Massage Parlor Reports

[Skooby]

Out of frustration I went to my go to AMP in Woodbridge. Everything was going well until we're a minute into the flip and you hear a loud banging on the parlor door. You hear another women start screaming out in korean which lead to complete chaos. She throws a towel over me and runs out the door and locks it from the outside. You can hear the officers talking and walking around and I'm freaking out. Turns out it was just an inspection but my heart was racing too much to even finish. I let her know its ok I'll just go and she got real suspicious of me and walked out the room and came back with another AMP in a black teddy / gown and offered to 4 hand me. I couldn't resist especially since I already tipped for way less than the 4 hands experience. While the skinny girl cleaned me up the other one grabbed my pants and emptied my pockets on to the counter. I asked what's going on and she said that it fell out my pockets. Definitely not returning.

I don't remember if I posted this or not but this happened to me as well. Last year at an AMP on Richmond Highway in Alexandria. Right after the flip I heard knocking and screaming saying "HEALTH INSPECTION!" I was really nervous!

Exact same experience except they arrested one of the girls. I didn't see it but heard it while still inside the room. I got dressed but I didn't leave. There was another monger that came in after me that was in another room as well. I heard them asking him all kinds of questions about where he worked and if he's a federal employee or politician. They was grilling him for about 10 minutes. I heard them tell him "alright, lets go into the other room for a minute"). I didn't hear what they was saying in there though.

The only thing they asked me was why was I there and how did I find out about the place (they said DON'T LIE EITHER!). I told the truth, I found the place on craigslist and came to get a massage. For me, nothing had happened yet. They said I wasn't under arrest and I could leave, so I left. I guess I didn't "look" like a typical professional. I didn't see the other guy in the main lobby when I left but there was an extra car out there that wasn't there when I first got there. I don't know if it was his or not but when I got there it was only my car and a minivan out there. When I left it was my car, minivan, a sedan type vehicle and 3 cars with the siren type lights on the dash. This happened late, around 8:00 pm on a rainy Thursday.

I haven't been there since but I happened to drive past there a couple of weeks ago and the massage sign is still up but there was a cop car with the lights off in an adjacent parking lot.

[KingSapa]

Since you're just starting out, and your questions are pretty broad, my best advice is for you to read back at least 10+ pages in the MP, Craigslist and BP Advertiser forums. You'll find most of the massage-related info in the MP and CL forums but there's also good stuff in the BP one.

By doing some extensive RTFF you'll not only gain direct intel but it'll also help you frame more specific questions. Another bonus is that you'll get a sense of which other forum members have informative posts and which ones have tastes similar to yours. And you can also benefit by doing forum searches for keywords (ex. Thai, Latina, specific locations, etc.) that match your particular interests and needs.

Thanks! Ill start with your suggestions.

[WalterKovacs]

Sounds like Halia, Elena, Victoria, Danielle at Ruby Models.

Halia and Elena are the 2 are constants there the other 2 and others come and go. But even Halia and Elena have been known to disappear at times, but they always seem to come back.

Link or phone #?

[JmSuttr]

Wife will be gone for a couple weeks looking for massages. Lived in nova all my life but have only gotten massages outside the country somewhat new to this. Looking for good locations and tips on what its like in the area and what to expect. PM me if preferred.

Since you're just starting out, and your questions are pretty broad, my best advice is for you to read back at least 10+ pages in the MP, Craigslist and BP Advertiser forums. You'll find most of the massage-related info in the MP and CL forums but there's also good stuff in the BP one.

By doing some extensive RTFF you'll not only gain direct intel but it'll also help you frame more specific questions. Another bonus is that you'll get a sense of which other forum members have informative posts and which ones have tastes similar to yours. And you can also benefit by doing forum searches for keywords (ex. Thai, Latina, specific locations, etc.) that match your particular interests and needs.

[Pbarber307]

Wife will be gone for a couple weeks looking for massages....

Your wife is looking for massages?

[DcManLive]

There is a group of girls that work out of an apartment in W Springfield. I'm pretty sure they have a website and / or post on BP. I paid a visit 3-4 weeks ago and now I can't find contact info. They're on the second floor of an older apartment complex that has the stairs on the side. There are also condos close by. Any help is appreciated!

Sounds like Halia, Elena, Victoria, Danielle at Ruby Models.

Halia and Elena are the 2 are constants there the other 2 and others come and go. But even Halia and Elena have been known to disappear at times, but they always seem to come back.

[Lohkey]

Better: Tell us all. This sounds like serious Intel.

Pm you got to put that out there!

[Drugrepva]

There is a group of girls that work out of an apartment in W Springfield. I'm pretty sure they have a website and / or post on BP. I paid a visit 3-4 weeks ago and now I can't find contact info. They're on the second floor of an older apartment complex that has the stairs on the side. There are also condos close by. Any help is appreciated!

[Procrast333]

Can you PM me which woodbridge location this happened? Thanks.

Better: Tell us all. This sounds like serious Intel.

[The NewGuy]

I was in the Lake Ridge / Woodbridge area and did a quick search on CL instead of doing a search here, mistake. I ended up at Euphoric Massages. Beautiful asian women all over the place. They offered table showers and I dreamt I saw a tissue box right next to the lotion so I thought it was a solid pick. Typical AMP convo with compliments and dreamed there was some roaming on her part. On the flip she looked away as I turned around. I figured she was going to hand me off to someone else for the shower / finish. I was wrong. Best massage I've had but she definitely played me with the finish.

Out of frustration I went to my go to AMP in Woodbridge. Everything was going well until we're a minute into the flip and you hear a loud banging on the parlor door. You hear another women start screaming out in korean which lead to complete chaos. She throws a towel over me and runs out the door and locks it from the outside. You can hear the officers talking and walking around and I'm freaking out. Turns out it was just an inspection but my heart was racing too much to even finish. I let her know its ok I'll just go and she got real suspicious of me and walked out the room and came back with another AMP in a black teddy / gown and offered to 4 hand me. I couldn't resist especially since I already tipped for way less than the 4 hands experience. While the skinny girl cleaned me up the other one grabbed my pants and emptied my pockets on to the counter. I asked what's going on and she said that it fell out my pockets. Definitely not returning.

Can you PM me which woodbridge location this happened? Thanks.

[KingSapa]

Wife will be gone for a couple weeks looking for massages. Lived in nova all my life but have only gotten massages outside the country somewhat new to this. Looking for good locations and tips on what its like in the area and what to expect. PM me if preferred.

[RubMeLongTime]

Hit up smooth water in ffx city. Good news is there ate 3 providers, mid 30's plus.

My provider was Linda. Ok massage, ST was ok, standard nova finish with standard tip brought a pout as she was.

Looking for another Jackson. Service was not worth it so I said that's all I had. Not worth getting any more funds. On the way out saw a better looking provider on the phone with long black hair and she smiled at me.

If anyone gets the chance to give her a shot report back with results as she looked to be more my type.

Good luck.

-Rub.

[Hugh Japenis]

Winchester. Craigslist. Org / thp / d / gentlemen-are-you-tired-of /6530022937. Html.

Has anyone tried them? I used the search function, and saw two conflicting reports. Don't want to waste my time driving an hour up for dissapointment.

[WalterKovacs]

I was in the Lake Ridge / Woodbridge area and did a quick search on CL instead of doing a search here, mistake. I ended up at Euphoric Massages. Beautiful asian women all over the place. They offered table showers and I dreamt I saw a tissue box right next to the lotion so I thought it was a solid pick. Typical AMP convo with compliments and dreamed there was some roaming on her part. On the flip she looked away as I turned around. I figured she was going to hand me off to someone else for the shower / finish. I was wrong. Best massage I've had but she definitely played me with the finish.

Out of frustration I went to my go to AMP in Woodbridge. Everything was going well until we're a minute into the flip and you hear a loud banging on the parlor door. You hear another women start screaming out in korean which lead to complete chaos. She throws a towel over me and runs out the door and locks it from the outside. You can hear the officers talking and walking around and I'm freaking out. Turns out it was just an inspection but my heart was racing too much to even finish. I let her know its ok I'll just go and she got real suspicious of me and walked out the room and came back with another AMP in a black teddy / gown and offered to 4 hand me. I couldn't resist especially since I already tipped for way less than the 4 hands experience. While the skinny girl cleaned me up the other one grabbed my pants and emptied my pockets on to the counter. I asked what's going on and she said that it fell out my pockets. Definitely not returning.

Lmao bro what? PM what AMP this happened at.

[Mustang946]

I wanted to share this for those of us who are already feeling nostalgic by Coco's protracted upcoming Vacation. I have found Coco's double not in an AMP but in a Japanese restaurant as a waitress.

I was visiting NYC this week and decided on a whim to try a Japanese restaurant. With over 500 Japanese restaurants to chose from I decided on Donburiya in Midtown (55th and 8th Ave). I was seated at the Bar and I looked up at one of the waitresses that passed by me. I said to myself "oh my god she looks exactly like Coco". Her face was exactly like Coco (only difference slightly puffy on the cheeks), she looked a few years younger, long hair slightly lighter, same height and contour (not thick by looking at her pants). Much to my dismay she was serving the tables not the bar, but every time she passed my field of vision in the bar to fetch a drink I tried to glance at her without staring because I was still in disbelief. She did not make any eye contact with me which I did not expect until the surprise at the end. After I payed and was about to leave my seat, she approached me gave me a beautiful smile and said "Thank you". I melted at her feet.

BTW the food was good too.

SS.

Could have been a relative.