Massage Parlor Reports

[HowdyDoody32]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

The one close to SGHS on Firestone? Latina parlors you should be ok, as I've seen young people hit them up, but asian ones the ladies are usually in their 40's. Kinda odd for them fucking someone half their age. Try perfect day latinas in HP on florence.

I also park not direct in front of parlor, and often tell the ladies I live close by and just walked here lol.

[Willie23]

Howdy gents. I'm currently visiting your fine city of angels from the south east. I'm coming from a barren wasteland out there. I typically stay in Santa Monica or Hawthtone. I've had great times in both those areas for massage parlors. Is this the right place to report on the Lennox, Gardena, and surrounding areas? I thought the last time I was here there were boards specifically for those towns. I could be mixing it up with how BP broke down the cities.

I'm off to savor the fine delicacies of your city. Trust me when I say, you guys have it good here. If you ever doubt it, travel to the bible belt and prepare for frustration and not nearly as good looking women.

Be safe out there.

Check this and the Inglewood South Bay forums for the latest. Hawthorne / Lennox / Gardena reviews normally appear there. The Santa Monica forum is mostly dead, with those reviews appearing in 'Los Angeles' for whatever reason. But also partly because Santa Monica has mostly been purged of parlors.

[Studdyk]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

They're just being extra cautious.

They don't want to be accused of serving under age clients.

You must have a real baby face for them to I'd you.

In my 20 years of mongering, I have never been asked for an I'd. Exude confidence. When asked for I'd, just say you left it in the car and you parked far away and will not walk back for it.

[Snuggle Bunny]

Howdy gents. I'm currently visiting your fine city of angels from the south east. I'm coming from a barren wasteland out there. I typically stay in Santa Monica or Hawthtone. I've had great times in both those areas for massage parlors. Is this the right place to report on the Lennox, Gardena, and surrounding areas? I thought the last time I was here there were boards specifically for those towns. I could be mixing it up with how BP broke down the cities.

I'm off to savor the fine delicacies of your city. Trust me when I say, you guys have it good here. If you ever doubt it, travel to the bible belt and prepare for frustration and not nearly as good looking women.

Be safe out there.

[BigRick08]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

[PrinceOfK]

You weren't a member in San Jose? What are some places you went to in the San Jose area?

Mainly went through AAMPs not really parlors. There were a couple places on Santa Clara that I checked out when I first started.

[Usawhaa]

The spot by the carwash? Thought it was closed.

Went to Robertson because has I had a little "massage time'. Found a slightly older but great attitude K gal. She actually gave me a nice rub and actually could have been decent therapy sesh. On the flip she asked what I wanted and we negotiated a BBJ. She started the dick and ball wash with alcohol. Then off to a bit of tongue bath on the nuts and bob on the shroom cap. Good hand worked and finally a pop in her mouth which she promptly spit into a kleenex. Nice spot and not not crazy $ . 4 at door and $1 for tip.

[ZipRogers]

You can try hitting up City of Industry's strip clubs, they also have some Chinese / korean AAMP. Or pomona area are all really close to west covina. I think Ontario is about a 15-20 min drive from West covina too.

Thanks, everyone, for the tips. All your suggestions led me to to do some research through a sample of the reports sections in the state. I'll be making multiple visits to the area, but I like the fact that you guys have a good number of options. I'm sure there are good and bad ones, but the number alone is great.

I took your tip of checking out a couple in COI. Not the greatest. Then found one in West Covina that's convenient enough. I'll be sure to check out the other ones closer to the LA core; as long as I don't lose my shit with dealing with local traffic.

[Caribe]

I moved here recently from San Jose, and been looking for place in the Koreatown area. Can't seem to find anywhere. Everywhere I go seems to be a no go. Help a brotha out!

You weren't a member in San Jose? What are some places you went to in the San Jose area?

[PrinceOfK]

I moved here recently from San Jose, and been looking for place in the Koreatown area. Can't seem to find anywhere. Everywhere I go seems to be a no go. Help a brotha out!

[Lovergrrl]

Stopped in today at lunch time. The doorbell rang maybe 6 times in the half hour I spent. Probably less time. .5 to the house and $ to Lucy the tiny Korean. Got a quick massage then CBJ, to CFS. I asked Mama if I could get a line up, she got mad and told me no and asked if I wanted to leave. HAHAH.

Don't piss off MMS! Not sure if it was Irene or Jessica, but both are gracious as long as you play on their good sides, and asking for a line up is definitely something NOT to do. The last time I was there I stayed longer than my allocated 30 minutes (not my fault - the provider was yapping a mile a minute about basically nothing) but MMS came pounding on the door and yelling in Korean and I feared for my life. Phew!

[Lovergrrl]

Simple Pho is a sure bet.

The name of the massage parlor is some generic foot massage, but it's located right next to a Vietnamese noodle shop called Simple Pho (now Pho Thanh).

Use Google maps to find Pho Thanh in Rosemead.

3 fun girls work there: Cici, Nini, Yoyo.

Never been but hear fun things about Meng's.

Again, use Google Maps for Meng's in El Monte.

Meng's is a trip. The place reeks of medicinal herbs, and the average age of the non-mongering clientele is probably 100. But there are definitely good times to be had with the right woman. It took me 2 visits to find the right one for me.

My last visit to Simple Pho was with Cici and I'm done with her. Upsold me for services that she's provided in the past for a lesser amount. Said she knew that I had paid "someone else" more than her on my last visit. Uh huh. Knowing her style I wasn't at all surprised that she'd pull that shit. I like Nene. She never pulled that crap, at least so far.

[Euro2007]

Stopped in today at lunch time. The doorbell rang maybe 6 times in the half hour I spent. Probably less time. .5 to the house and $ to Lucy the tiny Korean. Got a quick massage then CBJ, to CFS. I asked Mama if I could get a line up, she got mad and told me no and asked if I wanted to leave. HAHAH.

[Studdyk]

Hello! So been trying to find a spot out here and I know there are some but I just don't know of any spots. Just moved out here so all these Asian ladies here have been making me want to get at them all! LOL.

If anyone can recommend spots in Alhambra or in that general vincinity. Definitely would appreciate it!

Thanks all!

Simple Pho is a sure bet.

The name of the massage parlor is some generic foot massage, but it's located right next to a Vietnamese noodle shop called Simple Pho (now Pho Thanh).

Use Google maps to find Pho Thanh in Rosemead.

3 fun girls work there: Cici, Nini, Yoyo.

Never been but hear fun things about Meng's.

Again, use Google Maps for Meng's in El Monte.

[PlayerN818]

Are you talking about RubMaps?

I was a paying member for a year, did not renew. Too many fake reviews, and the internal flame wars in every thread just destroyed it. So glad this site is back.