Massage Parlor Reports

**Twister11** · 03-09-18 12:33

Originally Posted by StreetLegal [View Original Post]

I saw her about a year ago or so. So-so massage on a bed. The last pic of her in the white panties is what makes me know I'm talking about the right gal. I remember the windows in that apartment. She is in her 40's, attractive, nothing amazing. She sits on your butt while giving massage, then turn over is pretty quick. Topless but is in a position where it is tough to touch. Not sure if more than HJ is on the table. I wasn't in the mood because I wasn't happy with the lackluster massage. I forgot if there was an upcharge or not. I did not repeat.

Thank you for including the location and the description of the services from the provider. I'm glad I asked before I proceeded.

**C8316** · 03-09-18 11:35

https://independent.com.detroit.list...post/26076612/

Tara advertises on Rub Ratings too, 231 area code. Nice girl but she is awkward. She is pretty but a big girl 5'10 200 and could take half the guys reading this in a fight. Had spirited texts with her for a few days so I had great promise of a potentially great appointment. Finalize the time arrives I arrive on time and she says who are you? When I get to the motel room. I am like what? Literally I had scheduled two days in advance, texted an hour before and when I got to the motel. She apologizes she double booked at 6 and said he must be waiting in the parking lot, nice mode killer, she then replies to a few texts and we get started with a bad massage on a bed. Then she stops to reply to a texts a few times Uhm yea. Finally ten minutes in she stops and calls her girlfriend and they have a two minute conversation and she says she can't come back because she is in an appointment making money and I have 18 minutes left and another guy is waiting in the parking lot. WTF! She did apologize but I am deciding whether to get dressed and to leave at this point. She says I don't what you want me to do. I think I am in this far might as well see where this ends. I say intimately whatever your comfortable with. She says okay but I have to go pee, she then literally peed for 2 minutes fuck I think I might be under 10 minutes at this point. She then comes back to the bed and gets on all fours and says go ahead and hands me a rubber. Mind you no mention or touching of my penis has occurred during this appt. I have had strange conversation, watched her text and talk on the phone. I did receive a bad massage with a lot of unscented lotion applied whew at least that was good, dry skin in the winter months. So look at her large butt, black man you will like what you see, get myself hard minding I am on the clock. She did feel nice But I think this girl is the most uninterested in me person I have ever met so I pretend to cum and get the fuck out of there.

Is she real? Yes. Will she interrupt appt? Yes Do you want a massage? No Will I repeat? No. Does she have potential? Yes.

**StreetLegal** · 03-09-18 00:13

Originally Posted by Twister11 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her before?

http://detroit.postfastr.com/Therape...handi/44379297

I saw her about a year ago or so. So-so massage on a bed. The last pic of her in the white panties is what makes me know I'm talking about the right gal. I remember the windows in that apartment. She is in her 40's, attractive, nothing amazing. She sits on your butt while giving massage, then turn over is pretty quick. Topless but is in a position where it is tough to touch. Not sure if more than HJ is on the table. I wasn't in the mood because I wasn't happy with the lackluster massage. I forgot if there was an upcharge or not. I did not repeat.

**ContinentalMan** · 03-08-18 12:54

Originally Posted by StalkOfLife [View Original Post]

Went to this one:

http://detroit.postix.com/Therapeuti...-6525/46860107

Rochester Rd bet Big Beaver and Wattles. Awful, fake pics, unfriendly 55 year old hag covered me in oil then made me go DIY despite my attempts to get her to stroke or smoke my sausage. No money was discussed. After I splattered all over myself she cleaned me up somewhat then left the room. The only good part was when I walked out and the hag requested a tip. "Ummm, I left in on the chair. " Then I bolted to my car and drove away as she ran after my car. Why would I tip your indifferent and terrible service? $50 house fee for a horrible half hour. Next time I'll make some drain babies at home and save my money!

I had a somewhat similar situation a couple of weeks ago at Serendipity in Southfield. Paid for the half hour and the girl gives me a so so back massage for literally 2 minutes. She then went straight to teasing the boys and so I flipped over. She got her oil and went straight to work. Gave me attitude about touching her but finally got one breast. All in all I was there maybe 15 minutes.

I was really annoyed that I didn't even get some real massage time that I said fuck it. Got a phone call while getting dressed. Took the call and walked right out while the girl was tugging at my jacket for her tip. They got my $50 for the massage but she got nothing more from me.

Not worth going to.

**DatChase** · 03-08-18 10:08

Was in here earlier and got a great massage from a 40-50 MILF, good CBJ. Wanted to try again for FS, unfortunately got some tires chubby 40's lady wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She actually was bragging about how long she had the T-shirt. Massage was terrible and when it came to it figured she had big tits so why not give it a shot. She was not into it, at all, put cover on limp. Would not try to help get it up and finally had to finish HJ since her fat ass couldn't be bothered to help. $. 20 that should have been spent at m1 or ponied up more and gone to silver.

**HoldenCaul** · 03-08-18 08:57

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

All those who claim to get anal at M1 must be hung like squirrels. I am somewhat a regular there and always a gentleman. Canadian seems to be absolutely out of the question.

That's a new one. Anyway, you're right, definitely do not even try it, just be a gentlemen to the ladies, don't ever try it, absolutely not.

**StalkOfLife** · 03-07-18 23:17

Went to this one:

http://detroit.postix.com/Therapeuti...-6525/46860107

Rochester Rd bet Big Beaver and Wattles. Awful, fake pics, unfriendly 55 year old hag covered me in oil then made me go DIY despite my attempts to get her to stroke or smoke my sausage. No money was discussed. After I splattered all over myself she cleaned me up somewhat then left the room. The only good part was when I walked out and the hag requested a tip. "Ummm, I left in on the chair. " Then I bolted to my car and drove away as she ran after my car. Why would I tip your indifferent and terrible service? $50 house fee for a horrible half hour. Next time I'll make some drain babies at home and save my money!

**DFranco8** · 03-07-18 18:18

Originally Posted by VanLopez [View Original Post]

There used to be a member on the board with the ID of plumber2. He was the official plumber of the M1 at least when he was posting. Haha.

Remember Plumber2 well! His comments were always relevant and helpful. I think he had it out with admin over something.

**SocialAveng313** · 03-07-18 18:10

Originally Posted by Nyybry [View Original Post]

What is the major intersection where the private office is located.

12 and Southfield.

**Nyybry** · 03-07-18 13:13

Originally Posted by MichiganDetroi [View Original Post]

Dreamt I had a nuru massage with young AA girl, late 20's, in shape, relatively attractive. In a commercial building, safe location and clean.

Didn't feel rushed at all, provider seemed open to whatever I was looking for and she was keyed in on asking me specifically what I was looking for and met all my expectations, 1 hr was $100 plus tip.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0051/27504190

What is the major intersection where the private office is located.

**Twister11** · 03-07-18 12:33

Has anyone seen her before?

http://detroit.postfastr.com/Therape...handi/44379297

**Uofm91** · 03-07-18 11:22

Originally Posted by MichiganDetroi [View Original Post]

Dreamt I had a nuru massage with young AA girl, late 20's, in shape, relatively attractive. In a commercial building, safe location and clean.

Didn't feel rushed at all, provider seemed open to whatever I was looking for and she was keyed in on asking me specifically what I was looking for and met all my expectations, 1 hr was $100 plus tip.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0051/27504190

A real nuru massage?

**LorXL** · 03-07-18 10:04

Originally posted this in Craigslist section but realize should have placed here so reposting.

Anyone have any experience here? Advertises very infrequently but been around awhile.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/b...520297287.html

A Licensed Massage by a Nice Lady. Available Mornings 7 am-1 pm.

Hot towel treatment • Heated table • Unscented Lotion • Licensed Therapist since 2004 • Clean Clean Clean • Deep Medium Light Soft pressures • Soft music • Back scrub. Must be prebooked • Candlelight • Shower available • Professional Home setting • Warm Climate • BioFreeze.

Monday. Friday 7 am - 1 pm.

Sundays 4 pm - 9 pm.

60 min 75 min 90 min. 120 min.

$80. $100. $120. $155.

My photo is me! • I am seeking Clients that would like to be repeat monthly or weekly! • Do not ask me anything of Non Ethical nature. Please text me for an appointment! Thank you.

**RDetroit** · 03-07-18 09:27

Originally Posted by JohnSolo [View Original Post]

It is a legit Nail place. BUT if you go through the back door there is a massage area. Tiffany is hot early 40's. Very nice body. Great rack. Gives body slide or HE. Pretty good but not that into it.

Cindy avoid. Fat. Not cute. Horrible attitude. I haven't had a chance to try ebony. I think she works weekday afternoons.

Always a good massage at Saigon. Why does everyone say avoid Cindy. She is cute and gives good ending. I wish I knew if she gave anything else.

**MichiganDetroi** · 03-06-18 18:39

Dreamt I had a nuru massage with young AA girl, late 20's, in shape, relatively attractive. In a commercial building, safe location and clean.

Didn't feel rushed at all, provider seemed open to whatever I was looking for and she was keyed in on asking me specifically what I was looking for and met all my expectations, 1 hr was $100 plus tip.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0051/27504190