Massage Parlor Reports

[Schmatz]

With no BP or CL it's not always easy to figure out what establishment is being reviewed. Since this is a forum for all of Northern Virginia, searching Google for "Health Center" is likely to be a futile exercise.

So, in this new, challenging and fragmented advertising environment, it's important to provide an ad link or, at the very least, sufficient details to let others find it without too much trouble.

Aha. Yeah. On Wilson. In Arlington.

[JmSuttr]

Perhaps the Mixing Bowl / Springfield area, just based on traffic volume and potential clients. There are at least two former AMPs (Comfort, Castle) that may be still set up like a spa.

Another area to consider might be somewhere in Burke or North Springfield. I'm not as familiar with those areas as some but, IIRC, there's not as much competition from other spas. The only reliable AMP that comes to mind is Soft Touch. There's another place I've visited off Braddock Rd, can't recall the name, but it was strictly legit. Guess it depends on what she's looking for.

[Alty100]

I didn't recognizethe address but when I pulled up to the building I remembered the last time. The disappointment. I figured it's beena year I'll give it a shot. Shower wasn't bad. But minimal touching of the areas I wanted. And I was giving her the idea of what I wanted. It continued to the massage. Grazing and tease but no real touching. Massage was actually good. As she turned the lights low for the final act I just got up and told her she needs to read her client better. Dressed myself and left. It costs to much to not get what I'm looking for.

[Mongeroose]

Last visit with Coco she asked me where would be a good place to open a spa. I didn't have a good answer for that. I think North / West Loudoun is underserved, but the Uncle may make it hard to operate.

Thoughts?

Perhaps the Mixing Bowl / Springfield area, just based on traffic volume and potential clients. There are at least two former AMPs (Comfort, Castle) that may be still set up like a spa.

[Member #5834]

For you Linda / CoCo fans, she's back for a few months. A great time was had. After the shower and on the way back to the room, I was introduced to Sharon. She is a hottie as well.

Coco definitely back and in top form. Kay has left. Sharon was shy my first time seeing her, expect same level of Angel Service next time.

Candy is come and go. She is gone now, but should be back in a month or so.

Jenny still there, but only on weekends.

Last visit with Coco she asked me where would be a good place to open a spa. I didn't have a good answer for that. I think North / West Loudoun is underserved, but the Uncle may make it hard to operate.

Thoughts?

[NyHornet]

Search the massage parlor and BP advertiser forums for info on these providers. "Clifton farmhouse" is the most common search term to look for. My visit last summer was disappointing; others have had similar results but there are other mongers who had a better time.

Has anyone visited lately and was it worthwhile? I received an unsolicited text from them about a month ago. I admonished her for texting without hearing from me. My first experience wasn't great, so would like some recent info before venturing again.

Thanks.

[NyHornet]

Cindy is back but not as a service provider. She looks good but is carrying extra baby fat pounds.

Jenny has been my go to provider but according to Cindy has left the business.

I saw a new provider called Lou (or something like that) but was disappointed with the service she provided. Lou shorted me on the service and is not at all attractive.

So Cindy is Manager / Mamsan? What a beautiful lady and body!

[CharlieChan]

Cindy is back but not as a service provider. She looks good but is carrying extra baby fat pounds.

Jenny has been my go to provider but according to Cindy has left the business.

I saw a new provider called Lou (or something like that) but was disappointed with the service she provided. Lou shorted me on the service and is not at all attractive.

[JmSuttr]

I'm not seeing many recent reports on this place so thought I would chime in. I'm not in the area often, and usually am just a lurker here when I'm in town. It's been about two years since I was here last. HC seemed a good choice. I went 3 times during my last trip. Always left happy. Ladies were 40's, Chinese, over the clothes didn't seem a problem. .6 and .4 tip for standard nova. My only complaints are no shower and lots of cams. English was a challenge, but my Chinese is passable so I was able to flirt pretty well.

With no BP or CL it's not always easy to figure out what establishment is being reviewed. Since this is a forum for all of Northern Virginia, searching Google for "Health Center" is likely to be a futile exercise.

So, in this new, challenging and fragmented advertising environment, it's important to provide an ad link or, at the very least, sufficient details to let others find it without too much trouble.

[OldBoomer]

Like me, Tara took a vacation and is now back.

For those of you who have not visited, search the forum. She gives an excellent massage with happiness.

[OldBoomer]

Google the title for the location.

Had a very good visit. Middle aged but well put together provider. Good English. Gave a very good table shower. The initial massage was a soft sensual almost tickle all over my back legs and more. This got me all going. She went full natural birthday suit and laid on my back with some nice use of her headlights on me. Some simulated BJ which was quite good and then went into some fun Russian. She rode me to a finish without entry. A technique that I must say was quite nice. This took a about 40 minutes or so. She cleaned me up and then went to a good therapeutic massage. At the end she went full Geisha for me helping me dress. If you like being taken care of.

I recommend.

[Schmatz]

I'm not seeing many recent reports on this place so thought I would chime in. I'm not in the area often, and usually am just a lurker here when I'm in town. It's been about two years since I was here last. HC seemed a good choice. I went 3 times during my last trip. Always left happy. Ladies were 40's, Chinese, over the clothes didn't seem a problem. .6 and .4 tip for standard nova. My only complaints are no shower and lots of cams. English was a challenge, but my Chinese is passable so I was able to flirt pretty well.

[RubMeLongTime]

Short and to the point "Avoid at all cost".

What an absolute waste of time. 0 conversation, 0 enthusiasum in shower and massage.

Zero effort in massage. Grilling me with question as if I was undercover.

It was so bad I asked if someone else was available and she said no so I said ok I'm leaving.

She was a bit surprised but then I asked for my money back while getting dressed. She didn't even push back.

Got my refund and walked out. Another provider walked me to the door and asked.

Me why I was leaving. I just said I won't ever be back.

Definately worst experience in my entire monger history covering 10.

States plus and 10 years. The hobby.

Stay clear.

-rub.

[RustyMuffler]

And evidently a very charming man.

Two posts. One is "first try in MoCo" - undisclosed location, two pops and prostate massage. Other is "first try in NoVA" - undisclosed location, two pops.

One lucky dude.

Decided to check out a what I thought might be a legit place after working out at the gym. Arrived late in the evening and parked in front of an apparently empty office complex. A petite Asian female met me at the door and asked if I was interested in a four hands massage at a discounted rate. After checking out the second girl, thick and nice top, I agreed. The petite girl focused on a therapeutic massage on the upper back. The other girl started with the legs and quickly moved her hands up with teasing and reaching around. Eventually it became was best might be described as a "lingam massage. " It was way too intense so I asked to flip and got double OTC roaming with a nice finish. About 10 minutes before time was up, I requested a second pop which was offered without hesitation. Will definitely repeat as the cost wasn't that much more expensive that two hands standard service.

[Electric456]

Stopped by Enliven and met Blue. Opt'ed for a half hour w / TS and left happy. Blue is certainly older than average for the area, but she had good technique. Would probably return but not in a hurry.