Massage Parlor Reports

**Jim Rob** · 04-06-18 21:50

With BackPage and Craigslist gone, what does it mean for the AMP's. Is this the end? Will business end because of no longer beings able to advertise or promote new AMP's.

Monger rain🎼 Oh do we feel the pain, monger rain. Will it ever be the same. Monger rain.

**Efltgp** · 04-06-18 20:16

Independent massage the 2 hottest fucking Russian girls you have ever seen one dark hair c cup tight body amazing face and ass long black hair. Elena blonde c cup 22 yrs old total smoke show tan tight and sexy as fuck no pics because backpage is down but willing to trade info for Russian provider or Columbian provider doesn't need to be FS but must be hot for a trade and must be verified.

**Skooby** · 04-06-18 19:31

Looks like both Backpage and Craigslist therapeutic are both gone.

**Serpico99** · 04-06-18 18:57

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

? you read the reviews wrong. No one said they got BBBJ for 60+2. Christmas only comes once a year.

You said you tipped. 2 That's 20 in monger speak LOL Most monger use the $ to indicate 100 dollar denominations. It's in the abbreviation guide on this forum.

So are you saying you paid 120 for a BJ? Plus 60 for a crappy massage? Dang, for that price I would make the trip to MD. For 160 you can go to MD and get a better bargain.

**WalterKovacs** · 04-06-18 15:39

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Spend $. 6 on a Thai provider and you'll get more than your AMP bargain. I don't know why you'd visit these horrible places with excellent Thai providers around with very good reviews. If you don't mind a drive, check out the Columbians in Laurel Maryland.

I can understand the thrill of the hunt but when do you finally come to the realization that there are better indy providers at a lesser rate and amazing reviews?

Seriously get a massage from a Thai provider for $. 2 and you'll get a very good bargain. Or at the very least cut the bullshit and visit a provider that gives you what you really want, full service.

In my experience most Thai providers ask for "race / ethnicity" and a lot of other screening.

**Sexingit** · 04-06-18 14:04

Spend $. 6 on a Thai provider and you'll get more than your AMP bargain. I don't know why you'd visit these horrible places with excellent Thai providers around with very good reviews. If you don't mind a drive, check out the Columbians in Laurel Maryland.

I can understand the thrill of the hunt but when do you finally come to the realization that there are better indy providers at a lesser rate and amazing reviews?

Seriously get a massage from a Thai provider for $. 2 and you'll get a very good bargain. Or at the very least cut the bullshit and visit a provider that gives you what you really want, full service.

**VaPlay** · 04-06-18 12:23

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Hey,

Was in the Herndon area and went to the 2nd floor therapy place named after the town it is in (201 Eldon). Got Jo Anne, and older K girl with very nice bolt ons. Nice table shower, and a couple of minutes in the sauna, which always seems like a waste of time.

Massage was excellent, although the damage was .8 + .8, and I got that disappointed look and I was like 'really'? Nice nova finish, and got to see those girls up close. Will likely return, although I wish there were cheaper options, or ones where the girls, just once in a while, don't always say 'is that all you're going to tip me?

Be safe.

Thats double the tip she deserved. . 4 for a HJ with visuals. 6 for HJ with Daty, . 8 to $ for BJ FS. Others continue paying more than this just keep driving up the cost. If paying a dime more than $. 6- 8 for a nice massage with F / S move on from the AMP's to the CC's or Indy's. Quit being part of the problem and start being part of the solution. Unless your trying to marry her.

**Barkeater** · 04-06-18 06:39

Hey,

Was in the Herndon area and went to the 2nd floor therapy place named after the town it is in (201 Eldon). Got Jo Anne, and older K girl with very nice bolt ons. Nice table shower, and a couple of minutes in the sauna, which always seems like a waste of time.

Massage was excellent, although the damage was .8 + .8, and I got that disappointed look and I was like 'really'? Nice nova finish, and got to see those girls up close. Will likely return, although I wish there were cheaper options, or ones where the girls, just once in a while, don't always say 'is that all you're going to tip me?

Be safe.

**WalterKovacs** · 04-06-18 03:37

Originally Posted by Wp212 [View Original Post]

That and the fact that at least a couple of people claimed to have gotten the massage+BBBJ for 80 total (60+20). They practically robbed the place if they got it for that low LOL.

? you read the reviews wrong. No one said they got BBBJ for 60+2. Christmas only comes once a year.

**TheOuroboros** · 04-05-18 18:48

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

Haahah wow man that sucks. Funny thing is, I went yesterday maybe an hour or two before closing for the same reason. I walked in but I didn't even get the girl and I didn't want to seem to eager as if I already knew about the BJ so I didn't. Instead I got another girl named Amy, a little better looking, taller more solid build. Massage was one of the best I've had at an AMP. So I instantly knew I wasn't getting a BJ and didn't take my chances to gamble after such a great massage she did pull down her shirt and reveal really great set of tits to my surprise, feeding allowed while HJ to completion. Damage. 6 + . 2 . Tip..

See I've seen both. And even tho Amy doesn't do BBJ (or at least I haven't pushed for it) she doesn't need to in order for me to have a good time. Her massage is good and she's much more playful on the flip with teasing and she does have a good rack. So you know as always YMMV.

**RvaYoungMonger** · 04-05-18 17:17

From out of town, had a dream based on reviews on the board (thanks guys). My provider was named Patti. Wasn't too thick but wasn't a spinner either, honestly what I was looking for because I was tired of AMPs. Let me start by saying I got the absolute worst massage I've ever gotten in my life. Just an oily rubdown with mediocre tease. OTC and UTC roaming was allowed. She was wearing a dress which is always awesome. She even let me stick my thumb in the stinker. Prob could've pushed for more extras, but couldn't hold back the finish which was explosive. Overall prob won't repeat given the quality of massage but if you don't care about that then I'd recommend. YMMV.

RVA.

**Wp212** · 04-05-18 15:05

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

This place has probably seen a big uptick in mongers asking for BBBJ after the recent review so she probably got spooked and isn't giving it anymore (if she was doing BBBJ as an extra service). Or she may have been somewhat attracted to the other monger who was able to get it.

That and the fact that at least a couple of people claimed to have gotten the massage+BBBJ for 80 total (60+20). They practically robbed the place if they got it for that low LOL.

**Titan Omega** · 04-05-18 14:05

Originally Posted by DrBombay [View Original Post]

Besides YMMV, maybe the lady doesn't want to BJ for every guy coming in after one review here. Please don't get angry, it's her choice. I always thought (at least for me) this hobby is supposed to be fun for both.

Guess it was more frustration than anger. Knowing how horrible the massage was the last time I got her the only bright side would have been the BJ.

**Serpico99** · 04-05-18 07:41

Originally Posted by Nyhornet [View Original Post]

Did she mention why Mimi wasn't there?

She just told me she was no longer there.

**JmSuttr** · 04-04-18 23:18

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

I've been going here for a couple of months because I thought I found a really good legit spot. Clean, comfortable, professional and reasonable, all of that. But the last couple of times they keep shorting on time. That's one thing that really irritates me is the time issue.

I usually deduct $10 if they short me 10 - 15 minutes. If they short me more than that then I deduct $20. But very important to let them know exactly why you're doing it and what they need to do to earn the full amount next time. And maybe also mention to MMS so she understands what's expected. They may pout and complain but they'll get the message that you're not a client to be f*cked with.

Appropriate incentives and disincentives are what makes this hobby work. And allowing providers to take unfair advantage just makes things worse for future customers. Also, the same principles apply to legit masseuses, IMHO, although maybe adjust the amount of tip withheld since the tip is less to begin with.