Massage Parlor Reports

[Agdro17]

Went yesterday.

Same story as the one on powel (8603) in fact, I think is the same owner, same girls.

Anyways, no fun at all. Perhaps someone gets lucky, let me know if you do. (PM).

[Souljurn]

To be honest I have moved on from AMP for these reasons. I found I was spending more for hopeful happy endings and more, than I would have spent visiting a independent lady, who offers it all.

Eh, it depends, but I guess that's mostly true here in Portland. I prefer AMPs because everything is kind of straightforward (everywhere else but here, I guess) and their location never changes. I can come in at my convenience and not worry about the fucking phone game or asking for prices (some of these gals charge way above standard for no good reason). Back in Texas some of then AMP ladies I was closer with would let me see them off work, one would literally flirt every time unnecessarily (though I liked it) asking if I wanted someone to cuddle on random nights and all it cost me was keeping her company the next day and driving her around because she didn't have a car. Nothing worse than a G / f has made me do and she usually kept things. Interesting.

With my volatile schedule (not knowing what the fuck I was going to do until the week OF and even then having it flip flop sometimes hours before) it was just hard to schedule regular girls and I'd spend hours on BP trying to get responses from ladies only to gamble anyway on their quality of service. BP isn't exactly well known for excellence, and while you get some gems (more so up here I'm finding) sometimes you find escorts who catfish or just lay there like a corpse and offer a supper subpar experience.

Of course, in Texas AMPs are fucking palaces. The "worst" areas were nearly guaranteed HE and the spas in nearly every major city were well worth the 200-250. I fucking LOVED a lady who know how to do a nice, teasing nuru with lots of rump in your face and nibbling. Really got you ready for the main course. Was super disappointing to find none of that up here. Even for being boasted as one of the states with the most strip clubs (THE most? They're laughably pathetic too and don't hold a candle to even the shittiest Texan club in terms on what's being offered.

Don't know, came up here because I was given a golden opportunity, but for hobbyist Oregon kind of really sucks. I really miss the south. Practically dying for a good SPA experience.

[PDXorBust]

Anyone know if these places are any good? I'm passing through tigard weekly for work and need a break from the traffic.

Suuny Yes. Tea Garden? Do not know.

[Member #5666]

Total bust. Tipped 60 in advance and sent out all the right signals. Nothing, not even a little tease. TOFTT I guess. Lied about the table shower too. Still looking for that "total spa" experience. Might have to just pay the white girl tax and go independent.

To be honest I have moved on from AMP for these reasons. I found I was spending more for hopeful happy endings and more, than I would have spent visiting a independent lady, who offers it all.

[Member #5677]

Anyone know if these places are any good? I'm passing through tigard weekly for work and need a break from the traffic.

[Selfish]

Total bust. Tipped 60 in advance and sent out all the right signals. Nothing, not even a little tease. TOFTT I guess. Lied about the table shower too. Still looking for that "total spa" experience. Might have to just pay the white girl tax and go independent.

[PoonJabber]

For first timers. THe stark place next to the check cashing place is nice. Friendly girls. One girl is super nice and has a beautiful face. Younger also. Ones on hwy 99 in vancouver can be good. Might have to make a couple of visits before you get known to them and they are comfortable.

A while ago. I had a girl who had to leave and asked if she could cut the session to 30 min. I said fine. We flipped and she went right to the family jewels. It was nice. She let me roam some. I would repeat there. But also like to spread my wealth around some. New blood is always fun.

Cannot wait to get some warmer weather. The cold crap and rain sucks. But its coming soon.

As a newbie I was beginning to think everything was DIY. Thanks for the heads up on this place, got just what I was looking for and the massage was pretty good too.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Any AMP with full service not just a HJ or diy only time I have ever been to an AMP was in socal and got everything I wanted first time in have not tried any in the portland area looking for something else than SW or BP.

Good luck with that in this area.

[PDXorBust]

Hi had business in Hillsboro One oout of the way place on evergreen was closed Just no one there. Went to downtown area Found a nice place. Great massage but a little hard on the old Johnson. She is cute and pleasing worked hard. No feeling up. But had to tell her to lighten up a little. LOL. Fun nice place though.

More soon.

Was this downtown on 3rd and 3rd? Curious if anyone has been there lately.

[Amp Guide]

Hi had business in Hillsboro One oout of the way place on evergreen was closed Just no one there. Went to downtown area Found a nice place. Great massage but a little hard on the old Johnson. She is cute and pleasing worked hard. No feeling up. But had to tell her to lighten up a little. LOL. Fun nice place though.

More soon.

[DunderMifflin]

In Vancouver, stopped by and was offered DIY. Not my thing so I just enjoyed the massage. Girl wore a skirt with leggings on underneath. I should know better.

[Zizix]

Any AMP with full service not just a HJ or diy only time I have ever been to an AMP was in socal and got everything I wanted first time in have not tried any in the portland area looking for something else than SW or BP.

[BobBridges]

Hello, I'm new to Portland. Any massage places near the airport that you guys recommend? Thanks.

Don't know of any right near the airport but 119th and Stark is not too far from there.

[MassageMan2018]

Hello, I'm new to Portland. Any massage places near the airport that you guys recommend? Thanks.

[Member #5666]

Anyone try out Red Rose or have other suggestions in the Beaverton area?

OK massage, they do some fun, but no touching back.