Massage Parlor Reports

**Rickys Wild** · 03-14-18 23:16

Went to the AMP on Del Prado across from Firestone. Saw Jennifer cute early 30's. 7 house 1. 5 for everything maybe I would repeat.

**Gotj17** · 03-13-18 22:14

Originally Posted by Josephr9999 [View Original Post]

When it got to happy time, she held up the squirt bottle of oil and said "you do". Huh? She squirted a little oil on my little friend and said "you do".

Sounds like a lot of the AMPs in Wisconsin according to the forums up there.

**Josephr9999** · 03-13-18 19:28

Hey brothers, I have a report from my hometown but I hesitate to divulge because it's a small town in the Midwest. Just want to say thanks for all the tips on this forum when I was in Naples. I used similar go to strategies here at home. There's never been an AMP closer than an hour's drive so this is a new place. Heck, this town doesn't even allow strip clubs! I heard the masseuse was a cutie so after getting up the courage to give the place a try, I called the number. They advertise open 9 am to 10 pm. I've never seen the open sign lit after 7 in the winter. I called at about 8 pm and in broken engrish she said to come at 8:30. "I be ready for you". I parked in the dark lot behind the building as I didn't want to park on the street where anyone would recognize my vehicle. Mind you, this place is only 5 blocks from my ex wife's house!. When I entered, she asked if I had called. She was tiny tiny tiny! Like 4' 10" and maybe 90 lbs. Rates are 70/ hr futon or 60/ hr table. Her engrish was not great to tell me the difference so I took the futon as other massages have been table only. She had a heated pad and the place was quite clean. Laid down with my bare ass up and she came in, started massaging through a towel. Massage was good but not great. She then went to bare hands using lots of oil. Almost too much for my taste. Barely brushed the boys while on my stomach and she climbed over me from my head with her girl parts only inches from my head. I was pretty much up on all fours to give her access to the boys and full wood. All good, except she was wearing leggings and a push-up bra with a dark thin top so I just rubbed her calves a little. On the flip she rubbed me more, giggled a little and I thought maybe the menu was open. When it got to happy time, she held up the squirt bottle of oil and said "you do". Huh? She squirted a little oil on my little friend and said "you do". I said no "you do" and smiled. She was reluctant to the point I figured no dice. She squirted more and more and took my hand to the business end, I offered 40 and she said "you do" and I said "40" and then she gave a few light rubs so I took her hand and glided it properly to the finish. She gave a clean-up and then more massage. On the way out, I handed her the 40. She said business is not good (which was no surprise). I'm thinking more could be on the menu if I join her frequent flyer program.

This is all hypothetical, even more so than OJ's story "If I did it". If it were true, I'd have posted in the midwestern state where it could have happened. Glad I could share, just figured you mongers would enjoy some fiction from someone that learned the ropes from you dudes.

**Reddog62** · 03-13-18 09:11

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

My fishing buddy put the boat in for service and was looking for his favorite under carriage service pre flip and imagine his disappointment when he got there and place was vacant.

He told me that CiCi at 3718 was able to help him out but he misses that reach under LeLe had.

Make sure to get the numbers right. Le Le is at 2265 not 2625. Just trying to help out.

Dog out.

**MasajoViro** · 03-12-18 12:54

Originally Posted by MrSenpaiguy [View Original Post]

First time posting, new to the area and just have a simple question. I went to the J&C AMP on Pine Ridge. Girls in there with little clothing and looked promising. Wanted opinions from anyone who has had the pleasure of coming here and what do they charge for FS or just HJ. Thanks in advance!

Plenty about all of the various rates and negotiations here in the forum. Do a lot of reading -- and check out the ads on Backpage and Craigslist for the base rates.

Typically, base rates run in the 60 to 70 range for an hour. A 'standard' finish (HJ) shouldn't be more than 40, but the AMP girls in the area kind of have a fat head about that and often demand more. If you want more, you have to negotiate the particulars. Remember: they are in this to make money, not fall in love.

**MasajoViro** · 03-12-18 12:44

Originally Posted by DuckWad [View Original Post]

I moved to Naples a few years ago. I am still seeking a replacement for my mature "massage & fun" lady from the old stomping grounds. No luck yet.

I tried Natalie a few years ago, but at that time she was in a bad place with neighbor hassles and a couple of bad clients. But she is attractive (to me) so I thought I would try her again recently I would recommend everyone stay away -- she is not happy in the business still, and the depression is tiresome. Really tiresome. And the service -- the massage or the fun -- is not particularly good either. A shame.

The AMPs are expensive, and the girls are spoiled. In general, I have had the best luck (price-wise, mostly) with Tranquility on Pine Ridge and 951. The worst rush-job experience was at Creech (which also "forgot" my change or tried to). I have not yet tried any of the American or Latin places. No particular reason.

"Rio" was nice escort experience, but not really what I am seeking -- a good massage with" some fun. Full service not required. But if you want a nice-but-not-young GFE with non-faked Os, you will enjoy her.

Hilde. OK massage, mechanical ending. Meh.

Mostly, I am loving living in Naples. But still seeking a hobby fave. .

You're seeking the holy grail, I think! But let us know if you find her.

Natalie jacked the price so high I've never bothered. Her neighbor troubles were also a deterrent and I believe that led to loss of her license. Apparently she moved, but is still "milking" the business.

Barbara in the same building with Hilde was pretty decent. Alas, she passed away. RIP.

A year or so back, I shared an email I received from my electrician telling about his recycling guy's experience at Tranquility. Not nearly as favorable as your account. Perhaps I should recommend he try there again...

Thanks for your reviews!

**MrSenpaiguy** · 03-12-18 01:45

First time posting, new to the area and just have a simple question. I went to the J&C AMP on Pine Ridge. Girls in there with little clothing and looked promising. Wanted opinions from anyone who has had the pleasure of coming here and what do they charge for FS or just HJ. Thanks in advance!

**NoWiggleRoom** · 03-11-18 04:56

It has been a while since I had the time and the pocket bulk to indulge in a massage. I was in Naples for a few days and decided to look for options close to where I stayed. Couldn't find much info on this board, but google reviews turned up a true gem!! See the attached pic! LOL!

I drove by and saw the place. It's on Davis Blvd, on the 3rd floor of the building and almost seems closed. Dim lit sign and no other indications that there's a MP there. Didn't go in. I found another place, better lit, in a better location, and nicer looking a little further on the same road.

**DuckWad** · 02-26-18 14:03

I moved to Naples a few years ago. I am still seeking a replacement for my mature "massage & fun" lady from the old stomping grounds. No luck yet.

I tried Natalie a few years ago, but at that time she was in a bad place with neighbor hassles and a couple of bad clients. But she is attractive (to me) so I thought I would try her again recently I would recommend everyone stay away -- she is not happy in the business still, and the depression is tiresome. Really tiresome. And the service -- the massage or the fun -- is not particularly good either. A shame.

The AMPs are expensive, and the girls are spoiled. In general, I have had the best luck (price-wise, mostly) with Tranquility on Pine Ridge and 951. The worst rush-job experience was at Creech (which also "forgot" my change or tried to). I have not yet tried any of the American or Latin places. No particular reason.

"Rio" was nice escort experience, but not really what I am seeking -- a good massage with" some fun. Full service not required. But if you want a nice-but-not-young GFE with non-faked Os, you will enjoy her.

Hilde. OK massage, mechanical ending. Meh.

Mostly, I am loving living in Naples. But still seeking a hobby fave. .

**Orch13** · 02-23-18 14:04

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

My fishing buddy put the boat in for service and was looking for his favorite under carriage service pre flip and imagine his disappointment when he got there and place was vacant.

He told me that CiCi at 3718 was able to help him out but he misses that reach under LeLe had.

Fishing buddy says that it looks like she was too busy to answer the phone or the door according to controller in Venice.

Says she is alive and well and there.

**Midnsx** · 02-21-18 09:24

Anyone meet Teresa at Wonderful American Massage in the business center behind Outback? By the phone number listed, seems like she moved from Bonita but I found a few things that point to possibilities of more. Does anyone have any experience?

**BadDog5** · 02-19-18 21:54

My lawn guy said he went by beacon spot Sunday after dinner and saw Annie. He said it was different from other reports. She said she really liked him and he said she got quite mouthy then they partook in a full covered checkers match. She said boss was gone so she was more comfortable. . 5 for hhr and 1. 2 plus. 2 tip for the meet and greet. He said she was a lot of fun but the body was a 6/10. Not sure about repeat.

Dog out.

**Orch13** · 02-19-18 16:43

My fishing buddy put the boat in for service and was looking for his favorite under carriage service pre flip and imagine his disappointment when he got there and place was vacant.

He told me that CiCi at 3718 was able to help him out but he misses that reach under LeLe had.

**Ttfla** · 02-19-18 11:27

My pool guy was lost the other evening and then notice the Beacon of light off 41. He said Annie was able to light his candle and blow it out very nicely without the need of covering it up. He's determined that on the enxt foggy evening he is definitely going to look for that Beacon and see if there is a port available for docking.

**LtAtlas** · 02-18-18 15:15

Ran into Tim the Toolman. Said he had some home projects to take care of so he headed to the Home Depot. Remembering that it's not just "home improvement" he decided to stop at the adjacent spa for some "male improvement ". Greeted by a thicker girl which was fine as that's what he prefers. She took him to the room, he chose hh at. 5 She left the door open so he only removed his shirt. The door across the hall opened and there was a very nice looking young lady standing there naked. He smiled and so did she while yawning. Nice bonus.

His girl came back and started a very nice message with much teasing and roaming. Then she started hiccuping. Repeatedly. She apologized and giggled, he just laughed his ass off. She tried water and holds no her breath to no avail. He offered a stiff solution, suggesting she needed something to suck on. She giggled and agreed and started a pretty decent BBBJ. Tim was pretty excited from the teasing so he quickly coated her tonsils which surprised both of them. She did not seem very happy with the outcome but she had to agree her hiccups were gone. There was 10 minutes left and she continued messaging until time was up. Tim gifted her a Benjamin. Said he had fun and will probably repeat. BTW her name was cici.