Massage Parlor Reports

**ContinentalMan** · 03-08-18 11:54

Originally Posted by StalkOfLife [View Original Post]

Went to this one:

http://detroit.postix.com/Therapeuti...-6525/46860107

Rochester Rd bet Big Beaver and Wattles. Awful, fake pics, unfriendly 55 year old hag covered me in oil then made me go DIY despite my attempts to get her to stroke or smoke my sausage. No money was discussed. After I splattered all over myself she cleaned me up somewhat then left the room. The only good part was when I walked out and the hag requested a tip. "Ummm, I left in on the chair. " Then I bolted to my car and drove away as she ran after my car. Why would I tip your indifferent and terrible service? $50 house fee for a horrible half hour. Next time I'll make some drain babies at home and save my money!

I had a somewhat similar situation a couple of weeks ago at Serendipity in Southfield. Paid for the half hour and the girl gives me a so so back massage for literally 2 minutes. She then went straight to teasing the boys and so I flipped over. She got her oil and went straight to work. Gave me attitude about touching her but finally got one breast. All in all I was there maybe 15 minutes.

I was really annoyed that I didn't even get some real massage time that I said fuck it. Got a phone call while getting dressed. Took the call and walked right out while the girl was tugging at my jacket for her tip. They got my $50 for the massage but she got nothing more from me.

Not worth going to.

**DatChase** · 03-08-18 09:08

Was in here earlier and got a great massage from a 40-50 MILF, good CBJ. Wanted to try again for FS, unfortunately got some tires chubby 40's lady wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She actually was bragging about how long she had the T-shirt. Massage was terrible and when it came to it figured she had big tits so why not give it a shot. She was not into it, at all, put cover on limp. Would not try to help get it up and finally had to finish HJ since her fat ass couldn't be bothered to help. $. 20 that should have been spent at m1 or ponied up more and gone to silver.

**HoldenCaul** · 03-08-18 07:57

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

All those who claim to get anal at M1 must be hung like squirrels. I am somewhat a regular there and always a gentleman. Canadian seems to be absolutely out of the question.

That's a new one. Anyway, you're right, definitely do not even try it, just be a gentlemen to the ladies, don't ever try it, absolutely not.

**StalkOfLife** · 03-07-18 22:17

Went to this one:

http://detroit.postix.com/Therapeuti...-6525/46860107

Rochester Rd bet Big Beaver and Wattles. Awful, fake pics, unfriendly 55 year old hag covered me in oil then made me go DIY despite my attempts to get her to stroke or smoke my sausage. No money was discussed. After I splattered all over myself she cleaned me up somewhat then left the room. The only good part was when I walked out and the hag requested a tip. "Ummm, I left in on the chair. " Then I bolted to my car and drove away as she ran after my car. Why would I tip your indifferent and terrible service? $50 house fee for a horrible half hour. Next time I'll make some drain babies at home and save my money!

**DFranco8** · 03-07-18 17:18

Originally Posted by VanLopez [View Original Post]

There used to be a member on the board with the ID of plumber2. He was the official plumber of the M1 at least when he was posting. Haha.

Remember Plumber2 well! His comments were always relevant and helpful. I think he had it out with admin over something.

**SocialAveng313** · 03-07-18 17:10

Originally Posted by Nyybry [View Original Post]

What is the major intersection where the private office is located.

12 and Southfield.

**Nyybry** · 03-07-18 12:13

Originally Posted by MichiganDetroi [View Original Post]

Dreamt I had a nuru massage with young AA girl, late 20's, in shape, relatively attractive. In a commercial building, safe location and clean.

Didn't feel rushed at all, provider seemed open to whatever I was looking for and she was keyed in on asking me specifically what I was looking for and met all my expectations, 1 hr was $100 plus tip.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0051/27504190

What is the major intersection where the private office is located.

**Twister11** · 03-07-18 11:33

Has anyone seen her before?

http://detroit.postfastr.com/Therape...handi/44379297

**Uofm91** · 03-07-18 10:22

Originally Posted by MichiganDetroi [View Original Post]

Dreamt I had a nuru massage with young AA girl, late 20's, in shape, relatively attractive. In a commercial building, safe location and clean.

Didn't feel rushed at all, provider seemed open to whatever I was looking for and she was keyed in on asking me specifically what I was looking for and met all my expectations, 1 hr was $100 plus tip.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0051/27504190

A real nuru massage?

**LorXL** · 03-07-18 09:04

Originally posted this in Craigslist section but realize should have placed here so reposting.

Anyone have any experience here? Advertises very infrequently but been around awhile.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/b...520297287.html

A Licensed Massage by a Nice Lady. Available Mornings 7 am-1 pm.

Hot towel treatment • Heated table • Unscented Lotion • Licensed Therapist since 2004 • Clean Clean Clean • Deep Medium Light Soft pressures • Soft music • Back scrub. Must be prebooked • Candlelight • Shower available • Professional Home setting • Warm Climate • BioFreeze.

Monday. Friday 7 am - 1 pm.

Sundays 4 pm - 9 pm.

60 min 75 min 90 min. 120 min.

$80. $100. $120. $155.

My photo is me! • I am seeking Clients that would like to be repeat monthly or weekly! • Do not ask me anything of Non Ethical nature. Please text me for an appointment! Thank you.

**RDetroit** · 03-07-18 08:27

Originally Posted by JohnSolo [View Original Post]

It is a legit Nail place. BUT if you go through the back door there is a massage area. Tiffany is hot early 40's. Very nice body. Great rack. Gives body slide or HE. Pretty good but not that into it.

Cindy avoid. Fat. Not cute. Horrible attitude. I haven't had a chance to try ebony. I think she works weekday afternoons.

Always a good massage at Saigon. Why does everyone say avoid Cindy. She is cute and gives good ending. I wish I knew if she gave anything else.

**MichiganDetroi** · 03-06-18 17:39

Dreamt I had a nuru massage with young AA girl, late 20's, in shape, relatively attractive. In a commercial building, safe location and clean.

Didn't feel rushed at all, provider seemed open to whatever I was looking for and she was keyed in on asking me specifically what I was looking for and met all my expectations, 1 hr was $100 plus tip.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0051/27504190

**Golfnut1913** · 03-05-18 16:27

Wondering if anyone has seen her and if she offers an extra nude or topless.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/t...519124687.html

**BigD420** · 03-05-18 15:41

I'm usually A BP Man, but have been thinking of hitting a.

Up A parlor. What's the best one Downriver to get Extras at?? Thanks.

**HardMuscle1** · 03-05-18 14:53

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

All those who claim to get anal at M1 must be hung like squirrels. I am somewhat a regular there and always a gentleman. Canadian seems to be absolutely out of the question.

Ha! I had to post because I had Never heard the reference used before pertaining to squirrels! We would always mess around with a buddy of ours who would always pick up the hottest chicks for a night but we'd never see them again, Joked with him saying he must be hung like a fly!

Hope You Guys are having a Good Monday!