Massage Parlor Reports

[RubMeLongTime]

Hit up smooth water in ffx city. Good news is there ate 3 providers, mid 30's plus.

My provider was Linda. Ok massage, ST was ok, standard nova finish with standard tip brought a pout as she was.

Looking for another Jackson. Service was not worth it so I said that's all I had. Not worth getting any more funds. On the way out saw a better looking provider on the phone with long black hair and she smiled at me.

If anyone gets the chance to give her a shot report back with results as she looked to be more my type.

Good luck.

-Rub.

[Hugh Japenis]

Winchester. Craigslist. Org / thp / d / gentlemen-are-you-tired-of /6530022937. Html.

Has anyone tried them? I used the search function, and saw two conflicting reports. Don't want to waste my time driving an hour up for dissapointment.

[WalterKovacs]

I was in the Lake Ridge / Woodbridge area and did a quick search on CL instead of doing a search here, mistake. I ended up at Euphoric Massages. Beautiful asian women all over the place. They offered table showers and I dreamt I saw a tissue box right next to the lotion so I thought it was a solid pick. Typical AMP convo with compliments and dreamed there was some roaming on her part. On the flip she looked away as I turned around. I figured she was going to hand me off to someone else for the shower / finish. I was wrong. Best massage I've had but she definitely played me with the finish.

Out of frustration I went to my go to AMP in Woodbridge. Everything was going well until we're a minute into the flip and you hear a loud banging on the parlor door. You hear another women start screaming out in korean which lead to complete chaos. She throws a towel over me and runs out the door and locks it from the outside. You can hear the officers talking and walking around and I'm freaking out. Turns out it was just an inspection but my heart was racing too much to even finish. I let her know its ok I'll just go and she got real suspicious of me and walked out the room and came back with another AMP in a black teddy / gown and offered to 4 hand me. I couldn't resist especially since I already tipped for way less than the 4 hands experience. While the skinny girl cleaned me up the other one grabbed my pants and emptied my pockets on to the counter. I asked what's going on and she said that it fell out my pockets. Definitely not returning.

Lmao bro what? PM what AMP this happened at.

[Mustang946]

I wanted to share this for those of us who are already feeling nostalgic by Coco's protracted upcoming Vacation. I have found Coco's double not in an AMP but in a Japanese restaurant as a waitress.

I was visiting NYC this week and decided on a whim to try a Japanese restaurant. With over 500 Japanese restaurants to chose from I decided on Donburiya in Midtown (55th and 8th Ave). I was seated at the Bar and I looked up at one of the waitresses that passed by me. I said to myself "oh my god she looks exactly like Coco". Her face was exactly like Coco (only difference slightly puffy on the cheeks), she looked a few years younger, long hair slightly lighter, same height and contour (not thick by looking at her pants). Much to my dismay she was serving the tables not the bar, but every time she passed my field of vision in the bar to fetch a drink I tried to glance at her without staring because I was still in disbelief. She did not make any eye contact with me which I did not expect until the surprise at the end. After I payed and was about to leave my seat, she approached me gave me a beautiful smile and said "Thank you". I melted at her feet.

BTW the food was good too.

SS.

Could have been a relative.

[Titan Omega]

I was in the Lake Ridge / Woodbridge area and did a quick search on CL instead of doing a search here, mistake. I ended up at Euphoric Massages. Beautiful asian women all over the place. They offered table showers and I dreamt I saw a tissue box right next to the lotion so I thought it was a solid pick. Typical AMP convo with compliments and dreamed there was some roaming on her part. On the flip she looked away as I turned around. I figured she was going to hand me off to someone else for the shower / finish. I was wrong. Best massage I've had but she definitely played me with the finish.

Out of frustration I went to my go to AMP in Woodbridge. Everything was going well until we're a minute into the flip and you hear a loud banging on the parlor door. You hear another women start screaming out in korean which lead to complete chaos. She throws a towel over me and runs out the door and locks it from the outside. You can hear the officers talking and walking around and I'm freaking out. Turns out it was just an inspection but my heart was racing too much to even finish. I let her know its ok I'll just go and she got real suspicious of me and walked out the room and came back with another AMP in a black teddy / gown and offered to 4 hand me. I couldn't resist especially since I already tipped for way less than the 4 hands experience. While the skinny girl cleaned me up the other one grabbed my pants and emptied my pockets on to the counter. I asked what's going on and she said that it fell out my pockets. Definitely not returning.

[DrSchwanzstein]

I wanted to share this for those of us who are already feeling nostalgic by Coco's protracted upcoming Vacation. I have found Coco's double not in an AMP but in a Japanese restaurant as a waitress.

I was visiting NYC this week and decided on a whim to try a Japanese restaurant. With over 500 Japanese restaurants to chose from I decided on Donburiya in Midtown (55th and 8th Ave). I was seated at the Bar and I looked up at one of the waitresses that passed by me. I said to myself "oh my god she looks exactly like Coco". Her face was exactly like Coco (only difference slightly puffy on the cheeks), she looked a few years younger, long hair slightly lighter, same height and contour (not thick by looking at her pants). Much to my dismay she was serving the tables not the bar, but every time she passed my field of vision in the bar to fetch a drink I tried to glance at her without staring because I was still in disbelief. She did not make any eye contact with me which I did not expect until the surprise at the end. After I payed and was about to leave my seat, she approached me gave me a beautiful smile and said "Thank you". I melted at her feet.

BTW the food was good too.

SS.

[Wahooboy94]

Sorry for the delay, visited Bamboo last week on a Thursday mid-afternoon.

Quite a nice set-up in such an older looking building on the corner of Commerce and. Backlick? Greeted by an older (consistent with other visitors) but very petite and still attractive Korean provider.

I paid for an hour and undressed and laid on the table. I had just taken a shower at home, but she still rubbed me down with a hot towel.

Massage was pretty good. Conversation was pleasant. Reminiscent of the massages I used to get from Sarah at the old Comfort Therapeutic location a few years ago. Very relaxing, nice hands.

The soft touch was fantastic. Make no mistake, NOVA standard finish and she remained fully clothed. But she paid a lot of attention to my derriere (cupping, stroking, etc) then began to reach under me for mini-me. I raised up on all fours to give her better access. Once I was rock hard, she had me turn over and finished with a standard HJ. Like an earlier review, I didn't get the "explosive finish" -- not sure if that was a result of her technique or because I was distracted or something. I just started cumming all over the place. Weird. Regardless, I will go back.

[Member #5834]

P2 P and DATY is the furthest they go. Likely a strict rule from MMSN.

Candy is gone, but will return at some point. Jenny still there (but only on weekends) and not sure if Nana is still around. I didn't think she would last.

2 new ladies arrived. Had a dream with Kay (late 30's?) , tall, very thin everywhere. Not on Coco's level, but Coco is hard to beat for that level of service and $. Kay gave a good massage that went harder as it went along, but was very shy. Didn't reach the normal level of service for Angels. Very nice NOVA finish. Insisted on helping me dress and filled out the time with a very nice scalp / face massage. I will try again to see if she goes the Angel limit.

Didn't see Sharon, the other new arrival.

No. They do not. Even jenny whom I have seen multiple times only go as far as letting me daty for 1/2 hour.

[VaPlay]

Looking for the best quality massage with and expanded menu in or near Manassas. Quality massage meaning therapeutic or close to, and at least a BJ, preferably F / S. Don't mind investing for a few visits to obtain it but don't want to throw money away either. Feel free to PM if your holding one in your pocket.

[Member #6822]

Does Linda / Coco do FS or BBBJ? Pm response if need be.

No. They do not. Even jenny whom I have seen multiple times only go as far as letting me daty for 1/2 hour.

[Iceolated]

Saw Diamond few days ago at Healing.

After the shower, I faced down for the hh massage. ST was above average with standard NOVA.

Overall good session but I felt like I was a little rushed.

Was wondering if anyone else was able to get more with her or if there's more on the menu?

[AznVrep]

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/42997057
it wreaked of soiled sheets, baked in sweats and farts.

Haha. This is a quality report right here.

[Pcpc1688]

GOOD LORD MAN! I clicked on the link out of curiosity. I still taste a little bile in the back of my mouth. What were you thinking?

Wasnt me LOL. It was Bossanova that TOFFT like yeah he did.

PC out.

[Titan Omega]

Saw GripNSip report and was in the area and decided to give this spot a try.

Was kinda put off as its on the third floor of a medical / office building. Directly across is a Dentist office and on the other side by the elevator is a Private Investigators office.

There's no identifying labels on the door so I guess that's a plus. Dreamed that I was greeted at the door by an older very skinny woman who barely spoke english. I wanted to get the 4 hands but she was trying to either understand me or tell me something but I couldn't understand. Decided to come back another time for the 4 hands to get the 30 min, then was told the 1 hour was only. 10 more. Went with that and was ushered into a room. The same girl performed and it was kinda off. There was no music and she didn't speak english so when I would try to strike up a convo or compliment her it was just silent. You can also hear everything going on in the adjacent office. Massage also was kinda weak for about 30 minutes then she really started to add pressure and hit the right spots. I had to look up to make sure it was the same girl. On the flip she gave me the signal and I nodded. Above average finish with nursing and next level moaning. The massage continued for another 10 minutes and I was ushered out.

Wish I was able to see the other girl working but I'll definitely come back for the 4 hands but if I'm in the area I might give it another try.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-3430/46989112

After getting blown off by one of the independents, I started hunting down ads for AMPs near the area and stumbled across this ad and figured I'd TOFFT. I dreamed that I went to this spa and was greeted by an older Asian lady who if you told me she was 40 I'd believe you but could have been older it's always impossible to tell. She wasn't attractive enough for me to gamble on an hour with no payoff so I opted for half hour at. 5 Kinda regret that I did because while the massage was so so, she did tease and when the flip came, she tried to play coy which turned me on. She teased some more and got really into it caressing and blowing on junior. I lifted her shirt up and peeled open her bra to reveal a juicy pair of melons that I began to suck on as she moaned and stroked me. We kissed and I gave her jugs one more hard squeeze before I exploded all over my stomach. She cleaned me up and playfully kissed junior before giving me another massage for 5 more minutes to complete the half hour.

Total damage $. 0.

Kinda regret not staying longer but they offer a 4 hand for $90, I would like to try in another dream and get a better grip on the massage skills, and especially if they both can replicate that passion and give twice the sparks.

[Any Mouse]

Felt the itch this afternoon, so stopped by Blue. Had called ahead and made appointment with "June", but when the door opened, it wasn't the June I remembered. I should have cut and run then, but. I stayed. Big Mistake! Whoever she was gave the absolutely Worst massage I can remember. It was supposed to be Acupressure, I suppose, but it was way too hard for me and she wouldn't stop when I asked her to ease up. The pain only subsided when I told her that if she hit one of my sensitive spots (recent back surgery) again that I was leaving. No pretense at being friendly, no teasing or flirting whatsoever. Shorted almost 15 min on time. Guess what? Will not go back to Blue any time soon, or until I am sure this excuse for a masseuse has departed. Damage: . 8/. 1. AM.