to start sniffing around you. They can stop us for probable cause. Cruising in most areas is not legal. You can see that over by jimmy's at pulaski and grand. They have signs up. Stay safe especially over this hot week in town!

**ZckBrc** · 07-01-18 01:06

Saw a cutie on Lawrence around 5 am. Sun was up. Was just standing on a corner, not walking. Rolled up to her, she opened the door and asked if I wanted to date. That's a non-starter for me so I passed. Took the time to see if anyone else picked her up. Seemed like no. Several cars approached her and each time she opened the door and said something before closing the door and walking away, back to the same corner to just stand. So a few of you out there know who I am talking about. Didn't seem like a bust but all the warning signs of one, maybe just on something? I saw a gorgeous blonde in a black dress and high heels on Cicero near the funeral parlor. I took the turn at the next street to pick her up, but 2 cars did insane you-turns in the middle of Cicero to scoop her. Haha. Why'all funny. Kudos to whoever picked her up but if there had been a popo around then you'd be busted for reckless driving and picking up. Must have been good though.

**Slugga P** · 06-30-18 13:48

Originally Posted by AndyFrain [View Original Post]

Where you see her at? 5th?

That's the one. Young Ginger.

**RichardHead788** · 06-29-18 16:25

Originally Posted by DWill [View Original Post]

Which Sarah is this? I'm looking for Sarah by bridge view area. Had her number but she's not answering anymore.

Dwill.

Not sure which Sara is from bridgeview. But the one who was from the area of knox and 47th passed away. Sara E.

**AndyFrain** · 06-29-18 15:01

Originally Posted by DWill [View Original Post]

Which Sarah is this? I'm looking for Sarah by bridge view area. Had her number but she's not answering anymore.

Dwill.

Where you see her at? 5th?

**DWill** · 06-29-18 13:31

Originally Posted by SluggaP [View Original Post]

I guess head doc Sarah is back. I knew that dirty w#0 re would crawl back begging.

Which Sarah is this? I'm looking for Sarah by bridge view area. Had her number but she's not answering anymore.

Dwill.

**StanleyStankas** · 06-29-18 10:10

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse312 [View Original Post]

So you're saying I overpaid? I'm going to check for my receipt and see if she'll give me store credit on the next one.

Or maybe she will give you some kohls cash!

**Slugga P** · 06-28-18 23:40

Originally Posted by RichardHead788 [View Original Post]

OMG, I ran into some gals I haven't seen in years. First it was Julie, then I saw Joleen, then crystal. Passed on all of them. Did find another gal forgot her name, performance was forgetful too.

I guess head doc Sarah is back. I knew that dirty w#0 re would crawl back begging.

**RichardHead788** · 06-28-18 14:10

OMG, I ran into some gals I haven't seen in years. First it was Julie, then I saw Joleen, then crystal. Passed on all of them. Did find another gal forgot her name, performance was forgetful too.

**CrazyHorse312** · 06-28-18 11:20

Originally Posted by SluggaP [View Original Post]

I usually get anything over there for 20 or less. BJ at least, even more. It's a thick older lady name Angie around that way. Huge ass. Looks younger tho.

So you're saying I overpaid? I'm going to check for my receipt and see if she'll give me store credit on the next one.

**Slugga P** · 06-26-18 15:21

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse312 [View Original Post]

Went cruising in West Garfield park around Wilcox and Kilbourn and met Ariya (sp), a pretty younger light skinned AA. Pulled into her alley\driveway and got an very good BBBJCIM for fortee. I got her phone number for future dates available for seniors only.

I usually get anything over there for 20 or less. BJ at least, even more. It's a thick older lady name Angie around that way. Huge ass. Looks younger tho.

**OldPapa** · 06-26-18 08:31

Fellas, my last day here in your fair city and looking to get a tasty of some local talent. A nice BSW, WSW near Cplaza hotel would be great as I am sick of Ubering. Any suggestions on something. I took a walking stroll last night and saw nothing. I know Chicago can do better than this. Help an Old guy out.