Massage Parlor Reports

[BigDude8239]

Has anyone been to the MP near Lincoln and Belmont? All I see on their 'masaj' site is about the shower.

[Silvio]

Oh hell naw. Theyve been bad for more than 2 o years. Theyve been bad as long as I started mongering like more than 20 plus years.

Lane's has been terrible since the day it opened over 10 years ago. Countless others, including myself have written numerous reports detailing their lack of service and bad attitudes. Why didn't you ask here before you went there? Or, at least read thru the qpast reports? It would have saved you a lot of time and more importantly money.

AJ.

[Starks]

I stopped in a few weeks back and had Jenny? Paid for 30 min and the massage was basically non existent. Once she knew what I was there for there was zero effort. I didn't care much as I was in a rush and expected a half ass attempt. Was offered the menu and decided to go with a full plate at a discount $1. The face is weathered but she had a surprisingly nice / firm ass. It was a bit rushed but I figured it would be with the discount over what most visitors pay.

I've got a question that might be a little bit beside the point: how's the actual massage at Relax on Cermak? From the sound of it everything else is good, but seeing as my back is a bit achy I'd like to find a place that does a good massage in addition to everything else.

Give Yu Yu a try. Just let her know you want a hard massage. She also does a pretty good back walk, and has other very good skills also.

[Mitsom]

They won't get in trouble from this board. Look at the roselle section, all the reports on AD spa. They have been open for years and had never had an issue. bbbj with cim for 100 seems very reasonable price. I'm also not interested in visiting a spa where they complain about customer tipping or each other types of drama. My mature response to that if I encounter it is to please continue the massage as I don't want to hear that type of banter.

I posted on an encounter at a certain place near Chinatown AMP a number of years ago, some pretty specific details which maybe I should not have, and 2 weeks later the place was shut down. Coincidence? I don't know. But I can't fault anyone for being cautious, especially with a gem. I think posting on an AMP that is brick and mortar is different than an outcall or escort. It's been well documented that LEO has used this site in the past.

I've got two places I have been frequenting and one has been getting a lot of exposure on here lately (near Chinatown). Last time there I ended with the mt laying on the table sideways banging her while my thumb was in her ass. Killer experience but I was relucted to post because I don't want the place shut down. I haven't even been going lately because of all the exposure here. My other spot is in Avondale and I've heard nothing about it here. I might PM about it but definitely wouldn't post. All the girls are super adamant about me not telling anyone or any of the other girls although I've had at least tits out and panties down on them all LOL.

I know it's a bit hypocritical because I certainly appreciate others reviews. But for my hidden gems I just don't want to take the chance. Also, I might be considered one of those guys who overpays for services. I'm trying to get what I want, how I want it. I don't expect a first class experience if I'm only willing to pay for coach. And sometimes you have to build a relationship with these places. My north side spot I've gotten pretty naughty with some of the girls. Last week I had my mt repeat stuff like "I'm massage sl** for you" and "First massage then you fucka my mouf" during massage. She's very submissive. We finished with her giving HE while sucking my nipples and me with a finger in each of her holes from behind. Afterward she thanks me and reminds me to request her next time. That's because I tip and not because I treat them like a princesses.

[OrdLover]

Those are the words of wisdom. But, sometime ago I received PMs from a guy (I think he was a man), who described interesting things, providing all info including names, phones etc. Of the providers (although I did not ask him anything), and he suggested, invited to bid on such services directly with the provider, using the given phone numbers Basically he or she was either pimping or it was an actual provider who used this approach to get more business. I'm sure I was not the only one who received those unsolicited PM offers. I found some similarities between CD's anonymous reports and those old PMs. Generally speaking CD didn't describe any unique, unusual, impossible services. All described is readily and widely available for the right price at the right places. Moreover, I'm sure that there are tons of mts who would do anything and everything for the right price, but we are not asking more just L1 mistakenly assuming that FS or BJ are not on a menu. Therefore, CD just hints or directs mongers to ask for extras and might be giving providers' info, as long as those who asked him, promised to pay what CD considers as a fair price.

Wow. This is just a reminder of why I don't post on rubmap. Ok first thing first. CD is not a pimp and I have gotten info from him freely with no strings attached. Second thing the girls that he described are usually spot. But the service are YMMV. Some time I get the same services as him other times something else. Some times I get better service than him. So in the end CD is legit. But it is his choice to give out whatever info he decides to whoever he wants. Like for me I posted on aamp subforum for someone to vouch for me to get Pam's girl. But nobody ever vouches for me. But guess what then tough love for me. And I would just continue on trying. Like before I posted 4 new mp but no reviews had come forward yet. I would do it but lately I strapped for cash. So I just usually go to my regulars. So in the end everyone is taker but a few of us are givers. And if the takers don't get what they want they complain. But it is the choice of the givers to give what they want and to who they want. If you takers don't get what you wanted then just move on. And remember guys this a community to help each other and not fight with each other. Especially considering Chicago has the shittiest market for us and it still going downhill.

[Walker333]

the point of posting is to openly share. If I wanted to keep something to myself or a select few, then why post at all?

Those are the words of wisdom. But, sometime ago I received PMs from a guy (I think he was a man), who described interesting things, providing all info including names, phones etc. Of the providers (although I did not ask him anything), and he suggested, invited to bid on such services directly with the provider, using the given phone numbers Basically he or she was either pimping or it was an actual provider who used this approach to get more business. I'm sure I was not the only one who received those unsolicited PM offers. I found some similarities between CD's anonymous reports and those old PMs. Generally speaking CD didn't describe any unique, unusual, impossible services. All described is readily and widely available for the right price at the right places. Moreover, I'm sure that there are tons of mts who would do anything and everything for the right price, but we are not asking more just L1 mistakenly assuming that FS or BJ are not on a menu. Therefore, CD just hints or directs mongers to ask for extras and might be giving providers' info, as long as those who asked him, promised to pay what CD considers as a fair price.

[VRooomBada]

MMA has shared multiple true unicorns with me. I think I have shared pretty well too. That is a better purpose for this forum than just telling war stories, IMHO.

I didn't expect a response from CD since I never saw one previously when people tried calling him out, so that's a step forward. I don't really have an opinion on whether some mongers are cheap or not (I certainly don't expect something for next to nothing), but how does that affect anyone else's experience? Someone else mentioned it may be a mistress type situation, in which case, why even post? Personally, the point of posting is to openly share. If I wanted to keep something to myself or a select few, then why post at all?

[Selforen11]

So, after reading reports here on the forum I decided to visit a spot on Western, just off 290. After parking, I walk right up, ring the door bell and am greeted b by an early 30's-ish Chinese woman named J* . She's wearing a short white dress, long black hair done up in braids. It's early, I'm her first customer. "You want 30 minutes or full hour?" she asks, which I translate as "you want me to make you cum right away so you can get back to work?" I tell her I only need 30 minutes. As we're walking back, I ask to use the bathroom. She laughs, "of course you can use bathroom," and shows me where to go. On my way back, I check the place out, look for a table shower. I don't see one.

Not wanting to give myself away as a first-time to her parlor, I say, "I thought the table shower would be ready by now. " It's a vague statement.

"Oh, no no, not ready yet," she says. "We only have stand-up shower, you do yourself. ".

I make a face. "Do myself?

"Yes, you want to do yourself?" she asks.

"I'd much rather you help me," I say. She laughs, says that would be an extra $10. "Take whatever you need, baby," I say. She laughs.

"Okay, baby," she says.

After I piss, she leads me to my room. It's huge, has a rocking chair, a door with a lock. She points to a robe, tells me to put it on. She points to a towel, tells me to wrap it around my waist. I strip. I put only put on the robe. She returns. "You don't want the towel?" she asks.

"No, I don't need it," I say. She leads me through the back, to a little shower room reminiscent of the kinds of shower / bathrooms you find in Thailand. It's a little dirty. She guides me in, takes off my robe. Then she starts taking off her tights.

"You don't mind /" she asks. I told her no. "You probably want me to take it all off?" she asks. Having been totally cool up until that point, and having maintained a respectable frame, I freeze and totally blow my shot at getting her completely naked.

"Maybe next time," I say.

She then proceeds to give me a standing shower, soapy bubbles and all. She waists no time grabbing at, pulling on my d* She calls me Superman and rubs my arms. "I like that," I say. "How about we do this two times? Once now, and once after my massage?" I ask. She agrees and starts puling on my dick. She get behind me. Her fingers flirt with my ass, she reaches around and starts to pull on my dick. The words 'rust trombone' came to mind, though she never used her tongue. As I came, she continued to moan and pull away from me so as to avoid becoming a target. It was magical.

After the shower we returned to my little room where she gave me a great massage, climbed up on top of me, tried to mile me / play with my ass from behind so as to get me hard again (I was spent). She then informed me that the place was under new management, three new girls. After she and I realized I would not be getting hard again, my time was up. I tipped her. Was a great experience all around.

I'm not saying more about the location, as the last place I reported on got the proverbial hug of death.

Stay safe out there boys.

I visited the "Holy Grail" on Western last Friday night. Easy to find based upon the information provided above. Got there at about 8 pm. Plenty of parking on Western. Place is very clean. No TS offered, although it is available. MT had little or no ability to communicate in English. Did not get her name. 5/10 in terms of looks. Massage was truely outstanding. No shortage of time whatsoever. Standard (but above average) HE on the flip. More massage after HE. Saw other MTs up front on the way out. Both more attractive, and conversant in English. 60/40 for 1 HR. All in all a nice way to start the weekend. Will repeat.

[Walker333]

Lane's has been terrible since the day it opened over 10 years ago. Countless others, including myself have written numerous reports detailing their lack of service and bad attitudes. Why didn't you ask here before you went there? Or, at least read thru the past reports? It would have saved you a lot of time and more importantly money.

AJ.

When they just opened up, long time ago, there was a young girl that was OK, she practically had "0" English and it was very funny just to communicate with her, giving her directions on the "job". But she left, or was terminated just in a couple of months and then the place became a rip-off, shit hole. Probably the owner is a greedy idiot, whoever he or she is. I'm surprised they are still in business.

[ReadyForRub]

I didn't hear about this in the news. I wonder if this is what shut down Angel Spa on Ashland and Addison which isn't far from Lily Spa. This will probably put the massage spas in the area on notice. Especially the beloved Belmont Spa everyone raves about.

Does this mean $30 is the new standard for the area?

[Walker333]

Has anyone tried this place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...eling/92036262

Had L1 there from a middle aged, plain looking provider. The whole experience was mediocre at best. She's asked me ten times if I was a LEO, then said (verbatim) that the "IT IS JUST a part of the body and she provides just a full body massage. She was very cautious and uncertain, but finally agreed to give unremarkable he. It could be that there was some better talent and menu available, but I didn't see one. Will not repeat, unless someone describes a better experience.

[ReadyForRub]

Has anyone tried this place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...eling/92036262

10:00 - 10:00 sounds good, but the picture of the shirtless guy massaging the woman is a minus. Let us know what you find. Thanks.

[Avg Joe]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.

Lane's has been terrible since the day it opened over 10 years ago. Countless others, including myself have written numerous reports detailing their lack of service and bad attitudes. Why didn't you ask here before you went there? Or, at least read thru the past reports? It would have saved you a lot of time and more importantly money.

AJ.

[Jadedone]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.

I have never, ever heard a positive or even neutral review of this place.

[SuckItTrebek]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.