Massage Parlor Reports

[Sexingit]

Spend $. 6 on a Thai provider and you'll get more than your AMP bargain. I don't know why you'd visit these horrible places with excellent Thai providers around with very good reviews. If you don't mind a drive, check out the Columbians in Laurel Maryland.

I can understand the thrill of the hunt but when do you finally come to the realization that there are better indy providers at a lesser rate and amazing reviews?

Seriously get a massage from a Thai provider for $. 2 and you'll get a very good bargain. Or at the very least cut the bullshit and visit a provider that gives you what you really want, full service.

[VaPlay]

Hey,

Was in the Herndon area and went to the 2nd floor therapy place named after the town it is in (201 Eldon). Got Jo Anne, and older K girl with very nice bolt ons. Nice table shower, and a couple of minutes in the sauna, which always seems like a waste of time.

Massage was excellent, although the damage was .8 + .8, and I got that disappointed look and I was like 'really'? Nice nova finish, and got to see those girls up close. Will likely return, although I wish there were cheaper options, or ones where the girls, just once in a while, don't always say 'is that all you're going to tip me?

Be safe.

Thats double the tip she deserved. . 4 for a HJ with visuals. 6 for HJ with Daty, . 8 to $ for BJ FS. Others continue paying more than this just keep driving up the cost. If paying a dime more than $. 6- 8 for a nice massage with F / S move on from the AMP's to the CC's or Indy's. Quit being part of the problem and start being part of the solution. Unless your trying to marry her.

[Barkeater]

Hey,

Was in the Herndon area and went to the 2nd floor therapy place named after the town it is in (201 Eldon). Got Jo Anne, and older K girl with very nice bolt ons. Nice table shower, and a couple of minutes in the sauna, which always seems like a waste of time.

Massage was excellent, although the damage was .8 + .8, and I got that disappointed look and I was like 'really'? Nice nova finish, and got to see those girls up close. Will likely return, although I wish there were cheaper options, or ones where the girls, just once in a while, don't always say 'is that all you're going to tip me?

Be safe.

[WalterKovacs]

That and the fact that at least a couple of people claimed to have gotten the massage+BBBJ for 80 total (60+20). They practically robbed the place if they got it for that low LOL.

? you read the reviews wrong. No one said they got BBBJ for 60+2. Christmas only comes once a year.

[TheOuroboros]

Haahah wow man that sucks. Funny thing is, I went yesterday maybe an hour or two before closing for the same reason. I walked in but I didn't even get the girl and I didn't want to seem to eager as if I already knew about the BJ so I didn't. Instead I got another girl named Amy, a little better looking, taller more solid build. Massage was one of the best I've had at an AMP. So I instantly knew I wasn't getting a BJ and didn't take my chances to gamble after such a great massage she did pull down her shirt and reveal really great set of tits to my surprise, feeding allowed while HJ to completion. Damage. 6 + . 2 . Tip..

See I've seen both. And even tho Amy doesn't do BBJ (or at least I haven't pushed for it) she doesn't need to in order for me to have a good time. Her massage is good and she's much more playful on the flip with teasing and she does have a good rack. So you know as always YMMV.

[RvaYoungMonger]

From out of town, had a dream based on reviews on the board (thanks guys). My provider was named Patti. Wasn't too thick but wasn't a spinner either, honestly what I was looking for because I was tired of AMPs. Let me start by saying I got the absolute worst massage I've ever gotten in my life. Just an oily rubdown with mediocre tease. OTC and UTC roaming was allowed. She was wearing a dress which is always awesome. She even let me stick my thumb in the stinker. Prob could've pushed for more extras, but couldn't hold back the finish which was explosive. Overall prob won't repeat given the quality of massage but if you don't care about that then I'd recommend. YMMV.

RVA.

[Wp212]

This place has probably seen a big uptick in mongers asking for BBBJ after the recent review so she probably got spooked and isn't giving it anymore (if she was doing BBBJ as an extra service). Or she may have been somewhat attracted to the other monger who was able to get it.

That and the fact that at least a couple of people claimed to have gotten the massage+BBBJ for 80 total (60+20). They practically robbed the place if they got it for that low LOL.

[Titan Omega]

Besides YMMV, maybe the lady doesn't want to BJ for every guy coming in after one review here. Please don't get angry, it's her choice. I always thought (at least for me) this hobby is supposed to be fun for both.

Guess it was more frustration than anger. Knowing how horrible the massage was the last time I got her the only bright side would have been the BJ.

[Serpico99]

Did she mention why Mimi wasn't there?

She just told me she was no longer there.

[JmSuttr]

I've been going here for a couple of months because I thought I found a really good legit spot. Clean, comfortable, professional and reasonable, all of that. But the last couple of times they keep shorting on time. That's one thing that really irritates me is the time issue.

I usually deduct $10 if they short me 10 - 15 minutes. If they short me more than that then I deduct $20. But very important to let them know exactly why you're doing it and what they need to do to earn the full amount next time. And maybe also mention to MMS so she understands what's expected. They may pout and complain but they'll get the message that you're not a client to be f*cked with.

Appropriate incentives and disincentives are what makes this hobby work. And allowing providers to take unfair advantage just makes things worse for future customers. Also, the same principles apply to legit masseuses, IMHO, although maybe adjust the amount of tip withheld since the tip is less to begin with.

[NyHornet]

I stopped by Healing Touch (now called Healthy Therapy) on the weekend off of Digges hoping to see Mimi but there was another girl there, Lulu. She told me she was filling in for Angela, who is one of the other regular providers there.

Typical Chinese middle aged, cute face, kind of tall for a Chinese woman, not slim but not fat just average body.

She did a great massage and good ST. I was already horned up so it did not take long for me to explode. She gave me the Korean AMP 45 minute session, which sucked because Mimi and Angela always gives me the full hour.

70 for hour, 50 tip. The massage was great so no complaints. The annoying thing was the door bell rang twice during my session so when a provider is working solo, it can be annoying to be interupted.

I would not recommend Lulu. I would opt for Mimi or Angela.

Did she mention why Mimi wasn't there?

[Procrast333]

I've been going here for a couple of months because I thought I found a really good legit spot. Clean, comfortable, professional and reasonable, all of that. But the last couple of times they keep shorting on time. That's one thing that really irritates me is the time issue.

[Serpico99]

I had a dream that I made a second attempt. Went back and got the same unattractive woman and opted for the 30 min massage. I bared with the horrible massage knowing that I could get the BJ on the flip. On the flip she gave me the signal and I nodded and pointed to her mouth. She says she doesn't do that. I got so mad but contained myself. I sat through that horrible massage I'm sure I have enough patience to talk her into it. After a few strokes I ask her if she can BJ, that she did it for me last time I was here. A complete lie but I was swinging for the fences and she thinks about it and says 1. I ask her one hund red? She stares at me blankley and goes back to stroking after a min of confusion. So pissed off I'm now trying to figure something else out and I start thinking of cows and old ladies taking baths and she couldn't get me going and she grew more and more frustrated. She stepped back and wrapped her hair up and I'm thinking I won she's about to go down. Completely wrong. She instead lifts up her dress and attempts to take off her bra but was too lazy to get off completely over her tits so she grabs my hand buts on her flat butt. It wasn't working for me and offered to leave unfinished. I'll try one more time but if I don't get thicker one I won't bother.

This place has probably seen a big uptick in mongers asking for BBBJ after the recent review so she probably got spooked and isn't giving it anymore (if she was doing BBBJ as an extra service). Or she may have been somewhat attracted to the other monger who was able to get it.

[Dr Bombay]

I had a dream that I made a second attempt. Went back and got the same unattractive woman and opted for the 30 min massage. I bared with the horrible massage knowing that I could get the BJ on the flip. On the flip she gave me the signal and I nodded and pointed to her mouth. She says she doesn't do that. I got so mad but contained myself. I sat through that horrible massage I'm sure I have enough patience to talk her into it. After a few strokes I ask her if she can BJ, that she did it for me last time I was here. A complete lie but I was swinging for the fences and she thinks about it and says 1. I ask her one hund red? She stares at me blankley and goes back to stroking after a min of confusion. So pissed off I'm now trying to figure something else out and I start thinking of cows and old ladies taking baths and she couldn't get me going and she grew more and more frustrated. She stepped back and wrapped her hair up and I'm thinking I won she's about to go down. Completely wrong. She instead lifts up her dress and attempts to take off her bra but was too lazy to get off completely over her tits so she grabs my hand buts on her flat butt. It wasn't working for me and offered to leave unfinished. I'll try one more time but if I don't get thicker one I won't bother.

Besides YMMV, maybe the lady doesn't want to BJ for every guy coming in after one review here. Please don't get angry, it's her choice. I always thought (at least for me) this hobby is supposed to be fun for both.

[WalterKovacs]

Haahah wow man that sucks. Funny thing is, I went yesterday maybe an hour or two before closing for the same reason. I walked in but I didn't even get the girl and I didn't want to seem to eager as if I already knew about the BJ so I didn't. Instead I got another girl named Amy, a little better looking, taller more solid build. Massage was one of the best I've had at an AMP. So I instantly knew I wasn't getting a BJ and didn't take my chances to gamble after such a great massage she did pull down her shirt and reveal really great set of tits to my surprise, feeding allowed while HJ to completion. Damage. 6 + . 2 . Tip.

I had a dream that I made a second attempt. Went back and got the same unattractive woman and opted for the 30 min massage. I bared with the horrible massage knowing that I could get the BJ on the flip. On the flip she gave me the signal and I nodded and pointed to her mouth. She says she doesn't do that. I got so mad but contained myself. I sat through that horrible massage I'm sure I have enough patience to talk her into it. After a few strokes I ask her if she can BJ, that she did it for me last time I was here. A complete lie but I was swinging for the fences and she thinks about it and says 1. I ask her one hund red? She stares at me blankley and goes back to stroking after a min of confusion. So pissed off I'm now trying to figure something else out and I start thinking of cows and old ladies taking baths and she couldn't get me going and she grew more and more frustrated. She stepped back and wrapped her hair up and I'm thinking I won she's about to go down. Completely wrong. She instead lifts up her dress and attempts to take off her bra but was too lazy to get off completely over her tits so she grabs my hand buts on her flat butt. It wasn't working for me and offered to leave unfinished. I'll try one more time but if I don't get thicker one I won't bother.

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