Massage Parlor Reports

**Titan Omega** · 06-15-18 14:43

Originally Posted by TitanOmega [View Original Post]

I had no idea! She barely spoke english how did you convince her? I'm looking to give it another go around especially if I can pull that dream off or with the thicker one.

Went back to this spot a few times during the shutdown. I got the same massage from the same girl but I didn't want an old lady massage (story for another post) and I don't trust my other regular spot (Potomac Therapy). During one of my visits and she tells me things are very slow so I thought I would try with the BJ again. She agreed but wanted more money than I had in my pocket. After I tipped her, she realized I meant business and told me on the way out she will suck next time. Returned a few weeks later and tried to dart straight to her for her legendary BJ skills but was intercepted by a new girl in a dress. She said this is her first day. Good massage, better than the other girl. I asked her for the BJ and she asked if they do that here, I said yes LOL. She wiped me down and BBBJ but it wasn't as great as it should have been. It was mostly HJ and dirty talk. Excellent clean up after. I will try again with the other girl.

**TimoS80** · 06-15-18 13:45

Originally Posted by KravenMorehed [View Original Post]

Hello hello please also let me know. I've never visited these Chinese shops and the way why'all talk about hen, they're distinguish from regular AMPs.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/new-f...05337-11906810

I think this is what you're looking for.

**Kraven Morehed** · 06-15-18 11:26

Originally Posted by Watta [View Original Post]

Remember the Chinese Condos? Are they still around? There was one in Falls Church, Tyson's, and Sterling but I lost the numbers long ago!

If any of you have the phone number, or know of any other such place regardless of nationality, PLEASE send it to me via PM and I will give a full report after I visit!

Thanks!

WATTA set of memories of Chinese Condos!

Hello hello please also let me know. I've never visited these Chinese shops and the way why'all talk about hen, they're distinguish from regular AMPs.

**Adam368** · 06-15-18 11:11

Coco will be back next week. She has been the best out there.

**Barkeater** · 06-15-18 05:53

The best that I have found was onebackpage, but that seems pretty slow. I would that thought there would be a convergence by now. Anyone else having any luck finding AMP or independent Thai lady ads?

Happy Friday, y'al.

**Adam368** · 06-14-18 15:29

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You need to take a look at the rules

A2

**JmSuttr** · 06-14-18 13:49

Originally Posted by NovaRanger [View Original Post]

Bas sur le titre de l'examen original, pourrait-il tre Smile Therapy Chantilly?

(engaging universal translator. .

Based on the title of the origional review, might it be Smile Therapy in Chantilly Spa?

HP la NR.

Engaging "the little gray cells" as Monsieur Poirot might observe. C'est bon!

**NoVa Ranger** · 06-14-18 08:36

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

I enjoy reading a good mystery as much as the next guy. And this post sets up like the beginning of a good Hardy Boys story. But with the lack of clues, an Inspector Clouseau like me is having great difficulty solving this one. Indeed, I doubt even Sherlock Holmes or the great Nero Wolfe could get very far with the facts presented in this post.

Would you please provide at least a couple more clues?

Basé sur le titre de l'examen original, pourrait-il être Smile Therapy à Chantilly?

(engaging universal translator. .

Based on the title of the origional review, might it be Smile Therapy in Chantilly Spa?

HP àla NR.

**RustyMuffler** · 06-14-18 07:13

Originally Posted by Alty100 [View Original Post]

I didn't recognizethe address but when I pulled up to the building I remembered the last time. The disappointment. I figured it's beena year I'll give it a shot. Shower wasn't bad. But minimal touching of the areas I wanted. And I was giving her the idea of what I wanted. It continued to the massage. Grazing and tease but no real touching. Massage was actually good. As she turned the lights low for the final act I just got up and told her she needs to read her client better. Dressed myself and left. It costs to much to not get what I'm looking for.

I enjoy reading a good mystery as much as the next guy. And this post sets up like the beginning of a good Hardy Boys story. But with the lack of clues, an Inspector Clouseau like me is having great difficulty solving this one. Indeed, I doubt even Sherlock Holmes or the great Nero Wolfe could get very far with the facts presented in this post.

Would you please provide at least a couple more clues?

**NyHornet** · 06-13-18 20:05

Originally Posted by Nyhornet [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited lately and was it worthwhile? I received an unsolicited text from them about a month ago. I admonished her for texting without hearing from me. My first experience wasn't great, so would like some recent info before venturing again.

Thanks.

So a couple of days ago, after checking with a couple of Thai Ladies who said they were not working that day, I decided to give the farmhouse another try. Only lady there that day answered and was available. Asked her name three times and couldn't understand though I think it began with an S. Probably for Sorry Service I found out. Based on her less than a average appearance and body type, I opted for 30 minutes. She told me $200. I said whoa no way. I showed her the $140 I had in my right pocket and she agreed. (Still too much). No kissing, no touching below waste. Nursing was available. She started with about 5 minutes of soft touch and then asked me to flip. I tried to get her to BBBJ, but she went immediately for a cover. BJ was just OK. Then I told her to get on the table and when I finished with her after 10 minutes or so, I asked her for some real massage, and she did OK (has had some training). So basically, I got some of what I came for, but no connection, no personality, demanded too much money for what was provided. I doubt I will go back unless I have firm intel of a looker who is more friendly.

Another monger did PM me that Coco who sometimes works there may be worth the visit and cost. But, I will stick with my favorite Thai ladies!!

**Skooby** · 06-13-18 20:01

I asked this before but it's been a couple of years so I'll ask again:

Genghis Khan once said: "A woman has to have strong legs in order to make a man happy. ".

So. Anyone know of any AMP girls with thick calves, thighs or legs? Most AMP girls are thin. I don't mind them being bigger.

**CoolPix** · 06-13-18 16:42

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

Google the title for the location.

Had a very good visit. Middle aged but well put together provider. Good English. Gave a very good table shower. The initial massage was a soft sensual almost tickle all over my back legs and more. This got me all going. She went full natural birthday suit and laid on my back with some nice use of her headlights on me. Some simulated BJ which was quite good and then went into some fun Russian. She rode me to a finish without entry. A technique that I must say was quite nice. This took a about 40 minutes or so. She cleaned me up and then went to a good therapeutic massage. At the end she went full Geisha for me helping me dress. If you like being taken care of.

I recommend.

And what, pray tell, did you offer the lady for her services? There was an older gal at Tokyo Spa (Woodbridge) that I think might be closed now who would offer something similar. 8 + 4.

**Collio2** · 06-13-18 15:59

One of my friend recommended this one. So I decided to try out few days ago. Provider name was yoyo and she was easy going and decent looking. She does pretty good deep tissue massage. And She took a good care of me until the end of the session. Highly recommended.

**NoVa Ranger** · 06-12-18 23:13

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Another area to consider might be somewhere in Burke or North Springfield. I'm not as familiar with those areas as some but, IIRC, there's not as much competition from other spas. The only reliable AMP that comes to mind is Soft Touch. There's another place I've visited off Braddock Rd, can't recall the name, but it was strictly legit. Guess it depends on what she's looking for.

Originally Posted by Mongeroose [View Original Post]

Perhaps the Mixing Bowl / Springfield area, just based on traffic volume and potential clients. There are at least two former AMPs (Comfort, Castle) that may be still set up like a spa.

MSP / NSP closed earlier this year -- the suite is still unoccupied as of two weeks ago -- it was a SPA.

JMS mentioned West Springfield / Burke -- not as dense as Franconia near the DMV, but within two miles of the intersection of OKM and Rolling Road are at least five AMP / SPAs and several well reviewed independents operating from the nearby residences.

North Springfield is as dense as Franconia with seven AMP / SPAs within less than one mile of the intersection of Backlick and Braddock.

South of Springfield? There were two IVO COSTCO many years ago -- but not any longer (their may be some operating in that area, but I do not recall any adverts for places until you get much closer to Fort B.

Wherever you go. Always be nice to the ladies.

NR.

**Schmatz** · 06-12-18 19:34

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

With no BP or CL it's not always easy to figure out what establishment is being reviewed. Since this is a forum for all of Northern Virginia, searching Google for "Health Center" is likely to be a futile exercise.

So, in this new, challenging and fragmented advertising environment, it's important to provide an ad link or, at the very least, sufficient details to let others find it without too much trouble.

Aha. Yeah. On Wilson. In Arlington.