Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5795]

I was in Laguna Hills on business and was checking out a few on the Asian massage places around and stumbled across a place on Lake Forest in Laguna Hills right by my motel that is FS. I don't want to give out too much information publicly so you can PM me. It's a nice clean place with big rooms and decent looking women. Massage wasn't bad at all and on the flip I asked for FS and all the women I saw said yes. . 6 house for an hour. 4 for half hour 1. 0 for the girl. Definitely a great place!

[Leche]

No worries, Love Y. In the lighting and the little head doing all the thinking it's easy to be off about their ages at times. Thanks for the correction.

I happened to stop at Mimosa today specifically to see Emma. I thought her pic in the ads were so sexy that I couldn't resist. She was cute in person but not as raw sexually hot as her pic would indicate. She was good, but Allie was better. I plan on going thru the whole roster there in the coming weeks, lol. And I agree that Allie was wonderful.

I also thank Lovergrrrl for her posts and sharing her info. Funny, I almost saw Emma today as well. Had to postpone. And so farm yes, my best experience there was with Allie.

Any recommendations on who's best at Honey Spa?

[Lovergrrl]

Lovergrrl,

The two times I've reached out to you about recommendations on here you gave me some honest and helpful intel, so I respect your contributions to this site. I also would like to say I saw Allie her 1st week and she is the real deal. Great access and even better attitude. Perfect GND look and face. But I do disagree on the age because of something she shared. So I just want to respectfully disagree with your "early 20's" age reference. She's more like early 30's. Looks good for her age, but definitely no longer in her 20's. It was accidental most likely, but it slipped on her end. Otherwise, everyone should go see her.

No worries, Love Y. In the lighting and the little head doing all the thinking it's easy to be off about their ages at times. Thanks for the correction.

I happened to stop at Mimosa today specifically to see Emma. I thought her pic in the ads were so sexy that I couldn't resist. She was cute in person but not as raw sexually hot as her pic would indicate. She was good, but Allie was better. I plan on going thru the whole roster there in the coming weeks, lol. And I agree that Allie was wonderful.

[Love Y]

Lovergrrl,

The two times I've reached out to you about recommendations on here you gave me some honest and helpful intel, so I respect your contributions to this site. I also would like to say I saw Allie her 1st week and she is the real deal. Great access and even better attitude. Perfect GND look and face. But I do disagree on the age because of something she shared. So I just want to respectfully disagree with your "early 20's" age reference. She's more like early 30's. Looks good for her age, but definitely no longer in her 20's. It was accidental most likely, but it slipped on her end. Otherwise, everyone should go see her.

New girl Allie- white, nice tanned toned body, shoulder length dark blonde hair, natural B's and a great smooth round ass. Early 20's. I don't remember any tats tho she might have had some small ones. Very friendly and easy to talk to. Not really GFE but much better than some who are very mechanical and somewhat aloof. Gives a good nuru and knows how to hit the right buttons. House fee $/hhr. Didn't discuss tip and I gave her $ . 5. I want to sample some more girls there but I will see Allie again for sure.

[Kknm1]

In the city of orange close to Chapman and the 57 I had the most amazing experience. I finally found another place that will shave your balls and give you a wonderful release after. Woman was a beautiful Viet with an amazing ass and solid bolt ons. Pm me for info, what a keeper.

I sent you a pm, can you please check your inbox?

[PhineasPhreak]

I know a place in South OC, who ran into a problem with a guy and called the police. Apparently they turned-him down for extra's, but he wouldn't leave. So, they called the police. Who came and detained and questioned him. In the end, I don't think they arrested him, but they did come and question him. Either way, never good to get on LE radar in this way.

Sad how most massage places have had to deal with assholes like this. They come in with the premeditated plan of robbing or scamming these women. These are morally weak, sick fucks. I really think morons such as the punk ass who beat up the nice gal at So Relax should be put down: take him out back behind the barn, and just put a deuce deuce thru the back of his thick skull. Should teach him a lesson. I mean, this fucker drives a brand new red Camry? Well I bet the car was stolen. If not, they should have been able to find his ass by now.

That particular masseuse was very straight and a good person to boot. I also thought it was unfair for the OCRegister scumbag commenters making stupid wisecracks about a victim of a violent crime. Sad all around story.

[Member #5990]

So, I've been getting some real nice oily body to body massages from some unbelievable sexy girls that I never had a chance to be that close to in my whole life. Anyway, I have seen some porn videos of girls giving nuru, and doing everything else. Am I being naive, or are there women that are offering this service? I think it is something I'd like to experience. I haven't seen anything on forums or review sites anywhere that indicate some unreal hotties are doing this. If anyone has a lead that would be willing to share, I would be ever so grateful. I check often for PM's. Thanks in advance!

[Lovergrrl]

Place was crowded AF on a Friday afternoon and had to wait a bit for a room which I hate.

I've been to Honey a few times and even when they aren't busy I am left waiting in the room for a minimum of 10 minutes. I guess the girls need time between mongers to clean up. The last time I was there to see Amber and after waiting 20 minutes I got up, naked, and opened the door and called her name. Hailey (the receptionist) came running and apologized and ran off to go find her. Amber eventually showed up and apologized too. We had a great session, but damn!

[Kknm1]

I have been busy didn't have time to write this review. But I had a quick vist at Honey 2 weeks ago on the way home from work. Asked for Paris she wasn't there, Asked for any white girl they gave me two names Andrea and the other one was Lori or Laurel something I believe. Anyways I didn't go with Andrea I went with L, while waiting to use bathroom in front of my room there was another guy waiting in the next room and he got Andrea talked to him he said Andrea is the best in there. My girl came in, she had a great body, small tits, nice round ass to die for. However, she didn't allow much touching, finished and gave her $ for nuru plus tips. On the way out I saw Camila she looked exactly like the photo they use to put as her on their ads.

Yesterday I called Honey again asked for Andrea, the girl on the phone said Andrea is no longer there (wth).

[Kknm1]

Out of the game for awhile due to a back surgery from a car accident. Hopefully, I recover but not the same like before.

It sounds like you need some "body treatments" first.

[Hornilius69]

Out of the game for awhile due to a back surgery from a car accident. Hopefully, I recover but not the same like before.

[NeedsToPlay]

Dumb fuck is ready to go to prison for $200. Props to Mamasan for calling the cops. I hope they get him. BTW. I got to try Bio in LF. I'm semi-retired from the scene, but come out of retirement every once in a while. Stay safe guys.

Dumbass (es) need to remember several things, based on my conversations with MMS:

1) Most of these places (be they 100% legit / massage-only / no-extras, or places that allow extras) have camera's connected to DVR's. The don't have camera's in the "treatment" areas, by they 100% do in the lobby and where any sort of front-counter type setup is located. Just because of assholes like this.

2) If a place is even only 50% legit / massage-only business, many will still call the police on your ass (as they should).

3) Many of the providers works at multiple different locations part-time, so knowledge of who that assholes are get's around.

4) Many of MMS know each other too, and pass-around stills from their DVR's as an unofficial black-list.

I know a place in South OC, who ran into a problem with a guy and called the police. Apparently they turned-him down for extra's, but he wouldn't leave. So, they called the police. Who came and detained and questioned him. In the end, I don't think they arrested him, but they did come and question him. Either way, never good to get on LE radar in this way.

[King Kuts]

Ended up at Honey last week and got Sophia. One of the two hottest girls I've have ever had at an MP. Super cute and personable. Finished between her tits which is 100 x better than HJ. She mentioned she isn't there very often. Place was crowded AF on a Friday afternoon and had to wait a bit for a room which I hate.

[Oc Amper]

I'd love to know the case involved. Just seems impossible, no matter how clever the prosecuting attorneys. If you know the parlor and city, I could look it up.

As far as jury nullification goes, we live in a mostly christian based society, which will for the foreseeable future find prostitution immoral.

Its interesting, Jurors are receive the instructions to adhere to the law, yet the Jurors as a group do have the power to nullify charges. Those two are a bit in conflict with each other.

Perhaps one day in the future, probably not in time for many of us to take advantage of it, prostitution will become legal. It's a cause that just doesn't rise to the level that any politician is willing to stick his neck out for.

Two notable situations in recent years, the legalization of gay marriage and legalization of marijuana. It has taken decades of activism to to legalize both. Prostitution isn't even on the radar yet. Expect it to take 25 or more years.

I appreciate your reply to my comment. However, you are simply not correct about getting this admitted into a court proceeding. I've seen it with my own eyes. The da will put their expert witness on the stand (vice investigator) and he will show the court a bunch of rubmaps reviews and the judge will make a stupid joke (very rude considering the seriousness of a criminal prosecution) "happy ending, har har har, etc. " even the bailiff will laugh because who the hell hasn't received a happy ending, or attended a bachelor party, or called some strippers into your suite in Las Vegas, or gone to Mexico to fuck?

Anyways, the only answer is de-criminalization such as what they have in Canada or France. In the Pigalle district of Paris, there's tons of hookers loitering in alleyways, or nearby the port in Barcelona there's always tons of working girls lurking around trying to get people's attention. There's mothers pushing strollers and nobody seems to care. It's just part of life.

Since all of that is illegal in this jurisdiction, the only answer for the time being is jury nullification. People need to do their civic duty and serve on a jury, and if its a prostitution case in which nobody is coerced and there is no violence, everybody is acting on their own will and accord, at the end of the trial, vote NOT guilty. Until there comes a day when the legislative branch does their job and de criminalizes prostitution, people need to show that the USA is way behind the rest of the civilized world regarding this topic and demand law enforcement stop wasting taxpayer money going after consenting adults having fun (customers and to some extent, the provider) or just trying to earn money as a single mommy (provider) and not hurting anybody.

You may recall the manager at Golden Spa got very unlucky and got charged with pimping. That is totally ridiculous because the girls are all consenting adults, they probably even have massage licenses, and the customers go there for a massage and the manager lady doesn't really know whether or not there is anything going on inside the rooms. She got 6 years in state prison for watching the door at a licensed massage parlour. Totally outrageous. And the guy who shot Kate Steinle got acquitted. There's something wrong with that picture.

[JakeForTheWin]

So I have been stuck with one girl at Honey have explored with different girls occasionally but its always hard to choose without seeing how they look like. So if anyone else on here is a regular to Honey or has been there, please PM so I can talk to you about how your masseuse was and I will gladly share my experiences.