Massage Parlor Reports

[Pcpc1688]

GOOD LORD MAN! I clicked on the link out of curiosity. I still taste a little bile in the back of my mouth. What were you thinking?

Wasnt me LOL. It was Bossanova that TOFFT like yeah he did.

PC out.

[Titan Omega]

Saw GripNSip report and was in the area and decided to give this spot a try.

Was kinda put off as its on the third floor of a medical / office building. Directly across is a Dentist office and on the other side by the elevator is a Private Investigators office.

There's no identifying labels on the door so I guess that's a plus. Dreamed that I was greeted at the door by an older very skinny woman who barely spoke english. I wanted to get the 4 hands but she was trying to either understand me or tell me something but I couldn't understand. Decided to come back another time for the 4 hands to get the 30 min, then was told the 1 hour was only. 10 more. Went with that and was ushered into a room. The same girl performed and it was kinda off. There was no music and she didn't speak english so when I would try to strike up a convo or compliment her it was just silent. You can also hear everything going on in the adjacent office. Massage also was kinda weak for about 30 minutes then she really started to add pressure and hit the right spots. I had to look up to make sure it was the same girl. On the flip she gave me the signal and I nodded. Above average finish with nursing and next level moaning. The massage continued for another 10 minutes and I was ushered out.

Wish I was able to see the other girl working but I'll definitely come back for the 4 hands but if I'm in the area I might give it another try.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-3430/46989112

After getting blown off by one of the independents, I started hunting down ads for AMPs near the area and stumbled across this ad and figured I'd TOFFT. I dreamed that I went to this spa and was greeted by an older Asian lady who if you told me she was 40 I'd believe you but could have been older it's always impossible to tell. She wasn't attractive enough for me to gamble on an hour with no payoff so I opted for half hour at. 5 Kinda regret that I did because while the massage was so so, she did tease and when the flip came, she tried to play coy which turned me on. She teased some more and got really into it caressing and blowing on junior. I lifted her shirt up and peeled open her bra to reveal a juicy pair of melons that I began to suck on as she moaned and stroked me. We kissed and I gave her jugs one more hard squeeze before I exploded all over my stomach. She cleaned me up and playfully kissed junior before giving me another massage for 5 more minutes to complete the half hour.

Total damage $. 0.

Kinda regret not staying longer but they offer a 4 hand for $90, I would like to try in another dream and get a better grip on the massage skills, and especially if they both can replicate that passion and give twice the sparks.

[Any Mouse]

Felt the itch this afternoon, so stopped by Blue. Had called ahead and made appointment with "June", but when the door opened, it wasn't the June I remembered. I should have cut and run then, but. I stayed. Big Mistake! Whoever she was gave the absolutely Worst massage I can remember. It was supposed to be Acupressure, I suppose, but it was way too hard for me and she wouldn't stop when I asked her to ease up. The pain only subsided when I told her that if she hit one of my sensitive spots (recent back surgery) again that I was leaving. No pretense at being friendly, no teasing or flirting whatsoever. Shorted almost 15 min on time. Guess what? Will not go back to Blue any time soon, or until I am sure this excuse for a masseuse has departed. Damage: . 8/. 1. AM.

[Mustang946]

GOOD LORD MAN! I clicked on the link out of curiosity. I still taste a little bile in the back of my mouth. What were you thinking?

This is where 10 foot poles come in to play.

[Ashoka]

Just a public service announcement. Saw the one and only Coco this week and she's top of her game as always. But: she mentioned that this coming Sunday is her last day for four months. Taking an extended break, apparently. I expect the divorce rate in NOVA to spike. I can't go again this weekend, my loss, but if you want to get your last shot with her til summer in, I'd get a move on.

[Big Daddy Don]

Was looking for something new and came across an ad for Sun Therapy in Annandale. Couldn't find any info. But was intrigued that is it is in the former home of one of my ATF. Peach, which was featured in a Washington Post article and subsequently closed its doors. While I don't expect to see the same level of performance as Peach gave, especially YoYo, I am curious if anyone has tried it out. Any Info would be appreciated; if not, I may be able to TOFTT this week.

Went there a few years back. Certainly nothing special. Never bothered again.

[Big Daddy Don]

Your were beyond bored man LOL. Like you coulda taken a stroll down Rt1.

She couldn't have paid me to touch her let alone touch me. Geezzzz Jesus.

PC out.

GOOD LORD MAN! I clicked on the link out of curiosity. I still taste a little bile in the back of my mouth. What were you thinking?

[NyHornet]

Search the massage parlor and BP advertiser forums for info on these providers. "Clifton farmhouse" is the most common search term to look for. My visit last summer was disappointing; others have had similar results but there are other mongers who had a better time.

The lady I saw was not like the photos. She was an A cup and pretty much a disappointment on all facets. I have thought about trying again for the other one, but haven't yet. Not sure if their is a rotation of more than two.

[Tom McAn]

Hello gents wanted to know if anyone had any info on her? Feel free to pm me.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ville/42977867

Search the massage parlor and BP advertiser forums for info on these providers. "Clifton farmhouse" is the most common search term to look for. My visit last summer was disappointing; others have had similar results but there are other mongers who had a better time.

[TheOuroboros]

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-3430/46989112

After getting blown off by one of the independents, I started hunting down ads for AMPs near the area and stumbled across this ad and figured I'd TOFFT. I dreamed that I went to this spa and was greeted by an older Asian lady who if you told me she was 40 I'd believe you but could have been older it's always impossible to tell. She wasn't attractive enough for me to gamble on an hour with no payoff so I opted for half hour at. 5 Kinda regret that I did because while the massage was so so, she did tease and when the flip came, she tried to play coy which turned me on. She teased some more and got really into it caressing and blowing on junior. I lifted her shirt up and peeled open her bra to reveal a juicy pair of melons that I began to suck on as she moaned and stroked me. We kissed and I gave her jugs one more hard squeeze before I exploded all over my stomach. She cleaned me up and playfully kissed junior before giving me another massage for 5 more minutes to complete the half hour.

Total damage $. 0.

Kinda regret not staying longer but they offer a 4 hand for $90, I would like to try in another dream and get a better grip on the massage skills, and especially if they both can replicate that passion and give twice the sparks.

[Soco21]

Hello gents wanted to know if anyone had any info on her? Feel free to pm me.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ville/42977867

[Barkeater]

Stopped by Pine Wellness in Herndon last night. Had my usual good time. The girls there tend to be a little bit younger and cuter than elsewhere in the area, and I generally have a great time there.

Got Linda, a short little thing, who was fun and gave a great massage. After the flip the top came off, revealing perky girls and a nice tan body. Standard NOVA finish. Damage was .8 + .8.

Be safe out there.

[Member #6748]

I met Kelly, a late 30's early 40's Chinese woman. She was beautiful and she gave me a wonderful massage. She didn't miss one spot and the HE was very sensual and erotic. She let me rom OTC, but she appears to have a nice body for her age. I will repeat just to see her.

http://nova.postfastr.com/Therapeuti...hower/43013752

[GlockEm17]

Stopped by this pm. No wait. Paid standard. 8 house fee. Doll spinner wouldn't tell me name. Body to die for and said she is 50. I know they age well but never thought that old. Great massage little oil, then the feather touch and hair up and down. On the flip asked how much, told her. 6 off came the top, again dam! Good finish, cleaned up and away with a big ole smile. Probably will dream about her somemore. Been 2 years since last visit since I normally doing Richmond, Newport News area. Wish I was up here more!

[BayouJ]

Your were beyond bored man LOL. Like you coulda taken a stroll down Rt1.

She couldn't have paid me to touch her let alone touch me. Geezzzz Jesus.

PC out.

Mistakes were made. Lesson was learned.