Negative Escort Reviews

[Chris5]

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orl...4838/1/1275715

I drove all the way to idrive for this bbw girl wanted the booty in a fantasy nap for 60 qv (no kissing) however when I got there she said "its too busy, maybe later" at that point I drove down to sexifun for an ok experience.

Pic's are misleading. Mariah is a BP girl with a jacked up grill. Which is why the beitch NEVER smiles.

C5.

[SmallPeepee100]

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orl...4838/1/1275715

I drove all the way to idrive for this bbw girl wanted the booty in a fantasy nap for 60 qv (no kissing) however when I got there she said "its too busy, maybe later" at that point I drove down to sexifun for an ok experience.

[Spaz321]

Based on her pics, its no wonder that your dick won in this chess match.

Mine would have too.

Bad dick! Bad!

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

[TittyManCam]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T minus 105: Her: I can see you. Your proposed time sounds great.

Me: Confirm details, get general incall location.

T minus 60: Me: OK, hitting the road.

T minus? Her: OK, let me know when you are close, I will send you the address.

T minus 15: Me: I'm in your area, send me the address, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 5: Uh, if I am going to be on time, I need to know where to go, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 0: So, obviously I am not going to be on time. Are we doing this at all?

SILENCE.

(Should have bailed: 1).

T plus 10: Her: Sorry, just got *back* from dinner.

(Emphasis mine. Implication there was she was at her incall, right?

Her: I can see you at (T plus 60), *sharp*.

(Emphasis mine. Implication is that even though she is delaying the time we just agreed to by an hour, she will commit to the new time).

Me: Uh, you can't do any earlier? I don't really want to sit in my car for 50 minutes.

Her: I am driving back.

(So, earlier, WTF was she talking about being "back".).

Me: So, it's going to take you 45 minutes to get back and get ready?

Her: yes.

(Should have bailed: 2).

(What the fuck was I thinking? I wasn't. Stupid penis).

Me: Uh, I guess I can wait for you.

Her: Thank you SO MUCH!

T plus 55: Me: how is it looking?

SILENCE.

T plus 65: (Bailing, finally).

T plus 70: Her: I am back, room 116.

(I had actually left, should have just kept driving. But stupid penis swung a you-turn).

T plus 75: (Pulled back into the lot, near room 116).

T plus 80: (Knock on room 116).

SLENCE.

T plus 81: (Knock on room 116).

SILENCE.

T plus 82: Me: I am here, room 116, right?

SILENCE.

T plus 85: (Bailing again).

T plus 95: Her: Room 273.

(I was already back on the road and in no-text-and-drive mode).

I have had girls fuck with me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

Yeah bro this was bad and "stupid penus" correct. We've all done dumb shit when that head takes control. In my case more so in my younger days. I'm guessing she double booked and you were the odd man out. That's one of the quickest ways a chic gets put on my forever shit list (see post 1782 in this thread). All we can do is learn from this and move forward. I agree with the ending as that is also my max time now.

TMC.

[Altamonte407]

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2924199

Found her ad on AdultLook. Usually avoid ads w semi-pro pics all from the same session. But she has a "verified" ad on Eros as well, so thought I would take the risk.

T minus 120: Me: Initial text.

T minus 105: Her: I can see you. Your proposed time sounds great.

Me: Confirm details, get general incall location.

T minus 60: Me: OK, hitting the road.

T minus? Her: OK, let me know when you are close, I will send you the address.

T minus 15: Me: I'm in your area, send me the address, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 5: Uh, if I am going to be on time, I need to know where to go, please.

SILENCE.

T minus 0: So, obviously I am not going to be on time. Are we doing this at all?

SILENCE.

(Should have bailed: 1).

T plus 10: Her: Sorry, just got *back* from dinner.

(Emphasis mine. Implication there was she was at her incall, right?

Her: I can see you at (T plus 60), *sharp*.

(Emphasis mine. Implication is that even though she is delaying the time we just agreed to by an hour, she will commit to the new time).

Me: Uh, you can't do any earlier? I don't really want to sit in my car for 50 minutes.

Her: I am driving back.

(So, earlier, WTF was she talking about being "back".).

Me: So, it's going to take you 45 minutes to get back and get ready?

Her: yes.

(Should have bailed: 2).

(What the fuck was I thinking? I wasn't. Stupid penis).

Me: Uh, I guess I can wait for you.

Her: Thank you SO MUCH!

T plus 55: Me: how is it looking?

SILENCE.

T plus 65: (Bailing, finally).

T plus 70: Her: I am back, room 116.

(I had actually left, should have just kept driving. But stupid penis swung a you-turn).

T plus 75: (Pulled back into the lot, near room 116).

T plus 80: (Knock on room 116).

SLENCE.

T plus 81: (Knock on room 116).

SILENCE.

T plus 82: Me: I am here, room 116, right?

SILENCE.

T plus 85: (Bailing again).

T plus 95: Her: Room 273.

(I was already back on the road and in no-text-and-drive mode).

I have had girls fuck with me in the past. But this was EPIC. I take full blame for not telling her to fuck the hell off at T plus 10. Please learn from my fail, brothers.

[JasonSeanMd]

A friend of mine visited me in Orlando yesterday night, and wanted to chill out. None of my favorites were awake or responded on time, so.

He wanted to see this lady named Erika.

(here is the link).

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...3536&cityid=98

Her positive sides are less than negative sides, therefore I have put this review on the negative report.

+ she has a mediocre BBBJ.

- she is a bit rushing.

- her pictures are definitely fooling people, because she lost 140 lbs in the last a few months, therefore, her skins are not in good condition. The picture she puts in the net is like a slim tight lady, but what you saw in reality is exactly opposite.

My friend told me since he was there, he just take part in BBBJ, and left.

Overall, rushing + wrong pictures are two big negative sides of her. BBBJ is average.

Stay safe!

J.

[Chris5]

I concur, right Angela 4 you. LOL.

What happened with you and this chick Angela?

C5.

[Orlo69]

This is not a white knight post. It is review content. It is just content that didn't make the original review because it is trivial, boring basic shit no one wants to read. Except it is germane in this instance.

When I made my first appointment with Sydney, she never mentioned vodka. When I arrived at her place, she asked if I brought vodka. I gave her a puzzled look and said "No. . . Why would I do that?" She explained her policy of asking first time guests to bring a bottle as part of a LEO check and that they can deduct the price from her donation. Cool. She realized she must not have asked me, and moved on. We then went inside and had a ridiculous good time which you can read about in Positive Escort review #12280.

The only other time I saw Sydney was after she lost her old phone and contacts. She wasn't super sure who I was, so she asked for vodka, again reminding me to take it out of her donation. I grabbed a $25 bottle of Goose, and took a Jackson out of her envelope. . . Holy crap! I just realized she swindle me for $5.

In regards to her money management: her game is so tight she had me wrecking the Jenga tower 20 minutes into a one hour game. She could tell I was both dissapointed and finished. So she put a note in her phone that the next one hour appointment I make will be at the half hour rate. So yeah, seems kinda generous to me.

Not all provider works the same way. We don't click with all the providers that we see. Some ask too many questions. Some talk way to much, others don't talk enough. Some will ask you to bring a cover to test you. Some will ask for a bottle of vodka thinking that if you are LEO you can't do that. I am always treated well by Sidney never a clock watcher with me and never rushed out. All I can tell you guys if your not comfortable with a particular chick or the way she comuncates with you move on there's alot more out there.

Orlo69.

[Altamonte407]

This is not a white knight post. It is review content. It is just content that didn't make the original review because it is trivial, boring basic shit no one wants to read. Except it is germane in this instance.

When I made my first appointment with Sydney, she never mentioned vodka. When I arrived at her place, she asked if I brought vodka. I gave her a puzzled look and said "No. . . Why would I do that?" She explained her policy of asking first time guests to bring a bottle as part of a LEO check and that they can deduct the price from her donation. Cool. She realized she must not have asked me, and moved on. We then went inside and had a ridiculous good time which you can read about in Positive Escort review #12280.

The only other time I saw Sydney was after she lost her old phone and contacts. She wasn't super sure who I was, so she asked for vodka, again reminding me to take it out of her donation. I grabbed a $25 bottle of Goose, and took a Jackson out of her envelope. . . Holy crap! I just realized she swindle me for $5.

In regards to her money management: her game is so tight she had me wrecking the Jenga tower 20 minutes into a one hour game. She could tell I was both dissapointed and finished. So she put a note in her phone that the next one hour appointment I make will be at the half hour rate. So yeah, seems kinda generous to me.

[Sexysidey]

I saw the postings on the positive side for her. I had seen her several times and had a descent rapport with her. I will not be seeing her anymore because of her dishonesty and will not go into detail about it. People will do what serves their interests best even at the expense of relationships. I think being in this line of work puts them in a particular mindset. I think she has been having some health issues and do wish her the best.

I'm sorry that I was unable to accomplish what you wanted me to do. I sincerely wish you the best. I hope that you can find a girl out there that clicks better with you and can accommodate your specific needs.

[Dieter Braun]

Que Twilight Zone theme song.

Is this the same Sidney where all the posts over on the Positive Escort Reviews thread concerning her wanting expensive vodka brought to her have all mysteriously been deleted with no explanation, as well as her account?

[Rudiger]

Are you sure you don't want to elaborate on this? You're probably going to get a bunch of pm's wondering what happened as she's gotten positive reviews. She texted me out of the blue Friday asking if I needed a visit to her airport incall. I would like to see her again but I hope she's ok.

Is this the same Sidney where all the posts over on the Positive Escort Reviews thread concerning her wanting expensive vodka brought to her have all mysteriously been deleted with no explanation, as well as her account?

[BabyLight333]

These chicks do NOT care about ANY of us fellas. The nicer you treat them, the more they shit on you.

C5.

I concur, right Angela 4 you. LOL.

[RunnerGuy]

I saw the postings on the positive side for her. I had seen her several times and had a descent rapport with her. I will not be seeing her anymore because of her dishonesty and will not go into detail about it. People will do what serves their interests best even at the expense of relationships. I think being in this line of work puts them in a particular mindset. I think she has been having some health issues and do wish her the best.

Are you sure you don't want to elaborate on this? You're probably going to get a bunch of pm's wondering what happened as she's gotten positive reviews. She texted me out of the blue Friday asking if I needed a visit to her airport incall. I would like to see her again but I hope she's ok.

[Chris5]

I saw the postings on the positive side for her. I had seen her several times and had a descent rapport with her. I will not be seeing her anymore because of her dishonesty and will not go into detail about it. People will do what serves their interests best even at the expense of relationships. I think being in this line of work puts them in a particular mindset. I think she has been having some health issues and do wish her the best.

These chicks do NOT care about ANY of us fellas. The nicer you treat them, the more they shit on you.

C5.