Massage Parlor Reports

[Jim Rob]

A year since moving to the area I'm finally had time for the hobby and am ready to contribute something. Saw a Craigslist post by Maryna advertising herself as an attractive Latina. The picture was definitely not real (reverse image search suggests it's the cover to a novel or something), but it piqued my curiosity nonetheless and I decided to TOFTT when I couldn't find anything about her online. There were two numbers, the first one didn't accept texts but the second one answered me and quoted me $. 80 for an hour. Confirmed a time and showed up to the address on the post. Was a little nervous when I saw it was inside a hair salon. I asked the woman at the cash register for Maryna and she asked for the agreed upon price up front, which I thought was another bad sign, but then Maryna came up and she was a very hot 30 something Latina so I figured what the hell. Paid the cash and she led me downstairs to a room with a good amount of privacy. I figured I'd better make my intentions known given the setting so I put a $. 40 tip in plain sight by the table, got naked and lay down without covering myself.

She didn't seem at all put off by that and she pocketed the money so I started to like my odds of leaving satisfied more. She covered me with oil and gave me a solid if unspectacular massage and was not shy at all around the best areas. After she had worked me head to toe she asked me to flip over. She covered me up with a tiny wash cloth, but put a candle on to make the mood lighting even more appropriate. After massaging my chest she went to work on my inner thighs until I couldn't take it anymore and I reached out and started to rub her ass. She asked if I was ready and I said yes and she took off the wash cloth and gave me a really nice finish. Afterwards, she showed me to the shower. It ended up being only 45 minutes but she would have kept going if I'd asked her to and I probably rushed it a little with my aggressiveness so I don't blame her at all.

Very happy I stumbled upon that ad. Maybe I could have gotten away with a smaller tip but I think I got my money's worth. Shouldn't be too hard to find the ad, but feel free to PM.

Do any of my monger brothers know the address of this place, I went a very long time ago and totally forgot the location. Pm me or reply.

Thank you.

[TheOuroboros]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

Let's be honest, if we all had super model bodies and six packs to go with our six packs, we probably wouldn't be mongering in the first place. I can assure you these ladies deal with plenty of us big bellied bruisers so don't feel singled out. Embrace it, It's a testament to our comfortable life style that we can afford and if you ask any of them ladies, I'm sure they'd trade places with you any day of the week.

We all float down here.

[Jim Rob]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

I will just laugh it off, I hope she returns the same laughter when I call her a leather jacket and tell her old she looks 😂

[JmSuttr]

Agreed. I was merely venting local frustration of high ($80) hourly rates from K MPs to $60 Plus tip for release. Of course we can all goto Greenbelt anytime LOL.

Other places including Vegas the hourly for massage is $19-40 hour. In Cali, $30 hr so I pay $60 all in for HJ and FS with rimming from my fav regular I have seen for last 3 yrs.

PC out.

Like real estate, so much about the hobby depends on location. Areas with lower costs (for the ladies), as long as there's a sufficient supply of providers to ensure competition, should result in lower prices for clients. But I've also seen low-cost areas with higher prices because of a scarcity of providers. And high-cost areas, like NY and LA, often have an oversupply that tends to depress prices. IMHO, that's the main reason the DMV has so many visiting girls from CA.

And local conditions can have even more bizarre effects. For example, one K-girl I used to see worked during the week at an AMP in Seven Corners and at a spa in PG County on the weekends. FS available in MD but not in VA for the same girl, go figure. She said it was different MMS rules.

I guess the best a monger can do is to figure out their local market as much as possible and resolve to never, ever, overpay. FWIW, there are plenty of AMPs in VA where the house fee for one hr is $60, or even $50 when they're running a special. So standard relief can be had for $90-$100, all in. Even for an $80 place, there's absolutely no need to ever pay more than $40 for a NOVA std HJ.

By using $90-$120 as a baseline, that then helps in deciding how much to pay for upgrades. For mongers who consistently find themselves overpaying, they should just smack themselves upside the head and admit that the providers are getting the better of them. And that's what's happening when an FBSM provider tries to pretend her $120 hourly rate is ONLY for the massage. That's pure BS, and she knows it. It's then on the client to communicate that he also knows it's BS and isn't going to be played.

And, of course, there are always the success stories where a combination of good homework and good luck will help you find a gem like your fave in CA. And hitting those kinds of jackpots is one of the things that keep us playing the game!

[JmSuttr]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

I wonder if it's more of a cultural thing for Chinese and Koreans? Several Thai masseuses are more voluptuous and full-figured (ex. KK, Tara, Nikki) and even the slender ones, at least IME, don't seem to have a big issue with a client's weight. Then again, I may not be the best judge since I'm reasonably in shape for my age. But I've seen a lot of Thai providers and most are eager to please (within their individual limits) and I haven't yet encountered a snarky attitude about anything.

[Pcpc1688]

IMHO, one of the universal truths about the hobby is that the price you pay is directly proportional to the amount and quality of the homework you do. There are plenty of well-priced options in the DMV but our problem, again IMHO, is that we have a significant number of mongers with more $ than time or sense. And that combination results in overpaying, which leads to (some) providers overcharging, etc.

For better or worse, the hobby is an essentially free market, with no govt or regulatory constraints except for the ever-present need to avoid LEO. Willing buyers and sellers are free to exchange their services and goods for whatever the market will bear. Which means that, if there's any complaint about the level of prices, the problem is more likely to be with the buyer's side of things.

Agreed. I was merely venting local frustration of high ($80) hourly rates from K MPs to $60 Plus tip for release. Of course we can all goto Greenbelt anytime LOL.

Other places including Vegas the hourly for massage is $19-40 hour. In Cali, $30 hr so I pay $60 all in for HJ and FS with rimming from my fav regular I have seen for last 3 yrs.

PC out.

[Mallet70]

IMHO, one of the universal truths about the hobby is that the price you pay is directly proportional to the amount and quality of the homework you do. There are plenty of well-priced options in the DMV but our problem, again IMHO, is that we have a significant number of mongers with more $ than time or sense. And that combination results in overpaying, which leads to (some) providers overcharging, etc.

For better or worse, the hobby is an essentially free market, with no govt or regulatory constraints except for the ever-present need to avoid LEO. Willing buyers and sellers are free to exchange their services and goods for whatever the market will bear. Which means that, if there's any complaint about the level of prices, the problem is more likely to be with the buyer's side of things.

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

[JmSuttr]

For all you guys that have to take 120 HJs and being called fat on top of getting fucked by Thai girls in not a good way haha.

I'm so happy I'm not in this shithole of over priced HJs and BJs and FS (yeah right) pit of hell. It was bearable 10 yrs ago, today it's 120-160 for a HJ and its a bargain, NOT.

Anyway, its being taken for granted that sucks.

PC out.

IMHO, one of the universal truths about the hobby is that the price you pay is directly proportional to the amount and quality of the homework you do. There are plenty of well-priced options in the DMV but our problem, again IMHO, is that we have a significant number of mongers with more $ than time or sense. And that combination results in overpaying, which leads to (some) providers overcharging, etc.

For better or worse, the hobby is an essentially free market, with no govt or regulatory constraints except for the ever-present need to avoid LEO. Willing buyers and sellers are free to exchange their services and goods for whatever the market will bear. Which means that, if there's any complaint about the level of prices, the problem is more likely to be with the buyer's side of things.

[Member #5678]

No luck at AM this afternoon. Friendly and solid massage with a bit of thigh teasing, but nothing more. Is the lady who was mentioned as being a bit more friendly still there?

[JohnCena007]

Someone told me that was Patty that worked in Annandale and Fairfax before. Anyone confirm that yet?

Thanks PittLover.

[JohnCena007]

You should be using Google to search the phone number, and Google Image to reverse-search pix before asking for help.

The number brings up ads with a different name and pic.

Image search brings up an Instagram model in Atlanta with 65,000 followers (80,000 on Twitter), and she's Filipina. The likelihood she's doing rub and tugs up here is pretty much zero.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKW7awEA...missnikihughes

Thanks, Bunker Buster. This helps.

[PittLover057]

Yeah, Asians love to talk about how fat someone is right to their face. They know it is an insult here, but just can't resist. But god forbid anyone comments a Thai girls skin is dark. LOL.

Yeah that's a cultural thing. They are very quick to point out someone's fatness from what I've seen in my trips to Asia.

[PittLover057]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone tried Niki Thai near Centerville? Any review comments are appreciated. She has VOIP number.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ation/45329602

Someone told me that was Patty that worked in Annandale and Fairfax before. Anyone confirm that yet?

[Pcpc1688]

For all you guys that have to take 120 HJs and being called fat on top of getting fucked by Thai girls in not a good way haha.

I'm so happy I'm not in this shithole of over priced HJs and BJs and FS (yeah right) pit of hell. It was bearable 10 yrs ago, today it's 120-160 for a HJ and it’s a bargain, NOT.

Anyway, it’s being taken for granted that sucks.

PC out.

[Bunker Buster]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone tried Niki Thai near Centerville? Any review comments are appreciated. She has VOIP number.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ation/45329602

You should be using Google to search the phone number, and Google Image to reverse-search pix before asking for help.

The number brings up ads with a different name and pic.

Image search brings up an Instagram model in Atlanta with 65,000 followers (80,000 on Twitter), and she's Filipina. The likelihood she's doing rub and tugs up here is pretty much zero.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKW7awEA...missnikihughes