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**Jones1101** · 06-14-18 01:16

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

I hope this doesn't happen to any of you guys because it's not fun. I had a date arranged with Sunny yesterday at 1:00 pm. I brought tuna salad, soft tortilla wraps, chips and banana pepper rings so we could have lunch afterward. Sounds good, right? Well, this day went to hell in a hand basket. We had just nicely got started and I had a vertigo attack. I'm on my knees trying to put some lube on and I fall into the wall with the room just spinning. This was one of those BPPV things where a little calcium crystal that forms in the labyrinth of your inner ear works its way into one of the semi-circular canals. It raises hell with your equilibrium. And if that's not bad enough, it makes me nauseous as hell and I'm just drenched in sweat. This is the third time I've experienced one of these but the first time it's ever happened in this type of situation. Sunny was a real trooper though and helped me as much as possible. She didn't know what was happening and it probably freaked her out a little until I explained what was happening. We tried to do the Epley Maneuver to clear the crystal but I was just too nauseous to do it. After about an hour I could stand and walk but was still nauseous though. I contacted someone and explained the situation and they would drive Sunny back home. This is because I couldn't possibly drive and Sunny drove me home in my car. I went to the ER this morning and hopefully got this thing squared away. I'm going to have to really think twice before I get on my back again.

Feel better brother.

**Spaz321** · 06-13-18 22:05

Met Renee from titusville today. Very nice lady. Very good at her chosen profession. Good Massage too. Thats all, I'm a man of few words.

Spaz.

**RoadWarrior2K** · 06-13-18 21:58

I hope this doesn't happen to any of you guys because it's not fun. I had a date arranged with Sunny yesterday at 1:00 pm. I brought tuna salad, soft tortilla wraps, chips and banana pepper rings so we could have lunch afterward. Sounds good, right? Well, this day went to hell in a hand basket. We had just nicely got started and I had a vertigo attack. I'm on my knees trying to put some lube on and I fall into the wall with the room just spinning. This was one of those BPPV things where a little calcium crystal that forms in the labyrinth of your inner ear works its way into one of the semi-circular canals. It raises hell with your equilibrium. And if that's not bad enough, it makes me nauseous as hell and I'm just drenched in sweat. This is the third time I've experienced one of these but the first time it's ever happened in this type of situation. Sunny was a real trooper though and helped me as much as possible. She didn't know what was happening and it probably freaked her out a little until I explained what was happening. We tried to do the Epley Maneuver to clear the crystal but I was just too nauseous to do it. After about an hour I could stand and walk but was still nauseous though. I contacted someone and explained the situation and they would drive Sunny back home. This is because I couldn't possibly drive and Sunny drove me home in my car. I went to the ER this morning and hopefully got this thing squared away. I'm going to have to really think twice before I get on my back again.

**Count1** · 06-11-18 11:43

After about 5 attempts I was able to meet with her, and she truly has got the head game down: second to none. I tried again on many occasions, but never got return calls, and had her cancel or change times on the few occasions I was able to set something up. She is a nice girl, and in fact we chatted for at least a half hour (off the clock) when we first met. But yes, she is not a good business person, and I suspect there was PLENTY of work if she really wanted it. I am not certain I would go to Orlando to see her, but IF I was over there, and somehow I could hook up with her, I probably would.

Originally Posted by H20Monger [View Original Post]

Went back to Orlando, not getting enough business here I guess.

**Doug Stamper** · 06-11-18 11:25

I have visited Kathleen twice with two very different outcomes. BTW, she has moved back beach side. This move is permanent. Depending on her level of sobriety her mother either bought her the condo because she loves her. Or because she didn't want her living with her at home anymore LOL. Either way, property records confirm her story of mommy and step daddy purchasing the place for her to live in.

Visit 1- Was greeted by sober Kathleen. We went upstairs to her dedicated massage room. Decent massage with standard AMP finish. Started mechanical but near the end she loosened up and I saw a glimmer of something that made me feel like a return trip was warranted. And yes, the twins are spectacular but there is no way anybody is going to convince me they are real. Not at her age.

Visit 2- I returned to the scene of the crime hoping the treatment and extras would improve from my previous visit. Apparently her sobriety changes day to day because I was met by drunk Kathleen. While we did make it to the massage room and she was naked, she was unable to do much of anything other than keep trying to cuddle up to me hoping that we could take a nap together. Take a nap wasn't code for anything, she really wanted us to fall asleep together. I tucked her in and left her residence.

Since there is no warning which Kathleen is going to be available I'm not going to waste any more time setting appointments with her.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2631&cityid=86

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior2K [View Original Post]

There are several reports about Kathleen in the Massage thread. Apparently she used to drink a lot but recent reports say that she's sobered up and doesn't offer extras anymore.

Originally Posted by Otto22 [View Original Post]

Saw her about a year ago when she was living in Melbourne in an apartment complex near US1 and Hibiscus. I had heard that she was drunk most of the time and that turned out to be the case when I visited her. She had a proper massage table in one of the bedrooms but she was anything but business like. She slurred her words and took her top off before beginning the rub. Not 5 minutes into the rub she began to complain about how sleepy she was and asked if she could come up on the table with me. She climbed up and sort of cuddled with me. I discovered that she had no underwear on beneath her shorts and the shorts soon came off. At that point I became aware that anything I did with her in that condition would be considered abusive. Accordingly I got a sheet for her and covered her up, got dressed, and let myself out of her place while she slept. I have heard that she is off the sauce these days but can not attest to that as I have not returned to her.

**Otto22** · 06-11-18 08:42

Originally Posted by ScottFlMahalo [View Original Post]

I've tried to see when I see that she's in the area but her communication and reliability is bad. I texted her on Friday when she said she was in Cocoa Beach. She texted back and said that she didn't have a room yet but could do a car date. Been wanting to meet her so I said that I'm good and where can I pick you up. Silence for about 10 min and then said she was at a store and would be good in 15 min. I asked what area she would be in and got crickets. About an hour later I texted her back and told her I have moved on. I had a session with one of my regulars and about 30 min after that she texted "I'm in Cocoa Beach". Duh, I simply responded too late. I've tried about 5 times to see her with no luck. Lack of business is on her end at least with my experiences.

I have had similar experience with her unreliable communication. I say, let her go back to Orlando. We don't need an airhead like this in Brevard.

**ScottFlMahalo** · 06-11-18 07:05

I've tried to see when I see that she's in the area but her communication and reliability is bad. I texted her on Friday when she said she was in Cocoa Beach. She texted back and said that she didn't have a room yet but could do a car date. Been wanting to meet her so I said that I'm good and where can I pick you up. Silence for about 10 min and then said she was at a store and would be good in 15 min. I asked what area she would be in and got crickets. About an hour later I texted her back and told her I have moved on. I had a session with one of my regulars and about 30 min after that she texted "I'm in Cocoa Beach". Duh, I simply responded too late. I've tried about 5 times to see her with no luck. Lack of business is on her end at least with my experiences.

Originally Posted by H20Monger [View Original Post]

Went back to Orlando, not getting enough business here I guess.

**Ericson73** · 06-11-18 00:07

Originally Posted by H20Monger [View Original Post]

Went back to Orlando, not getting enough business here I guess.

I tried a few times to see her, but her communications are horrible and it's well known on this board. She had this one specialty that I'm sure didn't require much time to complete. Nor required her to shower after each visit. Just mouth wash right? She could text people back and give them a time frame of when she's available. You know that guy who stars in that TV show called Bar Rescue? She needs someone like that to explain to her what she's doing wrong. She's losing to much business and potential repeat clientele. Just saying. At least we still got Veronica.

**RoadWarrior2K** · 06-11-18 00:06

Originally Posted by MCB62 [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any experience with this lady?

There are several reports about Kathleen in the Massage thread. Apparently she used to drink a lot but recent reports say that she's sobered up and doesn't offer extras anymore.

**FireFreak93** · 06-10-18 22:52

Originally Posted by MCB62 [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any experience with this lady?

I saw her once. The pic she use to post on CL is old to say the lease. Big (.)(.) But usually highly intoxicated no matter the time of day.

**Otto22** · 06-10-18 20:02

Originally Posted by MCB62 [View Original Post]

Has anyone had any experience with this lady?

Saw her about a year ago when she was living in Melbourne in an apartment complex near US1 and Hibiscus. I had heard that she was drunk most of the time and that turned out to be the case when I visited her. She had a proper massage table in one of the bedrooms but she was anything but business like. She slurred her words and took her top off before beginning the rub. Not 5 minutes into the rub she began to complain about how sleepy she was and asked if she could come up on the table with me. She climbed up and sort of cuddled with me. I discovered that she had no underwear on beneath her shorts and the shorts soon came off. At that point I became aware that anything I did with her in that condition would be considered abusive. Accordingly I got a sheet for her and covered her up, got dressed, and let myself out of her place while she slept. I have heard that she is off the sauce these days but can not attest to that as I have not returned to her.

**H20 Monger** · 06-10-18 19:02

Went back to Orlando, not getting enough business here I guess.

**LipShot** · 06-10-18 18:32

Has anyone had any experience with this lady?

**H20 Monger** · 06-08-18 14:17

Originally Posted by Ryuut [View Original Post]

You must have been the final contestant of the night, I tried calling and texting withno success. Heard the legend, haven't had the exoerience yet.

Yea, she told me she shut down early last night, everybody was no showing due to the Rain. Still here though. I'd try again for tonight if I was you.

**PSweetStuff** · 06-08-18 12:46

Originally Posted by Sebastian99 [View Original Post]

Those of us in Brevard know the sad truth, the talent pool here is rather shallow! Fortunately for us, the much deeper pool of Orange County is right next door! I don't know if anyone else noticed it yet, but Paige Sweetstuff posted on the sister site here in Brevard. I've made the drive to Orlando a couple times to meet with her, she's always been easy to reach, quick to set something up and a lot of fun, just a cool chick to spend some time with! For my fellow Brevard buddies, I certainly recommend a drive to check out the Sweetstuff! The USA post is below, you might check out her Twitter account too, a fair amount of the questions you'd have are answered there, https://twitter.com/paigesweetstuff..

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...3524&cityid=86

As always you're much fun!

I look forward to our next meeting and hopefully making some new friends from your neck of the woods!

Xoxo.

Paige.