Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimmy Pratt]

Clean out your inbox. My PM's are bouncing.

JP.

[Ambrose]

Stopped in yesterday but I didn't stay. Place looks like it's ok but for some reason I wasn't into her, I was looking for more so I headed to Rhode Island.

Thought I would give this place another shot. The first time I went in just to check it out and I really didn't give it a fair shot by not staying. Today I stayed and glad I did. Nothing spectacular but a good time just the same. Saw Nina, a very nice girl, very attentive, attractive, decent massage, nice to talk to. I will repeat, 60/40.

[LongDong508]

How big are the fake bolt ons??

[Sounds]

So, I made quite a few rookie errors on Friday in my first ever trip to can't.

1. I only had large bills (namely fifties).

Did have fifties with me the first time too. The mamassan and masseuse seemed totally confused by them. Gave the mamassan a 50 and 10 and she said. "No. $60". I said yes. She finally realized it was a $50 and not a $20. The girl had to look at the $50 a bit as well when tipping her. So yeah. Stick with 20's and 10's.

[TheBruiser666]

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We make room for a lot of kink here but one we don't is force. This web site is about commercial sex between consenting adults and use of force isn't a part of that.

You gotta go

A2

[JohnnyFunBoy]

Thanks, Worcguy, for the vine. I had a session with CiCi yesterday. Worcguy's assessment was correct. Short haircut, tight little spinner, I would have estimated more like mid 30's. Given the reviews, I expected FS so I put my $ tip on the table before she came in. She saw it immediately. Massage was OK, there was no ST, only a couple of stray grazes of my boys. Once she asked me to flip, she got her phone and used to translator to ask me "what do you want". I went for BBFS and was not disappointed. She pulled me off the table and sat me on the edge. She got down on her knees and started to work. Long story short, I ended up plowing her BB. I would definitely return. But next time, I want to try Linda.

Where is this envelope massage parlor? Would like to try it, inbox me with details, location please.

[Wabbitt9]

So, I made quite a few rookie errors on Friday in my first ever trip to can't.

1. I only had large bills (namely fifties).

2. I went with half an hour when a quarter hour was right about right.

3. I should have knocked out the easy one first.

Ended up doing a walk around the block because there was a black guy walking REALLY slowly by the place fucking with his phone, and I wasn't trying to make it obvious that I was going to get a rub and tug. When I circled back around it was clear. Hit the buzzer and waited what felt like an eternity.

The girl that answered was cute. Probably mid 30's with a nice face and a nice shape. I was immediately ushered into the left room at the door (aka, the one that guys had recently been saying not to take). My brain was calling abort, but since previous reports had said the girl in that room was in her 40's with big tits, I figured maybe she'd been switched out.

Get in the room, pull two fifties from my wallet, tell the girl to bring me back my change. Yeah. That didn't happen. Get stripped down and lay face down on the table.

Got to say. It was a decent massage, so maybe word got back that she needed to do more than just move the skin around. She straddled my ass and put all her weight into it. Actually worked a kink out of the small of my back that had been bothering me for a few weeks, and my back actually cracked at one point. Once the flip happened, she did a pretty decent rub on my chest and legs. All in all, given what a real massage costs, it was worth what I'd already spent.

Then she gave the universal signal for HE, and since by that point I'd already been squeezing her ass and rubbing her clit under her panties. I was already harder than times in '29. So I pulled out another fifty (dumbass) and she shook her head no. And since my little head was doing all the thinking, I pulled out another one and asked if she was going to get me change this time (ha ha. I'm a fucking moron.). She pulls out the girls and they're nice and big but obviously fake. Starts a nice, steady jerk. Faster than I'd do myself but not a jackhammer, while I play with her tits. After a couple minutes I nut on her hand, she cleans me up, and I get dressed and go on my way while wondering why the hell I'd just dropped two bills to get jerked off. And cursing myself for getting large bills at the bank when I was getting the cash out for my planned evening with Monica.

So, yeah. Get all twenties next time.

Funny story though. Before I went over there I stopped at the nearby Wendy's first. In that same parking lot is a different AMP that (t0 my knowledge) is strictly legit. Two tables away is a family eating. Suddenly the daughter (who was probably 10 or so) points at the place and says, "Dad. Why don't you get some Asian bodywork!

Almost choked on my sandwich trying not to laugh.

[Matt9978]

I saw CiCi around a week ago. Well it started out with Linda. A little more than half way through CiCi joined Linda. Linda said "she new girl", and as far as her rub I believe it. Had no idea what she was doing. Kind of just looking for a place rub where Linda wasn't / I think she was probably watching Linda on how to do it. No pressure, very repetitive. Linda will probably (or already has) worked with her on this. Anyway, I asked for CiCi for the finish. BBFS was on menu, but I went with CFS (She hopped on, gave me a peck on the lips, and off we went. CiCi is probably in her 20's, probably under 5 feet tall, Short / boyish haircut. Tight body. Does a lot of talking. No idea what she's saying. No English at all.

Thanks, Worcguy, for the vine. I had a session with CiCi yesterday. Worcguy's assessment was correct. Short haircut, tight little spinner, I would have estimated more like mid 30's. Given the reviews, I expected FS so I put my $ tip on the table before she came in. She saw it immediately. Massage was OK, there was no ST, only a couple of stray grazes of my boys. Once she asked me to flip, she got her phone and used to translator to ask me "what do you want". I went for BBFS and was not disappointed. She pulled me off the table and sat me on the edge. She got down on her knees and started to work. Long story short, I ended up plowing her BB. I would definitely return. But next time, I want to try Linda.

[Matt9978]

I eep-dicked her! She let me give her a creamie filling!

Did anyone get the name of this new girl?

Post Script - had I reread the entries I would’ve seen that her name was Linda. Sorry about that.

[TheBruiser666]

That's got to be a first LOL, way to!

I deep-dicked her! She let me give her a creamie filling!

[TheBruiser666]

First time this has ever happened to me. Got the new girl at envelope and went for the FS, at an agreed to tip of $. Well let's just say I left such a lasting impression that she breathlessly gave me a $20 rebate!

Bro, same thing. I railed her and she gave me a rebate! She even allowed me to throat jam her! I used a lot of force and showed that * no quarter and she loved it!

[Iman2765]

First time this has ever happened to me. Got the new girl at envelope and went for the FS, at an agreed to tip of $. Well let's just say I left such a lasting impression that she breathlessly gave me a $20 rebate!

That's got to be a first LOL, way to!

[Umbrellaman1]

First time this has ever happened to me. Got the new girl at envelope and went for the FS, at an agreed to tip of $. Well let's just say I left such a lasting impression that she breathlessly gave me a $20 rebate!

[Dangbee]

Saw Lezza last week for the first time in a year. Same great service and ending. Be aware she is HJ only and roaming is very limited. But the overall experience is amazing. Relaxation massage at its best!

I agree. I had her about a month ago. Great relaxing massage. And the HJ was OUTSTANDING! She is all older but I still think she is very attractive I'd totally ram her if I could. She is a must see.

[TheBruiser666]

Saw Lezza last week for the first time in a year. Same great service and ending. Be aware she is HJ only and roaming is very limited. But the overall experience is amazing. Relaxation massage at its best!

Last time I saw Leeza she worshipped my cock. Unreal provider. My experience was different from yours, though-- she relaxed me with her mouth. I pushed her head down pretty forcibly as I read her the Riot Act. Leeza is a good girl whos uvala was used as a speed bag. Try harder my friend.