Massage Parlor Reports

[TwoBlueBalls]

Daaaaaang. No wonder A2 had to step in with all the drama in San Diego, it was just a question man.

Obviously a man can dream so I was never implying that there was any such place. Either way, if I was Uncle LEO and found a milking table, I'd be tempted to try it out. But that's just me.

I did, however, get to sample a few establishments in town, will review when my visit is over.

Us San Diego mongers are just passionate. Looking forward to your reviews and PM me if you'd like some info other than milking tables.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I was sad to hear Amy / Apple has gone back to LA, but "Clean" and "Vicky" are still there along with a new gal, "Yo-yo. " She's cute, but not as cute as some of the talent I've reviewed recently. She could pass for 18 to 30, is a petite 5'-2 ish, all natural B's with a little baby fat. Struggles with English, but knows how to say "Fuck me" perfectly.

I asked Yo-yo if she could give a hard massage and she says "yes" with confidence and excuses herself to get ready. I undress and when she returns I ask if she would like to give me 1-hr or 1-1/2 hrs? She squeezes the back of my neck, says you strong, needs 1-1/2. I told her massage back 1/2-h, front 1/2-hr and 1/2-hr little brother while indicating the time on the clock to make clear when our session will end. She simply said okay in such a casual manner I wasn't sure if she understood so I repeated with a smile, "½-hr little brother, understand?" She grabs my pecker and gives it a shake saying "massage BIG brother" with a laugh and pushes me back onto the table. A feisty one I'm thinking and she is getting more attractive by the second.

As she starts the massage I try a little small talk and she says she is from New York, then tells me to relax and firmly repositions my arms and legs. I tell her I used to live in New York and she pushes my head back into the face hole telling me again to just relax which I understood as shut up so I can give you a massage. I'm thinking she's kind of bossy and I think I like it! For those of you that enjoy traditional Chinese acupressure massage, Yo-yo is pretty good. She has amazingly strong hands for a tiny girl and seemed focused on giving me a strong acupressure massage as I requested. Deep pressure with thumbs, knuckles, elbows, knees, heels, and stretches applied with obvious experience. She also walked on my back without any bars, balancing herself while taking little hops to skillfully crack parts of my back. I gave her muffled ohhs and ahhs to let her know she is doing a great job! Not sure if this was part of her seduction technique or simply positioning herself to best massage me, but her legs, ass and other bare parts of her body repeatedly grazed my hands and fingers hanging down the side, but I refrained from any touchy-feely enjoying her massage. She sits on my hand while massaging my legs and ass, then sensually glides her fingers over my back, ass and legs with an extended tickle to my boys. Exactly 30-minutes in she asks me to flip, but I was enjoying her back massage so much I almost did not want to.

I had come straight from the gym and she was feeling my swollen muscles while skillfully kneading my arms, shoulders, traps and chest. A little attention to the legs then she starts teasing little bro. She asks if I'd like just hand and I realize the other girls did not tell her what I like as they have with the other new girls, but whatever. I gave her a smile, patted her kitty and she said you too big. For the record, I'm no Dirk Diggler and consider myself just a little larger than avg. I've always thought when a girl says this, they are just trying to flatter me, so I go along with the charade and tell her I'll be gentle and she steps out to grab a cover. To my surprise, she brings 2. Apparently one is for the BJ and the other for her twat. Interesting.

I stand up to undress her, but she tells me to lie down, again pushing me back onto the massage table. So bossy, but I'm liking her even more. She undresses and climbs on top gliding her nipples around my chest while softly moaning. She sits up, rolling her ass and pussy over little brother, bending him back and forth with her crotch, giggling when he snaps up. I must confess I enjoyed watching her delight while playing with my little bro. She puts on the cover and alternates between sucking, licking, and playing with my pecker and balls. She then removes the cover and puts on the new one, saying "You fuck me now. " She says fuck me repeatedly and wants us to lie on the table, but now I take charge and manhandle her to mish off the side of the table and slide my pecker up and down her slit. She tries to wrestle with me and repeats again "fuck me, fuck me" but I'm in charge now bossy girl and I'll fuck you when I'm good and ready! Then she grabs my dick hard and pulls it inside her pussy then grabs my butt cheeks with both hands and pulls me in. To my surprise she then squeals in pain and pushes me out saying "you too big!" Really?!

I'm trying to figure out if this is part of her "you big stud" act or if her twat is really that tiny. So I adjust her legs a few different ways and enter her from a few different angles as she instructs me as to what feels good or not. Quite the fragile twat for a gal in her profession and not as flexible as I prefer, but I still found her very pleasurable overall. So while I'm banging her she is scolding me if I'm not fucking her the way she likes and I'm confused and amused. I try to avoid going in too deep and that seems to be the trick. Between her moans and instructions she would repeat "fuck me, fuck me, you fuck me" and I'm thinking you want it deep or not, make up your mind. To her credit, she never rushed me and we seemed to cum together. Whether real or not it was a nice touch.

When I pull out she gives my pecker a few slaps and says good boy-ah, then gives me a few light punches and in her bossy tone says you massage me now. Time's up but I wouldn't mind feeling her up some more, so while she steps out to freshen up, I put on just my boxers and straighten out the massage table for her return. She removes her smock and lays naked on the table. I've given a number of these ladies massages and I've been told I'm pretty good, so I was fairly confident she would enjoy my touch and she did. While giving her a massage she repeatedly grabs my pecker under my boxers and as I harden she says little brother go again. So I pull off my boxers, get a rubber from my pants, shake the packet in front of her and she grabs my pecker and says yes, fuck me.

I slip on the cover, sit on her ass and massage her back while sliding my pecker up and down her ass crack, eventually working my way to her twat and gently pushing it in a little at a time. This time I know how she likes it and we're rolling around the table like teenage lovers. A few more fuck me fuck me's and I think we really did cum together. I spray and wipe her clean with their alcohol spray bottle and then myself. I spend another 15-minutes massaging her to sleep. I get dressed, leave some Benji's on the table and wake her just to say goodbye and point to her tip. She pays little attention to the tip and tells me to come back later. I say maybe I will bossy girl, but a thought flashes through my mind of how can we possibly top what just happened. Another session with her could only be less so I'll just have to find another AMP tramp to create a new experience 'cause that's the way I roll.

Saw the other gals on my way out and they ask, you like? I casually say Yo-yo is very sweet and I want to marry all of you. They giggle and say okay, see you soon. You've got to love these places that do not have a mamasan knocking on the door when the time is almost up. I was there about 3-hours.

A few more recent experiences to report shortly. Apologies for the novel, but I do enjoy sharing and re-living my experience with my fellow mongers. Be safe and enjoy!

[DkPersonal]

It is surprising that a fellow with 144 posts would ask this question. From the context of your post it appears that by "any place" you mean a licensed massage parlor openly advertising and open to the public.

I'll give you a hint to the likely answer to your question:

Massage parlors are licensed, regulated, and can be inspected, usually by the local law enforcement authority. You can search online to your heart's content, but here is a quote from NBC 7/39:

"On Wednesday, officers inspected 22 massage parlors in Escondido to make sure no illegal activity was taking place.

According to the police department, 15 of the businesses were violating Escondido municipal code sections, and 10 were violating fire and life safety-related ordinances. In total, the businesses face more than $10,000 in fines. ".

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc...366009341.html

You get to "Play a Cop":

What would would be your conclusion if upon inspecting a licensed massage parlor you found a "milking" massage table?

https://lolsnaps.com/images/upload_pic/133208.jpg

Daaaaaang. No wonder A2 had to step in with all the drama in San Diego, it was just a question man.

Obviously a man can dream so I was never implying that there was any such place. Either way, if I was Uncle LEO and found a milking table, I'd be tempted to try it out. But that's just me.

I did, however, get to sample a few establishments in town, will review when my visit is over.

[Zoo Guy1959]

Any place here have that? I saw it mentioned in reference to a provider we shall not speak of. Just wondering if it was a thing here. Might be interesting.

It is surprising that a fellow with 144 posts would ask this question. From the context of your post it appears that by "any place" you mean a licensed massage parlor openly advertising and open to the public.

I'll give you a hint to the likely answer to your question:

Massage parlors are licensed, regulated, and can be inspected, usually by the local law enforcement authority. You can search online to your heart's content, but here is a quote from NBC 7/39:

"On Wednesday, officers inspected 22 massage parlors in Escondido to make sure no illegal activity was taking place.

According to the police department, 15 of the businesses were violating Escondido municipal code sections, and 10 were violating fire and life safety-related ordinances. In total, the businesses face more than $10,000 in fines. ".

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc...366009341.html

You get to "Play a Cop":

What would would be your conclusion if upon inspecting a licensed massage parlor you found a "milking" massage table?

https://lolsnaps.com/images/upload_pic/133208.jpg

[Sdmonger123]

Made it out to V spa last week, saw a cute little Chinese spinner, said her name was Ipo, hf for 1/2, nice rub and on the flip it was full service, we had so much fun we got the knock. She was tight and fun, no clock watcher while cumming either.

[DkPersonal]

Any place here have that? I saw it mentioned in reference to a provider we shall not speak of. Just wondering if it was a thing here. Might be interesting.

[BotShoes]

Whenever someone posts a report with "haggling" it usually is a sad ending. I've been fortunate with this Ronson location and go there strictly with FS in mind. I suspect that is what these gals expect as well, so maybe your request for less had skewed expectations for the both of you. There is a response to your post stating he'd rather spend $200+ with an escort then haggle, but I've never had an SD AMP gal (that offers FS) ever haggle with $200. That said, this is my experience with the same Shirley..

It's a new month which generally coincides with a new rotation of talent at all my favorite spots. I have more reports to share with these new gals soon to follow.

Good to hear you had a good time. Mine may have been a YMMV situation.

[TwoBlueBalls]

As I posted last week, "GILF Central" (AKA Ba Be Spa, 4550 KVR, 108) as I like to refer to it, has a new younger gal going by the name "Judy. " Anyone familiar with this place knows how the GILFs stand at their door front in lingerie actively waving in any potential customers. Their competition is V-Spa 107, directly next door and it's an amusing sight when they both have gals standing just inside their doors trying to lure you in. IMO V-Spa has younger much more attractive gals, but apparently, quite a few mongers prefer the GILFs based on the many PM's looking for more details on 108 and the gals at V-Spa tell me how many customers veer towards 108. I discovered that the main GILF at 108 is "Anna" for those whom may be interested.

Last week, after enjoying one of the young ladies at V-Spa (I've posted reports on all these gals), I catch a glimpse of a youngish, 5'-5 ish, attractive looking Asian lady, watching me walk to my car from door 108. After getting in my car, she is still standing in the doorway staring at me so I wave. She flashes me a big smile waving her hands enthusiastically to come in and I couldn't resist. I'm promptly greeted with a titty hug and kisses and we begin with the pleasantries. She tells me her name is Judy and she is Vietnamese, arriving just a few days ago. She looks vaguely familiar, but I'm guilty of many Asians looking the same to me. I ask her if we've ever met or if she's worked in SD before and she says no to both. She works from 6 AM to 11 PM daily so I tell her I will try to catch her early morning soon. On this initial meet, I thought her English was pretty good, but later discovered is very limited. For those who care, there is no shower at this facility.

So after hitting the gym at 5 AM for a quick workout and shower, I was curious if these gals would actually be there at 6 AM. Anna the GILF was, but I'm told Judy would be in at 8 AM. Of course, the GILF tried to persuade me to try her, but as I gazed into her granny eyes, I politely decline. So I kill some time at a Starbucks then stop by Dagget that opens at 7 AM to check out their latest talent. I'll post a report on Dagget later. Back at 8 AM and Judy is there. I tried to clarify when she starts as I like to tap these gals when they start, so I'm their first customer and they are fresh, clean and tight. This is when I realize her English is not as good as I thought and she seems to be changing her previous statements. Anyways, she's still cute, sweet and little brother can't wait to be in her little sister.

HF is $60 for the hour and I like to point out the time when we start and end the session. I make this easier by trying to time it when I hope to start at the top or bottom of the hour. Her massage is nothing special but not bad either. During the massage she makes small talk and tells me she has a PHD in math from Vietnam and I'm thinking this sounds so familiar. After 20-minutes she asks me to flip and doesn't waste anytime indicating what's next by kissing my nipples and fondling my junk. I get up to help her off with her dress, but she stops me, gesturing for a tip by rubbing her thumb and fingers together. I try to avoid haggling and offer $2-franklins which she accepted without a word or expression so I'm wondering if this cutie was expecting more and already planning for disappointment. She excuses herself and returns with a cover and embraces me continuing where we had left off.

I gaze at her body as I slowly remove her dress and she is a true spinner. All natural with only a small mole on her shoulder blemishing her otherwise perfect skin. Her belly tight as a drum. I admire her beautiful pussy, her neatly trimmed Bush, sample its sweetness and again it seems so familiar. But I'm guilty of many pussies looking the same to me. In short she accommodated all my positions and seemed to enjoy getting pounded anyway I liked with not one complaint or trying to rush me. While I'm banging and listening to her sounds of ecstasy (Acting or not, I was sold) I'm having a dejavu moment and it occurs to me, I have been with this MT before! A-Spa on Mercury off Ronson, several months ago. I remember her tits being not as full so I'd guess she recently had a child when I first met her. Those tits have recovered to their former glory as they are now full and squeezably soft Bs.

At A-Spa, she claimed she was Korean, has a PHD, a concert pianist and a piano teacher, but hard to find a job in the USA Due to her poor English?! I told her I'm mix Korean, Chinese, French and American, a doctor, lawyer, engineer, physicist, computer genius and entrepreneur. Ang yong Ni hao oui oui mother fuckers. So we are both bull shitters and now we have even more in common. I continue banging, sucking, kissing, groping her with the satisfaction that I really can tell some Asians apart and my doctor persona knew I've seen that pussy before!

In short, Judy is an attractive spinner, great fuck, either a little crazy or playing to our fantasies. The facility has nice large rooms with a couch that I like to alternate banging these gals on when I get bored with the massage table or against the walls. On to the next new talent. . .

Thanks for the feedback. I too fell into that twice mentioned GILF trap once already, I think I'm ok with not going back. I'll stay vigilant maybe something will turn up.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Finally found and went to hidden place on Ronson. Pulled Shirley (A Chinese girl named Shirley? Shirley she must be kidding), young spinner. Brought me back to room, did hhr trial for 40. Massage was poor and extremely rushed. On the flip she's motioning with pointing to her mouth and then pumping both her arms. I said mouth and she began with the haggling. I offered 60 then 80 and she said more. Ah, no. Asked for HJ and she wanted more than 40 for that. I took back all my Jacksons, let her finish the massage and stiffed her. Very disappointing. Not sure I'll go back.

Whenever someone posts a report with "haggling" it usually is a sad ending. I've been fortunate with this Ronson location and go there strictly with FS in mind. I suspect that is what these gals expect as well, so maybe your request for less had skewed expectations for the both of you. There is a response to your post stating he'd rather spend $200+ with an escort then haggle, but I've never had an SD AMP gal (that offers FS) ever haggle with $200. That said, this is my experience with the same Shirley.

I met Shirley at Ronson a few days prior to your report while scouting for new talent and IMO she is a cute, petite (5' Chinese spinner and I knew I had to give her a try. So with FS in mind, I gave her a visit. Wearing a tight red Chinese style dress, she greets me with a curious look so maybe she remembered me, but I played dumb and asked for Shirley. She pointed at herself and I gave her a smile and a nod. While trying to request 90-minutes it became apparent that her English is very limited, so I kept it simple and paid $60 HF for an hour. I pointed at the clock gesturing a 1/2-hr massage and 1/2-hr patting my crotch and then her kitty saying "Understand?" (I'm also establishing an agreement when the massage will end.) She simply repeated my few words and gestures so I was just hoping we were on the same page.

I usually wrap a towel around my waist and lay on the table covered, but she had walked in on me as I undressed and took the towel away, spreading it out on the table. So I lay naked face down and she begins the massage. Clearly not a skilled MT, but she was giving it an honest effort feeling for my tight areas and giving them more attention, so I did enjoy her touch. As I was deciding if I should attempt small talk, because her English is so limited, she spoke first asking where I'm from. After some language stumbles, though mutually understood as pleasantries, she does the fingernail tickle all over before signaling to flip. To my surprise, this is only 15-minutes into the massage.

No attempt to cover me during the flip and she sits along my side continuing her fingertip dance and places my hand on her leg. As I caress her leg, she teases little brother as he rises to attention. She pulls down her top revealing perfect natural B's and gives them a little jiggle then lowers a nipple to my lips as she strokes my member. While sucking her tits, I slide my hand under her panties and play with her pussy. Her pussy gets increasingly wetter with her moans. She suddenly pulls back and gestures with both hands a pumping motion and seems to struggle speaking, but softly says "tip?" With a smile I casually grab my billfold and pull out 2-Franklins. She smiles back and steps out to grab a cover.

When she returns, I'm standing naked, next to the massage table and I gently pull her in so that my growing erection rises between her legs. I help her undress and admire this beautiful teenage looking Asian doll. All natural, perfect skin, tiny hands and feet. . . Just the way I like them. We caressed one another, exploring each other's bodies with our hands and lips. She slipped on the cover and gave me one of the best BJ's I've had in a while. I was quite impressed how far she was able to deep throat while skillfully fondling my sacks. I think she was trying to get me to bust by the way she switched between sucking my schlong then my sacks, but all she did was warm me up for the main event.

Still standing, I pick up her leg and she wiggles me inside of her tight wet pussy. No lube needed, thank you. I pick up her tiny body and place her on the table for mish and as I start pounding her, she plays with her tits and pussy while I continue pumping her. Just as I'm thinking this chick can really take a pounding she expressed some discomfort when taking it from behind. I refrain from pumping too deep and not as hard and she moans "goooood. " Took her around the world and back all the time thinking what a great fuck she is. Never once rushing me or looking at the clock, rather looking at me, seeming to enjoy my pleasure of enjoying her. Delighting in all she has to offer for about 30-minutes, I believe she sensed when I was ready to cum and she appeared to cum with me. I thought we were done as I certainly was, but she insisted on finishing the massage. Went about 15-minutes over the hour after which I took a shower.

It's a new month which generally coincides with a new rotation of talent at all my favorite spots. I have more reports to share with these new gals soon to follow.

[Westzern]

I stopped into Hongs today and drew YoYo. She isn't soft on the eyes and yet she acts like she is Alina Li. The experience was a major disappoint after reading the other reviews. Will not go back when a places offers this type of service. Prefer the various establishments in and around Convoy. Like Pine or Mercury. When I left I can't beleive Mamasan asked me if everything was alright with a straight face.

[IsBarkley]

I went there yesterday and asked for Jenny. Was told she is on vacation for a month. Got Lucy instead. Kinda looked like the pic you posted. Average looks, average body, but an excellent massage. Lots of teasing while on my stomach and excellent touching on the flip. She uses just the right amount of pressure / touch to make it very sensual.

Jenny is back on Cajon Massage. Anyone could please confirm that she is the one in the picture on Post #6589 (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...514&viewfull=1#post3693514)? Because I went there twice and they showed me 2 different Jenny. But I know she is back.

[Space Pet]

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/ed...2528247986&z=9

Had a moment of autism last night.

I generally commute a fair distance and when ever there is a real snarl in traffic I like to stop in and get a massage and kill some time. However I also like extras.

I have found that the lack of a map function on rubmaps and backpage search results pissed me off to no end.

In some situations when I am in a non familiar place. Its a bit rage inducing.

So I made an attempt to remedy, and fiddled about with googles custom maps.

Right now this has map markers for a scraping from backpage some details included.

And a scraping from rub maps with a search applied.

The link can be viewed anonymously and I don't think you can back out whom created it from the url with out being a superuser or some shit at google.

There is not any law against compiling data so I think I will be alright leaving this here.

PM me if you manage to find my actual email address.

Or if you want to add info to this or if there is any useful data we can add to the existing entries that will enhance it.

I'll likely add orange county to the listing as I am there quite often.

Admin: This doesn't count as PII since it is business addresses and not people, Right? Unless corporations are people too!

[HoneyBoy]

Cheapskates wind up with what they deserve.

I don't think $80 for a BJ is cheap at all.

[BotShoes]

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See where it says "Report Post?" Wanna guess what that's for?

A2.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

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