Massage Parlor Reports

**Big Daddy Don** · 03-14-18 17:40

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Your were beyond bored man LOL. Like you coulda taken a stroll down Rt1.

She couldn't have paid me to touch her let alone touch me. Geezzzz Jesus.

PC out.

GOOD LORD MAN! I clicked on the link out of curiosity. I still taste a little bile in the back of my mouth. What were you thinking?

**NyHornet** · 03-14-18 13:20

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Search the massage parlor and BP advertiser forums for info on these providers. "Clifton farmhouse" is the most common search term to look for. My visit last summer was disappointing; others have had similar results but there are other mongers who had a better time.

The lady I saw was not like the photos. She was an A cup and pretty much a disappointment on all facets. I have thought about trying again for the other one, but haven't yet. Not sure if their is a rotation of more than two.

**Tom McAn** · 03-14-18 00:40

Originally Posted by Soco21 [View Original Post]

Hello gents wanted to know if anyone had any info on her? Feel free to pm me.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ville/42977867

Search the massage parlor and BP advertiser forums for info on these providers. "Clifton farmhouse" is the most common search term to look for. My visit last summer was disappointing; others have had similar results but there are other mongers who had a better time.

**TheOuroboros** · 03-13-18 21:00

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-3430/46989112

After getting blown off by one of the independents, I started hunting down ads for AMPs near the area and stumbled across this ad and figured I'd TOFFT. I dreamed that I went to this spa and was greeted by an older Asian lady who if you told me she was 40 I'd believe you but could have been older it's always impossible to tell. She wasn't attractive enough for me to gamble on an hour with no payoff so I opted for half hour at. 5 Kinda regret that I did because while the massage was so so, she did tease and when the flip came, she tried to play coy which turned me on. She teased some more and got really into it caressing and blowing on junior. I lifted her shirt up and peeled open her bra to reveal a juicy pair of melons that I began to suck on as she moaned and stroked me. We kissed and I gave her jugs one more hard squeeze before I exploded all over my stomach. She cleaned me up and playfully kissed junior before giving me another massage for 5 more minutes to complete the half hour.

Total damage $. 0.

Kinda regret not staying longer but they offer a 4 hand for $90, I would like to try in another dream and get a better grip on the massage skills, and especially if they both can replicate that passion and give twice the sparks.

**Soco21** · 03-13-18 20:21

Hello gents wanted to know if anyone had any info on her? Feel free to pm me.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ville/42977867

**Barkeater** · 03-13-18 05:51

Stopped by Pine Wellness in Herndon last night. Had my usual good time. The girls there tend to be a little bit younger and cuter than elsewhere in the area, and I generally have a great time there.

Got Linda, a short little thing, who was fun and gave a great massage. After the flip the top came off, revealing perky girls and a nice tan body. Standard NOVA finish. Damage was .8 + .8.

Be safe out there.

**Member #6748** · 03-12-18 20:29

I met Kelly, a late 30's early 40's Chinese woman. She was beautiful and she gave me a wonderful massage. She didn't miss one spot and the HE was very sensual and erotic. She let me rom OTC, but she appears to have a nice body for her age. I will repeat just to see her.

http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...hower/43013752

**GlockEm17** · 03-12-18 20:08

Stopped by this pm. No wait. Paid standard. 8 house fee. Doll spinner wouldn't tell me name. Body to die for and said she is 50. I know they age well but never thought that old. Great massage little oil, then the feather touch and hair up and down. On the flip asked how much, told her. 6 off came the top, again dam! Good finish, cleaned up and away with a big ole smile. Probably will dream about her somemore. Been 2 years since last visit since I normally doing Richmond, Newport News area. Wish I was up here more!

**BayouJ** · 03-11-18 09:23

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Your were beyond bored man LOL. Like you coulda taken a stroll down Rt1.

She couldn't have paid me to touch her let alone touch me. Geezzzz Jesus.

PC out.

Mistakes were made. Lesson was learned.

**Pcpc1688** · 03-10-18 23:14

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

Thanks for report. Still can't believe you tried it after seeing the pictures. Definitely not a spinner! . just a joke? Sorry for comments but pics blew me away. .

Your were beyond bored man LOL. Like you coulda taken a stroll down Rt1.

She couldn't have paid me to touch her let alone touch me. Geezzzz Jesus.

PC out.

**Amp Forever** · 03-10-18 22:32

Was looking for something new and came across an ad for Sun Therapy in Annandale. Couldn't find any info. But was intrigued that is it is in the former home of one of my ATF. Peach, which was featured in a Washington Post article and subsequently closed its doors. While I don't expect to see the same level of performance as Peach gave, especially YoYo, I am curious if anyone has tried it out. Any Info would be appreciated; if not, I may be able to TOFTT this week.

**DC002** · 03-10-18 22:17

Originally Posted by Bossanova86 [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/42997057

I was really god damn bored, so god damn bored and I wanted to try something new. I've seen this person like a few years ago and made a review on that visit (spoiler alert: wasn't great) but I decided to take another dive once more to see if the performance and services improved, the TLDR is no, not even close, even worse actually. I really don't have much to say other than I think her service is more catered to her own weird bizarro sexual desires of cuddling, coddling and mothering. Absolutely zero massage and zero 'tantra' was had, the place was dirty and it smelled, the sheets weren't clean at all, it wreaked of soiled sheets, baked in sweats and farts. This might be considered the saddest nova finish I've ever had in my time mongering. It was really bad and on top of that it's the f**king pits to park there, I ended up finding a parking spot (not actually one, improvised spot) in a lot around this really big condo complex that is split up in to 4 wings in Rosslyn. Gents just do yourself a favor and don't go, not even worth a trip, not even a click on the ad. The only good thing to come out of it was that I was able to shower and clean myself up before leaving so I wouldn't make the track back home with the stank on me.

Thanks for report. Still can't believe you tried it after seeing the pictures. Definitely not a spinner! . just a joke? Sorry for comments but pics blew me away. .

**JohnWarhammer** · 03-10-18 20:01

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/42997057

I was really god damn bored, so god damn bored and I wanted to try something new. I've seen this person like a few years ago and made a review on that visit (spoiler alert: wasn't great) but I decided to take another dive once more to see if the performance and services improved, the TLDR is no, not even close, even worse actually. I really don't have much to say other than I think her service is more catered to her own weird bizarro sexual desires of cuddling, coddling and mothering. Absolutely zero massage and zero 'tantra' was had, the place was dirty and it smelled, the sheets weren't clean at all, it wreaked of soiled sheets, baked in sweats and farts. This might be considered the saddest nova finish I've ever had in my time mongering. It was really bad and on top of that it's the f**king pits to park there, I ended up finding a parking spot (not actually one, improvised spot) in a lot around this really big condo complex that is split up in to 4 wings in Rosslyn. Gents just do yourself a favor and don't go, not even worth a trip, not even a click on the ad. The only good thing to come out of it was that I was able to shower and clean myself up before leaving so I wouldn't make the track back home with the stank on me.

**TheOuroboros** · 03-09-18 22:21

Originally Posted by Calvinking757 [View Original Post]

I've been to Latin Touch twice and have drawn Giovanna (black dress hair covering face in ad) she's a nice girl with a great body but overall nothing to write home about for overall experience. I've been wanting to try Sandra (pink dress in ad) but have been unable to. I scheduled a recent appt and drew Leah (black dress back turned ad) but had to cancel. Has anyone had a session with Leah? If so how was she?

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...e-vip/20803208

I've been to Latin Touch quite a number of times. Giovanna is a bust, drawn her multiple times and it's always the same, topless HJ with no room for improvements on future visits. Leah on the otherhand is a sweet girl. I've had a few sessions with her and she's a lot more receptive than Gio. Everything is on the menu if you play your cards right.

**Apolo106** · 03-09-18 18:05

Originally Posted by LetsGiveItATry [View Original Post]

I was the first person to review Sandra I Spa Hunters and I must say she was a delight. I wasn't too thrilled with her appearance at first, but once the session began, my attitude changed. Upon the second visit, she remembered me and it was a very pleasant experience. I used to see Isabella and she was amazing, too bad she left.

Had time to burn after work, place located inside a university. Interesting because there is a guard in the lobby. You just take the elevator to 2nd floor all the way toward the back of a hallway. Met Sandra, middle age south american lady, nice natural tits, her picture is accurate. Menu expanded after a few visits. Again, treating lady with respect goes a long way. Haven't seen other therapists when I went there. Not a lot latin place in the DMV area. I would go again but it's quite a drive for me. They also provide other spa treatments if you are interested.